How about conspiracy theories around tv shows, movies or any

>>17207336
Here's a video on the music industry, illuminati stuff. Iz bretty gud

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvJmpSgeNMU

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Disney turning little girls into sluts

>>17207358
Modern media is turning little girls into sluts

I always post this one whenever people are interested in stuff around the entertainment world: The Secret Meeting that Changed Rap Music and Destroyed a Generation

http://www.hiphopisread.com/2012/04/secret-meeting-that-changed-rap-music.html

TL;DR an email says rappers were pressured to write music about doing illegal activities (drugs, guns, crimes etc) in order to create more inmates at private prisons. More prisoners means more $

>>17207384
I'm turning deez bitches into sluts ya feel me?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsPCQ932vlU

Britney Spears Original Doll Album.
On a New Years radio show, the djs got a call from Britney Spears about how she's gonna be making a new album called Original Doll and had a sample track for them called 'Mona Lisa' but she has to get down there ASAP to play it. The radio guys were all for it because they get the first playing ever of a brand new Britney Song, brought by the woman herself.

They frantically tried to prepare since it was super last minute, a lot of them thinking it was a prank. Then Britney appeared with her disk, wearing no shoes at all, obviously having rushed down there. They played the song Mona Lisa which is very different from her other work and she says it was made 100% by her. She stated that her new album Original Doll will be 100% her own input as well and to look out for it.

Original Doll was never made, her agents and record label deny that it ever existed. Her next album had almost zero input from her, written by everyone else and was this odd techno style.

Britney went out of the limelight for a bit and a lot of restrictions in her visits and stuff started to happen. Then her infamous breakdown happened, which was spun by the media to be about 'Paparazzi pressure' and how they were invading her private life and even just basically 'LOL CRAZY BRITNEY SHE'S SOOOO CRAZY' but when you look into it, it was her attempt to gain some form of identity for herself and try to detach herself from her record label by creating as much controversy as possible, it was her last attempt to fight.

After that, all her rights and control went to her mother. Only two songs were known to be on Original Doll - Mona Lisa, which ended up released as a bonus track for some single, except it had been edited to be more 'Britney' and 'Everytime' which was released, but spun around to be a love song, with the video being about her being hounded by paparazzi, but if you look at the lyrics you can tell its about the control the music industry has on young girls.

>>17207640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UlWTtGhAPU

Here's the incident, basically what the first comment says, a lot of Britney written songs are depressing as fuck, she even wanted the video for Everytime to be about her committing suicide, but they made it so that she suffers as head blow, then they changed it again last minute so that she comes out of the bath, alive.

>>17207384
There can be more than one company turning little girls into sluts, it's not a competition.

definitely creepy with the ''how she's been cloned'' line, and in the film clip of toxic by her she destroys a cloning centre/holding tanks. hmm

>>17207640
that actually made me feel bad for her
I can imagine the hell she'd been put through

>>17207336
Dan "the Pringles can" Schneider anyone?

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>>17207759
You mean Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider?

>>17207759
The younger Spears slut had a whole career on the line yet she choose underage pregnancy. Was the kid found out to be Dan's and abortion was out of the question? Or was it part of the slut indoctrination? Don't say it was for religious reasons, anyone would abort for potential millions and having a vagina full of semen at 14 isn't very holy at that.

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>>17207816
Dan "cram it inside her" Schneider

>>17207785
I'm new, anonymous. What is the conspiracy with Mr. Snipes?

>>17207755
>>Googles her net worth
>>immediately stops feeling bad.

People with that much money have no right to complain about anything, ever.

It's part of the control system to indoctrinate the sleeping masses and manipulate public consciousness. The commercials are orders, and the news itself is carefully choreographed to implant the information that fits with their agenda. It's very important you listen: you will see a new world order in your lifetime, despite what they tell you about reaching a higher state of consciousness, you cannot be more than human. They are not aliens, they are demons. You have been placed into a coma. The symbology is the language, the words are weapons, The Word is the ultimate weapon. Seek and ye shall find.

>>17207857
>implying any of the money goes to her.

