Hobeast OP here. I came home to this note on my door. What

>Hobos
>Paranormal
Jesus, /x/, your standards have fallen to a new low.

>>15120789
>Hobeast

Wat? Did I miss something?

>>15120789
Call the fucking cops already... Show them all the evidence which proves he is mentally unstable (mask video, what he recorded and gave back to you and the "I know where you live" note which was a clear threat) and is harassing you and leave the rest to them FFS. Act all willful and outraged when trying to pressure the cops into doing their job, threaten to tell the press if necessary.

>>15120810
>>15120803
see >>15120480
I've been following his story for a while now, it's some freaky fucking shit

I can write myself notes, too, OP. Nothing paranormal here.

Holy shit I kinda stopped paying attention. Things really got good. Or this is one of the most epic trollls ever.

>>15120873
I don't feel like reading 20 different threads with 300+ replies each.

Sum it up in greentext.

keep the mask op. see what happens

>>15120885
>guys buys shit ton of land
>finds out homeless guy is living in an old trailer on said land https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyOW7yYFNc8&list=UUfEztiADRTPr5o4Dvp9XQKA
>freaky noises and shit in the woods on multiple occasions etc
>strange footprints in mud found
>weird guy walking around in mask https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaUFoDvoFGE&list=UUfEztiADRTPr5o4Dvp9XQKA
>eventually gives and gets camera back from guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-bUGmxxfk
>...?
>op running out of data can;t post as much

he has more videos on his channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfEztiADRTPr5o4Dvp9XQKA

>>15120915
Wait he gave the hobo the camera?

>>15120915
Thanks.

Why the fuck hasn't OP called the cops? Does he even have a gun?

>>15120919
iirc he left one a shitty camera outside his house

>>15120919
I believe he left the camera outside to see if he would take it or something, and he eventually got it back
>>15120923
he doesn't have a gun but says he feels fairly safe, and I think he has placed those traps by now, in all honesty if the hobeast fuck with him he's legally able to shoot the guy and I'm pretty sure it knows that too

>>15120923
Dumbass bought land and built land far away from civilization in the middle of nowhere in Canada and somehow didn't bother to buy a gun for protection. Says he's got a bear mace - yeah good luck with that... Hey OP! Game over man. GAME. OVER.

>>15120789
RETURN THE MASK
OR SUFFER MY CURSE

>>15120940
I think the hobest is just fucking with him for fun, it's probably boring being in the middle of forest in a trailer all day

>>15120933
>he doesn't have a gun but says he feels fairly safe

He should get one. If this creepy fuck is going around in a mask and threatening him then he needs a gun just in case.

>>15120940
>Dumbass bought land and built land far away from civilization in the middle of nowhere in Canada

Oh great. So he would have to travel quite a few miles to get a gun. Who knows if the hobeast will be waiting when he gets back. Or trashed his place.

Shitty camera? Didn't he get like a bad ass gopro?

>>15120789
ITT
typical /x/ kids getting rused by elaborate OP rusemaster.
kudos to OP.

wait...can someone please elaborate on the fact that Hobobeast recorded this on OPs camera then gave it back? at one point was hobobeast filming OPs house? all of this points to this being some RP bullshit

YOU MUST KILL IT!

IT IS A FAILED WRITER FATHER!!!

>>15120789
>Hobo staying on your land
>Has sticky notes
I'm catching on to you OP.

>>15120974
like he would just leave a gopro outside for a hobo to take

>>15120992
he also left the sticky notes and a pen in the hobos trailer.

nothing can be debunked yet. sure you can have hunches somethings a bit off, but no one has solid proof any of this is fake yet and it's been like a month..

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Nice mask op!

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>>15121005
Where are my fucks?

>>15120951
>>15120940
Its the perfect plan for trolling /x/, I've used it before a few times.

Then I learned you can apply for a liscence to use/own a rifle...

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>hobos
>leaving sticky notes

It all smells so much like bullshit, I fail to understand how anyone can fall for it.

