Alright /x/ it's that time again. Let's head innawoods. Roll Rules are in pic related.
>EZ mode: Use whatever you want
>Normal mode: Your equipment MUST be appropriate for your monster and the environment you'll be in.
>Hell on Earth mode: Same as Normal except you can only use what you already own.
Gonna list the monsters here so there's no confusion
2)Werewolf 2) Navajo Skinwalker
3)Wendigo 3) Dover Demon
4)Chupacabra 4) Flatwoods Monster
5)Ghost/Spirits 5) Wolpertinger
6)Giant Anaconda 6) Hell Hound
7)Undead horde 7) Jersey Devil
8)Kasai Rex 8) Thunderbird
9)Manticore 9) Mothman
0)M. Deathworm 0) Ayy Lmao's
SATAN TRIPS (666): Demon Horde with Lucifer himself leading.
Keeping it simple. Since he likes to pop up outta nowhere I'm just gonna carry a Glock 18 with standard mags, and dump them if he pops up. Snap a few pics with the smartphone and upload them. Then call the authorities.
Ready to hunt the Mongolian Death Worm!
Hell on earth mode: Wolpertinger
pretty fucking easy
Well, first time doing this. Also, I have no fucking clue what a manticore is. But I think I'm well armed. It looked fast in the picture, so a shotgun to the face outta count for that. Pray and spray. I think it's bite might take me out pretty fast, so there's a flak jacket. If I didn't find/kill before food ran out, than it was doomed to fail.
up against a giant anaconda, eh? no problem
i am a trained mercenary that works job by job with the reward being food; if i dont complete the job, i simply starve. therefore this job MUST be completed
i was hired by the locals to eradicate a giant anaconda that was eating their newborn children
the gear i chose is suited for the environment as well as snake hunting:
>Bandanna and clothes to prevent overheating in the jungle
>4 clips of ammo for the ak47, which is a classic jungle rifle, and it is attached with a bayonet for close quarter combat
>have a small medpouch filled with painkillers and antibiotics. painkillers are for after the fight when ive been crushed a few times by the anacondas constriction and the pain is unbearable, and the antibiotics are for all the shit diseases out in the jungle
>in case i fail this mission and there is no hope, i have a c4 brick + detonator in my bandoleer so i can take it out with me,a long with a gps for navigating back to the village, bug spray to keep the mosquitoes off, and toilet paper (you never really know how much you miss it until you dont have some). i also have a machete in the event that the bayonet wont work out, as well as for brush clearing
>i plan on hunting the snake at night when its least active and cold from no sun, so i took some night vision goggles with me
>ive also got two loaded long barrel revolvers on me as sidearms for when i inevitably need to pump more lead into the reptilian fucker
10/10 would snake hunt again
Another zombie outbreak. This time it's in a small old folks community. Gated and walled of course. Makes containing it easier. Also considering most victims who have turned will be elderly they should be even less mobile and coordinated than say a "younger'' zombie. Lightweight gear for a quick job. Shouldn't take more than and hour or two to clear the place. Camera is to document and confirm kills and cross reference them with a list of all residents as well as their known associates. Boss is worried about liability. Objectives are to contain the spread of infection, dispose of all undead, and protect any residents that may still be alive. I carry a flask on me cause sometimes, you just see something that you can't handle.
Manticore, I have tons of covering due to the manticore being able to send a stinger at its target paralyzing or killing. I have the tazer to try and paralyze the manticore as it flys. If that doesn't work the 2 flashbangs will hopefully do the job. If one of those work, I'll either finish the job off with the double barrel or the machete.
