Midnight in the Desert - 1/8/2016

I love these threads.

>>17194989
Open lines two nights in a row.
Avonfag from ballgag adverts running every commercial break.
Four shows up and leave DMDN.
Rowland publically announces that Howard Hughes was his choice to be Art's replacement but he up and bailed from the network instead so he had to settle for Heather.
Chris Carter cancels his MITD appearance because he was misled on who the host is.

>>17194989
God damn, how much pussy do you think this guy slays?

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fuck bellgab

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I haven't listened in a week. Has it, um, improved any?

>>17195029
It's gotten worse

>>17195023
Barfly had a meltdown on ballgag when Sandra proves to him that his precious Heather used to be a phone sex operator. He still clings to the lie that Heather is Don Wade and Roma's daughter.

what in the fuck is this shit playing at the moment?

>some beaner talking about cutting grass
>baby playing with chewtoys in the background

>>17195023
>>17195037
Keith Rowland now hiding the listener numbers - people listenening live at the moment

Ciardelo is having a breakdown

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>>17194989
We're here.

>>17195053
Who's we?

>>17195050
Seriously? Topkek

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>>17195056
us

>>17195053
>>17195064
Ant people?

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>>17195051
He has to reply to every single negative comment that someone makes about Heather. I don't know what he's going to do when she gets cancelled and never gets another show and stops posting at bellgab.

****

>>17195059
>Seriously? Topkek

They were posting the statistics last night and talking about the listener nosedive and Rowland saw it and now hides it.

>>17195050
What a massive faggot.

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>>17195067

>>17195023
>>17195050
Did anyone see that screenshot on Mike Vera's site of the email to him? He had 250 "connections" for one night

250 listeners? My guess is that on any given night, Art might've had 500-750.

>>17195071
>Rowland saw it and now hides it.
That's fucking too funny. Keith is Art's bitch.

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>>17195082
>paranoia
SOON

>>17195071
Considering I had the stream going on two seperate devices, and assume others also do that, does that equate into roughly 700-800 unique listeners?

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>>17195015
Same.

>>17195103
Why would you do that?

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I keep refreshing my podcasts hoping Mysterious Universe has put out a new ep since the break.

I've got a paranormal listening fix I need help with. This shit ain't cutting it. What else do you guys listen to?

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>>17195071
Dark Matter Network is one big loosh farm

>>17195113
I had it on in the den, and also in my office. As I walk throughout the house I can listen.

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Looks like Hoaxland was crying about people bad talking him.

What a complete tool.

Wahhh wahhhh

See pic related, it's proof hoaxland whines to keith when offended...

>>17195124
They're talking about Gary.

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>>17195124
He was frightened by this man and his collection of 90s vhs documentaries

>>17195119
Hello /fringe/

>>17195130
Nah, dude was pretty explicit that it was Hoagland.

>>17195136
Hoagland complained because the show kept having Gary on to talk about the missing faces

>>17195124
I kinda like Vara's show. He's not as polished as some hosts, but he seems to be passionate about what he does.

>>17195138
oh. sorry.

is this gary the same hoagie stalker? or is that another person

I kind of like this lantern story.

>>17195141
yes, that gary

>This roleplay right now
Now that you mention it..I gotta go..
LMAO

>>17194989
She sounds condescending with the callers. Art Bell always sounded like he completely bought into their stories.

It's Art's wife

oh no, is art's filipina child bride having to call in now?

>>17195155
kek

"From Mexico"

>>17195146
Gary is short for Gehrman, later Gehrhart, which means beast-man, or beast-blood, "Gehr" derived from an onomatopoeia: the sound of a dog snarling

Donald Trump was astral projecting to tell her to
BUILD WALL
U
I
L
D

W
A
L
L

At this point call in shows are the most entertaining this show is going to get. She should just do this until Art comes back.

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>>17195179
>until Art comes back

>>17195179
He ain't coming back.

