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I'm really not a regular 4chan user but I've been on /x/ a few times and this is kind of freaking me out and idk where else to go, so... yeah.

Anyway basically there's some kind of weird warp effect going on in my room?? I was just browsing the web earlier and didn't even notice anything strange, i got up to get a snack and when i came back there was just... I don't even really know how to describe it, its like some kind of really subtle distortion thing going on?? I took a picture of it but like, it didn't disappear or anything, it's still there and I'm looking at it right now. This is really weird and honestly I'm really into science and stuff but I'm completely fucking stumped (I'll attach the pic I took, if that helps, though its kind of hard to see). Anyone have any ideas??
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Can I get a bright red circle or neon arrow for my blind ass? I don't see shit, yo.
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There's nothing there. Maybe you're just tired. Get some rest and stay off of the internet for a while, ok?
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touch it, op
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>>15800729
Not OP.

This it though?
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op was kill?
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>>15800758
That's what I saw immediately too
Looks like he smeared it in a paint program though
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>>15800711
time portal. use it.
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>>15800758
I can see it. The panels on the door are a bit warped as well.

>I can tell by the pixels
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>>15800783
Yeah, oh well.
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>>15800758
holy shit that was too subtle for me to see! xD
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>>15800801
There's also a face underneath the keyboard in case you didn't get the joke.
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no fuckery going on in photo
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House of Leaves
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>>15800711
film it OP. Put your hand in it like in interstellar.
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Hey, sorry, OP here. No, I'm not dead, I was taking a few more photos from different angles so you can get a better idea of what I'm talking about. Here's one.
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>>15800839

>>gif

no, thanks
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>>15800842
>gif
that's a jpg.
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>>15800849

omg! you are right!

there was a distortion on the forum
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>>15800839

>moves to a new angle
>spacial distortion moves with him
>smudge effects overdose
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>>15800839
Gas leak maybe?
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>>15800839
dude I believe you and I have no reason to I just have a weird feeling you are in trouble

man be careful
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HOLY SHIT SO I ASKED MY BRO WHO GOES TO PEOPLES HOUSES OF PEOPLE THAT CLAIM THAT THEIR HOUSE IS "POSESSED" SO I SHOWED HIM THIS PICTURE, WHEN HE GAVE IT THE HAIR ON MY NECK STOOD UP. THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE DEALING WITH HERE?
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>>15800839
it looks like cloaking .... a fucking alien in your room or something bro
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Touch it already goddamn you OP
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>>15800839
why did your wall fix itself
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TOUCH IT
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>>15800892
Not OP but you gotta be a fucking idiot if you think it was on the fucking wall.

Look at the pictures it's like it's standing rather than attached to the wall it's almost like it's standing between the wall and bed
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>>15800877
please fuck off disinfo
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>>15800839
>>15800893
>>15800839
>>15800893

pls OP but donut into dead :(
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>>15800855
If the distortion wasn't visible from more than one angle, believe me, I wouldn't be here. and I don't know why it looks smudged in places in the photo to be honest?? I mean it obviously doesn't look that way IRL but if parts of the photos look smudged then parts of the photo look smudged, not really my fault and I'm not here to prove anything anyway, just looking for insight/advice.
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OP is ded... for real though
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OP post moar now dude like keep taking pictures and posting
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GET THE FUCK OUT NAOW!
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Another.

>>15800745
>>15800832
>>15800887
>>15800893
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL WANT ME TO TOUCH IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
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not op but I made this.
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>>15800904
But did you touch it?
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>>15800917
Have you tried turning off and on again?
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>>15800917
took me awhile to see it, but it's above the computer in the hutch. Below the sword hilt.
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>>15800917
is it moving?

how are you able to picture it from different sides without touching it?

can you see it with the naked eye?

has anyone else seen it and can verify it?

does it give off a sound?

does it smell like anything?

what do you think it is? <--- try not to answer with idk just say the first thing that comes to mind
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>>15800917
For science
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>>15800917
put an object through it.
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I know a guy, Holloway, who can help you out.

