Well, I know you won't believe this, but me and about five

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Well, I know you won't believe this, but me and about five thousand other people all work at this one Nickelodeon Studio. And we got to watch episodes before they were released because somehow whether I get to watch them or not invalidate's what my actual job is. So anyway, we got to watch a new one. The title card said "SpongeBob's Fresh Start", and it was white text on a black background.

When the episode started, it showed SpongeBob was at his parent's house. He then said "Maybe I should play a sport..." So he went to a basketball court in Bikini Bottom. He was shooting some hoops when a gang came in. Me and some of the other interns thought this was a little bit of an adult theme for SpongeBob. But we just continued watching... The gang started to cause trouble and SpongeBob got into a fist fight.

Afterwards he ran home and told his mother, but his mother looked scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

SpongeBob, looking confused, begged to stay, but she just packed up his stuff and sent him on his way,

We didn't prior learn of this new plot. And it confused most of us.

Then he walked outside and called for a taxi. When it arrived, there were fuzzy dice in the mirror and the license plate said "Fresh". If anything this cab was rare. Spongebob said "Nah. Whatever. YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!"

At about seven or eight, he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of Bel-air.

THEN WE ALL COMMITTED PACT SUICIDE BY CHOKING OURSELVES WITH BUBBLE GUM AND CLAWING EACH OTHER'S EYES OUT WITH TOOTHBRUSHES.