My wife's mother died last winter, almost a year ago to the day.
Anyway, her ashes are inside of this little chest and my wife is out of town for the night. I really, really want to eat some of the ashes. Possibly use them as a part of some sort of ritual too.
Any ideas, /x/?
Why the fuck would you eat it?
If you want to do something crazy with them cover your dick in it and them next dy fuck your wife with it. You will fack your wife and also her mother at the same time, wont this be exciting?
It's not just eating the ashes. I also want to rub them on my cock. I mostly just want to do something really evil and horrible, something that no one will ever know about. I'll kiss my wife while her mother's ashes are inside of my foreskin.
What the fuck dude, there's a bunch of weird fuckers on this board, like, a lot, the biggest amount i've ever seen
But even the dudes who are currently seriously using a tinfoil hat are not even close to being as retarded as you are
Save this "omfg so creepy and shocking xD!!!1" bullshit for /b/.
For those that think it's fake, here's the lock of hair that was in the chest with her ashes.
Human ashes are a dull grey, not white, dumbfuck.
oh nevermind, he promised guys.
it's fucking flour or powdered sugar or something. human ash is chunkier and grey and got bonez and shit in it. fuck off back to drawing on your arms and talking to your deviantart journal, faggot.
Everybody! Post a loved one's ashes. If you get dubs, gotta snort 'em.
Not ashes anon
Cremated bodies leave no ash
Modern cremation leaves only the major bones, all skin, hair, fluids, organs, muscle are incinerated into a vapor that then is evacuated from the cremain chamber via a series of filters and into the outside air
Many modern crematories also use heat exchangers inside the cremation chamber to heat their buildings
Not ashes anon, cremains
Cremains are the ground up bones of the deceased
An industrial grinder is used, like a heavy duty food processor, grinding the bones into a fairly consistent granular substance somewhere between a course sand and corn meal
They have a somewhat smokey taste
Your best use of cremains for consumption would be, due to their gritty nature, to mix them into a milkshake sprinkle a bit into some raw hamburger and prepare to your liking, stirred into a spaghetti sauce, soup or stew is also a good choice
Or you go hardcore, in Victorian England they ground up Egyptian Mummies and snorted the grindings as snuff
Personally when my mother-in-law dies, as things look probably a week or so, I intend to find the most disgusting public toilet in my city and flush that worthless piece of shits remains into the sewer system, I will replace her remains in her urn with sand and laugh at the memorial when everyone kisses the jar of beach sand
You can but the trouble is you need living humans to actually take you to the top of the mountain and not just sprinkle you at the head of the trail or just in the car park and go for a long coffee instead....
Man. /x/ really took a shit since the last time I visited... well.. cya.
>one time my methhead friend ricky stole an urn from his fuckbuddy because he thought she was staching drugs in it.
>he brings it to the flop house.
>omg there cant be this much drugs in this thing.
>they try snorting and smoking some to no avail
>other friend quincey notices the urn has a name on the side.
>oh shit it's the chick's dead mother.
>doesnt recap it or even dispose of it.
> ends up using it as an ashtray, needle cotton disposal unit, spit cup.
>one day ricky comes back with the chick to cook up some cladestine.
>they get all hyped up and tweeked after making it.
>they eventually run out.
>carpet farming begins.
>chick is cleaning off table. moves trash and uncovers open urn
>"Omg where did you guise get this"
>Quincey says "some junkie brought it here and broke it open thinking it was drugs
>Ricky is red as fuck but stays quiet.
good times. Quincey ended up OD'ing last spring. and ricky might be in jail or prison havent heard from him.
I miss Quincey he was fucked up but he was my brother.
>oh god we've
Get used to the edge, it never dulls
Maybe you should just kill yourself. That way you can do evil and good at the same time. Your wife and family will go to their graves wondering why they couldn't save you, and there will be one fewer piece of human shit wandering the world.