She has zero freedom, she can't even choose her own hairstyle, thats what the shaving represented. She can't do anything, she has to go on their schedule, do what they do. It's not even the look she wants.

>>17207654
My nigga my nigga

This is the most basic level internet shit.

>>17208880
then wtf are you doing on 4bro? go to the deepweb, edgy cunt.

I heared somewhere about paul mccartney being dead and having someone replace him. Anyone knows anything more? Hardcore Beatles fan here and i was really intrigued

>>17207833
Dan "the lucky bastard" Shneider?

>>17208903
Having some fun.

Sexy dicksucker.

I heard there's a secret episode of Roseanne where Darlene kills DJ

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>>17208968
Dan "Roofies in the Apple Cider" Schneider.

>>17208910

don't know if bait or not. But if you're a hardcore Beatles fan, (you know the whole story, people around them, seen the Anthology series etc.) I highly recommend "The Last Testament of George Harrison", it's fucking hilarious. My best friend and I couldn't stop laughing and still quote it to this day. As you can guess, it's about the whole Paul is Dead conspirancy.

>>17208978
All 'secret episodes' are stories made up by kids. Only other kids could believe in those.

>>17209019
Exactly, there is no profit on secret episodes, so nobody wuld record em.

>>17208910
I watched this documentary on it before. At first i didn't believe it but it was just an hour and a half of fact after fact. Basically:
Paul died after the first or second album in a car crash
They had a Paul look alike contest and then got the winner to be the real Paul
There was just a bunch of crazy stuff like they got the inspiration for Rubber Soul from the nick name they gave new Paul(Rubber Paul, due to the surgeries he underwent). It also claimed things like the Abbey Road cover is Pauls funeral. With John, in white, being jesus, Paul has no shoes because he's dead, George is a grave digger, and ringo is a funeral attendant. Its been a few years since i watched the movie and those are just a few things that come to mind. I highly recommend it even for just entertainment purposes. Again i didnt believe it at first now i don't know what to believe. All i know is that if its true i had the privilege to see Rubber Paul at Lolla last year and he's one hell of a replacement

>>17208981
You're encouraging some very retarded people. Stop. Proof or GTFO.

>>17207358
I think that's more of the artists making inside jokes and trying to hide a dick in their art.

>>17208910
Fucking Google, m8. If you are purported hardcore Beattle fan, you should have already known about the theory. The silent Beattle George prior his death, gave a confession that Paul died. Clues are litered within the lyrics and album cover of Lonely Hearts album.

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WU-TANG SHOGUN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brWKmlmvlic

>>17209070
Fuck off Schneider.

>>17208978
Let me guess, you read it off some creepypasta? If that's the case, it's not true.

>>17207759
Dan "the middle school insider" Schneider

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>>17207759
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's A Fighter" Schneider.

>>17209094
Dan "The Super Hymen Collider" Schneider

>>17209101
Dan "pull the rope tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

>>17209070
>Proof or GTFO.
McCurdy suffer from stockholm syndrome: https://youtu.be/xdNZjxJ0ifg

>Look what you did to me
Can't stop the Schneider.

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>>17209070
Dan "the Hymn Divider" Schneider.

>>17209084
Oh fuck, you got me. I was him all along. Good work.

Dumbass. You think me taking issue with allegations is proof that I am that guy? That's stupid. I just don't like it when people talk shit about people and make accusations. You hate the guy because he's living the dream, getting paid for his creativity. You're jealous and you got nothing going for you, like most of the conspiritards. I know too well how people like that (ie You) think. They either see Satanists everywhere or pedophiles. Sometimes both. People who think that way are always a bit on the retarded side too.

>>17209130
You're digging your own grave, Schneider. FBI is already doing an internal investigation on you, I should know. I called them and they informed me.

>>17209130
You're a retarded faggot

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>>17209137
Echoing what you hear is a pretty retarded thing to do, kohai.

>>17209136
The FBI? Oh good lord those fuckers are just there to make people think crime has opponents. The FBI works with criminals, if they pay enough.