He will explore your closet and get to the bottom of this.
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>>15800919
What are angles?
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Guys my computer screen (>>15800917) just cracked in half. Help please.
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>>15800943
pictures or didn't happen
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>>15800929
OP we need this information
otherwise why are you even here?
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>>15800917
OP are you just using yr masterful photoshop skills to trick us and show off your sick bedroom decor.
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>>15800943
pictures and this becomes good.
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>>15800957
>>15800957
OP sing us a song and serenade us with your piano on this valentines day eve, and all will be forgiven.
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Your surrounded by invisible aliens with major hard ons
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>>15800967
>tfw not awaiting impending alium orgy
OP you're so lucky :^c
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tfw you will never have a distortion of the fabric of reality in your bedroom
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>>15800917
What was in that gift bag from ur qt?
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Guys I know this is gonna sound fucking crazy as fuck and most of you will not believe me but I'm gonna tell you something that has been on my mind since the beginning of this post. I know most of you will think that I'm completely full of shit or that I can take my "opinion" and shove it up my ass but just hear me out for once in your life.

OP is a faggot.
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>>15800985
kek
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>>15800943
of course OP is a faggot. And /x/ will believe in anything that is fed to them
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>>15800985
underrated post
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op confirmed faggot if not posting the cracked screen.
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Could it be that there's a smudge on your camera lens, and wherever you point your camera to, it's distorted on the right side.
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>>15801001
Solved.
Thanks anon!
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>>15800877
Underrated post
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>>15801001
A perfectly vertical smudge?

OP can you make a video?
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>>15800929
>>15800956

K. I'll do my best.

>is it moving?
No
>how are you able to picture it from different sides without touching it?
By being really careful I guess, staying as close to the walls as possible when walking around it.
>can you see it with the naked eye?
Both yes and no. I guess it's kind of like looking into a glass of water with a straw in it?? Like, if it's a something then it's a perfectly transparent something, but i can see kind of the rough edges where the warp actually occurs.
>has anyone else seen it and can verify it?
No, no-one's up.
>does it give off a sound?
Not sure, actually. There have been a couple of times where i thought it might be making a sound, but nothing obvious enough to warrant a straight-up yes.
>does it smell like anything?
No. Actually, I think my sinuses and shit actually kind of clear up when I get close to it. But I couldn't say for sure, and either way it has no obvious smell.
>what do you think it is?
I asked first

Other stuff:

>put an object through it.
Good idea. I'll think about it.
>Guys my computer screen (>>15800917 (You)) just cracked in half. Help please.
Screen isn't physically cracked. See above. Sorry.
>OP are you just using yr masterful photoshop skills to trick us and show off your sick bedroom decor.
No but I'm glad you like my room

I'll try and work up some kind of experimental procedure based around the idea of touching the thing indirectly. Not about to potentially put myself in harm's way just to say I touched it.
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>>15801036
op, this is the best thread on x for a while, post some video and it will be really spoopy
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>>15801036
just jump into it OP.
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post more pics or videos you filthy nigger

Also, how is Adam doing?
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livestream op pls
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>>15801054
this
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>>15801036
>it isn't moving
then how is it in a completely different location in your room in the third photo?
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>>15800880
ayyy
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>>15801063
lmao
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Try using the subtle knife.
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>>15801036
FUCKING TOUCH IT, PUSSY
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every time i fall for it and i sit and wait while OP fucks it up.
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Why do you morons even entertain this garbage? Are you really that bored?
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>>15800985
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>>15800711
>>15800711

I advise you to measure your penis from the base of the top to tip. Then put your penis in the rift and pull it back out. Remeasure your penis then tell us if there is any change in length.
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>>15801103
this
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>>15801098
Entirely, yes.
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A simple case of swamp gas.

Nothing to see here, folks.
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Throw a paper airplane at it.
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Grab a video of it
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Change your name to Mandela Berenstain of New Zealand.
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>>15801023
>>15801043
>>15801054
>>15801155

Getting ready to poke/film now. If I fail to deliver it'll probably be cause I'm dead. Sit tight.
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>>15801230

Do it faggot, poke the rift. Use your penis!
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>>15801230
godspeed op. be safe, and don't put metal in it, it might be ball lightning.
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>>15801230
come on m8 i made popcorn already
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>>15801235
What if OP causes a black hole to happen and it sucks all the sperm out of his penis?! He'll be infertile forever!
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>>15801230
op has come back to life
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>>15801248
OP doesn't know what he's doing. That's pretty apparent now...
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The warp has obviously also distorted OP's time, which would explain why it takes them an hour to ever post fucking anything
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Shine a laser pointer through it to see if it destroys that
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>>15801264
Cause you've got a PhD in random room distortions.
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By destroy I mean distort*
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>>15801296
Maybe it will destroy...
Either way, sounds like a fantastic idea.
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>>15800917
Is it the valentine?
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show me da goods op, I want a video
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Okay, there's a chance the space bubble sucked in OP and he's dead now.