HoE mode, hunting wendigo
I think im fucked regardless of what I bring with me
>Local farmers been reporting small creature tearing up crops
>one farmers recruits me to do the job
>small little fucker will learn to not fuck with a hard working mans crops once i put a 9 in em
>got keys, for my car, and knife to cut its head off to confirm the kill.
story to go along with it
>sitting at computer on 9th floor apartment in Montana
>look out window and see dark figure near treeline 14 miles away
>gather my things
>let the hunt begin
>be poor so no clothing
>strap ham radio to body
>grab rape whistle (it is a college town, you can never be to careful)
>grab last roll of tp
>mask because its cold
>wait i forget hat
>go to elevator
>wendigo standing in elevator
>chase young college girls around campus with nothing but my knife and mask/hat combo
>get arrested again
>get out on bail
>go on /x/
>rinse and repeat
Normal on Skinwalker.
>I have no firearms because it isn't possible to kill a skinwalker before you discover its human identity, therefore I packed everything needed to at least survive until I find that out.
>The machete so I can defend myself and hunt meat if it comes to it.
>I don't know if you can paralyze the skin-walker but I brought a tazer so that if I run into it I can taze it and make some marks on the neck and cheeks to look for the next day. (The human form of the skin walker would have the scars)
>Dried fruit was the closest I could get to juniper berrys (which supposedly protect you from the skin walker if you cover your body with it.)
>Mostly stuff you survive in a forest
>mp3 is to distract skinwalker if I believe that it has found me.
>Who doesn't love a good book?
The ones in WoW are fucking harmless lol
Ok. Im fighting Hellhounds.
Hell on earth mode. Pic related its my setup.
Well. Im pretty much fucked. I guess I'll get my equipment blessed or something.
The Neckbeard Rapist is back into the woods. Deflowering the mothman was not enough to satisfy him. He needs more humiliating intercourse, if he has to be kept from breaking loose on the rest of his peers.
Hooked on amphetamines, he sets out, his signature Rapist trenchcoat and balaclava on, licking his disgusting dry lips. He holds his machete, trembling. It is time for him to release his seed inside another cryptid.
He comes across a undead horde. Teenage corpses are walking in the woods growling. Their stomachs are trailing on the floor and they smell like dead rotten dogs. The Rapist Neckbeard's penis is fully erect at this sight. He grabs his tarp, spreads it, and runs towards the horde yelling. They turn towards him. The Neckbeard Rapist severs the tendons at the back of their knees, making them fall down. Then the Neckbeard Rapist drags them onto the tarp, and proceed to cut away their remaining arms and legs. They growl, like repulsive earthworms. The Neckbeard Rapist then opens eight jars of Strawberry Jam, and pours on all the twisting bodies. He spends many hours spreading it on their rotten skin. It falls apart as he does. He props his heater next to him as he starts to rape the first jam covered zombie. When he is done, he cuts his head so he can penetrate his oesophagus. The Neckbeard Rapist sprays his semen on all the undeads. When there are not enough holes, he makes new ones. The Neckbeard Rapist then gouges the eyes out of the heads and fucks the orbital cavity. He collects the eyes and puts them in the bottle. He then spends a day licking the Strawberry Jam off the mangled bodies. He is very excited eating the mixture of jam, his own semen, innards and black rotten blood. Then, he pulls two bombshells and sticks them up the least damaged anuses. As he leaves, the Rapist Neckbeard throws his heater onto the pile of twitching human flesh so that it explodes.
Okay, the damned Manticore flies and has a stinger/ I'm going in the woods to negate the flight advantage (around here, the tree cover can be quite thick) and I'm hunting the thing from afar to avoid the stinger. Should it get close, I'm fucked.
Also, substitute the Browning Hi-Power for a Luger. My only pistol is a luger and for the image, I picked the closest thing.
upgraded my gun for maximum bigfoot killing efficiency.
gimme da go wendigo
Got half way through before realizing that I would be totally fucked. I would need to survive in the frozen tundra while all the lich has to do is stay hidden and wait for me to starve.
GG no re.
A stealth mission to take out their ship / comms systems. Wish me luck.
Normal work loadout, lets kill this hellhound
too easy. zombies in muh woods, oh no. i'll be done in time for supper.
HoE. I have tons of military shit from my dad passing. Ofc he was in the military.
