When the angels come there will be no more satellites.

Angels? Don't you mean demons?

>When the angels come there will be no more satellites.

But, but I paid good money for my DISH TV and HBO.

How do you know?

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>>14910803

They told me.. Ever since the Higgs-Boson particle was created at CERN I've been contacted.

>>14910783
Some might consider them demons

>>14910798
Yeah for real this is fuckin bullshit OP what the fuck

>>14910936
It's not bullshit... it's the first time I posted on /x/ about this but this is my reality.

>>14910774
Are you talking about Evangelion's angels?, don't worry I'm a Eva's pilot and gonna save humanity from the impact ;)

When do they come?

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>>14910982

They'll be coming with a comet in November

When angels come, nobody needs satellites

>>14910995
Why would they come with comets, angels don't need comets to travel, maybe the energy of the comets guides them?

>>14911009

I asked them the same question.
It's not the comet that's bearing them, they are bearing the comet.

>>14911009
>>14911023

http://www.astronomynow.com/news/n1209/25comet/

>>14910922
I'm effreeed ooff perteecles thet theengs, tell me-a mure-a.

>>14911031
That was 2013, which was last year.

>>14911032
They said our species time has come, and cited that feat as a source.

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Better prepare your anuses.

>>14910774
Maybe this is because project rosetta??

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>>14911023
bearing them you say? We have glorious Putin to stop those dirty angles

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>>14911047
I didn't spend tens of thousands of years trying to re teach the humans everything they've forgotten to have some stupid jellyfish fuck it all up.

>>14910774
Okay, Jaden Smith

>>14910774
Where will they land?

>>14911086
go away spirit science

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>>14910774
>>14910922
>>14910974
>>14910995
>>14911009
>>14911023
>>14911047

Roleplaying is for faggots

I fucking hate you queerbaits, why cant you go jerk your dicks some where else

For fucks sake

>>14912147
Because you fuel their enjoyment