But with him missing, Lomack is still not revived, and I'm not yet a Wizard... I'm starting to lose faith in /x/
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>>15801394
You want Lomack to come to you?! Everybody calls themselves "/x/" on here so Lomack is going to come to /x/ and be part of the board for a while...
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UPDATE: Yeah, okay, I get it. I'm not fast. Sorry. But I'm not dead either. And I got some pretty decent footage, too. Where should I upload to?
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>>15801409
YOUTUBE, DIPSHIT
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youtube
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>>15800711
>>15800758
>>15800839
Someone care to explain what's going on?
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>>15801416
Be nice.
>>15801409
Glad you didn't get sucked in. Yeah, youtube works. Or any of the cloud storage (google, mega, dropbox). I doubt /x/ is picky.
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>>15801416
Stupid question. I'll have to use my old account. Uploading now.
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Show us a video, camera distortion is insubstantial
1 hour between posts may be the length of time is takes for him to doctor these photos.
MS paint detective waits in the shadows...
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>>15801409
Bing Videos.
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This thread made me hype then I realized nothing ever happens on /x/
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>>15801432
I too will play MS Paint detective. Also, I'm bff with Lilith so truth shall reside with me.
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>>15801425
Op has a faulty sensor in his digital camera
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>>15801442
Lilith is the plural form of "night creature"

Lel it sounds like some whore tricked you into thinking she's a princess
again!
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>>15801449
>>15801442

Lileth is the Qlippa of Malkut.

I think he was talking about a person from /x/ anyway.
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>>15801462
>Lileth is the Qlippa of Malkut
That's nonsense
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Bad MS paint is bad. Try harder faggot
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>>15801470
Did you even try reading anything in this thread?
It's attitudes like this that cause time distortion bubbles to appear in peoples rooms...
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UPDATE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r77AjsE2jUg

There it is. I tied a stick to a chair, and pushed it carefully into the anomaly. Nothing happened. Well, the stick warped, but nothing more. When I pulled the stick back it was intact with no visible marks or deformities. Which implies that this is nothing more than an optical illusion or a concentrated distortion. Swamp gas, maybe. But I'm really honestly not convinced. Gas doesn't just stay in one place like that, does it? Especially not in a vertical way like that. This is messing with my head. Also sorry for being so slow. Trust me, I'm slow at /everything/ (I'll spend like 20 minutes typing a text to make sure its all worded and formatted right and stuff). Not that I expect you people to believe that, but TBH I really don't need you to believe me, I just need to know what the hell to do about this.
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OP, if this is real, try to take measurements near or in it, like temperature. Also, if it's a space distortion, then the sound should be distorted too. I see you have some audio recording tools, try this : put a microphone behind it or in it. Walk to the opposite side, say something. Get back the microphone, listen for your voice to be distorted or something like this.. Post your results.
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>>15801432
woh.
It behaves like a 3d object from those angles...
weird
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>>15801487
This
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>>15801487
Good idea. That'll be my next test.
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>>15801492
I advise you try "scanning" it's shape with the stick by waving it down top to bottom.
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Also, put your stick in it, and move it around while recording.
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>>15801500
I irrationally insist you stick your hand in it. Maybe the camera.
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Be careful OP... some of these suggestions are dangerous!
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>>15801485
do another vid where you move your camera around a bit to prove it's not a fault with the lens or camera effect
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>>15801510
Good plan, will do.
>>15801517
Not my hand. Maybe the camera.
>>15801492
Yeah, it does. Otherwise I'd have absolutely no qualms about saying swamp gas and calling it a night. But this is just fucking creepy.
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>>15801485
This is making me doubt this thing even more.
take a video where the camera moves around the object and you'll have some evidence
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>>15801524
swamp gas? do you live in a swamp?
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>>15801530
Every city in the Western hemisphere is built on top of a swamp
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>>15801524
Put your dick in it. Let's see some distorted wieners. Also, you'll be the first person in history to fuck a concept of physics.
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>>15801485
Move the camera around, please, OP.
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>>15801492
>>15801524
Looks like it's shaped like a giant light diffracting thin thumb, smooth with no features.
I want to see the bottom, any vents or translucent material? That's an obvious no but it was worth asking.
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>>15801534
Evidence of that statement bitch?!
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>>15801534
clearly you havent been to Arizona
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>>15801530
Nope. Didn't say 'swamp gas' was a perfect conclusion, but at least I'd be able to sleep.