>>15120933
>>15120923
He has an ax and a can of bear mace

>>15120974
He had a crappy spare and a memory card lying around

>>15120992
>>15120983
>>15120975
>>15120940
Jesus fucking christ guys, don't hop on board if you don't at least MAKE AN EFFORT to read the archives.

>>15121022
see:
>>15121224
Literally all the information you guys need is in the archives

this isnt the real op fuckheads

>>15121022
OP left notes and pen for the hobo like 2 weeks ago.

>>15121245
I'm not going to resort to trip codes, but it is actually me. The real OP.

>>15121307
alright prove it. pic of gopro, bear mace, axe, and after that post a ss of you youtube account

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>>15121317
Shouldn't this alone be enough proof?

>>15121339
i guess. im just mad you had to ruin the story with this stickynote on door thing. 9.5/10 though, had a great time since thread one

>>15121228
>>15121250
Oh how convenient that he left him everything necessary. Well then:

>hobos leaving notes
They just run away when there's trouble, hobos want no problem.

>>15121356
I don't control what happens anon.

>>15120789
AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT READS "IT WANTS THE MASK BACK?"

"IT"

>it

>>15121364
was about to post that.
OP, does it says "IT wants the mask back"?

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>>15121395
Yes. You'll have to excuse that it's crumpled now. I had thrown it out.

>>15121406
so whats the mask. did you grab anything? i left about when you called the police cause i assumed it was over. maybe it wants the peanut cup thing

>>15121421
I grabbed it in the last gopro video it was hanging on a stick.

>>15121426
well give it back. how much battery does the gopro have? maybe you can hide the gopro and record wherever you leave the mask. also can we get a pic of where the mask is atm

>>15121434
It is in my house. On a coffee table right now. See the original image.

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>>15121441
I still believe in you, Op

>>15121441
okay, so what about the gopro recording thing

Why don't you set a meeting at a special place and at a special moment. Maybe he'll come...

Be nice to hobos.

There are plenty of legends about beggars being gods testing humans.

>>15121472
Or maybe "IT" will come.

>>15121489
Well no matter it is if he calls some friends to go to the meeting with him, at a place where you can see it coming ( I mean not in the middle of the wood ) I don't see how it could be dangerous...

>>15121472
Some candles and a hefty steak... Gonna end up like Beauty and the Hobeast.

>>15121503
Alone in the far lands of Canada, nobody would know if OP is boning a beast...

>>15121514
Nobody but us. I bet their children will be beautiful little abominations.

op you should put a cake in the hobeasts trailer with a copy of MBDTF, let him know you really appreciate him and get him to like kanye, he'll have yeezus and MBDTF

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>>15121522
It seems they already have...

>>15121457
It's a possibility, but risking the loss of an expensive camera scares me.

Sorry for the delay is response. Went around the house and made sure all the doors were locked and windows were shut.

>>15121575
Did you actually see him ? I mean his face ? You now know he knows how to write, so he went to school, then it's not a " beast ".

>>15121585
I have not seen his face, just his face masked. Whatever is going on seems like the result of one intelligent person and something else (or him pretending to be something else).

many in hollywood are in the group of monsters
[email protected]

Did you respond to his note ? If not maybe you could ask him who is he, or if he's alone...

>>15121544
This, although that's a real step down from yeezus

>>15121639
what. yeezus is death grips for college kids.

>>15121650
Yeezus is the greatest album of all time.
Th'Fuck outta here.

Leave a note saying:

TELL ME ABOUT HOBEAST.