>>17195152
It's because she isn't a host. She's a fan that was given the golden ticket. Seriously, she is blogtalkradio tier. I listen so I can shitpost more effectively.

>>17195189
Heather "I fucked Art to get the part" Wade

>mexico and jewunited states

I can't understand a damn word this bitch is saying

how much of a fag am i if i earnestly dig enya

no bully plz

>>17195197
I'ts ok, Enya is comfy.

>>17195184
>>17195185
She should just do this until Amy gets the timeslot*

>>17195197
It gives me nostalgia so I like it too. But we're huge fags

Great she is keeping this mush mouth on through the break

>>17195202
She isn't coming back either.

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>>17195197
Her music reminds me of Lord of the Rings desu.

>Avon man

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arctic chaga is back!
oh, the halcyon days of chaga of a few months ago

>>17195207
She should just do this until Bryce gets fired from Avon*

>>17195194

Heather "Bellgab Flab" Wade

>>17195209
>SALES ARE UP 437%. You LOSER!

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>>17195213

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>Anyone got a hot tip for... Oh wait. Keith fired me. Nevermind.

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>avonman
pic related

>>17195222
Lol.

>>17195213
LMAO. wtf is artic chaga?

Why did they get rid of the old Arctic Chaga ad and replaced it with these new boring one? It's horrible, it has to energy, absolutely terrible.

Someone said yesterday that the Avon Man broke the Avon terms of service or some shit by advertising. Where can we report him and when will he be reprimanded

I can't stand Heathers zip a dee doo da happy go lucky voice. Is she an illegitimate Kardashian sister ? Not a voice for paranormal an night time

>>17195230
I always pictured him as being older.

At least heather is trying. You might not like her voice, inflection, personality, attempts at humor etc. But art never gave two shits in his interviews on MITD. Heather at least has an excuse

>>17195197
who /puremoods/ here?

Why the hell does every call sound terrible now!? Art would never accept this shitty audio quality.

>>17195233
arctic shrooms. buy some. change your life.

I can't understand a word of this

>>17195240
She's laughing at callers. How is that "trying"?

>>17195239
me too. here's his avon page. bhigginstn.avonrepresentative.com/

>>17195238
Heather Wade's actual age?

I say 29.

>>17195256
Do we have any actual photos of her?

>>17195227
Amy, I don't care if those bastards fired ya. I got a big, fat 10" tip for ya bb >:3

>>17195240
Go back into your hole, Keith.

>>17195256
She said on air that she was 39.

>>17195257
>Do we have any actual photos of her?
No. People keep posting a picture of Don Wade's daughter and claiming it's her but it's not.

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>>17195241
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

>day gibe dem too me
please get hooked on phonics

#buildwall

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>>17195257

>>17195250
Trying more than art did

Anyone have that lantern guy recorded I cracked up hearing about it

>>17195257
The one's ive seen have been supposedly debunked, so I dont know.

Hoagie referred to his new producer last night as Ms. M.
What if it was "M" as in Martin?

Probably not even her real name

So guy knows he has sleep paralysis, gets to call in with bs. Wakes up still in bed, can't talk for what seems forever. remember memory from 50 years ago. Room poorly insulated or heat vent shut

Oh LSU alum, that explains a lot

>>17195240
>But art never gave two shits in his interviews on MITD

you're actually right, sadly.

>>17195273
Better than what I was expecting tbqh.

"I dug it out myself" Jesus.

>>17195270
90s as fuck. That song was in so many movie trailers.

there's a thread on /x/ right now about Jeffrey Alan Lash

LMAO

>firecrackers
>musky bottoms
kek

this could actually be an interesting story

let's see how she handles it

>>17195315
That was great. I wish she wouldn't cut out calls.

"are you afraid of firecrackers" damn

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Anyone have that lantern guy recorded I cracked up hearing about it

>>17195323
Im hoping CHIEF calls back in.

