Asteroid Astrology?

>>17190984
>>17190984
Ooh...you're a scorpio? Sorry, we can't be friends

>>17191072
Aww dang /:

also if anyone wants to post their chart i'll try my hand at reading them

>>17190984
Also I never got into the asteroids and stuff, seems too speculative and obscure to me. I guess you could say that about all astrology but the rest kind of makes sense to me

>>17191245
I totally get that.
Especially when you have things like lilith which technically dont even exist.

What is a good source to get educated on how to read/ write these charts?

>>17191765
Honestly books are probably your best go to to start with. Looking shit up online is a bit of a clusterfuck since theres about hundreds of different ways that charts can be used and read and its a bit overwhelming.

I started off with The Complete Astrologers Handbook which will give you a good foundation for how to interpret planets/houses/aspects etc. before you start delving into the interwebs for info

>>17191816
ty anon

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>>17190984
This is the thing about astrology. In classical it was a product of thousands of years of observation by people that could specialize in it. There was no TV or other distractions to sink hours into. They tried their hardest to discern the connection between the stars and the flow of all life on the planet. If you believe astrology works know that this was the environment in which it was observed and written down. Including shit past the seven classical doesn't have any of that. Past Saturn it was an astronomer that just gave the planet a name and then modern astrology just takes it in and treats it like it actually is connected to the ancient figure they named it after. If they decided that Uranus was named Eris instead modern astrologers would be discerning how the planet brings chaos over generations.

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>>17191173
Give it a go anon, I like to hear what other people can say about these things

>>17193391
You're quite the diverse character, are you?

>>17193508
I suppose, I do have a diverse range of acquaintances :) I can quite easily adapt to a lot of things.

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Anyone fancy reading my chart?

>>17190984
I can see why you might be interested in astroids as you have a very challenging chart to say the least. You come off as a fire sign, but you are really a quiet individual who needs alone time like oxygen. You are a hopeless romantic and are very jealous...lastly you are a control freak when your mad. So yeah you want something a little light to think about...all those astroids in Libra might be a distraction...but chances are it just means you have a lot of enemies....

>>17193391
When your mad people know it...You hate inequality...Sun in Cancer....you should look for work in a big organization...not a small mom & pop business. How large is your metaphysical collection...it will be worth something one day. Also your are NOT afraid of hard work...

>>17194280
I need the ascendant/descendant info. If you already have your birth time, see if there is an option, (where you got this chart) to add that info.

>>17194280
All I know is you really enjoy talking and communication

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If anyone feels like doing any readings.

What do you all think about Lilith?

>>17194942
Can't even hold a torch up to L'Aura

>>17194747
You might want to look into joining the military. You would make a good leader and actually should look into special forces or something...like USA navy seals...

>>17194942
Enlightening.

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hi. may i get a reading pls

>>17196136
Hey friend, I didn't get the chance to talk to you when you first arrived, but since then I've had a change of heart and I share a sentiment with you.

Anyways, welcome back.

>>17196243
I wish you were woman.

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Dear chart-reading anon, could you please tell me if having no planets in a lot of houses is a good or bad thing?

I got one of these fuller reports and it basically said:

>No planets in the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, etc. house. This doesn't mean you won't have any friends, love life, job problems or a purpose but rather that these areas won't present major problems for you.

>What kind of life you want?
>Just fuck my shit up and give me easy-mode, f a m.

Pretty much an uneventful hikkikomori life so far t b h.

>>17196764

you have major emphasis in crapricorn, and as i see its also your north node - thats the life purpose for this life

basically it means you have to put emphasis on your career, start a business

as the opposite is cancer, which is family life, friends, the home - this is your south node and since i see its empty it means you wont be having any major troubles in your home life and relationships

>>17196485

What changed your mind? Did anything specific happen to elicit this?

>>17196748
i dont understand?

>>17196951
>>17196243

>>17194747
Your 1st goal is to defend, show love and lead your fellows. You have a strong need of always being loved by your fellows and never be failed by them despites being quite selfish yourself

>>17196243
ur a cheap mother fucker. you hide your shit and make pay for dinner when you have more $$$ than they do. What's it like to have no friends....