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

Leave a note saying:

ur a faget

>go on /x/
>think of some spoopy story
>have alot of land
>have shitty mask
>decide to make a story
>have it written all out
>come make alot of threads
>people believe this story is scary and real
>makes a movie out of it

you guys are fucking retards still
let me make a video of NOTHING and it is "spooky"

>>15121707
Well it's good for me, I'm a novel writter so this work as a sort of inspiration

>>15121707
>be a tripfag
>go on /x/
>shitpost

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>>15121707
oh look a tripfag is saying something

>>15121596
do you have pictures or screenshots of the guy in the mask?

hiw did he get that mask ?
man i was in your first thread and i was tryin to follow it but it got to complex with your threads and people who ask for you etc

>>15121707
>>15121728
he's right thought
I hope every last one of you dies, you're all fucking worthless and this board is garbage because of you
please die all of you

>>15121596
I fucking hate you. Why are you doing this? Do you get hard making up shit like this? Fuck you anon.

>>15120915
>guys walks onto a bunch of unused land
>finds and old trailer
>standard forest noises
>his own and some animals footprints in the mud
>video tapes his friend in a venetian mask making stupid noises
>op makes some super spoopy videos
>/x/ shits itself like the absolute retards they are
>op running out of ideas

kill yourself, seriously I know you believe this shit I want you to believe there is someone directing an immense amount of hate and vitrol at you right now, die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

>>15120789
>hobeast

My fucking sides. Is this really the direction the /x/ stories are going? Paranormal hobos? What next? Cursed fleshlight? Haunted outhouse? Niggers from outer space?

>>15123552
Hey now, my flashlight really is cursed

Jesus fuck just let the damn guy finish this story. And all of you that are new to the story? Read the rest before posting. Get some perspective. Those of you who come from the other parts of /x/? Sorry you have to see the thread. Maybe you should filter it?

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I believe in OP. I was here for the original thread, so I'm sure it's legit. Go OP!

>>15120946
What's yer offer?

It took me a few hours but I read all of this.

OP I have a suspicion I know who you're dealing with here, or perhaps what you're dealing with is more suitable. Learning you're in north west Alberta has led me to believe this is related to Dunvegan.

Dunvegan itself is very haunted. It makes it into a lot of the Creepy Canada books and those things. There is always tales of a women on the bridge, the statue becoming animated, the light at the top of the hill etc. Not to mention a brutal murder with the body never being found.

Or maybe it wasn't murder. I have a few friends who grew up in the general area and they've told me about what they call "The Dunvegan Lifestealer".

The myth is this entity makes a deal with someone seeking it. In exchange for a life in solitude with it at your side it will grant you one favor (murder, framing, revenge). I have never heard anything about it wearing a mask. That part is odd. My one friend has encountered it. He said it was speaking within an enclosed slide with a loud shrill voice asking him if he wanted to make a deal. While I got farther into this he gave me the coordinates of the approximate location after I asked for them: 56, -118

How close are you to there OP?

>>15125552
56 -118 is in southern alberta;
interestingly enough though that's directly on a crossroads. OP is way too far from that location for any relevance.

>>15125944
I rescind my statement. You could be right, that just about in the right area for OP to be. Plenty of farm land, and forests to the north.

>>15125552
Now I'm legitimately afraid. My house is about a 20 minute drive from Dunvegan and a 20 minute drive to those coordinates (at least the closest road). Also the river on my land runs into the larger river both those places are on.

What the fuck.

>>15126003
what if YOURE THE HOBEAST

>>15126003
What if it's the lifestealer and it made the pact with the old farmer and got to live in solitude in those woods?

>>15126003
ahahah. I get to use network analysis and find where you live now. Provided Canada has free road data.

>>15124197
About tree fiddy.

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>>15126003
I'm gonna go check these coordinates.

>>15126207
if you find a cool lamp by any chance (you probably wont) can you pick it up or take some nice pics of it?

>>15120789
Give up

>>15120810
Just a guy making youtube videos dragging us into it. Successful troll

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>>15126207
Found the slide. The area goes down to the river and it's a little camping area. Nice place actually. A friend I haven't hung out with in a while called me up to get some beers. I'll be back tonight.

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>>15123383
>>15123389
>>15123413
Jesus fucking christ man, were you raped by the hulk or something? This amount of butt hurt is almost incomprehensible.

