Any ghosts here?

Shut the fuck up , no

Here

>>17196977
>>17196985
>>17197129
spooky scary skeletons

holy misplaced new zealand!

Hello. I know some users on board will be skeptical and will doubt me, but I tell you the absolute truth. I died on 5th March 2011 and have been trying to contact my loved ones since.

>>17197209
Shit dude... Can I help you contact them?

Also, how is it over the that sode?

>>17197209
me too!
>>17197231
spoopy

Am ghost. Would like a taco. Would like to hear some good banjo, but not folk style. AMA about ferrets. I was kill by monkeys, it was a fair fight, so not bitter. I miss the sound of their laughter at night. I will come see you. At your house. Tonight. You will recognize me from my smile.

Boo

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Assuming ghosts are real, the next logical conclusion would be that they are on the Internet. Modern ghosts, at least. I know that if I were to die and become some energy being that could still manipulate objects, I'd focus all my time on re-learning how to use a keyboard and be back shitposting on /x/, and I'm sure a lot of you guys, if put in that same ghostly situation, would soon put off any plans for vengeance or hauntings once you became capable of using the Internet again.

Kind of like that "are aliens on the Internet" thread from a while back. If aliens were to come to Earth with the intent of learning about humans, to better learn how to conquer us or just out of scientific curiosity, abducting people at random to dissect would be a horribly inefficient method of data collection when they can just tap into this giant network of human knowledge.