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>>17190984

mirin' my 0.00 degree sun to moon? Galatically aligned

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>>17199296

heres the chart.

>>17199193
how did you come to this conclusion?

>>17199398
It always kills me when a scorpio says they want a read...because they don't. They want lessons.

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If someone has any spare time, could I get a reading?
Please and thank you!

>>17199308
Your friends are everything to you, your probably bi-sexual...because your friend are everything to you...and your the public relations person for your friends...maybe the best thing for you would be to join the O.T.O.

>>17199586
good god/allah...do you have anger issues....put that to good use, join the militia...

>>17199631
kek. I'm super chill, tbqhfam.
I'm very rarely angry and I don't yell. Thank you for the reading though!

>>17199643
Do urself a favor - get some therapy...1 - no one knows when your mad, 2 - your romantic life sux. 3 - ur an introvert with too much energy = uncontrollable anger. Maybe you already know that and thats why your "chill". Maybe buddhist meditation will help...u r a walking time bomb...

>>17190984
>>17191173
>>17194579
I might be late but im curious. Im not all that knowledgeable about astrology.

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>>17199754
Fug i forgot the chart

>>17199696
1.True, 2. True, 3. Eh. I've been depressed for a while. Maybe that uncontrollable anger is taken out on myself internally? I do fucking hate myself, so that might be where the "too much [negative] energy" is coming from.
Damn. It's going to be one of those thinking nights. I think I'll take your advice. Thanks again, anon.

>>17199759
U r a nice guy...but you have a lot of enemies. Your love life sux. Do you even remember how many ex-girl friends/wives you have? I bet u r a freak in bed and thats why you've had a lot of lovers...and probably enemies too...a good lawyer is what you need...that and some sanatoria....you need to get rid of that evil eye...

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22 male

>>17199596

pretty spot on but no idea what oto is.

>>17200702
http://oto.org

yeeeaaa those asteroids fuck my shit up so I`d say they count, suprisingly more than they really fucking ought to, right?

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myself

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my friend

>>17200637
Your probably drawn to hallucinogens or you will be. That's probably going to be ok anything else is gonna put you in jail. I know its tempting to party with your friends but once you get a criminal record life gets harder. Try to stay clean and be careful of romantic relationships with people born under zodiac earth signs.

>>17199398
>>17199542
l0l, it`z aw3soME. awH, com3 on. RemEMb3r, th3 8th iz tha h0uZE of SH4RIn. ur pr0lly beIN way 2 hard on a fEllo. M0zt scoRPs ar3n`t l1ke that, juzt ppL like me, wh0 alzo hav3 theiR lil in Tauruz

s0 whatz tha news, doc? Am I baller af?

I`ll tell u this, holmes. 4 ur exp. or whatever. I have the reflexes of a snake and I mostly get headshots in Halo.

>>17200750
like, since I was a kid its been like this. I also used to shit on peoples lawnsand in bushes because I wasn't loved enough and they left me all alone. I have a theory you should never, ever let a scorpio raise themselves no matter how right it seems.

>>17200726
One recommendation - Tantra - for the lazy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra

>>17200752
LOL. on dot. sometimes 2 lazy to lay down. 2 lazy to die.

wait that's not wat I thought it was. still really cool thank u lol

>>17200735
ok..."Emily"....the only reason you want to know about astrology is so you can use it to control others...so...its all bullshit anyway...Emily...

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Read mine m8's

wat about my sweet little friend he is a mess.

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If someone could read mine would be great, I am a drug addict.

>>17200765
that's plan b.

my real name is 85% of the word Urine so I`m changing it to EMILY BECAUSE ITS MY FAVOURITE NAME. GODDAMN, SON. ride my jock more ):

>>17200751
Well Emily, I see that you have taken this to a whole new level. The type of astrology I do isn't going to help you resolve ur shitty childhood. But since you asked - your a pretty boy and are a terrible lover. So yeah go ahead and horde what you have and make everyone pay for your shitty upbringing. Poor Emily...everybody lets feel sorry for "her"....

th4nk u

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Someone should do mine . . .
That pentagram chart tho

OP do you know about the sabian symbols? shit will piss you off.

