My wife's mother died last winter, almost a year ago to

>>17198966
Bake a cake

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>>17198966
>I eat ash

Wtf.

>>17198966
Get a spoon and tell us what happens. Alternatively: may be pica syndrome.

>>17198966
Why the fuck would you eat it?
If you want to do something crazy with them cover your dick in it and them next dy fuck your wife with it. You will fack your wife and also her mother at the same time, wont this be exciting?

dont fuck with dead things man. you could damn the person and yourself

>>17198966

Just why.

First world problems: the internet telling people to defile their earthly remains.

>>17198966
Do the cremains challenge. It's like the cinnamon challenge, but with dead people ashes. Film it, post online, get divorced.

>>17198978
>>17198977
It's not just eating the ashes. I also want to rub them on my cock. I mostly just want to do something really evil and horrible, something that no one will ever know about. I'll kiss my wife while her mother's ashes are inside of my foreskin.

>>17199009
As I said before fuck her when your dick is covered in her mother ashes and tell her this is some aphrodisiac or some shit like that

>>17199009
DO IT FAGGOT

>>17199009
You're going to rot in hell you sick fuck

>>17199009
Take pictures.

>>17199033
There's no such thing as hell lol

>>17199009
If you really want to fuck with her spirit you should throw the ashes into the garbge and replace them with ordinary house centipedes i mean ashes

>>17198966
What the fuck dude, there's a bunch of weird fuckers on this board, like, a lot, the biggest amount i've ever seen
But even the dudes who are currently seriously using a tinfoil hat are not even close to being as retarded as you are
Congratulations

but why?

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Save this "omfg so creepy and shocking xD!!!1" bullshit for /b/.

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I spilled some on my shirt lol

>>17199074
that looks like flour

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spilled some on my laptop too

faaake

op is a fggt

>>17199081
>>17199074
my moms ashes dont look like that
cigarette ashes dont even look like that

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For those that think it's fake, here's the lock of hair that was in the chest with her ashes.

ashes ashes everywhere! dumb leave the poor woman's ashes alone.

you just kind of remind me of this guy craping in the cafeteria.

>>17199074
>>17199081
That's flour, you tards.

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>>17199074
>>17199081
Human ashes are a dull grey, not white, dumbfuck.

>>17199102
>>17199099
I promise you, it's not flour

>>17199109
Post bone fragments or fuck off

>>17199109
fuck off

>>17199109
oh nevermind, he promised guys.

it's fucking flour or powdered sugar or something. human ash is chunkier and grey and got bonez and shit in it. fuck off back to drawing on your arms and talking to your deviantart journal, faggot.

>>17198966
>wife
Stopped reading there. Dubs thread?

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>>17199133

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Everybody! Post a loved one's ashes. If you get dubs, gotta snort 'em.

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The ashes; a hoax

this chursburger; very real

>>17199148
You got it

>>17199154
Nice, I would lick it 24/7
Man now I'm hungry

>>17199090
>goes through trouble to provide proof
>cuts some pubes

>>17199162
Niggah that's a hamburger not some McPussy

>>17199009
Did you hate her or something?

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>>17199009
bruhhh what the fuck

>>17199324
>>17199354
I love them both. Her mother was a difficult person, but good at her core. My wife is sick, but beautiful. I just have a very strong urge to be and do evil.

I want to apologize to everyone ITT

I have access to my mother-in-law's ashes, but I think it would be cruel to fuck with them

;-;

>>17199359
What a disgrace must be living with a time bomb like you

>>17199999
Holy shit i got quints

Take a picture of inside the box

>>17199036
kek

>>17199004
fucking lol

>>17199999
Checkety check muhfugga

>>17199004
my sides

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>>17199999

don't you watch south park ?

the spirit of her mother will be imprisoned in you forever.

>>17199999
thou speaketh the truth quintheth master

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>This thread

Cud u not?

>>17199009
>something that no one will ever know about.
Anon, they will find out eventually. In this life or the next.

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Depraved shit goes here /b/

>>17199009

>foreskin

Ughh

>>17200998
>Jews
Uggh

>>17201014

>dick cheese

Yum

>>17199009
Nice job hiding thw source of your photo. Ill be sure to figure out your wifes personal info so I can screencap this shit and fuck your life up
nigga you gay. Fucking with ashes

>>17201041
Do you not wash your dick or something?

