http://www.express.co.uk/news/scien ce/621486/New-Nostradamu

Demise of this wretched world? What a wonderful birthday gift.

>>17180872
Yeah, this all totally happens based on your birthday

>>17180885
But of course. I am destined to rule over the worthy ones, who survives, after the mongrels will die out.

>>17180845

Not from /pol/ (I blew in from /wsg/)
"IT'S HABBENING XDDD" thread, do we need yet another?

I'm not objecting to predicting events, but you know that's the direction this is headed.
To your credit, I will admit Nostradamus is reputable in some of his predictions.
("hister" ended up being "hitler")
Occasionally I check out /x/ because it's interesting and a little crazy.

What gives you the impression this one is going to come true?

>>17180965
Well the only thing that has come true yet is that europe is closing its borders. But the year is young, so we'll see.

This stuff is always bullshit but I love reading about it because it gives me hope that my shitty life will come to an end.

>>17181014
>>17181014
why dont you just kill yourself?

>>17181014
You're just like me. The only thing giving me pure happiness is actually these things. Because if the world were to end, i would want to watch that instead of killing myself. But of course it's an egoistic mentality.

>>17180845
Nostradamus prophecies are so ambiguous or interpret-able that they can only be validated once they happen.

>>17181006

After the whole German New Years fiasco, I don't blame them. I feel like it's all coming to a head.

I personally think either one of these things will take place, or maybe all, based on what's observed so far.

1.) Holy War, Jews finance a holy war between Muslims and Christians and won't be held responsible for it even if caught out because you can't politically insult jews on a global audience thanks to Hitler, so inadvertent diplomatic immunity.

2.) Biological Warfare; AIDS works, SARS did too. but nothing beats Ebola. I saw another thread ages ago about a member of the World Health Org. and him knowing about a European infestation.

3.) Global Stock Market crash; debt roof to high- "pay debts!!" War happens over this, huge crash either during or after because you need money to even begin drafting. War does create jobs but soldiers aren't endless and neither is their countries budget.

just a theory, they're what I believe are most likely to happen based on current events.

>>17181029
There are people who would be upset if I were to go and I'm empathetic enough to care about them. These doomsday predictions also always entail a political or social phase shift which I would take too, not just death.

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>>17181082
Is this the ebola thing you read about?

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>>17181108
>begins in Italy
>spreads west across Russia into Asia
>spreads west Asia
>west

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>>17181144
its like you faggots dont even try
jesus, have some self respect

>>17181144
maybe they are facing south and they go left into Russia and Asia and since left is west on a map they got confused

Holy shit,so no more europe?
The iq worldwide is getting down in 3...2...1...

>>17181108

yeah, that's the one.

now tie it all together and it could be spun in the media as "extremely unfortunate loss worldwide"?

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>>17181108
>Africa and China eradicated

holy shit

>>17181219
You fell for more shitty RP there, anon:
>>17178700
Guy admitted to it being bullshit.
>inb4 "SHILLS"

>>17181194
Don't worry, IQ won't be getting down any time soon.

>>17181014
You are not the only one.
I pray for an apocalypse..aliens..war..meteor..something..

>>17180845
>Guy with the name of the great magician Salazar Slytherin is predicting something
>Salazar
>Predicting
>His grandson couldn't even beat Harry Potter

>>17180845
It will happen on American soil.
The plague.
Ebola 2.0
That is why there is a massive stockpile of coffins in FEMA camps.

I wish charlatans would stop trading off on Nostradamus' name, likeness, etc.

You're all fucking retarded. Nothing is going to happen once again.

>>17184452
70,000 is a massive stockpile huh?

Like this anon said
>>17184487
You're all fucking retarded. Stop being so fucking paranoid/schizo/autistic. Please /x

>>17184504
>>17184452
http://occupytheory.org/fema-coffins-hoax-debunked/

Forgot link. Kill yourself.

>>17184677
wtf kir...

>>17181014
All of /x/ in a nutshell. This board is shit because almost all of it is filled with autistic RPing faggots. This is just another form of escape to you.

>>17184677
kir if somethings wrong then let me know a way to talk to you not on here

>>17184735
Forget I said anything. Its nothing.

>>17184750
be safe kiri...

>>17180965
>>17181006

>Earlier this year he predicted that on JUly 22 a 10.2 magnitude earthquake would sweep across the US and Japan and that on August 22 a meteorite shower would burn down a third of the world's forests.

>He then predicted global panic after an asteroid exploded above Earth on October 8 or 9.

>None of these happened, so let's just hope he is as off with the rest of the predictions.

So yeah. Just like every other asshole before him.