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So I just spoke with my dad and he told me...
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So I just spoke with my dad and he told me the company he works for recently got approached by the government with a rather particular request, which they wanted to keep in secrecy.

The company he works for is just a plastic manufacturing plant, they make plastic containers for industrial purposes and other things like garbage bins for everyday use.

But the Danish government approached them with to find out how many plastic coffins they could produce on a short term and if needed how much money they would need to set up a production line.

What would the government need coffins for? And especially these amounts? He said they ran calculations and the amount they could produce would be 30 times the amount of regular coffins used in the country.
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...it's too bad you went and just killed your Dad, I mean blabbed it on the Internet...of course , I guess he killed you too, by telling you. Enjoy your plastic coffin. We will miss you.
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>>17197155
i tried making the thread on /pol/ and it says it was blocked lol.
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>>17197138
Same thing fema has them for, "just in case". Not to mention the various ways to hide money when dealing with the shipment and storage of such large quantities of shit.
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to kill white people, duh.
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>>17197173
*sniggers*
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Future pods to hold our bodies as our minds are trapped in the VR.
We will live much shorter lives in reality, but the VR tech will make it seem like a lifetime has gone by.
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>>17197138
Gotta put all those dead sand niggers some place.
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>>17197138

The populations of Europe are being replaced. These are for the final phase and all of the people that resist along the way.
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>>17197138
Flu epidemic
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>>17197138
Was it just a request, or have they stipulated a contract already?

Anyway, if you have paperwork and/or e-mail screenshots to prove your story, post them.

February is close.
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>>17197138
I smell.... BULLSHIT.

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Coffins for world depopulation.
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>>17197138
>dad gets super secret mission
>tells son in confidence
>son immediately goes and blabs to 4chan because he wants to impress his internet friends

You're kind of an asshole, OP
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>>17197689
More like

>13 year old with no friends browses /x/ because no friends
>decides to write the shittest RP ever seen on /x/
>succeeds in writing the shittest RP ever seen on /x/
>retards fall for it
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>>17197696
Everything is RP, even the stance you take now is of the false.
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>>17197696
yeah but even in his RP he still comes off as a dick
its funny to me
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>>17197138
Hey OP if there were to be a massacre in such a large proportion the bodies would be buried in mass graves (IE like hitler did the Jews) without coffins
Or they would be cremated/burned to save space and time. And other reasons such ass discretion and "secrecy"
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>>17197138
For everyone that doesn't take the Mark of the Beast which comes after the world financial crash.
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>>17198785
Is it more sanitary to put them in coffins or burn them in piles of bodies?
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At least you only post this once every month rather than every day
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>>17197595
And what is going to happen in February?
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>>17198859

The same thing that was supposed to happen in 2000, and 2012, and a few days ago.

Nothing.
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Remember how a decade ago it was supposedly reflective strips on the backs of highway signs that was supposed to guide convoys to secret FEMA camps?

For those of you who don't remember: yes, that was briefly a thing.
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>>17198945

I remember.

I also remember the "why-is-the-government-ordering-2,000,000 plastic coffins" meme from late 1989.

The circle of bullshit was recycled again and again since then.
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>>17197138

Doesn't this whole bullshit mass coffins thing go back at least five years? Oooolllld news, breh.
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its the same thing that happened in america a couple of years ago except our government bought cement coffins

the fema camps are concentration camps. they had been holding homeless people there

2+2=4
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Between plastic coffins and cement coffins it's funny how these conspiracy theories always rely on the government(s) going with a plan that would preserve evidence, leave a paper trail and require storage space instead of just burning the corpses.
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>>17197161

This. Sometimes it's just a cash grab by various government employees and sometimes it's hiding other things. They don't really pay $75 for a hammer.
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this picture was taken from a video just posted in the jade helm thread. weird
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>>17197138
>Denmark

Well, RIP, OP. It's only just beginning.
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>>17199285
Was that a thing?
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>>17199323
Could be complete bullshit. Probably is complete bullshit, but "riddler" threads are fun to think about.
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>>17197138
Why would they waste money on coffins when they can just throw dead people in the ground? Why are roleplayers constantly overlooking retardedly obvious plotholes?
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>>17197193
look daddy

a faggot
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No description of how long "short term" is although just the fact they want a lot of cheap coffins fast is a little curious.