>>17209142
>Oh good lord those fuckers are just there to make people think crime has opponents.
Is that what the FBI told you when they caught you, Schneider? They lied to you.

>>17209142
I actually came up with that thought on my own. I'm pretty proud of myself

>>17209127
>he doesn't know that the hymen naturally has an opening
Top laugh, my friend

>>17209199
We're not friends, faggot.

>>17209215
But why are you so mad?

I saw a thing on /pol/ that said Miley Cyrus had been replaced as well

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>>17207336
Bernie Sanders is going out like Kennedy

>>17209263

What wack expression is he making?

It's not a smile, it's like a weird "jim halpert" face from The Office.

I don't know, it reeks of illuminati or operant conditioning.

>>17209263
Sanders is hardly the civil rights, make the world better, candidate he sells himself as. He's a career politician with plenty of tarnish on him, and he's admitted portions of his plans aren't what he's promoting them as.
If anything he'd be another Obama.

>Muh free college
>In an already broken education system
>With a broken economic system
>But I'll only tax the super rich
>Actually everyone's payroll tax will increase
>Muh anti-war record
>Please ignore my approval of war in Afghanistan, and NATO bombings in multiple countries, and support for funding the Iraq war
>Please ignore I've supported the awful, over budget, overdue F35 project because jerbs for muh home state
>I'm gonna continue the drone warfare program too
>I'm pro civil rights
>Don't look at my co-sponsorship of bills that would curtail civil rights,
>such as the FREEDOM act and co-sponsoring using the 5th amendment violating no-fly list to ban gun purchases
>The Fed Reserve is Bad
>Ignore that I've consistently killed bills to audit, investigate and end the reserve system
>NSA spying is very bad
>Snowden should face criminal charges
>The prison industrial complex is bad, so is police brutality
>Pretend I didn't vote for the Violent Crime Act of '94
>The act that fueled the massive increase in prisons, sentencing, and boosted police forces
>I won't accept SuperPAC donations, all SuperPACs are bad and should be ended
>Oh, well, um, union superPACs are different, that's cool, this SuperPAC is okay, just not other SuperPACs

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Dan "Oops I've cum inside her" Schneider.

>>17209584
do you support any particular us presidential candidate or party platform?
Just wondering.

>>17209610
Samefagging this hard is really pathetic.

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>>17209584
I need more info on sandie

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>>17209614
In the current line up, not really.
The candidates are controlled by the RNC/DNC to maintain the two party system and stagnate any genuine progress. They control the official debates, MSM is tied to either one, so the election is a professional circus act at this point. First past the post is also a shit electoral system.

30 years of legislation shows that the desires of average Americans is unimportant while the desires of top percentile Americans and special interest groups is important. Princeton did a study on it, ended with the conclusion that the oligarchy has been running longer than I've been alive.

Shit's not going to change with electing a different president. At least 3 generations have had a consistent stream of knowledge that your civil rights don't matter, your privacy is nonexistent, that government agencies will do as they please, that you will be lied to in order to garner support for unnecessary war, and to garner support for government overreach.
The public at large doesn't care. There should be a hell of a lot more anger about the issues of corruption within the government, but the majority has shrugged and decided 'well they said they were sorry so whatever, we'll try again next election'.

The system is fucked and needs a hard reset. A peaceful reset would be awesome, but system overhaul is never peaceful.

>>17209653
Look at what actual socialists have to say about him.
Look at his voting record.
He had anti-war protesters arrested for interrupting a public meeting.
There's a Vox interview where he says immigrants will make the nation poorer.
He supported the pointless assault weapons ban.
He refuses to take actual shots at Hillary, and even defended her during debates like a spineless fedora.
He a populist begging for Dem support so he can be president.

I kinda was for him until I actually looked at his record and look up criticisms of him. Then he became another Obama.

>>17209127
Dan "the man with the plan to fuck her can" Schneider

>>17209584
[citation needed]

>>17209130
C'mon, Dan, you're just backing yourself into a corner here

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>>17209858
Something tells me you think this place never lies about anything. This is 4chan. We troll people. We troll ourselves for fuck's sake. Half the people here are trolling, even when they're talking about serious shit. Not all boards are /b/, but we do sometimes have bleedover.

