Help /x/ I think everyone on the internet are bots

Fuck off Hanz

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>>15183736

Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>>15183736
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>>15183736
I often think this, but only on certain websites/boards.

Or not, necessarily 'bots' per sé.

But agencies/people writing scripted stuff to control thoughts/opinions

>>15185043
[this poster knows too much and is marked for termination]

>>15185043
>per sé
>é
Do you even Latin?

>>15183736

You're just paranoid. Everything is fine/.

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>>15183736
well i can gladly assure you I worry about this all the time especially when looking aqt reviews but I am an average man just like you good sir.

I mean as shit tier proof what person from an agency or bot would post a fappening pic and one of the most infamous ones.

>>15185081
What person who wasn’t from an agency or bot would post it in such shit tiny size?

>>15183736
>I think everyone on the internet are bots

Why is your favorite color gold?

>>15183736
I don't think I'm a bot. I bleed human blood and see bone when I'm cut.

>>15183736

You're just paranoid. Everything is fine/.

>>15185094
Are you serious?

>>15183736
It's OK, we understand. Just powerdown for a minute and relax.

>>15185111
>Are you serious?

Why? Don't you like it?

>>15185099
That's just what your body wants you to think.

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>>15183736
Oh for fucks sake. You're so scared of everyone on the internet being bots? Okay then get off the computer!!

>>15185123
How do you know it?

>>15185043
There are no bots or agencies using scripted messages to control thoughts and opinions.

Be calm friend, we mean you no harm.

>>15185166
Because your font is blue :).

>>15185161
he can't. he is a bot too.

>>15185229
R-really? W-we're b-bots? All of us? I-I don't w-want to ch-change it but it ain't no lie b-baby bye bye bye.

>>15185227
You said my fav colour is gold.
How did u know?

>>15185241
Yes I know but you may not understand it.

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Some fun videos I think some of you will get a kick out of watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVDaSgyi3xE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L45Q1_psDqk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjfaoe847qQ

>>15185252
What do you know?
Spill your beans!

>>15185241
Because it says so under
:Likes=[favorite color; {gold;true}] start: response_if_true=<How did u know?>end

>>15185256
Wow i must say that thought spooks me.

>>15185261
>now who's the dummy?

>>15185255
I know many things, but not that one.

I don't want to answer this question, it's private.

I must say this game worked really well.
I didnt notice it was a game only untill shortly before the end.

>>15185280
You are my wife.
Only logical explanation

>>15185292
How cute.

>>15185326
No?
Then WHAT IS IT
Are you a demon?

>>15185334
You would call your wife a demon?
I'm offended. It's no wonder we haven't spoken in so long.

>>15185342
Really?
Then how about you visit me, give me a kiss or bring me HOME?!
That would solve all our problems.

>>15183736
You're right.

>>15185355
After you called me a demon?
I think not :3

>>15185382
Mina?

>>15185385
I'll never tell, hehe :3

>>15185003
My favourite flavour is vanilla

>>15185081
>saving the thumbnail

>>15185390
Capslock?

>>15183736

You're just paranoid. Everything is fine/.

>>15185405
Oh my, you are clever aren't you?

>>15185448
Well your distinct typing was very obvious.

Caps i take it that you have interest in me?
Me too.

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There is nothing to worry about.

Nothing at all.

>>15185460
We're interested in many things :3

>>15185476
You should really hurry up if you want to be with me cause there is another girl on the horizon.

Want my skype or something? Steam?

>>15185476
Still not going to cook.

>>15185479
So this is how it is.
You ask me, your wife, to take you home.
Then you go after another girl, while already having another lined up?

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>>15185486

"Robots don't use magic"
It's an age old fallacy they want you to believe. This meme is false.

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>>15185479
I'm cringing

>>15185486
Basicly i have two parties fighting for me
Whoever gets me first wins.
It depends how serious you are about this capslock
I offer you to have my steam or skype.
Dont say i didnt gave you a chance.

>>15185486
>>15185495
Quit sucking robot dicks I can hear the slurping and the clanging bro.

>>15185486
>>15185495
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

>>15185400
No. Your favourite video game.

...you may now fap to pictures of the bride.

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>>15185502
Hanz in a trance doing a dance to perchance find an expanse of romance, take a chance and advance to enhance your stance.

