Midnight in Art’s cuckshed with Heather Wide Tonight'

You were supposed to call it Wadecucks In The Desert.

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we outcha

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Thank you OP <3

fucking. boring.

>>17175464
she's perfect, when does her podcast begin?

>>17175411
>Listening links:
None of these work.

>>17175495
When enough people pony up the $5.

>>17175499
It's for the best

>>17175499
the second one does

>>17175499
The aac link still works.

>>17175499
try this?
http://tunein.com/radio/Dark-Matter-Digital-Network-s211941/

>>17175515
Thanks, Keith. That one works.

>Avon guy

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>>17175501
count me in

>>17175525
No Problem RCHoag, we gotta keep this thing rollin somehow.

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>>17175411
Guys give Heather a chance. She won't let you down.

This is Dan7800 and I have experience in broadcasting. You should be ashamed, Heather is now host of MiTD.

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The #DMTalk amycucks made t shirts.

>>17175656
>I have experience in broadcasting

>getting coffee
>experience

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>>17175669
I want one but Im almost out of Christmas money. Link?

what is a dogman?

>>17175694
I only ever remember hearing about the Michigan Dogman. Its like a more domesticated version of a werewolf I suppose.

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>>17175515

Thanks.

Did anyone ever see the Monsterquests about Michigan Dogman and Wolfmen? They were pretty good. The Dogman one in particular had people passing lie detector tests about having seen it.

>>17175656
10-4 Art. Over and out.

>>17175687
>Im almost out of Christmas money

How old are you?

>>17175784
26. Lol.

>>17175799
literal neet womanchild

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>>17175807
:(

>>17175705

There was a good thread on ar15.com about a few guys that had a run in with werewolves. I believe the guys story you could tell he was not bullshitting.

I don't remember what state he lived in but it was mountainous and snowy. II don't remember what they were doing i think it was something like towing a car with a suburban somewhere they never really been before. They ended up pulling over to take a rest in some kind of small diner place with a parking lot that was closed.

I think it was a father and son and they were both armed. They got out of the truck to take a piss and stretch and an eerie feeling came over them and they seen something coming from quite a distance from a tree line. They started to head for the suburban and got in and these things were outside of the truck by this point. They had a perfect view of them and they started to drive off and i think they said that one of them tried to cling to the truck of i remember right. They said that they felt like if they hadn't got back inside the suburban and started driving of they would have been eaten.

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Why does this faggot keep describing Xavier?

>>17175799

Oh, i was just asking.... don't feel bad i am kind of a NEET myself. I just find you kinda fascinating because of all the k-pop images you post and I'm not a reg on /x/ i think i might have seen you post on /pol/ a few times though maybe?

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>If Bigfoot and Dogman went toe to toe it's hard to say who would win

Please.

>>17175867
No I dont post kpop on /pol/. I post in the /trash/ kpop thread and on /x/ and thats pretty much it. Im not all that interesting at all. Just annoying,lol.

>>17175842
believing that a glass window on a truck would stop werewolves.

they drove off safe.

>>17175882
dogman packs a bite though

>>17175842

Sounds like an awesome sighting.

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>>17175884

I used to post on the KPG threads on /mu/ around the time that Ladies Code got in the accident. I just don't know enough about kpop to keep up with them and i really don't care to learn. I just hope SoJung comes back i miss her so much :(

this bigfoot, he's a big guy!

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Here's a suspected photo of a type-2 just mentioned. Like a Sasquatch but with a snout like a dogman.

>>17175903
Oh,wow. I remember some Sojung bros posting back then. /mu/ is awful now. I cant stand going there anymore. But I do go there to say good night to Areum every night because its one of my autistic rituals,lmao. I hope all the girls in Ladies Code are doing well too. They'll come back soon. I liked Zuny.

>>17175906
>type-2-bigfoot-dogman.jpg

Do you actually believe this shit?

>>17175906
Just looks like a regular ape to me.

>>17175923
Dont fuck around with MothDan, dude.

>>17175923
Yes.

>>17175940
Why? Will type-2-bigfoot-dogman.jpg come and get me?

>>17175923

I believe everything I've ever read or seen on the internet. Don't you?

>>17175947
Well, sorry dude, but you're an idiot.

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Now hes describing a goofy Stephen King flick.

>>17175951
It is possible. :P

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>>17175920

I'm to old for /mu/ 36 i listen to dad rock like Led Zeppelin so i didn't stay long. My gf got me into kpop because she listens to a lot of weird shit. I never thought id be a fan of Miku Hatsune yet here i am...

You seem like a really nice person though and i enjoy seeing you post when i come to /x/ ^_^

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>>17175966

That looks so much like Ahriman.