I hate false accusations of pedophilia. I hate the paranoid culture that has gone from the interesting kind to the outright stupid. We have too much of it here.

>>17209584
Oh good, another heroic politically minded individual who's more interested in the "fight mild hypocrisy" game than having an effect on the world.
>>NSA spying is very bad
>>Snowden should face criminal charges
Those aren't perfectly aligned, how can we trust him to believe in anything?!

Thank you anon, saving us one post at a time from the horror of grey areas.

>>17207392
That I can believe.

>>17209955
Real question, are you 15?

>>17210647
No, why do you ask?

>>17209584
All of this. He is a faux socialist, and just another attention whore politician.

Fuck all politicians, the whole lot. Right, left, all of them a bunch of morally corrupt fags. Sanders is as much a corporatocrat as the rest of them. Politics is a sham, look at its failures compared to almost any other human endeavor, but politics is something the attention whores tell us is the most important.

We need a peaceful revolution: a generate strike politically and economically.

>>17207833
Dan "She's a fighter hold her tighter" Schneider?

>>17211396
Even as a rape joke this feels forced.

I made up one. Obama and Kendrick Lamar are behind of killing David Bowie

So..I've got one that no one ever,EVER talks about. Everyone knows Melissa Joan Hart,Im assuming? Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Well,get this. She went to school with a girl named Serena,and her sister Charity. One day,Serena and her mom decided to murder Charity in a bizarre "exorcism" claiming she was possessed and was a witch. She dressed in all black,like a goth I suppose. It actually turned out to be more of a Santeria ritualistic ceremony.
Melissa has never admitted to being in the same circle as Serena,but high school friends claim she was. Sabrina the Teenage Witch was created not long after,and some people think it was based on the legends of witches and black magic practitioners in the town of Sayville,where it happened. Just in a modern high school setting. Some people think it was just a coincidence. There was also a rumor that The Craft was based around the town of Sayville. Also,their rival school was Amityville High School. Maybe a coincidence. Maybe not.

>>17211452
I'm pretty sure Sabrina the teenage witch has been around for a while. Its part of the Archie comics if I remember right.

One weird story I read is that Michael Jackson used the sleeping drugs for years to get ideas for songs from the angels. He went as far as saying if he didn't, the angels gave them to Prince. He essentially had no choice but to lucid dream. He couldn't wake up without a different drug.

>>17211516
The concept has been around awhile,yes. But not the movie or show. The conspiracy is that Melissa was chosen because of where she was from and that the concept of the movie and show is inspired by real life circumstances in the town.

David Bowie left exactly like Micheal Jackson. Both of their respective last album share disturbing theme about leaving for the cosmos.

Killed? Admitted in galactic society among ayyliums? I don't know but there is in both album a clear theme about ''ascending'' and rebirth.

The depressing truth is that it's probably just a morbid reflex both got before their death. The exiting lie could be that there's a citadel like in mass effect out there and both are now performing for galactic tier audience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVADGRUoZdg

>>17211587
Bowie knew he was dieing so his album reflects it. Apparently he was battling cancer for quite some time but kept it extremely quiet

>>17211637
i wonder if meme magic is possible and can alter the timeline somehow

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>>17211473
>DAN THE MAN WITH A VAN AND A PLAN SCHNEIDER

>>17209342

I don't think that's an official ad, Anon. Someone probably shopped an out of context pic of him onto that background.

>>17209252
I didn't save the pasta, but the Miley thing is a good read if you can find it. If I recall, they starlight up killed her for not conforming to their wishes and buried her in the California desert. The current girl is a fake.

>>17211452
Two things.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch existed as a comic book for years before the sitcom.

A comma is not meant to replace a space between two words.