This actually not bad a thread tonight.

this guy is pretty cool

>>17195328
Where is that faggot from last night who was here defending his avon shit? that was funny shit

heather's blazed as hell

>>17195197
not at all. enya is for alphas

>>17195332
yeah that was probably the first decent non-troll call i've heard her take

more calls like that are desperately needed

>Do you realize how many people might be hearing this?

I don't know, Heather, maybe like 20 fags from /x/, 40 cucks from wadecuck, and another 40 from fb/twitter. So like 100.

>>17195333
he committed suicide.
rip in piece make up cuck.

>>17195328
Give it another hour or so, and it will be Hell on Earth, as usual. The ballgaggers dont seem very butthurt tonight.

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>>17195344
>Thousands and thousands of fans are enjoying Heather tonight. Isnt she lovely, guys?

>>17195344
If her average listener count holds true about 1,200 people were listening. That's why Keith hid the numbers, he can't lie about how well she's doing if we can see the listener count in realtime.

has the syrupfag called in to heather yet?

>>17195356
Keith must be on suicidewatch. He just needs Art's permission to die.

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>>17195346
they are watching murder she wrote or nancy grace, give it an hour

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>>17195356
another thing they don't want people to see is that hoaxie had better numbers than MITD w/ heather

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If dubs it was only Venus

>>17195361
his update was hilarious. He scolds that LMN fag for releasing his personal data and business details then airs all his grievances with the shows who left his networks. He's going nuclear

>pls don't spoil the fantasy

lol this old hippie

>>17195371
Kek. This is the greatest thing ever. I hope this lolcow never runs dry.

"his toenails.. i mean his TOENAILS...I MEAN HIS TALONS"

What the fuck is this dude going on about?

Jimmy Church is hosting Coast tonight.
He is a decent host. Much better than Wade obviously.
King Noory is off tonight. Most likely plowing a certain failures flip waifu

Heather has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever.

Lol wtf is with the musky bottoms?

>MUSKY BOTTOM
Got her

>>17195395
i've never heard church. how is he?
the only C2C host i'd bother with is knapp

>>17195398
MUSKY FUCKING BOTTOM
my sides

>>17195397
Some guy told a story last night about seeing a creature in the woods that left him with the 'musky bottoms' I guess he meant he pissed or shit himself.

>>17195397
Have you ever smelled the inside of a fur suit?

>>17195402
i like him, not as good as knapp but leagues better than Snoory. He has kind of an fm radio voice and attitude which bothers some people.

> It was stationary, it was in one area.

Yes, that is what stationary mean.

Women callers always add way too much bullshit to stories.

It was INDIAN MAGIC

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>>17195426
lel

>>17195395

I know Art's past his prime but have we really sank to liking Snoory? Is liking him a meme, or do people actually enjoy listening to him?

>>17195426
We all have autism desu.

>>17195433
i don't think so
King Noory is a reference to him putting a crown on his profile pics on bellgab after Art quit his last show

>>17195433
Nah, we catch Knapp when he's on though. Good threads.

>Madonna guy
Yikes.

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i remember when art bell would snap at people for calling from a fucking cellphone

>>17195444
Is he for real?

>>17195444
He sounds like Buffalo Bill

>>17195448
He's been calling in acting crazy since Art was hosting. I can't tell if he's crazy or trolling hard.

>>17195452
THEYRE A GODDANG MESS

>>17195448
He sounds like a slightly more coherent Bigfoot from the Howard Stern show.

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>mfw MITD will never be great again

>>17195467
Don't be too sad, it was never that great to begin with.

Holy shit NEGRO MUSKY BOTTOMS

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Musky Bottoms

>>17195470
This nigger is great. Sign him up, Keith!

>musky bottoms completely taking over the show
KEK

Two musky button callers in a row.

2 NEGRO MUSKY BOTTOMS!!!

MOOSKY BOOTUMS!!!!!!

>>17195475
MUSKY
FUCKING
BOTTOMS

what is this musky bottom meme

>>17195476
Both from Atlanta.
>Someone from /x/ has friends

>>17194989
Never listened to this broadcast.