>>17200825
Don't freak out...jesus/allah/satan....
This chart is confusing...it has jupiter in capricorn but below it is says its in aquarius...repost another chart. Try www.astro.com.

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>>17200866
Sorry friend, here you go.

>>17200785
Based on this chart - you have 2 options:
1 - dead from an overdose (it will happen if you don't change)
2 - using drugs to overcome ur addiction - hallucinogens. (http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-07/fighting-drugs-drugs)
Here's the problem...you have to work against feeling good, you will flourish in a huge company but it will also make you feel safe...you mostly take drugs in a safe environment...so getting off the drugs is easy...staying off is going to be a battle you will have for the rest of your life.

>>17200872
Here's the struggle your going to have:
Aquarius: you have a photographic memory and love knowledge, but you get board easily because you have a photographic memory. While a traditional university would be great for most people it totally sux for u. You have to make your own higher education - it would help you A LOT if you would focus on humility, you would get more friends. when all else fails....join a monestary

>>17200901
good thing im a artist

>>17199831
That obvious huh?
Glad ive been keeping myself single for the past year. Going to keep that up.

>>17200884
Wow, thank you! Can you see anything else? I've done rehab but had a relapse this summer, am off it again now though I do drink sometimes, I probably shouldn't I guess. Just broke up with my gf this summer too, we'd been together for almost five years but we did not align after me having done the rehab, also, she was diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder this summer. I left her because I realized how crazy she is, I really think I am maturing somehow. Thank you so much!!!

>>17200965
totally understandable - art = therapy - historically art is has been used to help heal individuals. The more broken an individual the better art. (think about book of Kells and the conditions they had to endure) Once they get better the art suffers. Alanis Morresette - Jagged Little Pill is still her most famous album - NO ONE wants to hear her "feel good" albums. Also applies to painters/graffiti artists/poetry/actors, etc...art in all its forms = good (because person is broken) = bad (because person got their shit together). And yes the best movie actors are totally fucked up individuals.

>>17201009
Its tough to stay single when your an Aries. Either people throw themselves at you or you feel that you should be with someone. It might help if you had kids then you could focus on them and use it as a reason to stay single.

>>17201024
Fire signs are your weakness and so is romance. I get that you want to "save" some women, because frankly they need it. The problem for you is that it goes deeper than that. If you help them you are also helping yourself, except if they are abusing substances there is a huge risk that you will fall into the same old stuff. I personally feel that people take drugs to "self-medicate" but then they get addicted and now they have 2 issues to deal with instead of one - the addiction and the reason for the "self-medication". Taurus is known to surround themselves with things that make them feel good. Maybe some therapy might help you. Good luck, Anon.

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Are you guys still doing readings? Because I would really like one.

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Please <3

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Ok so I have my Eros conjunct my rising. Any ideas as to how that affects me physically? Or how it affects the first impressions I may give? There's like one link I found in google that talks about it. Anyone here knows more on Eros so that I can make it more conscious? Thanks

>>17201064
Thanks again, very helpful!

can anyone reccommend some books for getting into astrology for a beginner more thoroughly?

>>17201065
Couple of things - 1 - you have a weakness for women who have strong ties with their family - because you don't (have a family or if you did you don't talk to them). 2 - when you get married you have to share your resources - Im sorry anon but hiding your $$$ from your spouse (unless you are mind-glowingly rich...and even then) will not go well for you. FYI women with strong family ties will take as much of your $$$ as they can.

>>17201078
You must be beautiful

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I don't know if anyone is still doing it but if so then I would be very grateful if you did mine too.

>>17201121
Or really unfortunate.

>>17201078
I found the jewel thief. Ladies and gentleman - please hide your valuables. Mr. Libra does not play fair.

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Having t-square is suffering.

>>17201102
What kind of astrology are in interested in?
Modern astrology you can find for free all over the internet. Just type astrology 101 in any search engine.
There is Indian Astrology (Vedic) also can find for free.
I practice a combo of modern and hellenistic - not easy to find yet, but its getting easier as more people learn it.

