I need help /x/
I been hearing weird noises outside for weeks.Sounds like heavy footsteps and a weird sighing grumbling.Whenever i look outside there's nothing to be found,no footprints no feces no disturbed foliage.
Just now I heard tapping on the sliding glass door which leads outside,gathered the balls to check and found pic related.
What the fuck is it, what the fuck would leave such a thing on my patio. Am I in danger?
You should lock your fucking house up, call a friend or send a text explaining you think someone's outside, find a nice corner, and hole yourself up with a weapon
Don't call the police. They can't help you until after you're attacked. But you can leave an anonymous tip that some weirdo is peeking into people's windows and smashing shit up, like lawn ornaments. Say hes a black guy with a gun. A car will show up and scare whatever off
I already did earlier while waiting for the gift to be eaten
Excuse my bad drawing skills
Figured I'd leave the bunny candy in case it recognizes bunnies
For weeks. If a: this is real and b: this is real and c: you were in danger
You'd be DEAD by now! FOR WEEKS! I mean, do you think strange noises outside your house will give you cancer?
I think it's mad or I don't fucking now but the supplies are gone and there's a bloody hair clump in their place
No predator worth anything would stalk someone on /x/ for weeks. So either a: op is a lying idiot, b: op is a freaked out spaz in no danger or c: op is living out the adorable children's book, "The Least Dangerous Predator." In any of these scenarios, OP is, perhaps unfortunately, in no danger of dying, at least not by anything making weird noises near their home.
Forgetting to eat or breath, maybe...
Quick, OP, I know exactly what you're facing! Make a balm of ketchup, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, and sugar. Heat it, mix it well. Strip nude, cover yourself in the mixture, and spread yourself out on the patio. It's the only way to end this threat for good!
You know what they say, "You make the the mess, you clean the mess."
I own a big knife and katana for exactly this reason. Also competent in using them. Should have mentioned that before suggesting you interact with this. Fear is your enemy at this point, remember that.
Here's what hit the house.
It reeks kind of like rust and barf
It's probably the wandering Asperger's wizard who just wants to be your friend but forgot how to speak to other humans due to its awkward composure.
Probably a qt ghosty.
Had to look that up never heard that term before.No I don't have anything like that,I have a vase kind of similar.
I'm torn on torching it cause then I'll lose the physical evidence but on the other hand burning it might elicit some form of retort
Thhere was noone there so I lookesd around and this fucking thing was movingg aroujnd the bushes.its gotta be 7feet easoly
I'm inside havving a fucking heart attaccxk X,what do I do?
That was my idea, but at this point he should impale the flaming meat on the end of the machete.
Also agree with this anon, take weapon with you though. Also, try to get pics.
Machete and cleaver it is,been really quiet outside which is both comforting and unnerving.
Gonna burn meat now,should I burn some kind of herb or incense with it?
I'm in a small town in the mountains called running springs,california
Burning was a fucking mistake it smells even more putrid now
Even, or perhaps especially, if it were a retard swinging a cleaver like a hammer I would avoid for bodily health. Can be used close about as easily as the knife. Just extra chop less stab.
Apparently you can survive being stabbed 19 times, haven't heard such claims about cleavers.
For whatever reason, my pic of my Mossberg 500 is gone from my phone.
Fuck me I didn't even think to do that...and I don't know if I wanna go out and do it now since that smell is probably appetizing to it.
And fuck my bro isn't here and no reply to my texts.shoulda been here by now big time
Fucking skin walkers probably took it.
I only have the one.
Perhaps you were meant to eat the food. It might be confused because it was a gift to you. Another plate with gifts might cue it to return. I'm guessing it would identify the format of interaction.
Maybe give it some clothes it could be shy.
I have this much 10mg ambien,think that's enough to do anything?
It's already proven to have eaten sweets, it ate the whipped cream/pie(?)/m&m mixture he first laid out. the cream is a safer bet and it'll be easier to mix the crushed pills inot
Crushed the pills and mixed it into cat food,gonna bolt out and place it down
There's a huge amount of rustling and the birds are going off again.rustling sounds like it's on one side of the house then instantly the complete other side.
FuckFUckfucvk no no it's inside Ithink it got my fuvking cat
uuugggghhh don't do this. we're not doing this. if THIS is the best you got to end it with, I'd rather you just let the thread go cold and die than pretend the "monster" is posting.
Fuck yo wolf pack!
OP has a friend helping him
using fake blood. Using his own Pubic hair as a prop. Some how the monster has a fucking pen to draw back. tells friend to lye down with foot in image, puts fake blood around
Enjoy cleaning the mess you dumb faggot
As a propmaster I can tell you no studio stocks severed animal limbs or bones/teeth.
I can also tell you that that blood looks 99% real or it's an expensive professional quality blood. I highly doubt anyone in a boonie city like where OP lives would even have that.
But continue telling yourself it's fake if that helps you sleep during those lonely dark nights.
So why in the actual fuck can some freak monster know how to post on 4chan clearly it cant spell but it has the brains to read a captcha
My best bet is that it was a serial killer if this is "real" at all
As >>14964133 said, as well as, well, everyone is assuming that the thing stalking him has sub-human intelligence. Bad drawing skills doesn't mean it's not intelligent. Maybe it did all this shit on purpose JUST to freak him out.
Speaking of, is OP dead?
I don't reckon it's real. 1) Because it's 4chan, and 2) because it's /x/. However, I do think it's cool and I don't mind playing along. Like with the Marble Hornets and Ben Drowned things.
My worry is this)
What kind of psycho keeps old random animal bits just lying around.
I also wondered)
Maybe OP fucked with the wrong person & got a hit put on him?
Either way, suspension of disbelief makes this a fun post amongst all the tarot readings ayy lmao tulpas and slender
Looking at the post where OP found the notes with the copied drawing and the key symbol thing, then comparing to the supposed 'monster posting' I have to agree 100%
Also, I think OP was done with the post about it being inside and him going outside for a cliffhanger ending.
Oh, hey, nice to see you here on /x/. I thought you mostly stuck to youtube
OP IS NOT KILL????
Also OP get yourself a trip. Post a pic of your tiki head guy from a different angle with a timestamp, and get yourself a tripcode. Don't want random fags fuckin this up
The fucking walker or whatever he is hasn't been around for some time. I'll post when something happens. Right now my main priority is finding out where in the fuck my brother went.
Looks like a football trophy. Maybe pewee or powder puffs?
>slow "aiming" swing at the middle ... slow aiming swing at the middle
>OH YEAH! FOCUS MODE!"
>slow practice swing at the middle
>WILD FUCKING SWING ALMOST MISSING, TAKING OFF THE TOPS