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/x/ goes innawoods. Cryptid Edition

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Alright /x/ it's that time again. Let's head innawoods. Roll Rules are in pic related.
>EZ mode: Use whatever you want
>Normal mode: Your equipment MUST be appropriate for your monster and the environment you'll be in.
>Hell on Earth mode: Same as Normal except you can only use what you already own.
>innawoods.net

Gonna list the monsters here so there's no confusion
EVENS ODDS
1)Bigfoot/Yeti 1)/x/Skinwalker/Goatman
2)Werewolf 2) Navajo Skinwalker
3)Wendigo 3) Dover Demon
4)Chupacabra 4) Flatwoods Monster
5)Ghost/Spirits 5) Wolpertinger
6)Giant Anaconda 6) Hell Hound
7)Undead horde 7) Jersey Devil
8)Kasai Rex 8) Thunderbird
9)Manticore 9) Mothman
0)M. Deathworm 0) Ayy Lmao's

DUBS:Lich
TRIPS:Dragon
QUADS:Unicorn
SATAN TRIPS (666): Demon Horde with Lucifer himself leading.
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>>17143197
Mothman loadout.
Keeping it simple. Since he likes to pop up outta nowhere I'm just gonna carry a Glock 18 with standard mags, and dump them if he pops up. Snap a few pics with the smartphone and upload them. Then call the authorities.
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>>17143197
Shit it should say 2nd to LAST post number is your monster in the pic.
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It better not be fucking zombies.
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>>17143689
I can barely find anything on them save for some talk about a poorly doctored picture of one on a barn. Consider this a re-roll.
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Let's see what's around the corner!
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Boom
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>>17143197
ROLL BITCH ROLL
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Just a stroll in the woods, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>17143197
rollin
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>>17143805
Ready to hunt the Mongolian Death Worm!
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>>17143197
rollin'
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>>17143197
roll roll roll
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>>17143197
Alright
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>>17143900
Poor guy

Roll
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>>17144018
Alright I'm new to this what do I Do now who am I looking for
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Rolling for ZOMBIES!
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rolling
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>>17143197
rawl
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rolll
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>>17145069
Hell on earth mode: Wolpertinger

pretty fucking easy
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I assume the environment I'll be in is my environment where I live. Pls something easy.
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rfrwe
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>>17143197
rella fella
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rollin out
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Let's get rollin
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>>17145609
Manticore. Fuck.

Well, first time doing this. Also, I have no fucking clue what a manticore is. But I think I'm well armed. It looked fast in the picture, so a shotgun to the face outta count for that. Pray and spray. I think it's bite might take me out pretty fast, so there's a flak jacket. If I didn't find/kill before food ran out, than it was doomed to fail.
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>>17143197
Davaser, Fenk
March 5, 1978
Jeremy Blitson
Clockwork
Hop Hoo
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>>17143197
Im hunting any and everything.
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Re roll
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>>17143197
Henry Rollins
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>>17143197
Rolling
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>>17147126
up against a giant anaconda, eh? no problem

i am a trained mercenary that works job by job with the reward being food; if i dont complete the job, i simply starve. therefore this job MUST be completed
i was hired by the locals to eradicate a giant anaconda that was eating their newborn children
the gear i chose is suited for the environment as well as snake hunting:
>Bandanna and clothes to prevent overheating in the jungle
>4 clips of ammo for the ak47, which is a classic jungle rifle, and it is attached with a bayonet for close quarter combat
>have a small medpouch filled with painkillers and antibiotics. painkillers are for after the fight when ive been crushed a few times by the anacondas constriction and the pain is unbearable, and the antibiotics are for all the shit diseases out in the jungle
>in case i fail this mission and there is no hope, i have a c4 brick + detonator in my bandoleer so i can take it out with me,a long with a gps for navigating back to the village, bug spray to keep the mosquitoes off, and toilet paper (you never really know how much you miss it until you dont have some). i also have a machete in the event that the bayonet wont work out, as well as for brush clearing
>i plan on hunting the snake at night when its least active and cold from no sun, so i took some night vision goggles with me
>ive also got two loaded long barrel revolvers on me as sidearms for when i inevitably need to pump more lead into the reptilian fucker
10/10 would snake hunt again
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>>17143197
> be me
> go innawoods to pee
> get lost
> mfw
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>>17147310
> mfw chewbacca
> gg im out
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>>17147272
>clips
literally go kill yourself
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rolling for spooks
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Itll be a cakewalk
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>>17147469
found the /k/omrade

