She Put a Spell On Me

you have a crush on her dweeb. simple

>>17199326
hehe, dweeb?

nah, it is different. I have had crushes this is different.

>>17199319
You're infatuated with her. Assuming this story is true, you also sound like a creeper.

does her name start with a k

>>17199341
>I can't be attracted to a married woman, it must be magic

>>17199319
She probably puts a glamour on herself. Carry some fresh rosemary sprigs in your pocket (get them at walmart) to think past it.

>>17199319
What specifically does she look like?

Put a spell on her and have a hogwarts battle

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Expectsum Patroleum

>>17199348
Yes, her name is kim. I work at a data entry position. She is in her 30's but doesn't look it. She has a couple children and a fiance.

>>17201659
*correction
>She just got married.

You dun goofed OP

>>17199319
Is she a Hex girl? if so, then she's gonna put a spell on you.

>>17199319
You're horny. There's no such thing as magic--just serial killers. Don't be a serial killer over this.

>>17199358
>amerifats have to go to Walmart for rosemary

What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>17201663
why would she want you if she's recently married with children? not being cheeky, but really, what would cause her to be so interested in you that she needed to put a spell on you?

op's got a cruuuuuush~

>>17203973
Shut up.>>17203979
You're implying there is an obstacle where there is no obstacle.

>>17203979
Maybe her husband is a cuck

>>17199319
>Does anyone know about love spells and how they work?
Poetry composing by you the best from the best love spells. Even One-eye shining aesir Wotan use poetry for conjure love.

>>17199319
>she is married.

Don't get shot, OP.

>>17204081
>You're implying there is an obstacle where there is no obstacle.
i don't understand what you're trying to say. i'm not talking about obstacles. i'm asking what her motivation would be if she doesn't even talk to him most of the time.

>>17199319
OP, you'll be fine.

>>17203973

Why would we have a rosemary farm at our houses?

Practitioner here.

I'm going to go ahead and assume you believe in magic... Because, otherwise, why would you worry about a witch casting a spell on you?

Your belief in magic is going to fuel her spell. That's the thing about casting curses. They don't work unless the target "lets" them, i.e. believes in them.

It's important to remember that magic can't make you act irrationally. It can influence you to like her, it can put you two on the same path... But you won't just wake up one day, run to her house, and fuck her in front of her husband.

Anything happens like that, and it is ON YOU.
So far, this is all assuming she knows her shit, and you're being honest.

I'll give you a simple, no fluff protection method.

What you're going to want to do is breathe and relax. Clear your mind. Then, you're going to visualize (as clearly as you can, anyway) a white light forming in the center of your chest. Next, you want to evoke feelings of safety, warmth, etc. Now visualize the white light growing larger, expanding until it encompasses your entire body. Finally, focus on the image of the ball of light surrounding you like this until you "feel" safe and protected.

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>>17204396
I wanna go ahead and support this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

>>17201659
So she has two kids and is engaged? Is her fiancé the father or are they married already? Tell the truth OP.

>>17204180
No. You asked something else in such a way as to make a statement.

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1 My son, attend unto my wisdom, and bow thine ear to my understanding:

2 That thou mayest regard discretion, and that thy lips may keep knowledge.

3 For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:

4 But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.

5 Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

6 Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her ways are moveable, that thou canst not know them.

7 Hear me now therefore, O ye children, and depart not from the words of my mouth.

8 Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house:

9 Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years unto the cruel:

10 Lest strangers be filled with thy wealth; and thy labours be in the house of a stranger;

11 And thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are consumed,

12 And say, How have I hated instruction, and my heart despised reproof;

13 And have not obeyed the voice of my teachers, nor inclined mine ear to them that instructed me!

14 I was almost in all evil in the midst of the congregation and assembly.

15 Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well.

16 Let thy fountains be dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters in the streets.

17 Let them be only thine own, and not strangers' with thee.

18 Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.

19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

20 And why wilt thou, my son, be ravished with a strange woman, and embrace the bosom of a stranger?

21 For the ways of man are before the eyes of the Lord, and he pondereth all his goings.

22 His own iniquities shall take the wicked himself, and he shall be holden with the cords of his sins.

23 He shall die without instruction; and in the greatness of his folly he shall go astray.

>>17199326

I have a crush on you

>>17204858
Fuck women who put spells on you.
Right now I have 6 bitches who had put spells on
>what do?