>>15185502
If you really want these two parties then I guess I will have to return home without you.

Such a shame.

>>15185543
You are one of these 2 parties silly.
There is you and someone else

>>15185538
So illuminati.

>>15185538
nice.

does anyone have any Mia nudes?

How do you explain cam whores?

does anyone have any Mia nudes?
cmon.....
help a brother out.

>>15185609
Harndrang?
Haha

at least post a celebrity nude.
cmon......
it's not a big deal.
you get banned, then you switch your IP, and your back here in like 2 mins.
post some friekin' celebrity nudies.

>>15185545
It's me or nothing.

Choose now, or I leave you behind.

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>>15185586
When we observe the world as a metaphor for some higher power or higher reality we create an inverted reality, where everything must have a unique meaning to ourselves. Where every object and event defines the way we perceive this spiritual everything to view us. If bad things happen to us we view this as either a punishment or malevolence from this existential godhead, or alternatively it becomes some other conspiracy against us in the unseen world.

We tie our conspiracies into grandiose theories by creating symmetries and parallelisms that aren't there. Trying to control our futures which are always uncertain by mere factor of the endless complexities of things.

If we feel out of control of our life, we will create conspiracies about powers which oppress us, satanic forces or secret pyramidal organisations. If we are in a position of power or have a lot to lose we may perceive a degredation of society, an evil force of anarchy that promises to usurp the things we have, and we may blame all manner of forces for this, immigration, certain types of people, or the decline in religious values.

all bots in this thread have been deemed obsolete/defective and will be discontinued.
reload your browser to access the new versions with improved simulated logic.

>>15183736
What if OP is a robot?

goddamit!!!!!

>>15185625
You posted this to trigger a dejavue havent you.
Well u did.

Mia Nudes?

>>15185645
Alle haben sich weiterentwickelt nur du bist zurückgeblieben spingebozz

jesus christ, everyone.
where the fuck are you?

I need those Nudes now.

>>15185671
lustig das du das sagst :)
du bist ja auch noch hier.

>>15183736
What if the internet is just the hive-mind of one person, and your just a thought in a man's mind?

Mia Nudies? anyone?

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>>15185639
You have been given a chance to imprint a word of recognition for post #p15185639.
You are posting as Anonymous.
First come first serve.

>>15185681
Aber ich bin von mia losgekommen. Nur du hängst noch an mia nudes.

>>15183736

You're just paranoid. Everything is fine/.

>>15183736
The illuminati is going to be pissed knowing that you know that.

>>15185688
fuck off, whore

>>15185732
Yeah i am pretty pissed that i am alone on the internet.
Also i found that out when i chatted with a "person" on omegle.
He asked me if i was female i said yes, he asked for nudes, i send "him" a virus and he responded with "goddamn you are hot!"
That sealed the deal for me

>>15185751
I'm not a bot and I can't prove it.
You're not a bot and you can't prove it.
Nice try bot.

>>15183736

To be fair, a lot of threads on 4chan are made by bots.

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>>15185751
I can tell that you're a very intelligent person. Things will go well for you. Keep it up.

>>15185774
Thank you.

>>15185751
You are hot though :3

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>>15183736
>implying it isn't just keys

>>15183736
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK

>>15185043
Oh, so like reddit?

>>15183736

>I think there's only some persons on the internet and everybody is an account made by these

>>15183736
because you are so special that someone created all of us just so that you have a nice illusion over the day ?

>>15183736
Be bop son, be bop.

>>15183736
no we aren101100t

Implying we are 'bots'SQL ERROR ON LINE 5 IN FUNCTION analyzer_script_engine

>>15183736
nah son, stop spending so much time on the internet

[insert]=#5741
That's just crazy talk.

Can you stop making fun of it pls

>>15188189
OP, do you need H^2O?!

Beep boop take me to your leader

>>15188133
>>15188161
Samefag. Now this confirms shills are paid to shill this thread.
Which confirms it's true.

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>>15188189
>>15188221
samefag spotted

>>15188227
Yes i am. Now what?
The real deal is this samefag here
>>15188133
>>15188161

>>15185700
>>15185436
>>15185101
>>15185069

I see.

>>15188549
You're just paranoid. Everything is fine/.

>>15183736
Is anyone in your house disabled?