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I have a problem /x/, a skinwalker problem:
>Be me in 2013
>Going camping with my now ex-girlfriend
>First night we hear some freaky as shit sounds, she goes out to check on said sounds
>I fall asleep and don't notice her come back in
>The next day she's acting kind of funny, keeps trying to eat the meat we brought with us, repeats the same phrases
>At this point I'm pretty sure it's a skinwalker and following /x/'s advice I create an excuse to leave
>GF lived with me so now I'm living with a skinwalker
>Fast forward 2 years
>Skinwalker GF and I broke up in 2014
>We meet up and she introduces me to our "son", demand paternity test to stall for time.
So /x/ my question is how I prove my ex-girlfriend is a skinwalker to the proper authorities and whether it will be able to claim child support from me if I prove it's not human?