>>17199319
Does she have dark hair? Any tattoos?

>>17204396
Best advice here. Also meditate on a word or phrase as you do this exercise. Link it intrinsically to that white protective light. Next time you walk past her and things pop into your head and you get weird vibes, look right at her, smile and say that word just loud enough that she hears it but isn't sure if it was meant for her. You should be sweet after that.

Tear that ass up when her husband ain't around

>>17199319
it's called infatuation, not a love spell

i recognize it because i've experienced it

>>17205071
Do you know where you are bro?

I reckon it's aliens forcing you guys to mate so they can make a hybrid. Is there a whirring /vibrating sound when you guys are around each other?

>>17205071
Congratulations. You're the only person in the history of the world that's experienced infatuation. Holy shit.

>>17204849
Not even him, but it was a legit question. I have no idea what part of it triggered you so hard.

>>17204976
yes

she is also into wicca and likes cradle of filth

>>17201663
>>17204837

>>17205238
If she's into black metal some of that stuff can get very occultish. I think Cradle of Filth has become pretty commercial but is she into Mayhem or Wattain? Is she a Satanist or just a wiccan? Any significance to her tats?

>>17205238
Does she have big boobs? That also look occultish?

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>>17201477
This is her and her husband.

>>17205375
Didn't know Bob Bergdahl's dad had a second wife.

>>17205386
*Bowe

>>17205397
Weird necklace she has on but I don't know enough about wicca to tell you what it means.

>>17205409
I didn't ask.

>>17204850
Source of this poem, please?

>>17205375
Ugh. Hipster trash. You have nothing to fear OP.

i put a spel on u >_<

when's the last time you got laid, OP? you may just be so hungry for some poon that you're literally going insane...

>>17205375
Fucking move on m8. There is no spell, you are just excited.
Watch some porn and take your eyes to other women, she is married.

I'm pretty sure her husband would fuck you up good for messing with his wife. He's got more hair on his face than OP has on his entire body.

>>17205375
They both look so goddamn cynical

>>17205375
That beard is a sham. Fuck him up OP. See what happens.

>>17199319
This is dumb and so are you.

>>17199319
Lol. I know those two.
Aaaaand I think I might know you too... Eric? Is it?
Anyway. Directed 'em to this thread.
This. Is going. To be good.

>>17205411
What country are you in m8?

>>17205497
4chan

>>17199319
If she put a spell on you to have sexy thoughts about her, she obviously wants the D.
Go for it, OP.

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>>17199319
Anon find a black oak tree, and carve a simple picture of her in to the north side of it. Then drive a nail into the place her heart would be over the next 7 days she will try to get you to do favors for her or let her come in your home, don't let her! After 7 days the spell will be broken assuming she doesn't find the nail and pull it out.

>>17199319
Catfish search the image and you easily find her pinterest and facebook.
What do you think /x/, shall we tell her?

>>17205515
I literally have her FB open right now.

>>17205515
What is catfish? What are you going to tell her? Faggot op has a crush?

>>17205522
I dunno. Is that morally wrong?

>>17205515
>A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet.

>>17205522
Also just Dnd the image into image search. Simples.

>>17205528
I mean the reverse image search that they do in the catfish show. Yes i am a faget.

>>17205530
Nothing comes up on reverse search.

>>17205535
Go for "more sizes"
you get a 140x140 version of the image, and a name

>>17205515
I think OP left the thread. He might be scared of her husband finding out now that he posted the pics.

>>17205534
>nothing comes up on reverse search

>>17205543
Well if she manages to check her "other" inbox on FB he will.
OP is safe. I mean he is anon so...

>>17205549
He won't be anon very long if someone lets her know a coworker posted this stuff.

>>17205560
r.i.p faggot op

>>17199319
OP has a very strict time limit to delete this thread.

>>17199319
>she is introverted and always puts on an air of being really exasperated and overworked
OP, I'd tell you to ask her out, but it sounds like you're too dense to have a successful relationship right now.

>>17205567
popcorn.gif

>>17205564
Not OP

>>17205375
Eww she's not even good looking bro.

>>17199319
Dis gon be good

>>17205663
I'm telling you OP fled this thread.