>>17201167
Why?

>>17201145
I do not understand </3

where do i do this chart thing?

>>17201180
awe look at you...using your charm....its adorable really...

>>17201098
do me a favor - post your chart and add point of fortune, spirit and eros. It would help me a lot

>>17201229
try www.astro.com
also u r on 4chan - please crop your pic so your birthdate/time isn't showing.

>>17201232
That's slightly annoying..I really do not understand to be honest. I've been trying to learn but it is rather difficult not having an clue where to start.

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>>17201244
be a pal and tell me what these hokus pokus lines mean

Muh chart.

Would be eternally grateful if I could get some interpretation.

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>>17201316
lol forgot the chart

>>17201266
google astrology 101

>>17201343
Ty c:

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Can i get reading on my birthday?

>>17201324
based upon your chart - you really, really need to look into Crime Photography/journalism.
O yeah - not really good looking - but you are a MACHINE in bed...

>>17201494
Dear Capricorn - this is witchcraft! You will NEVER need a reading from an astrologer - just pick up any astro book/website on Capricorn that will be you 100% of the time.

>>17201500
c-can i get a reading too? >>17201279
nice dubs btw

>>17201033
Im a bit young for kids...
Ill just deal with i guess

>>17201078
Could I really get this explained please?

>>17201279
>>17201535
You are in love with love - spoiler - its not a good thing. Your really condescending when you are mad. You should look into being a first responder.
As much as you hate to admit it - new agey stuff helps you. You've inherited a lot of stuff.

>>17201519
i dont get it, are you telling me to do my own readings?

>>17201536
Ruh Roh....someone doesn't know he's a daddy...that explains the enemies part...women are vicious...why they keep the shit a secret is beyond me...unless it was an abortion...sorry anon...something tells me you already suspect who I am talking about. She will deny it...but trust ur gut...

>>17201607
You don't have a birth time, just a day. I can get you a better reading if you can provide a chart with a birth time...if you don't have it - ask your parents - also its on most birth certificates. If you can't get it, then yes google Capricorn.

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>>17201597
desu you made my fedora flip. very thank you, here are tits.

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>>17201617
But im a virgin...

>>17200726
>Southern California
>Scorpio
We should hang out

>>17201809
ok, i must be looking at the future you...suit up...

>>17201711
thank u kind sir!

>>17201779
Ur not afraid of hard work, matter of fact u love it.you party too much with your co-workers or college students...love isn't what you think it is. Don't worry about your looks, you make up for in in charm.

>>17190984
This blog has some insight into Asteroids

http://astroppm.blogspot.com/

OP back
Sorry I was away from home last couple nights glad to see this thread still living though.
I'll try looking at some charts so u_r_here isint doing it all by them self.

Still if any /x/strologers could put any input in mine that would be much appreice (I just find it hard to be objective looking at my own, ya feel?)

>>17201123
>Dat grand cross tho

Would you consider your home life bad at all? Something like divorced or abusive parents or anything of that nature?

>>17190984
>My lilith and Juno are opposed and both squared a conjunction between pallas, vesta and chiron forming a fat nasty T-square.
>Any ideas what this could mean?
Second Conan the Cimmerian arrival.

>>17200770
No houses so this is going to be a little more broad but:

-You like to blab and keeping secrets is not your strong suit which could land you in trouble.

-Either you're kinda slutty or you attract slutty mates

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I was told my chart was extremely fascinating but never why. Does anyone else agree?

> Kite and T square connected

thats why

Not to mention its very neat and uniform for the most part, which kind of ironically goes well with Virgo.

I may be way off base as im just giving it a quick look over but are you by chance involved with graphic design/IT/tech at all?

>>17203444
Trips confirm. Future me is fucked in more than one way.

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>>17203824
But how come i look in the mirror and see a skinny lanky suburban white kid and not pic related?

>>17204012
Hahahaha yes I am actually, software.

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18 male can you try reading mine?

>>17203953
not symetrical

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Would love a breakdown of this, bit late in the thread

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Analyze me.
I am curious about who I should be...