What's the premise?

>>17195476
*bottom

These autocorrect ions are killing me

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just got here...did you guys ever find kiri?

RADIO BACKWARDS

Why.

someone call in with a British accent and talk about musky bottoms

>>17195490
Call it a sullied undercarriage or as you americans call it musky bottoms

>>17195486
it's a paranormal talk radio show
it's open lines tonight

it was started by art bell (who started coast to coast) but he quit this too

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>>17195488
!!
You asked yesterday and I was spamming the hell out of that thread.

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This came out of musky bottom.....

>>17195432
Any lewds of this skin wrench wench?

>>17195498
Cmon man....

>>17195502
i love you

>>17195516
Fuck you, I'm the one who loves her.

>all these /b/ posters
What are you doing to us MITD General?

>>17195515
Sorry, that was a little too low brow... couldn't resist the call of the troll...

Someone should call in to discuss time travel. Launch into a diatribe on why Vegas should be on Mountain Time like Phoenix, instead of Pacific like LA.

>>17195522
Why don't you do it?

>>17195521
It's the fast pace of these threads it turns /x/ into animals.

this guys on alot of downers

Brooke sounds cutie.

>>17195537
Brooke can get the dick.

>>17195528
Pizza rolls

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i don't think she knows the right balance of heather's storytelling hour vs. caller storytelling hour

it's like she gets just the gist of the call and then proceeds to crowd out the caller and tell her own version

>interrupting Brooke
Goddamnit Heather.
>>17195543
Read my mind.

BROOKE WAS A MUSKY BOTTOM

AJAJJAJAJAJAHAFJAKFHAKLH

>>17195537
If dubs, Brooke has a musky bottom.

>>17195548
Based Brooke.

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She eats the glow dark fish of the musky bottoms

Brooke tried to get in a musky bottom so Heather dumps her and then mentions musky bottom anyway.

>>17195543
She loves interrupting. I'd be a very frustrated caller.

>Brooke


Is she from /x/ or just a random shitposter?

I take it back. Brooke is a memetard and will die alone as a cat lady.

This is a /pol/ caller.

holy fucking shit my sides

>nigger shadow people

hahahhahaha

Call in and shout: Musky bottom, musky bottom, George Noory's penis!

Poor heather

musky bottom overload

These calls are great

>>17195567
Art's condescending cunt of a mistress is getting what she deserves.

Shadow people guy was fucking beautiful

wait a min

>taking her tv and stereo

heather might be /pol/ herself

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Yeah..I was actually wondering if I should call in in the future about being paranoid about the universe being a simulation.

She is getting bombarded with musky bottoms calls. Is this some conspiracy.. I missed the first hour

kek

You call tell the "musky bottom" thing is starting to irritate her. It's funny, but I feel kinda bad for her. But she can't keep letting it bother her.

>>17195567
If she'd get a sense of humor and just roll with it instead of admitting she's annoyed by it people would stop doing it. It's "don't feed the trolls" 101.

>>17195571
How fucking sad is your life?
>>17195567
I feel worse for those of us who are interested in hearing something besides memes. Is there no escape?

the black shadow person call was great

too bad you fucked it up making it obvious by memeing and getting dumped

Who started the musky bottoms calls? Was it /x/ or some other place?

>>17195581
Found the ballgagger

>>17195586
i did

>>17195581
Sure is, budro. Sure is.

>>17195581
>who are interested in hearing something besides memes.

this. call in and at least troll by telling a story or some shit

>>17195581
SciFiAuthor plz go
>>17195588
GG m80

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Even with all this talk of musky bottoms, I'll take this over coast any night.

>>17195558
IIRC, a poster from bellgag is named Brooke. Could be her

>>17195587
>if people don't care about your agenda on /x/ they are from your enemy board
You're just emphasizing the point that your life is in a sad place.

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Keep talking 4chan.

I am compiling information and the more information I have on you all the better.