>>15801523
>>15801529
>>15801538
Jeesh, fine. Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Cvy9iQQHA
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>>15801549
it's a dick

op is rusing us with effects

goddamn
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>>15801547
I'll note that down, thanks
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>>15801549
There's just something worng with your camera, OP
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>>15801487
Me again, try to put a light behind it and film while moving, to see if the light is also distorted. Sorry if I demand too much things, but I keep having ideas
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>>15801549
it is something on your camera lens.

clean lens
go to sleep
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It's a gateway to hell. Totally fucking legit. See of you feel different when aproaching it.
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>>15801549
>nothing
your camera's just fucked op
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>>15801549
Yeah, this looks like a camera effect. Either that, or you filmed it while standing in the center of the distortion.
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Well, I'm going to get some snacks at the supermarket, I want this thing solved when I get back. You have 30 minutes.
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>>15801543
from what I can tell it could be a very thin piece of bent clear glassy material.
>>15801549
did you... just stick the camera into it and turned it?
I'm pretty sure they weren't asking for a panaramic but a run along the wall, ya know, with you manualy holding the camera.
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>>15801535
Underrated post
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>>15801549
OP, I'm surprised as someone claiming to be fascinated by science you don't do the obvious and test for space-time anomalies.

Go get a bunch of timers or watches or clocks or some time keeping device. Place one outside the room, place one inside the room and place one as close to the distortion as possible and see if there's any funky business from proximity and presence. Make sure they're as exact as possible or you're going to have to start calculating for error a whole bunch.

Also I guess get something like a bunch of string, cut it into precisely even lengths and see if when tied to something one string shows less tension or appears to reach quicker/slower or whatever would indicate a spatial abnormality.

Your camera and eyes and everyone here can only tell you so much, in fact they can only guess the only way you're going to figure anything out is with physical tests. If all else fails take your Katana out and slash at it, but don't blame me if you end up in Feudal Japan.
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>>15801568
>>15801579
ok, so I wasn't imagining things
>>15801570
alright MS paint investigator will try
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>>15801570
Well, we've narrowed it down to either dirty camera, or he bought a new app for his iphone that has filters.
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>>15801549
Op suggestion: Shine a laser pointer through it and see what happens.
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Take some shot and throw it through it. See if it catches it.
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>>15801591
>>15801586
Great ideas. Also, walk around while filming.
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>>15801596
*shit
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>>15801597
update?
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>>15801587
2 1/2 inch distortion lines
presumed to be flat or upper arm width and curved, adolescent human height
blurs seem to be centered on grey colored objects
diffracts upwards...
I think it's a full grown human distortion sitting... on your bed
and you haven't even touched it yet
or you have too much time on your hands
that's all I got
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>>15801549
Effect is moving with camera. Definitely fake. OP you should have been moving around in a circle with the camera pointing in the center as if you were walking around the distortion. That would have been a bit more believable
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>>15801647
I know
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UPDATE: Okay, fine, I'll take some more footage. Here's my agenda.
>More shots hopefully establishing once and for all this isn't a fucking camera lens problem.
>Laser pointer, if I can find one.
>Toss camera through anomaly.
>Scanning shape with rod.

Then I'll do some of the more boring tests and post the results and data and shit.
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Might want to stop sticking things in it in the case that it may be you time traveling back to present day, and he's only partially formed and it's bending the light.
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>>15801664
yay :3
btw ms paint detective still with you on this
It wasn't moving with the camera because your camera was right next to it, if you put your finger on the distortion in the panning video it moves.
So in a sense i believe it is not a camera error.
But that means it's physical, at any rate a good hoax if it is one.
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>>15801664
Good man. Just be careful. If this is some sort of weird rift, which to be honest scientifically speaking isn't actually impossible just very unlikely to occur at our convenience to observe, you might injury your very material self. Try to keep your soft fleshy limbs at a safe distance from the area literally clefting reality.