also rolling
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>>17148770
Another zombie outbreak. This time it's in a small old folks community. Gated and walled of course. Makes containing it easier. Also considering most victims who have turned will be elderly they should be even less mobile and coordinated than say a "younger'' zombie. Lightweight gear for a quick job. Shouldn't take more than and hour or two to clear the place. Camera is to document and confirm kills and cross reference them with a list of all residents as well as their known associates. Boss is worried about liability. Objectives are to contain the spread of infection, dispose of all undead, and protect any residents that may still be alive. I carry a flask on me cause sometimes, you just see something that you can't handle.
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>>17143197
rollerino
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Rock n roll
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i rorr
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>>17143197
rollo gg no re
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>>17153009
here we go
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>>17143197
who
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>>17153013
Yes got Dover Demon
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>>17143197
rollin
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>>17143197
hit me up with that mongol worm senpai
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Manticore, I have tons of covering due to the manticore being able to send a stinger at its target paralyzing or killing. I have the tazer to try and paralyze the manticore as it flys. If that doesn't work the 2 flashbangs will hopefully do the job. If one of those work, I'll either finish the job off with the double barrel or the machete.
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Freakroll!
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>>17143197
I'm gonna die
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>>17153014
Hell on Earth Mode.
How fucked am I guys?
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>>17145137
Lucked out on that one
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>>17153085
Shit, forgot to mention, the grenades are shitty home-brew black powder CO2 bombs
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>>17143197
roll
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Rool
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HoE mode, hunting wendigo

I think im fucked regardless of what I bring with me
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Hell on Earth: Dover Demon, pretty ez
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>>17143197
Alright lets hunt the dover demon!
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>>17153182
same
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>>17153182
Story Time:
>Local farmers been reporting small creature tearing up crops
>one farmers recruits me to do the job
>small little fucker will learn to not fuck with a hard working mans crops once i put a 9 in em
>got keys, for my car, and knife to cut its head off to confirm the kill.
>ez pz
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Rolling for HoE
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>>17153170
alt EZmode

story to go along with it
>sitting at computer on 9th floor apartment in Montana
>look out window and see dark figure near treeline 14 miles away
>gather my things
>let the hunt begin
>be poor so no clothing
>strap ham radio to body
>grab rape whistle (it is a college town, you can never be to careful)
>grab last roll of tp
>mask because its cold
>letsdothis.jpg
>wait i forget hat
>go to elevator
>wendigo standing in elevator
>take stairs
>chase young college girls around campus with nothing but my knife and mask/hat combo
>get arrested again
>get out on bail
>go on /x/
>rinse and repeat
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Normal on Skinwalker.
>I have no firearms because it isn't possible to kill a skinwalker before you discover its human identity, therefore I packed everything needed to at least survive until I find that out.
>The machete so I can defend myself and hunt meat if it comes to it.
>I don't know if you can paralyze the skin-walker but I brought a tazer so that if I run into it I can taze it and make some marks on the neck and cheeks to look for the next day. (The human form of the skin walker would have the scars)
>Dried fruit was the closest I could get to juniper berrys (which supposedly protect you from the skin walker if you cover your body with it.)
>Mostly stuff you survive in a forest
>mp3 is to distract skinwalker if I believe that it has found me.
>Who doesn't love a good book?
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>>17153281
Map for obvious reasons btw
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>>17145137
The ones in WoW are fucking harmless lol
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Rock & Roll
Lock & Load
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Let's see who the neckbeard rapist will rape today
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>>17154261
Ok. Im fighting Hellhounds.
Hell on earth mode. Pic related its my setup.

Well. Im pretty much fucked. I guess I'll get my equipment blessed or something.
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>>17154272

>>17154272

The Neckbeard Rapist is back into the woods. Deflowering the mothman was not enough to satisfy him. He needs more humiliating intercourse, if he has to be kept from breaking loose on the rest of his peers.
Hooked on amphetamines, he sets out, his signature Rapist trenchcoat and balaclava on, licking his disgusting dry lips. He holds his machete, trembling. It is time for him to release his seed inside another cryptid.