>>17195592
>SciFiAuthor plz go
Let me guess it's some poster on your other shitposting board. How can you let your life sink to this? Why bring this shit here?

>>17195596
You're my favorite. You keep the trolls in line.

>>17195596
He really is one of the worse faggots over there. Him and Cuckadelo. Oh and old senile Barfly.

>>17195596
Are you backtracing us?

>>17195596
what you gonna do with it famm

>>17195595
Double Yuck

>>17195596

lol i seen this faggot say that. What does he think hes going to do show up at their house? Bellgabers are a bunch of faggots

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>>17195596

Heather is such a fucking cunt.

>>17195602
I'm funposting. You can keep bitching about this show, thread, board, bellgab all you want. I don't give a shit.

>>17195558
I'm mostly a lurker. I've made a couple threads about about abandoned places, but those just went to shit

>>17195559
I prefer birds

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>>17195596

waiting for all the firecrackers to go off

>>17195596
SciFag is watching and screencapping the naughty posts

>>17195615
yo, what kind of birds? i've got an african grey

>>17195596
Has barfly learned to install ubuntu yet

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>>17195596
Compile this, AYYLMAOFAGLORD DETECTED

art is waiting for heathers eggs to be fertilized by his old man sperm to give her a kid

Art coming back! Oh shit!

He's gotta be trolling, with all this on and off air shit

>>17195615
You have a nice vice.

This cunt is still dangling the Art carrot.

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>>17195623
i had cockatiels growing up, I've always wanted to raise a macaw

>>17195629
Meant to say voice.

>>17195596
Hey how are you fighting trolls in two places at once? Are you finally letting ballgag burn down now that everyone is fighting each other over there?

>>17195614
>I'm shitposting and I don't care
This isn't /b/.

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Hey guys

Fuck, I'm at the bar right now. Forgot it was open lines tonight. Looks like I should have stayed home and listened.

>>17195629
>>17195636
Thank you, I'm sick right now so it's kinda rough

>>17195638
I still don't care. These threads have been shit since Art left.

>>17195596
fite me irl faget i'll fukin reck ya cunt

Pirate stream of a free stream.

>>17195632
cockatiels are super sweet. i'd be much too afraid to have a macaw, that beak scares the shit out of me. but they are gorgeous

>troll spray
/x/ won HAHAHAHAHAHA

>hug the kitty

these old fucks are lewd as shit

>>17195647
He didn't want to tie his computer up.

>>17195645
So it's Art Bell's fault that you faggots are out of control? As long as you're having fun I guess.

>>17195627

Heather is 40 she would give birth to a art bell with slanted eyes and autism at her age.

>troll spray
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DdvkLhdAJE

>>17195653
I DRINK FUCKING TROLL SPRAY BITCH!

>>17195641
>not drinking alone

what are you, social or something?

>>17195649
>ebin raid guyz xD
Jesus Christ.

i'm going to call and fap and see if i can get some of the meat slapping noise on air

>>17195653
art bell is like walder frey with asians

i bet he has 20+ bastard kids from all over asia

Art is waiting for time to pass and he will be back. Because that will stop his "stalker" from cucking him and threatening him again.

>>17195652
Make a /comfy/ thread if you hate this one so much. Holy shit, you just like to bitch.

hyii im bryce gibbons

>>17195653
Another /x/phile would would be born.

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>>17195629
Yum.

>>17195650
they are. they're actually more disgusting than anything /x/ can dream up, literally asking her not to ruin their mental wankbank by releasing pics of herself

>>17195667
I think you mean hubrid.

>>17195641
>I'm at the bar right now browsing /x/ on my phone
That's sad. Thanks for making me sad.

>>17195653
>with slanted eyes and autism at her age.

just say down's, anon

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>>17195665
We need a cozy art

>>17195665
These were the comfy threads until you retards started getting all your threads purged because you're retarded.

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Leave Heather alone. She is doing the best she can. I don't understand why you must be so mean.