>>17200728
kill your family

>>17195535
How did you come to that conclusion?

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Anyone care to read me please? wouldn't know what to look for
25/M/UK

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I'm a dog and what is this?

>>17203953
Wow, you have tremendous self control. Was gonna tell you that you might want to look into work that keep you busy and is mentally challenging to help with your anger. Have you ever thought about doing a research project. Maybe going for a degree? I think you might find that rewarding. If you get a PhD you can contribute to society as a whole with your findings. Hope you go for it.

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Infj personality type. Male. 22. Not sure why my lines are crazy.

Could anyone tell something about this chart
>>17201167
I don't know what kind path of life take.

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Hey can someone give me some direction? The moon-mars is particularly of interest, because of the one planet in its home and the other detriment. And that bastard pile up in an intercepted Scorpio :( . I want to write fantasy novels but I often feel like I'm fooling myself tryna get anywhere.pls help senpai

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If someone is still here i would love to know what you think :)

>>17205188
Yes it is fun to have sex at your parents house. Building a fort out of cushions and blankets is sexy. You are a sweet talker when it comes to the ladies. Don't forget leg day, but definitely focus on your chest and abs...make sure your arms match your chest. If your on the fence about college - definitely do it and take classes that lean towards IT/Internet. Also if you are thinking about the Military - do it. It will help pay for your college...and it will get you in shape. Love is NOT what you think it is. Some women are vicious and will shred your heart. Your a good man and can recover.

>>17204934
Sorry really need a birth time for this to work. You can ask your parents and it is also on your birth certificate.

>>17205014
You have issues with false accessions and have a lot of enemies. My suggestion is humility. I know, I know...yes they really ARE assholes. Life is not fair Mr. Libra and it is easy to feel sorry for yourself when you see others getting away with bad behavior. Before you start rearranging your closet, work out your core...and look into the occult ...your welcome

>>17205225
You should be a security guard or body guard...also you like your women - barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen at all times...whats the deal with you and the outdoors...were you raised by wolves - or is this a reading for your dog...btw I'm ok with that.

>>17205926
If you haven't already done so...look into alternative medicines. You have a gift for it. Herbal medicines...start with something easy like hemp and go from there....Something about this runs in the family. Women = bad!!! Men = good!!!

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Read mine, please

>>17205924
How is it having such a ginormous interception? with nodes too

your moon mars is in the Pisces third decan of cancer and is therefore getting a big effect from your Saturn in Pisces, 11th can feel like where realistically think you are going and where you try to fit into the world, and where you compare yourself to others. Pisces is emotionally mutable and can make you give in to delusions about your abilities, Saturn there wants you to restrain your mutability until you can get a clear picture

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Can someone read this?

>>17207280
Thanks.

Hmmm...
I never would have thought I've got enemy's... So that struck me a bit.
I am practicing humility more and more because it is forced unto me.

Any starting points on good occult stuff to read?
You've got me curious to actually check it out...

>>17207338
Thank you.
I never been able to keep a plant alive but it's one of my goal !

>>17205862
I'm actually working on something that is mentally since a friend and I decided to make a product instead of just getting a job.

In terms of getting a PhD it was something I had planned on, but rather make my job pay for it since companies do that in my profession.

>>17208282
Mentally challenging* shiiit mucked that one up.

>>17207882
Thanks for that. It's challenging.. it's the sixth house after all.. my relationships have been tumultuous to say the least, very sexual. When Saturn was leaving Scorpio in Oct 2014 everything kinda came undone.I've cut all ties with friends, never had solid trust anyway. I've become extremely health conscious the past three years, I've gone vegan and exercise daily, which has helped my overall outlook on life believe it or not. I'm trying (slowly) to find a daily routine that suits me. I'm getting there. I just wish I hadn't taken other people's advice over my own where career path is concerned, I could be in a very different place right now.

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Could someone please do a general reading for me? Much appreciated!!
>>17200785

>>17191072
I've got the same in reverse. My ascendant is in Scorpio.

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Please try mine, I've never had one done.

>>17203953
Can someone take a look at my chart and tell me if they think I'm an indigo person?