Probably for winterchan
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>>17197138
realistically it's highly likely that there's some sort of natural disaster that the govt knows about that just might rock North America. It's parroted to us every day by the news whether it be super storm this, earthquake that, yellowstone etc, odds are it might be a couple things happening at once but who really knows. Better to be safe than sorry. Odds are that the militarization of the police force and other private contracting companies is also just to get a well armed clean up crew for when the shit really hits because i just can't see the govt overtly going out on the streets executing us 1 by 1 due to our beliefs. They're setting the tides and making a great divide through social media and incongruent news narratives so when some sort of catastrophe happens we'll end up probably killing each other for the most part and the govt will still emerge as the good guys that set up FEMA wellness centers and, helped get society back on its feet. I wouldn't be surprised if foreign countries help us also in a show of unity to really usher in the one world govt idea. If there's anything to take from this, get in good shape while you can, i'm not saying you need to be able to bench press 2 plates or anything but cardio along with some general strength training and spiritual training should be a must if you're hoping to ride this situation out. Then again i could be crazy and nothing could happen, who knows lol.
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>>17197138
Danish person here.
Denmark is one of the most safe-zone areas in the world. Nothing extreme ever happens here. Everything is chill. We hardly have any people to talk about, so why would we need more coffins? I mean, we are 6 million people. Reclining population, even. We don't need anyone killing us off, we are doing that just fine ourselves by not breeding furiously.
I think you're full of shit OP!
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>>17197715
you sir, truly understands what truth means.
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>>17197138
Noones making plastic coffins. That picture shows coffin liners. They just pile them up when production costs are low.
If the government wanted us dead, they would kill us and dump us in the ocean, or incinerate our remains.
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>>17200744
They wouldn't exactly be loved by the remaining survivors, if they just threw us into the ocean or had us burned, would they?
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>>17200769
killing everybody, burning them or burying without coffin or dumping in an ocean.
>such a terrible act
killing everybody, and bury them in a plasic coffin
>oh i lub muh gobment, they did nice

ye your comment makes sense, there is no reason for any mass-killing operation to buy coffins to make a genocide look less bad.
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Eurasia ebola airborne
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>>17198834
Burning kills all germs, doesn't start leaking 50 years later to contaminate the groundwater, and leaves few enough traces that there will always be deniers.
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>>17200796
Then why bother with the Ebola, why not just nuke us. Obviously the government would prefer to remain as the good guys and chip us or whatever, what would be the point if not?
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I used to work in a cemetery. Those are plastic vault lids. They even got delivered stacked the same way on pallets. Basically, the casket (not called a coffin anymore) is placed on a flat piece of plastic and that like is placed on top of it and secured with zip ties, industrial adhesive, whatever. They're a cheaper and lighter alternative to steel vaults.
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>>17197138
That's pretty creepy, but there's always these predictions that something will happen, and it never does.
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>>17197138
Because we are about to enter a fucking war, and if the Danish can sell cheap coffins to their allies, then they Gabe protection and generate revenue
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>>17200669

The brown invader are coming to finish off your population. They will kill off all the white males and make rape babies with all the white females. It's starting in Europe. White people are being eradicated from the world. Why do you think the Jew media is pushing the "evil white man" narrative so hard?
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>>17197138
>What would the government need coffins for?
Emergencies you idiot.

Unless they are buying coffin for 10%> of the population there is nothing to react to. Could it be sinister? Yes, but it could also mean you have a proactive government that gives a shit.

If you fail to prepare you prepare to fail.
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>>17200818
>Then why bother with the Ebola, why not just nuke us.
Because ebola isn't radioactive.

Biological weapons are the only feasible way to depopulate quickly without destroying the earth at the same time. And what the fuck is the point of depopulation if the earth goes to shit to?
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This is normal OP. Goverments do this every now and then. It is in case of pandemy, earthquakes, nuclear war and other kinds of catastrophees.

PD: My english is shit, sorry for any typos
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>>17201007
Would kill world populace via Ebola if I had to choose a fast disease.
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>>17197138
FEMA realized they can't fight nature. Maybe some day soon they'll realize their mistake and return their funding to the taxpayers.
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>Implying that the government wouldn't just have mass open graves/burn the bodies if people were dying at that rate
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>>17197138
This shit pops up every now and again.
the best way to be creative is to shit on an already believable pasta.
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new year, new budget for FEMA? when it comes to funded budget its use it or lose it
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>>17204400

why do not english?
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>>17199143
I thought I remembered somebody mentioning the same thing about Red Cross. At the time I just assumed they were storing them for disaster relief which kind of makes sense. Plastic won't degrade so you can keep them until you need to use them and they allow the bodies to be transported without risk of leaking to the families of the deceased until they decide how if they want to cremate or get a casket. It would be foolish for Red Cross or any other company/governmental structure to order millions of mahogany caskets with satin lining.
tl;dr either OP is RPing or government is preemptively ordering these caskets in case of some crazy climate change disaster and OP is just making a huge deal out of nothing.
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If a government was planning a mass genocide of their own people, wouldn't it be a lot cheaper and easier to keep quiet by just incinerating the bodies?
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>implying they'd use coffins if there were a giant epidemic/genocide/etc
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>>17197138
RIP OP's Dad. OP your are a faggot for saying anything may your plastic coffin be forever uncomfortable
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>>17197138
Bad move OP. I am one of your dad's bosses. You shouldn't have done this. Retribution will follow.
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maybe it was some sort of of underhanded danish national-socialist E.U. threat
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>>17199202
Well they do, sort of. Usually they buy it at one price and sell it for more to cover up other transfers. That or it's a component for something much larger or less obvious. Fill the coffins with concrete and you have a quick jetty or storm wall. It's a really convenient size and shape.
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>>17197138
Is there better evidence of the supposed millions of these? I'm no mathmagician, but that looks like less than 5 k .
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