He comes across a undead horde. Teenage corpses are walking in the woods growling. Their stomachs are trailing on the floor and they smell like dead rotten dogs. The Rapist Neckbeard's penis is fully erect at this sight. He grabs his tarp, spreads it, and runs towards the horde yelling. They turn towards him. The Neckbeard Rapist severs the tendons at the back of their knees, making them fall down. Then the Neckbeard Rapist drags them onto the tarp, and proceed to cut away their remaining arms and legs. They growl, like repulsive earthworms. The Neckbeard Rapist then opens eight jars of Strawberry Jam, and pours on all the twisting bodies. He spends many hours spreading it on their rotten skin. It falls apart as he does. He props his heater next to him as he starts to rape the first jam covered zombie. When he is done, he cuts his head so he can penetrate his oesophagus. The Neckbeard Rapist sprays his semen on all the undeads. When there are not enough holes, he makes new ones. The Neckbeard Rapist then gouges the eyes out of the heads and fucks the orbital cavity. He collects the eyes and puts them in the bottle. He then spends a day licking the Strawberry Jam off the mangled bodies. He is very excited eating the mixture of jam, his own semen, innards and black rotten blood. Then, he pulls two bombshells and sticks them up the least damaged anuses. As he leaves, the Rapist Neckbeard throws his heater onto the pile of twitching human flesh so that it explodes.
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>>17154383
Naturally, the Rapist Neckbeard has recorded it all on his smartphone and masturbates furiously inside his eyeball bottle fleshlight while watching it on his way home.
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Rawlin'
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>>17143197
roal
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>>17143197

ok
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roooooooolllllllliiiiiing staaaaaaaarrrrrrt!
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>>17143197
h-here we go
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>>17143197
roll
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>>17155433
Oh fuck the lich. Nope nope nope I'm doomed. Game over. Undead revenant? No thanks. One bullet revolver suicide. No lich is enslaving me today.
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>>17143197
Lets go camping, faggots
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Roll time
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Rollin for Hell on Earth mode, lets see how prepared I am
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>>17155670
Let's do this
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Well here goes nothing
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Going Hell on Earth Mode on this. Will back up with photos if questioned.
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>>17155790
Okay, the damned Manticore flies and has a stinger/ I'm going in the woods to negate the flight advantage (around here, the tree cover can be quite thick) and I'm hunting the thing from afar to avoid the stinger. Should it get close, I'm fucked.
Also, substitute the Browning Hi-Power for a Luger. My only pistol is a luger and for the image, I picked the closest thing.
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>>17155418
I am killing me a goddamn bigfoot
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>>17156044
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>>17143197
k
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>>17143718
its a manticore bitch
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>>17143197
This boschitt
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>>17156062
upgraded my gun for maximum bigfoot killing efficiency.
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>>17143197

lets hit it
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>>17146822
you only packed 9 shotgun shells
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>>17143197
gimme da go wendigo
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bitch you don't hunt wendigos wendigos hunt YOU
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Roll...
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>>17143197
first roll of 2016
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>>17143197
Roll
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>>17157100
>Lich
Got half way through before realizing that I would be totally fucked. I would need to survive in the frozen tundra while all the lich has to do is stay hidden and wait for me to starve.
GG no re.
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I'm claiming the devil get
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rrrrroolllling
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>>17143197
Ayy lmao
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>>17157609
I actually got Ayy Lmaos.

ROFL. REKT.
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>>17157613
A stealth mission to take out their ship / comms systems. Wish me luck.
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>>17143197
lets check what it is
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>>17143197
roll for fun
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okek then
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anuther
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rollan
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>>17158369
Normal work loadout, lets kill this hellhound
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>>17158468
too easy. zombies in muh woods, oh no. i'll be done in time for supper.
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>>17143197
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roll lol
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>>17143197
Rolling.
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>>17158611
I get Goatman, correct?
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rolll
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>>17143197
how can i play the game?
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>>17158639
Kill your parents and make it look like an accident
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>>17153180
Dover demons drown you
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>>17143197
roll
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>>17158669
Lmao almost get
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>>17158742
HoE. I have tons of military shit from my dad passing. Ofc he was in the military.

>Replace ballistics mask with green cold weather mask
>Gun for killing
>Hatchet for wood, defense
>Matches for fire
>Glowsticks for when I need small amount of light
>Meat tin for bait, the rest is for me
>Phone for help
>Wallet for identification purposes
>Smoke grenade because I might need it
>Flare if I need alot of light, or if im lost
>Lets hunt sum werewolves
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cumming back to bump
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>>17143197

>17160126
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brung it on
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HoE mode:

Pretty much the same for everything listed by OP:

Branches from Paeonia and Fraxinus, a lot of salt (couldn't find, bag of potato for replacement), lighter et fluid (or alcohol, fluid burns too warm...), a machete and a smaller belt knife, both consecrated.
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rollerino
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>>17143197
roll
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im ready
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rolllllll
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Rolling to see how i fair on a simple loadout
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Rollercoaster!
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this thread is epic
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>>17162357
Rollercoaster here,
Rolled the Jersey Devil

I have no idea what that is, but since we're all goin' Innawoods, I'll pack the things I have so I can spend some time looking for that horse thing.
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Rolling on iPad
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>>17163002
Deathworm come at me brah
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>>17163138
Tfw ur dead before you do any significant damage
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rolling.
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>>17143197
rollin
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>>17143197
This is stupid
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>>17163267
you're stupid.