>>15126599
did you find a lamp?

also what the fuck are you gonna do about the mask

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>>15126701
I wonder what'll happen if he takes it off........

>>15126758
dont do it

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>>15126782
Why not? Would that not be part of his master plan?

Have been following your story for the past few days, OP.

1. Get a fucking tripcode! In the skinwalker thread was an Anon imposting the OP, making shit up. But OP found out and told us. I don't believe a word you say unless you get a fucking name, m8.

2. Why are your posted pictures upside down?

3. When did you recieve the note? You said you have to go for a few days because you had no internet. Is this from today?

4. Hobeast went to you fucking house door. Are you shitting your pants? No seriously, I can't seem to find any emotions in your posts. What are your thoughts on all of this.

5. What's your plan? Are you going to give the mask back? Do you call the cops? Do you wait 3 days?

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>>15126782
>>15126817
He could take it, He's a pretty big guy.

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>>15126824
Captcha: 44u

>>15126833
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>15120789
I've been follwing these threads since the beginning.
The photo op took of the mask un the woods was white and never mentioned taking it.
Ops picture is a gold mask.

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>>15126867
Or maybe he's just wondering why someone would get so butthurt over a fucking meme?

>>15126833
>>15126867
Why is this even a thing?

>>15126893
>not recognizing copypasta

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>>15126893
>>15126867

>>15126893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq8F0Bb6Xg

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>>15120789
Hey OP, can you do me a favor and post your youtube? I want catch up on the videos I missed.

>>15123552
>Cursed fleshlight
This has potential. Someone please write a story about using a cursed fleshlight in a haunted outhouse.

>>15127473
The man walked into the outhouse. The ghostly shit sat there, stinkily.
There was a curved fleshlight sitting in the shit
The dogs don't/

Saving this thread from 404

Welcome back, OP, been waiting for ya. Why don't you try leaving the mask in the trailer and hiding somewhere to see when he goes in? It's about time we got a good look at Hobeast.

>>15126599
I sent this to my friend. He said this is where he encountered it. He told me more details about the legend that I'll green text.
>usually refuses to show itself to others even when they make a deal
>the deal taker will be punished if he breaks the oath of solitude
>if it wishes to make a new deal it will kill the current deal holder

I linked him the thread. He's never posted on 4chan before. Hopefully he will explain more.

>>15126902
I lub dis pic

>>15127473
I remember that day. It was the same as usual. Marisa john and I doing our usually routine if booze and cigarettes. It was slight over cast, the wind smelled of rain and heat. It was humid and my body was sticky and sweaty. Marisa and John had been together for years. I secretly ecnvied their happiness. Their love, and their bodies. Youthfull and sensual, while I remained frail and weak. We had always hear of the old Seymour house. Same as any small town haunted house tale. Patch worked stories of half remembered rumours; he killed this one, raped that one, burned that thing. There was no proof or a concrete evidence of what happened to Seymour, he quiet literally disappeared. There was the one known fact, Seymour was a sex addict. Not in bedded many women sense, but rather he would stay inside and play himself like a flesh fiddle. I had slightly identified with the strange lonely man. I too would pull away at myself a hours of the day. It was release. If was pleasure. It was escape. He may to was trying to escape. Maybe that's what happened to Seymour, he found true escape.