What is this music

>>17195663
and by stalker you mean low ratings and an inability to stay interested in doing something past 3 months

>>17195680
Sounds like some slinky soft disco.

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>>17195679
You're starting to sound like Chris

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>>17195679
This faggot now. My fucking sides

>>17195677
Ok, anon. It had nothing to do with the steep drop in quality or anything like that.

scott is from /x/

>>17195490
>Brit
omg

I predict more musky bottoms coming

Good topic.

>>17195693
>>17195694
Lol yep.

>>17195694
>I predict more musky bottoms coming

You can count on it.

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>>17195665
>>17195676
>>17195677

guys, c'mon, please. only an hour until hoagie.


also, THE PLANE WASHED UP IN AFRICA LAST YEAR and was confirmed by french authorities to be the actual plane by serial codes

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>blippery dippery
>quite
>flapper
>no musky bottoms
>mfw

>>17195692
>>17195693
>>17195694
I thought he sounded too intelligent to be a meme shitter. Glad I was right.

>>17195707
Yeah, but something just doesn't add up.

TOP KEK

The wave

>>17195713
So much build up to not give us a sullied undercarriage or a musky bottoms.

>>17195718
i agree, like what made it crash--but saying "it hasn't been found" is just wrong

>>17194989
>baboon
>black baby
my entire body just cringed

REKT

>musty bottoms
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
will bellgab ever recover?

Kekking. Now some Goomba is calling

>>17195723
Wait. Which plane?

>ah you got the cats at home

holy shit my sdies

>the gambino family
my fucking sides

lol teh cement factory

>>17195728
malaysia airlines 370, the one that went missing over the indian ocean

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>The Gambino family
Lol.

>not hanging up the second someone sounds like their IQ is under 115
She is asking for it.

>>17195723
Gravity made it crash. Is this a trick question?

>>17195736

Thats 90% of her callers

FAGGET ABOUT IT

>>17195740
I was about to say that.

>>17195740
Drastic times call for drastic measures.

It's getting pretty back when you can pick the trolls calling

>>17195734
I thought they only found a flapperon which is a relatively tiny piece of the plane. I thought all other suspected debris was said to be not part of the plane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia_Airlines_Flight_370#Debris_discovered
>On 29 July 2015, airliner marine debris was found on a beach in Saint-André, on Réunion, an island in the western Indian Ocean, about 4,000 km (2,200 nmi; 2,500 mi) west of the underwater search area.[70] The object had a stenciled internal marking "657 BB," consistent with the code for a portion of a right wing flaperon (a trailing edge control surface) from a Boeing 777.[23][71] The following day, a damaged suitcase was found which may be associated with Flight 370.[72] The location is consistent with models of debris dispersal 16 months after an origin in the current search area, off the west coast of Australia.[70][73][74][75] On 31 July, a Chinese water bottle and an Indonesian cleaning product were found in the same area.[76][77] There have been many claims that additional debris had been found on Réunion which may have come from Flight 370, but none appears to have come from an aircraft as of 5 August.[74][78][needs update]

More like Dusty Bottoms at her age.

>>17195117
Grimerica
Expanded Perspectives
The Higherside Chats

>>17195117
Last Podcast on the Left (Fuck Henry, Ben and Marcus rock)
The Unexplained with Howard Huges
The Grailen report with Micah Hanks
The Hidden Experience (Cleland hasn't had a new episode in months due to working on a book)
Dark Matters Radio with Don Ecker (when they're not being asshats about social issues)
Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis (ONLY THE UFO/paranormal EPISODES ARE WORTH IT)
Radio Misterioso with Greg Bishop

It's a short list, and some haven't been consistently updating, but all of them have a great backlog of relevant information.

>>17195745
i remember watching on cnn when french authorities held a press conference all but confirming that this was the plane they were looking for

This guy reminds me of the Area 51 caller.

>A MILLION PEOPLE ARE LISTENING!!