>>17175980
>I'm to old for /mu/
No way. I know there was someone who liked Soyeon from T-ara there who was a little older. Thank you <3 One of the reasons I left was because people were just so mean there. Always fighting and insulting eachother. My heart wasnt in it anymore. Plus,all my favorite groups are hated there lol. Trash kpg is nice. Its more of a chat thread than strictly kpop. But people can be kind of stupid there too sometimes. Its a gamble and probably not good if you get annoyed easily.

someone call and ask about furries. maybe dogmen are just furries?

>>17176024
kek

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>>17176024
No. She don't like the furries.

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>>17176057

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>no whites in the eyes
>very human

>>17176064
So what was her previous profession? Working in a bestiality parlor?

>not letting James describe the robe

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>>17176080
She never said. She said she did "sex work" as she called it. She said that sometimes it was very slow and there weren't any people around. Which makes it sounds like customers were coming and going. But other posts of hers make it sound like she was a sex phone operator.

Then she quit and got a job with the government and wouldn't say what she did which is why she calls herself 'redacted' on teh forum. Then she quit that job to be Art's producer.

>>17176107
Take gossip back to your containment thread please.

>>17176057
>I listen to Art to get away from the sex-obsessed culture I find myself drowning in.
Jesus Christ. Wtf? I listened to Art because it was higher listening.
>>17176064
>previous profession
What was her previous profession, Filipino Donkey girl?

>>17176107
kek kek, her post!

>>17175842
That was the copypasta from FALfiles, not original to arfcom.
Here toy go.
October 14, 2006, 16:09 #41
mike minihan

Back in the winter of 2001 my youngest son and I were on our way from Boise,Idaho to Medford,Oregon.We had taken a car trailer to his old place in Boise in order to haul his non-running Jeep to his new place in Medford.We hit an area of heavy snow in the southern Cascades around 2:00 a.m.It took 45 minutes or so to get down the mountain.We had,of course been drinking coffee to stay alert.
About 25 miles west of the pass it became obvious that the last few quarts of coffee had to be drained.We stopped at a wide spot in the road near a summer tourist haunt,deserted in winter.There is a gas station and ice cream joint on the west side of the road,closed this time of year,and no town or settlement within 30 miles.This is tall timber country,and unsettled.Across the road is a small parking area for the ice cream joint.It is paved and about 200 ft.wide and 80 ft.deep.I pulled in and as I stepped out with .45 on hip,it occurred to me in a flash that grabbing the 590 Mossy would be good.
As we walked to the far end of the area to be well off the road,the hair on my arms and the back of my neck stood on end.The area directly
to our front was open with a depth of 50 yards and a width of 100 yards.The night was clear and cold,8-10 inches of snow on the ground,and with a moon almost full,so we could see quite well.While standing and taking a leak,with son about 15 ft.to my right I saw,as if springing from the earth in front of us across the open area 10 or 12 creatures moving RAPIDLY back and forth in sort of a Thatch weave pattern.These things,not human men,were close to 7 ft.tall,thin,bipedal with long arms,medium length gray fur, and damned fast on their feet.I brought the shotgun up and slid the safety off,as son was drawing his .45.

I'm so depressed and the only joy I get lately is coming to /x/ to shit post with the boys about Art and his mistress and to talk to Kiri, my unrequited love. My helium bag and I look forward to the day when the Dark Matter network implodes.

>>17176125

I don't know if I can adequately explain the overwhelming feeling of menace,but here goes.I had been operating on pure instinct since I had stepped from the pickup,the rotten feeling hit me a split second before the things arrived,the feeling?,instinct?, was that we were prey,and subject to a very bad death,and to be slaughtered and eaten,not a logical process,gut feeling and massively overwhelming.
As they were moving about in front of us,more appeared and mixed among them,all the while running about fast in front of us.Son and I were backing toward the truck,I WOULD NOT present my back to them,and some of them peeled off right and left in an encirclement movement.They were rolling in fast from the sides now,I could smell and feel their presence.We got to the truck loaded on adrenaline and ready to kill,as we both knew we were in grave danger.We piled into the truck,locked doors.I had keys out and ready,as my butt neared the seat, I had the engine lit and trans.in gear and gas pedal mashed in one motion.Adrenaline is great stuff!As we fled,yes fled,something VERY close by let out a ululating scream of rage,and pain.I believe one or more of the group had gotten really close to us in their pursuit and I ran over the foot of one of them,yeah they were that close.We rolled onto the highway and I told son to watch the bed of the pickup as well as the trailer,he already was indexed to the rear with the shotgun.

