So I just spoke with my dad and he told me the company he works for recently got approached by the government with a rather particular request, which they wanted to keep in secrecy.
The company he works for is just a plastic manufacturing plant, they make plastic containers for industrial purposes and other things like garbage bins for everyday use.
But the Danish government approached them with to find out how many plastic coffins they could produce on a short term and if needed how much money they would need to set up a production line.
What would the government need coffins for? And especially these amounts? He said they ran calculations and the amount they could produce would be 30 times the amount of regular coffins used in the country.
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Hey OP if there were to be a massacre in such a large proportion the bodies would be buried in mass graves (IE like hitler did the Jews) without coffins
Or they would be cremated/burned to save space and time. And other reasons such ass discretion and "secrecy"
At least you only post this once every month rather than every day
Remember how a decade ago it was supposedly reflective strips on the backs of highway signs that was supposed to guide convoys to secret FEMA camps?
For those of you who don't remember: yes, that was briefly a thing.
its the same thing that happened in america a couple of years ago except our government bought cement coffins
the fema camps are concentration camps. they had been holding homeless people there
Between plastic coffins and cement coffins it's funny how these conspiracy theories always rely on the government(s) going with a plan that would preserve evidence, leave a paper trail and require storage space instead of just burning the corpses.
Well, RIP, OP. It's only just beginning.
realistically it's highly likely that there's some sort of natural disaster that the govt knows about that just might rock North America. It's parroted to us every day by the news whether it be super storm this, earthquake that, yellowstone etc, odds are it might be a couple things happening at once but who really knows. Better to be safe than sorry. Odds are that the militarization of the police force and other private contracting companies is also just to get a well armed clean up crew for when the shit really hits because i just can't see the govt overtly going out on the streets executing us 1 by 1 due to our beliefs. They're setting the tides and making a great divide through social media and incongruent news narratives so when some sort of catastrophe happens we'll end up probably killing each other for the most part and the govt will still emerge as the good guys that set up FEMA wellness centers and, helped get society back on its feet. I wouldn't be surprised if foreign countries help us also in a show of unity to really usher in the one world govt idea. If there's anything to take from this, get in good shape while you can, i'm not saying you need to be able to bench press 2 plates or anything but cardio along with some general strength training and spiritual training should be a must if you're hoping to ride this situation out. Then again i could be crazy and nothing could happen, who knows lol.
Danish person here.
Denmark is one of the most safe-zone areas in the world. Nothing extreme ever happens here. Everything is chill. We hardly have any people to talk about, so why would we need more coffins? I mean, we are 6 million people. Reclining population, even. We don't need anyone killing us off, we are doing that just fine ourselves by not breeding furiously.
I think you're full of shit OP!
Noones making plastic coffins. That picture shows coffin liners. They just pile them up when production costs are low.
If the government wanted us dead, they would kill us and dump us in the ocean, or incinerate our remains.
killing everybody, burning them or burying without coffin or dumping in an ocean.
>such a terrible act
killing everybody, and bury them in a plasic coffin
>oh i lub muh gobment, they did nice
ye your comment makes sense, there is no reason for any mass-killing operation to buy coffins to make a genocide look less bad.
I used to work in a cemetery. Those are plastic vault lids. They even got delivered stacked the same way on pallets. Basically, the casket (not called a coffin anymore) is placed on a flat piece of plastic and that like is placed on top of it and secured with zip ties, industrial adhesive, whatever. They're a cheaper and lighter alternative to steel vaults.
That's pretty creepy, but there's always these predictions that something will happen, and it never does.
The brown invader are coming to finish off your population. They will kill off all the white males and make rape babies with all the white females. It's starting in Europe. White people are being eradicated from the world. Why do you think the Jew media is pushing the "evil white man" narrative so hard?
>What would the government need coffins for?
Emergencies you idiot.
Unless they are buying coffin for 10%> of the population there is nothing to react to. Could it be sinister? Yes, but it could also mean you have a proactive government that gives a shit.
If you fail to prepare you prepare to fail.
>Then why bother with the Ebola, why not just nuke us.
Because ebola isn't radioactive.
Biological weapons are the only feasible way to depopulate quickly without destroying the earth at the same time. And what the fuck is the point of depopulation if the earth goes to shit to?
I thought I remembered somebody mentioning the same thing about Red Cross. At the time I just assumed they were storing them for disaster relief which kind of makes sense. Plastic won't degrade so you can keep them until you need to use them and they allow the bodies to be transported without risk of leaking to the families of the deceased until they decide how if they want to cremate or get a casket. It would be foolish for Red Cross or any other company/governmental structure to order millions of mahogany caskets with satin lining.
tl;dr either OP is RPing or government is preemptively ordering these caskets in case of some crazy climate change disaster and OP is just making a huge deal out of nothing.
RIP OP's Dad. OP your are a faggot for saying anything may your plastic coffin be forever uncomfortable
Well they do, sort of. Usually they buy it at one price and sell it for more to cover up other transfers. That or it's a component for something much larger or less obvious. Fill the coffins with concrete and you have a quick jetty or storm wall. It's a really convenient size and shape.