>>17205514
He should nail it?

>>17205112
Nuh uh. Shut up.

OP is at work still. Just wait til he gets home later...

>>17205723
will he died?

>>17205700
I'd say he should hammer it!

Rape is your only chance to defeat the spell

>>17205729

no, but he'll finally read all these updates. lol

>>17205750
4plebs archive if the thread 404's
>4 u

>>17205776
Hunt down OP's crush and link her the archive.
Can anyone confirm she has thread link?

>>17205794
>hunt down
nigga you just admitted you were bluffing

>>17205804
Naw. It's sadder than that. I was trying to pretend to be another person because I'm too lazy to find the 4plebs archive. I wasn't bluffing. Try it yourself it's easy Reverse image search, more sizes. Bam. I really have nothing better to do with my evening. I need a fucking job...

>>17205816
Didn't realise that everyone wasn't called "anon" because I'm a fucking retard.
And I can confirm she has link. sigh.

Let's fuck RP fag up.

>>17199319
I would laugh at her attempts to vex me, then dominate her in ways that she will come to enjoy..

>>17205816
>more sizes
how?

>>17205954
Where it says "visually similar" is actually a drop down menu with two options, one being "more sizes"

Did anyone do anything yet?

>>17205482
Why do you have to be such a dick, man...
We're not revealing your RPs to the people you fantasize about

>>17205984
What would anyone do?

>>17205549
huh wow. why be such a dick? it's not like OP was being an asshole or anything.

>>17205375

First; shes gross.

Second; hes a cuck... fuck dat ugly ho if u down

>>17205437

Proverbs chapter 2. King James Version.

>>17206385

Oh and third; she's into paranormal she might browse here, and you shouldn't be posting peoples pics without permission.

>>1720647
ghetto text talk

>>17199319
I know what you mean. Same shit happens to me. I broke down with mi girl friend. I felt really sad when i thought in this girl (similar like yours). Mine was some kind off butterfly effect character. Beautiful face and a sad personal story. i dont know if she was lesbian. How did she call me.? Maybe she was psiquic, obsesive personalitity and practice some kind of law of atraction. Brother maybe she is psiquic and maybe you are a psiquic too and still dont know. How to stop her?, Pray for her and for you. If you feel sad is no the kind of girl you want to be with

>>17206560
does her name start with a k

>>17206213
Cause this board is for spooking me the fuck out. Not being the king of the fucking betas and RP.

>>17206588
And I don't care how edge you claim to be, posting peoples pics ain't cool.

>>17205375
> not even blacking out their faces
Dick. Move.
4/10 don't even bother

>>17206560
>i dont know if she was lesbian.
she must not have been attracted to you

>>17205375
Op, take it from a practicing witch, that chick and her man are a freaky lot. It seems to me that husband of hers might actually be a cuckold/sadist that wants a third in their relationship, like a pet he can fuck.

She herself IS into freaky shit and I believe 80% that yes, she has done something to to you, though maybe not 100% on purpose.

Still, she'd "deny" you if you went for her but would give in after leading you on for a while.

Try carrying orris, or Iris roots, in your pocket in a little sack, like those used for holding card decks or a coin purse,after holding them in your palms and envisioning as well as saying out loud with all of your might WHY she is of no interest to you.

Good luck.

>>17203979
Naive

>>17206474
>>17206613
>>17206689

Pussies.

>>17204396
>They don't work unless the target "lets" them, i.e. believes in them.

Bullshit. I don't know exactly what you think you "practice" but you're certainly no "practitioner"!

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>>17206963

>>17206784
What will orris or iris root do?

>>17206999
It will leave things CHECKED out the universe in a trinity of thine three!

>>17207038
What? I dont get it how does carrying around herbs help in any way

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>>17207054
This is a difficult question that needs answering.

>>17207054
it wards off the evil spirits

bump
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

>>17205850
fatass neckbeard virgin, possibly a wizard confirmed

>>17206880
naive to think a woman who has access to him all the time but chooses not to even talk to him had to put a spell on him because she wants him so much? okay, i see it makes perfect sense now.

>>17207767
Tits or gtfo.