Alternatively instead of a space-time distortion what we could have here is a rare Dark Matter cluster creating gravitation lensing. In which case there's very little you can do to tests it since dark matter doesn't interact well with anything we use to make sense of physics aside from gravity. Then again were this gravitational lensing the amount of gravity the dark matter would have to be producing to even cause that much visible effect in a small area would be significant enough to feel at that distance.
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Does James Randi do house calls?! OP can get the 1 million dollar prize, right?!
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Do you have a pet, maybe a cat? Toss it through.
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>>15801535
Top kek ×8
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>>15801647
I was moving in a circle. Or at least, as close to a circle as I could. My bed pretty much takes up all the walking space in my room, leaving a U of floorspace. The anomaly is on one of the arms of the U, preventing me from really getting a clean 360 shot. I'm taking some more footage right now. I don't know if it'll help or not, but like I said, I have bigger issues right now than conquering the skepticism of the /x/ community.
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I stayed up 5 hours just for this shit, goddamn it
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I wish this was real but it's just a dodgy lense or some paint job.
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>>15801748
So am I. Would much rather be sleeping.
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>this thread

Holy fucking shit /x/. Are you really THIS easy to b8?
No, fuck that, I'm going to start working on a master b8 and post it here. You guys are too fun
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UPDATE: Another video, hopefully discounting the 'lens problem' theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO-Z0RFkwA
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>>15801791
What took you so long? Weak CPU?
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>>15800711
It's called the motion after-effect and it's completely normal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_aftereffect
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>>15801795
That wasn't the only thing I filmed. The rest of the vids are still uploading, cause yeah, my CPU's shit, as is my internet connection.
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UPDATE: Laser pointer test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXZWZxyTZWA
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UPDATE: 'Scanning' with wooden rod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi9JFMMUkkQ

Sorry about the mask, I know it's lame, just don't want my face out there. Now I'm gonna try tossing the camera through the thing.
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>>15801796
It can't be a motion after-effect. That's a neurological effect that obviously can't be picked up by a camera.
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>>15801827
Actually the mask is dope, I've been waiting for an excuse to ask about it and tell you to put it on.

Anyway that distortion is really weird. It's not perfectly symmetrical. Can someone splice and add up the silhouette the rod makes? There seems to be some sort of odd shape to it.
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>>15801827
>mfw the stick has two splits way down
>mfw the distortions joins
>mfw those are legs and torso
>mfw I don't have a face
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>>15801827
This could be huge if real. And I am starting to think it is real. At least OP is not faking it. I'm still not sure what "it" is though.
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>>15801841
oh fuck. it does look like some strange silhouette. OP THATS A FUCKING PERSON
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>>15801827
It apparently has a head...
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>>15801841
>>mfw those are legs and torso
Yeah that's the impression I'm getting, a bipedal form and imperceptible appearance raises a lot of implications I think OP would rather not want to think about.

I'm talking about that Predator mode, son.
Might not want to sleep tonight, or at least in there anyway. I'd even suggest calling the cops at this point. That shit ain't natural.
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Fucking OP opened a spacetime anomaly that destroyed the 4chins servers
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Are we back? What happened? And why so conveniently? I was sure they literally shut it down once we confirmed the shape of something humanoid.

OP are you there? What the hell is going on? 3 people confirm strange sounds at 3 AM, OP sees the silhouette of who knows what. Man, if OP comes back saying he's "fine" and there's nothing to worry about you KNOW they got to him.
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lurking for moar
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>>15801827
ms detective is so spooked he used a pencil.
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Oh boy here we go. Dis gon b gud m80s.
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can't tell if this is a troll or wat
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>>15801898
Confusion noted. Now sit down and shut up until you have something worth posting to add.
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>>15800813
what is this??
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>>15801591
>>15801823
this...BUT blow some smoke through laser pointer, to see if the distortion bends the light on its way through.
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>>15801827
Although it seems humanoid, the torso is grossly exaggerated with rather short legs. Get the fuck away from that thing
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>>15801827
The Predator.
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If you have a towel or something with a grid or checkered pattern or just anything that isn't unifomly colored, put it behind the distortion and take a picture. It will be much easier to make out the shape of the thing.
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The walls of room are usually put in by people that don't give a shit. Walls are rarely 90 degrees or symmetrical. OP, buy a level.
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>>15801927
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>>15801936
do dis opie!
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>>15801918
>>15801936
>>15801945
Watch the rod video, we've already got a pretty good image of what's there.
The rod is particularly better than other suggestions because the motion demonstrates it's not just the camera or OP messing with a sheet by flapping it or whatever excuse would stem from gas and textile.