>Replace ballistics mask with green cold weather mask
>Gun for killing
>Hatchet for wood, defense
>Matches for fire
>Glowsticks for when I need small amount of light
>Meat tin for bait, the rest is for me
>Phone for help
>Wallet for identification purposes
>Smoke grenade because I might need it
>Flare if I need alot of light, or if im lost
>Lets hunt sum werewolves
Pretty much the same for everything listed by OP:
Branches from Paeonia and Fraxinus, a lot of salt (couldn't find, bag of potato for replacement), lighter et fluid (or alcohol, fluid burns too warm...), a machete and a smaller belt knife, both consecrated.
Rolled the Jersey Devil
I have no idea what that is, but since we're all goin' Innawoods, I'll pack the things I have so I can spend some time looking for that horse thing.
hell on earth mode.
browning auto 5 with a rifled barrel.
Call of Duty brand Call of Duty NVGs. They're better than you'd think, just really uncomfortable.
tablet PC with maps and pdf files on the joisey devil.
USB charging block.
Food, water, and a mess kit. Couple of firestarters. First Aid kit. Headlamp and a couple knives. A bowie and a folder.
No idea how a jersey devil made it up to north dakota but that noisy bastard shouldn't be too difficult to find out here on the plains. Plan is to just drive around with the windows open listening for it. Once found gonna follow it on foot. Leaving the keys in the car because lol north dakota. Assuming the things don't go to absolute shit I think I might be ok.
Lich? A worthy opponent for me and comrades
The supresors on rifle are there to make gunshot silent. With enough of them the gun will not make any sound.
The magnum is a sword but shoot bullet.
This is advaced Russian enginerring
Hell on Earth mode.
Sluggish anaconda in the winter swamps mode engaged.
Hell on Earth mode. I think I'd do pretty well against a Bigfoot/Yeti. Let the hunt begin.
this should work... in theory
>though I'm just guessing
Lets get this done
Expecting the Himalayas so i packed for the weather
Alright. So I don't think I'm going to make it back from this one gentlemen. I've got a large amount of C4 so I can either hopefully destroy the Liches body so I can have enough time to find and destroy it's phylactery before it recovers. If I can't destroy the body of the lich, then maybe I can collapse a cave over it or something. I've also got an MP3 player for the inevitable final showdown where I go down fighting, and some cigarettes.
Well fuck it's a mother fucking t-rex.
My plan is to load up on weapons and camp where I'm dropped (In the plains or jungle I assume). I'll fortify my base and wait for it to come to me. Should not take long.
While I'm waiting I can get cozy in my sleeping bag and eat some rice+sausages.
I always wonder when doing these things, do I also bring what is needed for wilderness survival?
Anyways here's my chupacabra killer loadout
vs Kasai Rex. hunting a dino in the jungle. No thanks
rerolling, not in the mood to hunt bigfoot like everyone else.
goddamnit, fighting a lich with the only weapons I have...
Manticore. God fucking damn it, just read a bit of it. It's either a deathbattle anyway. Maybe some shots would kill him but in any case I can use a shot from the gun to kill me before that thing catches me.
So I'm gonna hunt T-rex in Africa. Since a rifle round called .577 Tyrannosaur actually exists, I'll use an oldschool elephant gun loaded with that. Plan is to stalk the T-Rex, preferably find it while it is occupied with eating a rhino, take it out with well-placed shots, then take photos of it with my smartphone, upload the pictures to /x/, and finally drink my beer.
Mothman a shit, a bunch of bugspray should do the trick
>It's a wendigo.
I fucking shoot myself in the head.
Going to be using a barret m99 with a S&W .500 and 10mm 1911 as back ups. Once I locate it's territory I'll try to set up on a high spot overlooking the area. Playing spotter until I find the Rex. Once spotted either take aim or move into range for a shot. Main targets will be the nasal cavity and the space between the top of the rib cage and the spine. Possibly leg joints as well in the event of a charge. Either shot should cause massive bleeding and/or organ damage/failure. If I get charged, well hopefully it's far enough away for me to dump everything into it before it closes.