You are under a spell. Your thoughts aren't your own. It isn't her though, it goes deeper. Soon you will notice you feel like you are in a dream, soon you will notice your thoughts are not your thoughts and your actions aren't even you. You will start to hear your ears ring inexplicably and hear bizarre sounds from an undetermined point of origin. It's a good thing Jesus saves though, because it's about to get weird son! You're dancing with the devil and don't even know it yet

>>17207827
Jesus Christ you're in denial, I'm just another guy that can tell when a guy is a beta fuckin loser within a couple sentences. Any somewhat normal person could.

>>17207835
holy fuck dude if you're serious i feel absolutely terrible for you. If you genuinely think some beta /x/phile being infatuated with a girl he works with is that shit you're schizophrenic man, but chances are you're just fucking around

>>17205375
There is something wrong with her eyes... they seem to be too high. Ayy lmao confirmed?

>>17207837
I'm not the rp fag but you seemed to be too mad to be a man.

>>17207897
not mad lmao, just sayin what I see man, why would a post on 4chan actually bother me? that's some sad shit

>>17207905
You never know. I cannot see your facial expressions so I'm left with assumptions that I can make. Like you assumed I was the roleplay fag.

>>17207905
obviously a woman

>>17207914
>>17207919
obviously you guys share characteristics with the original guy i was responding to? i'd post a timestamped picture of my dick but not goin to that effort for a thread on /x/ got other shit to do

>>17207924
I wasn't even being dick to you. Now I could assume you have severe case of autism or you're just on your periods.

>>17206784

This. She is really into watching her husband fuck OP because she's into BDSM and knowing that her husband is dominant over other men. Also a closet fag.

>>17205458

her attraction spells are not helping him

>>17204893

THEY DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

>>17205449

and now you're miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine >_<

>>17205480

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY IDIOCY, JERK

>>17207812

sounds really naive as in has no fucking clue about how women work

>>17207666

Please Satan, don't post Limp Bizkit even if it's ironically.

Sincerely,
Jesus H. Christ.

>>17207986
i did it all for the nookie

>>17207928
You don't know what autism looks like clearly man, and I can almost guarantee I have a better social life than you so if I was autistic I deserve a fucking medal or something man.

>>17208073
>implying

>>17205521
Any updates on this situation? Did someone facebook the broad? I hope not, for OP's sake.

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One thing that I've learned from 4chan is to never post pics of people (if you/they know you/them), you never know who browses.

Now she's gonna think you're a schizo lmao

>>17206613
OP deserted this thread because he got scared after he posted their pics.

>>17207066
checked

>>17208864
Since he hasn't responded in a while either he bailed out or got hurt by the husband.

If anyone actually contacted the girl, fucking kill yourselves you faggots.

OP might be a bit daft, but his question was probably sincere. Contacting her and fucking OP over is completely uncalled for.

>>17207226
Is this rp???? I dont even know anymore..

>>17208982
He was asking for it. Everybody hates rp fags.

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Just grow some balls and talk to her god damn it OP. You don't need to be straight up right away just when the time comes somehow inject some ocult stuff in the conversation flow. Watch her reaction and proceed.

>>17209031
No, he shouldn't have done it but maybe he didn't know any better.

>>17207066
Checked

>>17208864
>is schizo
>she finds out

was only a matter of time

>>17209034
>hey babby, how you doing
>we talked about boundaries and 15 feet at all times, anon
>look, i know you cast a love spell on me and i get it
>15 feet, at, all, times, anon
>i have rosemary in my pockets, will that stop you?
>what?!
>rosemary. i have some in my pockets to stop your love spell.
>y-y-you should go now.

>>17209034
>Hey baby, what's happening.
>We talked about boundaries and 15 feet at all times anon.
>Sorry I put you and your hubbies pics on 4chan.
>You did what?
>I was scared you put a love spell on me.
>Sorry anon but my hubby is about to put a hurt spell on you.

RIP OP

>>17208982
posting pictures of cowokers on here (especially with a bullshit story like this) is fucked up. anyone who posts shit like that should be identified to the people whose pics are being posted. it's a violation of trust to repost someone's facebook pics onto random websites.

so basically, you are the one who should fucking kill yourself faggot.

>>17209187
Based on his abandonment of this thread it looks like OP got what was coming to him.

>>17209085
>>17209105
my sides

>>17209105

dicks in butts and butts in dicks

>>17210239
why?