OP takes a solid object and that thing's going nuts visually.
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Is op kill?
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>be OP
>be 15
>discover after effects
>make spoopy vid to totally troll the internet, dewd!
>???
>profit
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>>15801827
>Now I'm gonna try tossing the camera through the thing.
Famous last words if I've ever heard them.
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>>15801827
Why is the neck so long?!
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OP you need to find some people who are good at physics and study that fucking thing. The fact that it moves with the camera angle means there's a degree of refraction going on, and if your pix aren't just really good shoops, then this could have useful implications for space travel. Hurry the fuck up OP and conduct some experiments.
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the government got to him
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>>15801960
this

it's really basic

you people are dumb
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>>15801960
>>15801999
government shills covering up the fact that op found something paranormel
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use two mirrors
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>>15801999
Someone already showed an alternate spectrum of the images that confirms there is no shoop. From working with many shoops I can tell you that it is unlikely he is faking.

>be shitposter on /x/
>see something that contradicts what I've only been told
>obviously there is no realistic conclusion to draw other than FAKE
>I'm not a dumbass I swear

You're as bad as the people who say alieans would never visit this planet despite the existence of UFOs and there being 0% accountability as to what they are. In my state, you would have probably failed the standardized tests for school, because you clearly don't understand elimination by default.
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>>15801549
It's staying in the center of the camera, it's an effect. If you made a vid of you holding the camera and moving around in different directions we would be able to see if it is in one place or not.
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>>15801939
You're clearly fucking stupid. A level? Do you even use tools IRL?
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>>15800839
PhotoShop Clone Stamp
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>>15801791
Um... now I don't see any distortion?
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>>15801999
(nice trips)

In a rare show of support, I'm just gonna applaud OP for putting ANY effort into it at all. Running a stick along a door to show a "distortion field" and actually showing a distortion field? It doesn't matter how fake it is, that is 8 billion times the effort of "look at this S" or "I saw the number 222 AGAIN" or "miley cyrus kil?"
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op is kill
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>>15802021
I can hear the tinfoil crunching on your head from here.
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>>15802035
It's more of a 'crinkle'. Like a cross between crisp packet and nappy.
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This is how OP did it - he's wearing one of those LCD embedded hoodies.

Nice try OP.
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>>15802061
I've got 1974 on the phone, they want their kitchen back.
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>>15802061

No.
There no is same effect.

If really fake, i dont have idea how to do this.
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>>15802061
Green/blue suit.
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>>15800917
slice it with your sword
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>>15800917
Fart in its general direction.
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OP touch it
>>15802072
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>>15801823
Op do laser pointer test again and use spray bottle (or any type of spray) to pick up light from laser pointer and see if it's distorted. If so, you could be walking through dimensions every time you leave your room
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>>15800711
>OP's having technical problems with camera
>/x/ discusses it as if its a paranormal phenomenon

/x/, you never amaze me with your stupidity
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>>15802107
*never cease to amaze me
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>>15802110

>can't figure out how to delete his own post, calls others stupid
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>>15802110
Aww, that little rush to correct yourself before someone points out you're a fucking idiot. How cute.
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Fuck I was gonna tell OP to get the fuck away from that thing right before servers got fucked. Poor bastard is already dead.
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>>15802134
>Poor bastard is already dead.
You talk like you have some idea what that distortion is. Do you?
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We need to rule out the possibility of it being a guy in a green morphsuit and then overlayed with footage of the same type, OP needs to at least move his camera, instead of rotating it.
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>>15802139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-O8sjpoTK0
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>>15802152
actually kek'd
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>>15802071
I've been saying this since we moved in!
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>>15802120
>uheuaheahueahea i pretended not to understand a typo on 4chan hiehehhuaha that maeks u le dumb xP

Why does every other board suck
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>>15802160
/lit/ is pretty cool.
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>>15801827
The way the stick moves looks weird as shit to me. As if someone is on the other side holding it. Fuck you.