ROLLIN
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>>17154383
kek welcome back neckbeard
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>>17164051
hell on earth mode.
browning auto 5 with a rifled barrel.
Call of Duty brand Call of Duty NVGs. They're better than you'd think, just really uncomfortable.
tablet PC with maps and pdf files on the joisey devil.
USB charging block.
Smartphone
Food, water, and a mess kit. Couple of firestarters. First Aid kit. Headlamp and a couple knives. A bowie and a folder.

No idea how a jersey devil made it up to north dakota but that noisy bastard shouldn't be too difficult to find out here on the plains. Plan is to just drive around with the windows open listening for it. Once found gonna follow it on foot. Leaving the keys in the car because lol north dakota. Assuming the things don't go to absolute shit I think I might be ok.
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>>17143197
roliin
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>>17164465
the second roll
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Rolling.
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>>17164766
Lich? A worthy opponent for me and comrades
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>>17143197
Love this so much ive gotta do it again. Roll.
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>>17164842
Reroll, same thing
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>>17164810
>that rifle
>that magnum
>all those molotovs
>all those bullets
>all that vodka
>4 soviet patches

What
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Rolling, time to introduce some spooks to my blessed buckshot
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>>17164854
The supresors on rifle are there to make gunshot silent. With enough of them the gun will not make any sound.
The magnum is a sword but shoot bullet.

This is advaced Russian enginerring
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>>17164869
Ok, Hellhound hell on earth mode. I can load salt in my buckshot, would have to fire very close to it, once weakened by the salt I can finish it with my iron short sword.
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Fuck me up, Senpai.
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>>17164860
Hell on Earth mode.

Sluggish anaconda in the winter swamps mode engaged.
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>>17164954
HoE
Gas mask for mist
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>>17143197
rol
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Rollin'
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>>17143197
Roll for fun.
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>>17165290
Manticore

how fucked am I?
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Rolling again this is fun
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>>17166266
>dubs again
Reroll
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Lets see whats on the menu
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>>17146822
Yeah manticores are highly venomous so you might want to pack some stuff for cauterizing wounds to prevent spreading of poison and toxins in case it hurts you.
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>>17165438
Not even close to enough padding for the face, body and eyes.
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Let's fucking start
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>>17143197
roll
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ok let's roll
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>>17143197

ITT: a bunch of faggots who have never stepped foot under a tree that wasn't planted by a human hand...
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>>17143197
roll..
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Rolls
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>>17143197
3
2
1
lets jam
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>>17143197
Rolling good sir. I'm ready for anything.
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>>17169361
Hell on Earth mode. I think I'd do pretty well against a Bigfoot/Yeti. Let the hunt begin.
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>>17143197
Rolling
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>>17169588
A lich... Fuck. How do you even kill a lich?
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>>17157633
Youre killing aliens, not highschoolers. Drop the trench coat
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>>17168601
this should work... in theory
>though I'm just guessing
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>>17143197
Oh god why
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>>17143197
Rawling
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>>17169769
Good luck with that hellhound
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Lets get this done
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>>17169791
Expecting the Himalayas so i packed for the weather
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Snek pole wulez da wule
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Alwighty gwuise hewe we go, wollin time
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>>17169588
>>17169670

Alright. So I don't think I'm going to make it back from this one gentlemen. I've got a large amount of C4 so I can either hopefully destroy the Liches body so I can have enough time to find and destroy it's phylactery before it recovers. If I can't destroy the body of the lich, then maybe I can collapse a cave over it or something. I've also got an MP3 player for the inevitable final showdown where I go down fighting, and some cigarettes.
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>>17143197
Roooolling
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>>17143197
Rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllling
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>>17169980
Well fuck it's a mother fucking t-rex.

