Does work slow down or bend time?
When I was an intern for 1 month in school it felt longer than the last 3 years when I was a NEET and did nothing but sleep, eat, fap, smoke, play and read - day in day out.
What's the explanation for this peculiar phenomenon? Does performing certain ritualistic movements with your body actually open a wormhole to another dimension where the laws of physics are suspended?
Isn't that just because you're more focused on the fun activities than the clock
When I'm at work I look at the clock constantly because I want to leave.
Depressing part of wagecuck life, but I don't think it's anything /x/
That being said, if anyone knows a way to circumvent this depressing cycle, please tell me
The passage of time can be affected by a few things. One being gravity, and another being your thoughts. Since time and space exist as one, when you enter an area of high gravity time for you will slow down, and the lighter the gravity the faster time moves or more correctly the faster you will move through time. Time is actually stationary and moment through time gives the impression that time itself is moving. However quantum physics has proved that simply by observing physical objects they are affected at the atomic level. An example of this could be having an apple on a table, when no one is observing the apple it has a static state, however when it is observed by a conscious being the apple no longer remains static and is affected at the molecular level. Given these circumstances it is possible that you are affecting time for yourself through your own consciousness. Because you are constantly waiting for work to end you subconsciously fear it will go on forever causing a slower passage of time. And when you have plenty of extra time you subconsciously fear that it will pass to quickly, effectively increasing the passage of time through your subconscious thoughts.
It's pretty easy if you live in a Western country.
Just pretend you are mentally fucked (schizophrenia, depression, borderline, whatever) and collect them sweet welfare checks.
If it's too hard to pretend then do drugs until you really are psychotic or schizophrenic, or at least fucked up enough to get a proper diagnosis. It helps if you tell shit like you were bullied or sexually abused in childhood.
But careful anon, the NEET lifestyle is not for everyone. You have to have a strong psyche to endure it, also you need to have at least better-than-average looks so you can still have a family later on if you choose so. If you are ugly, then being a NEET is literally an evolutionary dead-end to you. But if you are technologically literate you should have more than enough fun with torrents/drugs even without bitches.