>>15801791
>no cracked screen
fgt

Berfore I reach the end, I'm caling it. OP is some type of art fag (come on, he makes music) and is just having fun with this bs and you're all taking the bait.
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>>15802160
>angry
>adjective an·gry \ˈaŋ-grē\
>: filled with anger : having a strong feeling of being upset or annoyed
>: showing anger
>: seeming to show anger : threatening or menacing
Heuheuheu.
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>>15802120
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>>15802177
Why don't you go shitpost and meme somewhere else.
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>>15802177
I'm not surprised you're absolutely shitter shattered considering your need to attempt to "win" over nothing. You needn't announce it though, and your dead memes do nothing to mask the rage. It's gonna be okay.
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>>15800896
ur a wizard harry
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>>15801036
nigga u probably have a gas leak or something thats why it clears up your sinuses when u get close to it.
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It may be a hoax, but it's a good one, OP.

Better than those "OMG 3am knocking" threads
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>>15802242
>stickscan
My sides have left this universe.
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>>15802248
I agree. Even if this is fake as hell, it's still one of the most interesting threads on /x/ I've seen in a while.
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>>15802242
It looks like it was... moving. See how the right shoulder is so much lower than the left?
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>>15802262
I think it was watching OP shove a stick through it
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>>15802262
>implying it's a shoulder
It could just look like that anyway.
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>>15802061
the drawer on the lower right is having one of OPs physics time warps.
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>>15800711
So this is kinda like House of Leaves?
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I fell asleep before the videos and now OP is gone.

did we lose another one? /x/ just eats through OP's it seems. Rip
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What happened to OP, anyways?
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>>15802291
OP is kill ;.;
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last year i was in a hotel, and every time i stepped through my hotel room door, it felt like my balance got distorted, every fucking time. i went through that door 100 times and every time i fell the same weird feeling. other people didnt feel anything when passing through that door. idk what it was.
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>>15802242
It seems we are dealing with some sort of cryptid in the same veins as a Grimace (short legs, small pointed head, obese).
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>>15802120
lol, u mad cause someone is tellin you the truth?
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>>15802312
Crap. I kek'd.
>I think you just made a new SCP.
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>>15801535
>put your dick in it
Interdimensional glory hole.
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OP pls tell me you have a kinect.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6YTFQfxTq0

was gonna post this last nite but the gov shutdown 4chan to keep cover up.
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>>15802332
>paranormal activity
>was a good movie
lel.
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>>15802332
>youtube error
dafuq!

thats a great idea too, though OP will definitely say he has no kinect.
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>>15802242
Alright, I think I worked out what we're dealing with here.
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>>15802342
Good Lord, its happening.
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>>15801827
Looks fucking human. But it isn't corporeal because the stick went through it. Ghosts don't interact with electronics well, anyone die recently? Just throwing it out there. Everyone else is saying predator.
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rip in kill OP
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>>15802160
>>15802184
>>15802315
>>15802196
>>15802207
>same
Butt status:
() Not Blasted,
(X) Blasted.
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>>15802352
>Ghosts don't interact with electronics well

The fuck are you talking about? Says who? Did you see that on 'Supernatural'?

Retard.
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OP pls. Reunite with us.
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>>15802379
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>>15802029
At least this guy figured it out.
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>>15802379
>2100 - 95 + 10
>not enjoying Supernatural

However, I do agree with your post.
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>>15802312

Yep, are more "fat".

Overflow layer effect, maybe?
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>>15802262
Could be from breathing, but it must take some heavy breaths.
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Could be an image projected across time and space. Distortion could be the cause of the oscillating image.
Maybe you could see if there is audio attached to it. Gotta find the right frequency though.
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>>15802379
EMF
bro, do you even ghost
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>>15800919
the distortion is infront of the door!
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Fuck /x/ has become desparate
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>>15802030
look at the panels on the door
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>>15802342
I legitimately kek'd at this
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It's obviously OP's dad in the fourth dimension trying to give him the coordinates to a secret NASA testing facility.
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>>15801827

Wait...is it facing the camera? If it's a person then it shouldn't look like that at all angles. Should try measuring at all sides then we will be getting somewhere.
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>>15802512
kek
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>>15802543
I take it a lot of you are just coming in and unaware of 4chan going dead roughly 11 hours ago for a good 6 hours.