>>15130329
"Come on don't be a pussy!" John john said to Marisa. "No its creepy and that sick pervert lived there, I am NOT going in!" "Fine, you'll come right Simon?" Simon? Was that me? I had almost forgotten my name, very few ever spoke to me, they didn't much like the fact I was quiet and strange. "Yeah, I will. I wonder what's in that pervs strange abode?" "Why you gotta talk like such a fag dude? Alright babe wait here." John and Marisa sucked each others face like oxygen came from human lungs. The house was two story Victorian, built in the late 1800's. The green shutters complimented the off white siding. There stood two oak trees on either side. One had a beat up swing attached, the other hung low almost resting its weary branches on the old mans home. "Yeah heard this dude just jerked off all dsy. what a fucking loser!" John knew I was unsuccessful with women and he teased me about it boarishly. "Yeah I know right? At least get a fleshlight!" I gasped, I hoped I didn't say what I just said. "A what? One of those fake pussys they make out of porn star vags? Oh man Simon don't tell me you stooped that low." I had, and it was a beautiful step to take, I loved me fleshlight. It brought me closure and happiness. I named her bonnie. "What?! Of course not man, what kind of werido do you think I am?" Of course I had to lie, but I believe john knew. "Whatever man let's go inside I hear there is a huge safe that no one could open"

>>15130366
As we entered the home I couldn't help but notice the beautiful landscape. A fkutain to the right near the low hanging tree. The multi colored brick walkway leading to the 4 steps with bronze railings. Seymour may have been a perv, but a perv with good taste. "Alright its locked, let's try to back way." As we moved around back I noticed a window that displayed the living room. I almost screamed at the site. "John! Hes-hes here alive!" "What the fuck did you just say?" John responded half sacred and half confused. "Right there on the cha-." But the words escaped me. The figure in saw was gone, but I knee I saw it. I didn't tell john what I had actually seen. "What there ain't nothing there let's go!" But there was, I saw Seymour, he had a fleshlight also. It was a beautiful model with the lip and butthole attachment. I sw his glorious pervy cock, it was crooked and long. With gray pubes running up the shaft. He was dead in his eyes pumping away at the pseudo vagina we both came to love... And came in. "Yeah its open!" John shouted. I ran to the back door to meet him. "Dude I'm gonna check upstairs you chekx down here." "Yeah alright" I spoke half interested. The home was still in good shape, it had only been 3 months since Seymour's dissaperance. I examine the modern kitchen. Food still in the Pantry's and refrigerator. The tabel was set as though he was having dinner with his polyurethane pussy. I entered the room where I saw seymour. The TV was on, volume muted and was playing a DVD. Gianna Michaels was being analysis violated by a large man. It was beautiful I almost dropped my pants and sat into the chair adjacent when I heard a scream. "Simon her up here holy fucking shit!!"

>>15130329
mannn

fleshlight guy pls stop

>>15130398
I bolted up the carpted stairs that led to the shouting. In johns hand he held hr same fleshlight I had seen and 5000 dollars in cash. "Dude I found his fucking stash! Look at these pornos and lube, this guy must of never left the house!" John counted he money but I was more concerned with the pussy. It was a beautiful piece I needed it now. "Uhh I'm gonna go check out down stairs some more." John let out a small "yeah sure" while I was half way down the stairs. I approached the room again with my cock half hard and my balls dripping. I couldn't wait to fuck this plastic cum catcher. I noticed something strange though the video had changed. Now there was Lisa Ann fuck deep in some old mans lap. I hardly looked at the screen before I had the sweet lips of the fake pussy around my virgin dick. I pumped away for a good 5 minutes before she stood to take the man inside her. As she stood and turned luscious and vital body around I noticed the old mans face. It was seymour. He stared at me. Challenging me. Telling me. "Is that all you got boy? Fuck that thing like you mean it" I was shocked and beyond horny, my brain didn't even register the fact a dead man on a pornonwas giving me jerk off encoragment. It was another 10 minutes of hardcore pussy fucking that I was able to explode. And as I did my semen was sucked from my body, through the fleshlight and into the TV. Eventually my whole soul was absorbed. I was there, in the film with lisa and Seymour, and it was time to lose my virginity. "I don't know what happened" said John to tbr town. "We went in and the next thing I knew he was gone!" They will never know how happy I have become. Father and son, fucking porn stars till our bodies failed.

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>>15126898
Hobos are scum, don't know why OP hasn't killed it yet. OP is either a Pussy or faking.

>>15130440
Because he's not a raving sociopath.