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>>17198966
>>17202309

Mix them in with some chocolate milk

Spoon full of ashes? Is this like the cinnamon challenge? I see a new viral shitstorm!

>>17199004

fucking lost it

lunatic/10

If not rping, you're sick.

>>17202521
It wouldn't be nearly as exciting, though. Ashes are much more soluble than cinnamon; eating them is like eating wet paper, it feels like nothing.

>>17199999

HAIL SATAN

>>17198966
Bake a loaf and bring it to your next party/gathering?

Do it, why not?
Some friends and I found some Indian bones in a burial mound, took them home and made bonemeal. I sniffed a little as a joke and the rest was sold on eBay.

Don't even know how much ash/dust I've inhaled working at a crematory. I'm not dead yet.

>>17202550
This is a load of shit. Cremated remains are more like sand than anything. Eating them would be like eating a spoonful of ready mix concrete

>>17198966
Not ashes anon
Cremated bodies leave no ash
Modern cremation leaves only the major bones, all skin, hair, fluids, organs, muscle are incinerated into a vapor that then is evacuated from the cremain chamber via a series of filters and into the outside air
Many modern crematories also use heat exchangers inside the cremation chamber to heat their buildings

Not ashes anon, cremains
Cremains are the ground up bones of the deceased
An industrial grinder is used, like a heavy duty food processor, grinding the bones into a fairly consistent granular substance somewhere between a course sand and corn meal
They have a somewhat smokey taste

Your best use of cremains for consumption would be, due to their gritty nature, to mix them into a milkshake sprinkle a bit into some raw hamburger and prepare to your liking, stirred into a spaghetti sauce, soup or stew is also a good choice

Or you go hardcore, in Victorian England they ground up Egyptian Mummies and snorted the grindings as snuff
Personally when my mother-in-law dies, as things look probably a week or so, I intend to find the most disgusting public toilet in my city and flush that worthless piece of shits remains into the sewer system, I will replace her remains in her urn with sand and laugh at the memorial when everyone kisses the jar of beach sand

This is making me wish I make it a condition on my testament that my ashes should be scattered off a high mountain so none of you assholes can desecrate my body/ashes/goo

>>17198966
if you don't jack off into it and post pictures you have no reason being on this website

>>17203139
You can but the trouble is you need living humans to actually take you to the top of the mountain and not just sprinkle you at the head of the trail or just in the car park and go for a long coffee instead....

>>17199154
if dubs eat it

>>17198966
I'm sure you could call up something really retarded evil with real human remains.

>>17202309
do it based anon

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>>17198966

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>>17199009
Man. /x/ really took a shit since the last time I visited... well.. cya.

>one time my methhead friend ricky stole an urn from his fuckbuddy because he thought she was staching drugs in it.
>he brings it to the flop house.
>crackser open.
>omg there cant be this much drugs in this thing.
>they try snorting and smoking some to no avail
>other friend quincey notices the urn has a name on the side.
>oh shit it's the chick's dead mother.
>doesnt recap it or even dispose of it.
> ends up using it as an ashtray, needle cotton disposal unit, spit cup.
>one day ricky comes back with the chick to cook up some cladestine.
>they get all hyped up and tweeked after making it.
>they eventually run out.
>carpet farming begins.
>chick is cleaning off table. moves trash and uncovers open urn
>"Omg where did you guise get this"
>Quincey says "some junkie brought it here and broke it open thinking it was drugs
>Ricky is red as fuck but stays quiet.
good times. Quincey ended up OD'ing last spring. and ricky might be in jail or prison havent heard from him.
I miss Quincey he was fucked up but he was my brother.

>oh god we've

>>17202479
only with my mother in law's ashes.

>>17198966

Mix it with some salvia and smoke it.

>>17203541
things were top notch around here last quarter of 15 but don t ever expect /x/ to not suck for long.

>>17198966
You win idiot. Officially the foulest thread ever started on /x/. Fuck me kill me now.

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>>17204861
Get used to the edge, it never dulls

>>17203704
>keksimus maximus
this shit is just too fucked up to be bait

>>17199359
You sure are edgy, ill give ya that

>>17199359
Maybe you should just kill yourself. That way you can do evil and good at the same time. Your wife and family will go to their graves wondering why they couldn't save you, and there will be one fewer piece of human shit wandering the world.

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>>17198966w...what am I readin?

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>>17199154
>Wants to believe