>>17210250

did op die?

>>17206999
Orris flowers are used to break love spells.

>>17211501
Op should break the spell, before the husband breaks his face!

>>17212147

How big is the husband? Doesn't seem that scary.

>>17199319
>I'm attracted to someone even though I feel like I shouldn't be
>Coincidentally have a love song about "falling under someone's spell" stuck in my head
>WITCHCRAFT BURN BURN BURN [ righteous frothing at the mouth]

>>17205460
This. "When in doubt, rub one out."

>>17212200
He has beard so he must be bad ass.

>>17199319
You already know OP. Now what you can do now is to act as the observer. Whenever you feel when "it" starts, tell yourself that you're not responding to it, just observing it. There will be no outcome, the spell fizzles away so to say. She will then maybe become frustrated and act differently, maybe more aggressive, that's when you know she's up to something, mostly it's nothing good. So try to ignore it until she loses interest.

She is a leech, no matter if married openly, she's not what you think she is.
Be careful

>>17212612

Kinda biker looking guy, but he's an inch taller than her.

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Buy a Spyderco Matriarch - clean the blade with 5ml of WD 40 Oil, place the blade tip in a tincture of cayenne pepper and extra virgin rosemary oil.

Carry this blade with you during a night with a full moon, visualize white light around you, preferably with Dead Can Dance - Severance playing. Then go to work, cut her open, preferably to reveal large intestine and whisper into her left ear "Jetzt ist da keine Unruhe in dir".

>>17213190
I'll just use a .45. Lot easier.

>>17205050
Trip dag detected

>>17205397
She doesn't look that bad in this pic... First one is shit tier horrible

>>17211406
He chickened out of this thread because he got scared he posted the pics.

>>17205818
Lol, that's cos you're a tripfagging fucking normie. Rad reverse image search magic skills you got there brooooo

>>17199319
>She Put a Spell On Me

I don't think so, Tim!

>>17207976
i AM a woman you dumb cunt.

>>17213508
that isn't a tripfag because he didn't use a tripcode. and you're calling people normies on /x/. i think someone is new and very excited to be here.

>/x/ experiences it's first boner and believes it's a curse
Sounds about right

>>17203973
We aren't allowed to play in the dirt.
Our landlords don't allow us.
ANd our homes are so poorly designed that if something alive in our home (a plant) it grows mold everywhere.

>>17214597
/x/fags are role playing normies. They have extraordinarily low IQ, though.

>>17214587

Women are the worst source of information on how women work.

Like asking a child how children work.

>>17214628
Keep telling yourself that.

>>17214602

What do you think makes dicks hard then? It means it's been possessed by a demon!

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damn nigga

>>17214587

prove it and also stfu get back in the kitchen

>>17199319
and you really believe in magic?
this new age religion?

>>17199319
I know how lovespells work OP and you're making one yourself. You should stop obsessing over her before you break up her marriage with your seductive lust thoughts.

>>17199319
yeah thats exactly how love spells work, at least the nice ones

>>17214721
Uhhh....whomever posted this may have posted the most profound thing in the history of /x/. And I'm not being sexist. That post was a statement of fact.

>>17218075

She's just looking for a "girlfriend" and op fits that role

>>17218075

He should be happy with being the 3rd wheel.

>>17218075
in my experience that's never the case in these situations.

>>17206999
What can break the spell of that creature that is attached to the husbands face?

>>17218115

yeah. the guy is always food without knowing it.

>>>/adv/

>>17199319
Leave her alone if she's married. Damn, this is just sad and creepy. You're probably sitting in your basement obsessing and doing little spells while she hardly notices you. She's most likely never going to do anything with you, and you will probably just end up creeping her out and causing problems. Leave it be.

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>>17207767

>>17199319
It's very simple.

Crush = virgin.
Spell = non-virgin female.

Non-virgin females have to use spells to extract the same response to men that virgin females get naturally.

op is ded

>>17222122
He definitely won't come back to this thread because he posted the pics.

>>17222419
rip

>>17199319
Post a pic of her and we'll be able to help you better.

>>17223046
He did. Look through the thread.

>>17219908

where can i buy one of those staffs

>>17223193
ask /tg/, they might know where to buy cosplay things

>>17223199

i need a magic one for my love spells tho :(