Look at the jump in time here >>15801862
>>15801877
That post was OP's last post for a good long time. We won't be getting anywhere if he did something unwise during those 6 hours.
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>>15802556
>We won't be getting anywhere if he did something unwise during those 6 hours.
rip in peace OP
it was a good ride
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>>15801485
It's either an optical illusion created by you in an attempt to be clever or you are using mirrors, possibly attached to the camera or a program on your computer.

It seems off and not genuine.
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>>15802543
And do this in one take. When the camera is moved to another angle keep recording and keep it pointed at the anomaly.
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>>15802585
There hasn't been a single video yet that demonstrates that it really is a 3 dimensional anomaly
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>>15802590
IT WILL NEVER CUZ OP IS KILL
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>>15802541
Murph pls halp
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>>15801827
Ok that's spoopy
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This thread was actually entertaining before 4chin died. I was generally intrigued, fake or not.
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>>15802541
Just a regular down to earth country dad.
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It dawns on you, OP is now trapped on the other side hoping against hope /x/ figures out where he is and sends help, or sandwiches or something -- anything. Just acknowledge his new existence over there on the other side.
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>>15800938
NAVY NAVY NAVY
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>>15802359
>anyone that gives a legitimate explanation
>must be samefaggin
lol /x/. You guys just eat up anything and don't want to listen to any kind of real reasoning.
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>>15802670
If I wanted real reasoning I'd be on /sci/. I'm here for the fantasy!
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>>15802397

fuck off with your faggot tumblr shit
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Have you considered throwing balls of paint a la Johnny Quest at it OP?
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So.. Op is kill?
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>>15802071
Top kek
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>bump limit
>we will never find out what happened to op
as it should be
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>>15802730
yep, and now this thread is at bump limit
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We need to initiate another stick scan
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>>15802751
with what OP if he aint here?
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How long ago was OP's last post?
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Op could be sleeping r-rite?
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>>15802799
couple of shit ton of hours ago, like at 2 maybe
>>15802811
maybe, maybe it was day time there, idk
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>>15802799
>>15802811
OP's last post was 17 hours ago. Right before 4chan went down for 6 hours. So he has been gone for a while.
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>>15802849
>>15802799
2 in the morning of course
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why op gets to travel in another dimension, i want that too ;_;
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>>15802852
Well then, that's quite unfortunate. RIP thread.
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>>15802985
OH FUCK
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>>15802985
OPIE!!!!!!! TALK TO US!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
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>>15802985
than htfu and give us some new videos/updates to our questions.
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>>15802985
OP IS ALIVE!
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>>15802985
So... did you put your hand in it?
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>>15803009
or call the buzz?
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DID YOU TOUCH IT OR NOT
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>>15802985
how do we know this isn't just the distortion figure pretending to be op?
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>>15803033
bc u can see the distortion in the pic
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>>15803037
>>15802985
apparently the activity seems to be active in the same spot
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OP is konfiirmedd keel
>illumunutii
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OP stop being a bitch and update us!
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>>15802985
Well I'm glad, but I still want to call dibs on the mask or Katana if...you know.

Anyway, make a new thread before this one is kill and fill us in on what happened and what your thoughts are.
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>>15803070
Okay, I'll do that.
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>>15803075
come on, link it!
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>>15803053
Ironic shitposting is part of the cancer killing /x/
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>>15802985
tfw my boss has caught me lurking 2 times already and op is still a faggot..
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>>15803096
Tell your boss you'll see who's laughing when he's got a translucent humanoid figure in his house and has to figure out which employee to call to make the night.
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OP, you really need to start filming and rotate the camera around it, preferably as you blow smoke into it. And what happens if you open and close the door "through" it? If it's standing in the way of the door as it appears in your pics then try that. As always, film everything and keep uploading, I'm enjoying your thread.

You have a nice room btw.
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>>15802262
Could have scoliosis...
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>>15802686
>implying /sci/ is more than just "halp wit my math homewrk pls!!!"
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>>15802985
What the fuck OP, since you returned shit's been happening to me as well
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