>>17195759
Area 51 guy was a legend

>>17195760
>30

>>17195758
>On 3 September, French officials announced that serial numbers found on the flaperon link it "with certainty"[84] to Flight 370. This serial number was retrieved via borescope.[84][85][86]

But they didn't find "the plane." They found a flapperon. The French confirmed that was a flapperon from the plane, but a flapperon is just a little flap on the wing. The other debris on the island was said to not be from the plane.

Wtf is art?

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>>17195658
Yeah, I go out sometimes. Had to talk to someone here tonight anyway. I'll be there for hoagie though.

noone cares lady

FUCKING WOMEN CALLERS. GODDAMN THEY NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH SHIT THAT ISN'T RELEVANT

>>17195755
thanks
>>17195756
thanks. i can't stand michah hanks' personally. he's full of hot air and can't seem to ever shut up. don ecker's show is really good, although i wish he'd update more

>kids listen to this

yeah right

>>17195770
ohhhmagaaahhddd

>>17195765

https://www.google.com/search?q=quitter&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

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Fuck is this weird bitch talking about. STFU KAREN THE KIDS ARE LISTENING!

how is anything this lady is saying relevant

what the fuck? t

FUCK THIS HAS TURNED INTO MUH BLOG HANG THE PHONE

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>>17195671
I was just stopping by while while I was waiting my turn on the pool table

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Delicious.

>>17195763
>A week after the discovery of a flaperon from Flight 370 on a beach on Réunion, France announced plans for an aerial search for possible marine debris around the island. On 7 August 2015, France began searching an area 120 km (75 mi) by 40 km (25 mi) along the east coast of Réunion.[81] Foot patrols for debris along beaches were also planned.[78] Malaysia asked authorities in neighboring states to be on alert for marine debris which could be from an aircraft.[126] On 14 August it was announced that no debris that could be related to Flight 370 had been found at sea off Réunion, but that some had been found on land.[127] Air and sea searches for debris ended on 17 August.[128]

127: http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2015/08/14/mh370-reunion-to-end-search/
>“No object has been found in the sea that could belong to an airplane,“ Sorain told reporters Friday, adding, however, that “a certain amount of debris“ had been found on land.

>>17195770
>MORE MEMES!!!!
lmao this is why heather just called you guys kids

WAKE UP, HOWIE!!!!!!

Fucking hell no one cares you stupid bitch
she is just letting this cunt ramble about nothing so she doesn't have to take another troll caller.
pathetic

>>17195778
I never got that shit. What fucking kids are listening to a radio show after fucking midnight, especially one that deals with topics like ghosts and aliens/UFOs?

I want to put my dick in Karen's ass. I bet she's got that trashy milf ex-stripper thing going on.

what the fuck is this bitch even on about

Why hasn't she cut her off

>>17195782
>he's still posting
>probably acting like he's chatting with someone besides strangers on the net
I actually feel bad for you. I'll leave you alone now.

>>17195791
its not midnight everywhere retard

>>17195763
ah, ok. so, still a mystery/

Karen is in this thread.

ooooo mmy fuckingg gooddd

>>17195798
west coastfags are literally irrelevant

This show fucking blows

>>17195798
No fucking kids are listening to this shit whatever time zone it's on in faggot.

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Women can just talk about themselves endlessly.

My God.

ok /x/ quit wasting Heathers time and just say Musky Bottoms

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ic ic

>>17195785
Because Karen is top entertainment. Eat shit

>>17195801
its kiri

What the actual fuck

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>>17195804

Is she says "Musky Bottoms" I'll fucking lose it

>>17195790
>she is just letting this cunt ramble about nothing so she doesn't have to take another troll caller.
Guess who's fault that is?

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>be middle-aged woman
>call radio show
>tell life story

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Get this bitch outta hereee!

that story was shit

but finally good music

>>17195817
wrong kiri sounds like this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s004BKy0vfpA

>>17195823
Yours?

Is someone gonna ask about Chris Carter again?

>>17195807
You guys are missing the innuendo she's calling all the troll callers kids.