I keep seeing this in every thread on /b/, what is it? EXIGENCY

holy shit they might be real

I'm curious too.

Sounds related to chemtrail theories as far as everyone ingesting tiny metal particles

Probably just another spooky copypasta like that weird blurry gas mask picture that was being passed around a few months back

>>17165599
>go to /b/
>open random thread
>see it

Shit OP isnt lying

Someone's probably just shitposting that in order to get people freaked out, kind of like the whole "EXPECT US" thing.

>>17165708
Could you direct me to one of those threads I'm having trouble finding it.

>>17165725
Just look at the most popular post. Its everywhere

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Going to take a giant leap of faith here.

I might be able to help you guys. I'm going to need more confirmation though as I am rather nervous/shy.

>>17165740
I'm going to take a leap of faith and humor you.

Help us pls

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>>17165747
I need proof.

Find some way to prove to me you're on my side. Find some way to prove to me you're on the light side.

>>17165740
>>17165761
how about you stop RPing and just tell us what you know or shut the hell up

>>17165761
I have no idea what I know I'm just flying blindly on gut instinct.

>>17165766
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Really....You can just go now.

>>17165761
Then your side isn't the light side. You want to keep us in darkness.

Your side sucks.

>>17165795
I'm just being careful.

>>17166068

>>661064723
>>>661050803 (OP)
>EXIGENCY MERICA HUMAN: HUMAN OF MERICA OF LIVING OF HARM OF MODERN WARRING TECHNOLOGY OF BODY MOVEMENT AND LIKE-SENSE/LIKE-SENSATION CAUSED/SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF
>1. tiny metals _sized smaller than animal cell pieces_ inside human. 2. tiny metals moved back-and-forth since of energy at/striked/hitting of tiny metals. 3. energies striked of tiny metals since of energies sent/from machine distant/far of miles.


>>17165599
>>17165708
>>17165714
>>17165725
>>17165732

Here is an example of where it can be found

http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1451574052

Post number 4 - WTF are they talking about?

Honestly looks like multiple people shitposting because they can. Dunno.

Morgellons is caused by nanomachines which are being distributed by chemtrails. The aluminum in your body acts as a conduit for electricity and allows remote control of almost every bodily function. The more the nanomachines grow and take over, the more you become a robotic slave. Blood electrification can destroy the nanomachines by passing improper current through them.

HOW HARD IS IT TO ASK FOR A SCREENCAP FROM OPS DESKTOP? Fucking /X/ how much do you love rp?

>tiny metals smaller than animal cells
could be chemtrail shit, nanomachines, radiation maybe
or
>animal cells
could mean prison cells, in which case human cells would be smaller than the cells they keep some animals in.
Animal cells just kind of jumped out at me since it's unnecessarily specific.

>>17165599
It's an esoteric and malign ritual known as "forcing a meme". It is related to one of the oldest rituals in human history: "encouraging the gullible to panic."

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>>17166143
Nigger.

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>>17166324
I'm not even cherrypicking thread topics, I'm just goin down the list.

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>>17166331
I'm tired of pandering to the faggot who wanted proof because he was too lazy to open literally any thread on /b/ to look for this shit.

Kind of creepy because it seems like a warning from a foreigner that can barely speak English. But why /b/?

>>17166474
Could have been formatted that way to be vague and mysterious without exuding an air of "ooooh 2spooky mystery gang"

That or it could be ISIS or some shit.

>>17166474
Because everything leads back to Bee no matter what calculations I fucking make.

Everything. Fucking EVERYTHING begins and ends with Bee or Bee's or /b/ or flying stinging insects especially honeybees and bumblebees.

>>17166474
or an alien entity

>>17166558
what the fuck

>falling for a /b/ copypasta made by newfags

i went back on /b/ in years and saw this maybe 3 or 3 times, it stopped, any info?

>>17169093
2 i meant, 2 or 3 times

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just random crap people spam on /b/ for the sake of spamming random crap

pic related

>>17169043
I'm probably just as confused as you are.

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found it somewhere else too

>>17169939
sheekyforums just copies posts from 4chan

>>17165599
Nano tech is not yet rated under international law such as the Geneva convention. As such it can be used against populations foreign and domestic. The unacknowledged threat is more real than the acknowledged.