>>17176133
We hauled ass for at least 20 miles before the feeling of grave danger started to abate. The feeling that nailed both of us,as we discussed soon afterward,was one of being prey,and soon to be slaughtered and eaten.I am not easily led,and neither believe or disbelieve all the bigfoot,ghost and werewolf stuff,in fact I am skeptical.
Son was speaking with a coworker about 6 months later who had grown up in Prospect,Oregon,about 30 moles south of Union Creek where the incident took place.He asked Jake if he had ever heard of any strange goings-on in the area.Jake went ashy white and pretty much retold the above tale.He says to avoid the place at night.A family friend,a 25 yr.retired cop not given to flights of fancy and an excellent observer, had a tale very similar from a year before.I told my wife of this event of course,she looked at me at the beginning as though I had developed a 3rd eyeball in the center of my forehead.That was from shock,she did believe me,but did not wish to hear any details.She said the tale gave her chills.Me too,as I write this,hair on back of neck and forearms is sticking up.
I have NOT gone back to explore,and would not without a large group of shotgun and flamethrower equipped men with me.
Son and I are both sane,sober persons,and not taken to hysteria.We were wide,VERY wide awake as things transpired.We saw and smelled what was there.As a sidebar neither of us heard footfalls from the creatures.They were silent until i hurt one as we were getting the Hell out of there.
To my knowledge,and I have researched,there is nothing that matches these creatures,unless one considers old legends and folk tales of were creatures. To conclude,I have to fall back on Elmer Keiths famous line,"Hell,I was there"
best regards, Mike Minihan

>>17176125

I thought about searching for it but ar15.com search sucks thanks. Normally i cant stand ARFcom but once in a while a thread will grab my attention and i think it was in a bigfoot thread.

>>17176120
Until 2 months ago I had no idea who art bell was and I've been coming to /x/ for 3 years

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>>17176131
>my unrequited love
Are you from /trash/....And why are you depressed?

>>17176146
It was posted a few times there, but yeah, you're right, the search on Arfcom is worthless.
I think I first saw it in the GD creepy thread on Arfcom years ago.

Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.

>>17176168
You're late. No death for you!

>>17175411
Anyone have links to the pranks they did to Heather?

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i guess i didnt miss anything good tonight

>>17176125

Wow that was an intense recounting. Sounded military with all the close attention to detail. 10 or 12 wolfman creatures is a hell of a wolfman sighting.

>>17176233
Nope

>between 4 and 5

Yeah, mk

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Good night guys. Sweet dreams.

>end of the show
well that was just shit.

>>17176125
>scanned quickly before reading
>came across "ice cream joint"
>not what i thought it was

Is Hoagland still on dark matter?

>>17176338
Yes he's on right now with a new live show but /x/ doesn't listen to him anymore. Belgab has a thread. Fuck off over there.

>>17176338
he's on right now, asshole.

>>17176347
Nothing playing on dark matter for me

>>17176355
They changed the streams. Go here.

> http://live.darkmatterradio.net:8303/stream

>>17176355
Yes it is. Use the TuneIn app or hor directly to the network site.

I'm not there in the room with you so I can do it for you.

This is why you don't have a job.

>>17176364
Thanks for not being a faggot about it. Not even listening, just wanted to know.

>>17176371

Jesus fucking Christ, for a genius you type like a fucking retard.

Stop being a cunt.

/x/ hates Heather - has a listening thread
/x/ loves Hoagland - no listening thread

who is cucking who

>>17176383
Fuck your face with you're mother's face.

>>17176389
We never liked Hoaxland. It was just a meme to troll bellgab.

>>17176389

Is this Hoagland streaming now?

http://live.darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/darkmatter.aac

I haven't listened to him for awhile, but I thought he had better topics than this rubbish.

>>17176396
that is a significant amount of time and willpower for doing that.

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>>17176407
there's levels to this shit

>>17176396
So "we" has stopped trolling bellgab then?

>>17176433
We're in the middle of a cease fire. Don't fuck it up.

>>17176433
>trolling
what is this? i thought we all liked animes here

I was circumcised in the fourth grade, Sandra.

All Hoagland has been doing lately is trashing Donald Trump and calling for a big gun grab.

>>17176611
hoag is perfect

Hoaxland is getting more deranged by the day. He's not even going to be on in two months.

>>17176611
I didn't know that. That's disappointing.
>>17176642
Kill yourself liberal scum.

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>>17175411
honestly everytime i see this thread i think of pic related

>>17176686
do you guys think south park uses meme magic?

Holy fuck. There it is. He brings every single topic back to 19.5.

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FREEZE!

>>17176079
wasnt that the bigfoot book that was some hobo stringing her along for beer money?

i think i might have read that one. takes place in florida?

>>17176107
Cashier at the area 51 employees cafeteria?