My plan is to load up on weapons and camp where I'm dropped (In the plains or jungle I assume). I'll fortify my base and wait for it to come to me. Should not take long.
While I'm waiting I can get cozy in my sleeping bag and eat some rice+sausages.
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rolling for spoop
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Spook city.
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>>17143197
roll
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>>17170557
a fucking rabbit? reroll
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>>17170092

>>RPG with knives attached
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>>17164810
>no mosin
555-comeonnow
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>>17170564
I always wonder when doing these things, do I also bring what is needed for wilderness survival?

Anyways here's my chupacabra killer loadout
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*rolls*
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>>17170608
vs Kasai Rex. hunting a dino in the jungle. No thanks
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>>17170681
rerolling, not in the mood to hunt bigfoot like everyone else.
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Gonna roll for a good one
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>>17170799
goddamnit, fighting a lich with the only weapons I have...
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I kinda want to hunt dragon, C'mon trips.
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>>17170901
reroll.
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>>17143197
Roll
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>>17143197
ayy lmao get
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>>17170689
Manticore. God fucking damn it, just read a bit of it. It's either a deathbattle anyway. Maybe some shots would kill him but in any case I can use a shot from the gun to kill me before that thing catches me.
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>>17170878

Ew, zombies.
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rolling for hard
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>>17170981

I don't own shit for this
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kbb
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>>17172487
So I'm gonna hunt T-rex in Africa. Since a rifle round called .577 Tyrannosaur actually exists, I'll use an oldschool elephant gun loaded with that. Plan is to stalk the T-Rex, preferably find it while it is occupied with eating a rhino, take it out with well-placed shots, then take photos of it with my smartphone, upload the pictures to /x/, and finally drink my beer.
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>Ayy lmaos get
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>>17143197
Riggity roll
>>
>>
>>17143197
Whatever happened to Innawoods.net? Did they release the IPad version and then call it quits?

Better off playing something like Neo Scavenger.
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Here we go
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>>17143197

On the old colliery pit, Astley Woods M29, UK
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rolling down a hill
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>>17174734
now for the monster
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>>17143197
roll
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henry rollin'
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posting a reply
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>>17143197
I will fucking murder my enemy
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fucking reroll
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>>17143197
I am ready for some Cabin in the Woods style shittery, let's go.
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>>17170799
>>17170806
Alright, night two.
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>>17176139
Alright, eat shit mothman.
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>>17143197
rollin'
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should be easy
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>>17172586
>>17171026
>>17170929
>>17170950
>>17170806
heres to (you)
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>>17176293
Mothman a shit, a bunch of bugspray should do the trick
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transform and roll out
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Lets see what I get.
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>>17176883

>It's a wendigo.
I fucking shoot myself in the head.
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>>17143197
Rolling
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Do a barrel Roll!
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>>17143197

Roll!!
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>>17143197
please jesus, i deserve 0 on this one.
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>>17177048

Trex and some rhino. ez
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>>17143197
roll
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>>17177077
All shit I own. /k/omrade life
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>>17143197
roll
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Big Rig Rats.
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>>17169926
Looks good. Except as cool as the SPAS-12 is in movies and video games, it's actually pretty shit in real life. Swap it with another semi-auto shotgun and you should be golden.
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>>17170601
the way I see it, if you're gonna be operating for more than a day, some wilderness survival gear would be a good idea.
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>>17143197
First roll.
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>>17176372
kek


rolling
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>>17177574
zombies are boring as fuck. re-rolling
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>>17143197
Roll
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>>17143197
Rollin
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>>17143197
Rollan
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>>17177572
hmm
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>>17177582
Kasai Rex.
Going to be using a barret m99 with a S&W .500 and 10mm 1911 as back ups. Once I locate it's territory I'll try to set up on a high spot overlooking the area. Playing spotter until I find the Rex. Once spotted either take aim or move into range for a shot. Main targets will be the nasal cavity and the space between the top of the rib cage and the spine. Possibly leg joints as well in the event of a charge. Either shot should cause massive bleeding and/or organ damage/failure. If I get charged, well hopefully it's far enough away for me to dump everything into it before it closes.
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>>17177607
>>
Bigfoot get
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>>17143197

Satan here
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rollerino
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>>17179600
fuck that reroll
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rawl
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>>17179603
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>>17143197
Rollerino
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rollerino
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>>17143197
we roll
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>>17179666
>666
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lool
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>>17143197
quads get
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>>17143197
roll4lolz
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rolling give me ayy lmaos to confirm it for me
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>>17181081
reroll
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>>17143197
rollan
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>>17143197

rol
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>>17143197
rölling
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