>>17207336
during the last season on Venture bros the sovereign was killed during the hour long special.the Sovereign is often depicted as David Bowie

a month ago an image of one of the characters from the cartoon band Gorillaz was released. In the image the character is holding an image of David Bowie

>>17212525
The movie and show were only loosely based on the comics. That has nothing to do with choosing someone from a specific place to play the lead and adapting it to revolve around a modern high school based on a town with a large population of Witches. The point is that the location where Melissa is from is the modern inspiration for the show. Sayville has been around since the mid 1700s.

>>17210789
Because you act like a little punk bitch you fuck

>>17212606
That's good to know.

I'm not sure if this counts. Been told I was crazy and people dismiss it. But I believe that Britney Spears had her first marriage just to have sex. They played it off as some childhood friend thing, but she was one of those people that promoted sex after marriage. So having a quick Vegas wedding with her childhood friend to lose her virginity and then getting a divorce would be a loop hole, right?

>>17212708
justin timberlake claimed to take her virginity before she got married

>>17211424
I hate it when people force their rape jokes upon me.

>>17212558
That episode of the Venture Bros was aired like two years ago.

Gorillaz sounds more like a coincidence, but hey, I'm game.

>>17212714
Yeah, but who wouldn't claim that after dating her, back in the day

>>17212811
she never protested it or anything so i believe it

plus it was made clear that she became a slut after losing her virginity to him and cheated on him and thats why they broke up

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>>17211649
We can bring back Bowie-sama
>with the memes
Come brethren, we must commit ourselves fully to meming David Bowie back to life.

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Tavistock institute created the Beatles as a tool for social engineering. The Paul is dead theory ties into this. Also check out the history of Laurel Canyon in the 60's

>>17212606
Thanks for the lesson in maturity nigga-dick-poop-hands-pussylicker

>>17207407
sauce on the image?

>>17212932
If dubs he faked his death and will be back on 14th with a new album.

>>17213396
No meme magic for me i guess....

>>17213396
My meme magic failed.

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>>17213400
redemption dubs??

>>17207392
You mean its not because a lot of them grow up in low income nieghborhoods where drug use is common? Good im glad shadowy buisnessmen told rappers who, have already been doing drugs and were in gangs during their rap careers to be in gangs and do drugs. Im sure that .made a huge difference and really just threw the whole industry for a loop.

>>17207392
Makes sense seeing how the black/mexican/urban crime rates are falling rapidly as the music industry collapse.

The "conspiracy" is open and has no need to be hidden. It's just through exposure to it through our whole lives that we are conditioned to think it is normal.

The "conspiracy" is to sell you shit that you don't need using every possible means. These means aren't subliminal, they are blatant and up-front. Buy this product and you will gain social status, this product will enhance your life, this product will make you more attractive to the opposite sex. This product will make you happy.

From the day we are born we are bombarded by advertisement messages hundreds of times a day. The true owners of the world have their royal seals branded all around us as product and company logos. The names of who owns you surrounds you.

Every psychological vulnerability is exploited, and this exists not only in the sphere of product purchases but includes the marketing of ideologies and beliefs.

Entertainment media monetized by advertisements drives this. With such media, you are the product being sold to advertizers, and increasingly the boundary between advertisement and media is being blurred with product placements and narratives that are friendly to consumerist culture.

Youtube and monetized internet media is merely an expansion of this regime. At the center of this is Google, which is literally trying to position itself for complete world domination. Google and silicon valley culture has adopted and created the religious ideological trend of singularitarianism / futurology; Google wants to create minds as products, to automate everything so it can become the center of the entire world to which all roads lead, to harvest and monetize all the data in the world, literally everything you see with Google Glass, and every thing with "the internet of things."

>>17213454
Fear not, entropy is inevitable always.

>>17207816
I think he means Dan 'once she's gone you'll never find her' Schneider, though i may be mistaken.

>>17207857
theres more to life than wealth anon. Brit could have all the money in the world, but it can mean absolutely nothing to her and I'm sure she would trade it all away for just a scratch of real freedom.

>>17207407
>I Likes Death
That's too much of a stretch for me.
I'm fine with the message of Paul attempting to become some modern messiah by emulating the words of Crowley, but I sincerely doubt he's a double or that he wanted Manson to do anything evil.