Shit is getting very real in Siberia
>Hollow Earth entrance
Let's just pull all the theories out and lay them on the table.
>"A scientific team has been sent to investigate the hole and is due to arrive at the scene on Wednesday," The Siberian Times reports.
So, we'll know more by next week then?
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
When the smokes starts coming out grab sks and go inna woods because shit is gonna get very real.
does anyone else hear something at 3:55? a break in the constant noise, followed by what has to be a form of muddled language
gimmie facts or at least a good link to said facts
>Not knowing its jolly jumpers jeeps
>Faggots keep saying something something teeth
This is actually a bit interesting. Based on how earth has formed around the hole, it looks like rather than something falling there from above, something has penetrated through the surface from underneath. Like a big mole hill.
K. Why not just going down and check if there's something?
I've heard that people living outside the major population centres saw huge cylinders enter the ground, hence the hole.
The insane elite or hostile E.T.'s have delivered a doomsday weapon into the Earth that will trigger the apocalypse.
It's been a pleasure gents, but I'd rather die when I choose to.
Brb, I am become an hero.
I actually saw someone once correct a person posting about being a prima donna to "Pre Madonna" and we all thought they were joking until they revealed this is actually what they thought it said.
I always love how you /x/ folk are so interested in "facts" and then just accept any spurious thing thrown your way that sounds cool. I mean that, I do love it, it's entertaining as fuck. Don't ever change /x/.
>oddworldy chanting starts coming out of the hole
>suddenly people drop everything they do and head to the hole
>blank stare and stiff bodies they all walk into and fall down the hole
>2days gone by
>40million people have fallen into the hole
>military sends in a robot with camera
>the pit is endless
This is sort of like the thread where those guys found something in the ocean and were sending scientists to it and /x/ got all excited and when it turned out to be nothing, they all claimed cover up.
I'm thinking this is probably methane gas either exploding or popping out of the ground, since there were scorch marks and the disturbed earth is around the outside of the hole...
Either way bad news if we're losing out permafrost secured methane.
this is a view from a helicopter
notice ground around the hole, no grass
this video is from may
seems like another hole, because there's grass around the hole and the hole it'self isn't as large as in the news, also do watch this vid because there we can see that ground keeps falling in the hole
what I want to say is, that there are several holes in the area and for some reason they hide it in the massmedia
I just realized. The way the dirt is around the new hole is. It's scattered around the outside of the hole, either an explosion created the hole or something came out of it.
If it just sank inwards, the ground around would be grassy and sunk inwards like you said.
whatever it is both regional and global media hid the facts
as always nobody cares about ordinary people
they must have something related to nvo if global media covers this
anyway, I don't think we will find out the truth
I'll keep an eye on this, a group by the russian academy of science was dispatched there, whatever they publish I'll try to provide a translation for /x/ as soon as possible, also I'll ask a friend at rt to keep me updated on this
>See this on /x/
>"Man, this shit is stupid... Lemme log on /b/ for some laughs
If yellowstone blows up, the whole planet will not have summer at least one year, this will cause extreme famine and an unprecedented crime level in urban areas, I mean people will not dispose of the bodies properly thus turning cities in centres of infectious diseases, that's what fema camps and those coffins are for, if I was in america I'd get supplies, gasmasks and ammo for two years and would go innawoods, there'd be always someone awake at my palce to shoot marauders and whatever would lurk too close
thats what i was thinking, with how smooth the inner crater looks, its as if all that rock was cleaved off of the rest of the rock and then spilled over the rim
it also looks like possibly an explosion given how the hole fans out to form that inner crater, like the pressure had room to expand,
on the other hand, it doesnt look like the dirt was thrown far enough away to have been an explosion, something slower
regardless, shit is fuckin wierd yo
Natural gas, Russian scientist have been sent to to investigate further since it's in a region where most of the so valuable Russian natural gas is at and a lot of money could be in danger.
Nothing spoopy about this.
yah, the scorched part kinda threw me off, but come on man, that thing is fuckhuge, especially the hole under it. you'd think gas would just come out a smaller hole at higher pressure instead of blowing up a whole block of rock, also what was the ignition source if it was methane?
also, you do know how hard it is to ignite methane right?
well then. thats quite a different view than the one in the news
i mean look at that shit nigga, that has to be at least a hundred feet down, maybe even a hundred meters. and what the fuck is up with... is that even the bottom? is that a pool of sewage or a fuckhuge cavern?
/pol/ has been discussing this for days. There's talk of the Lake Toba supervolvcano going off sometime soon too.
Ahh the sounds of gasping teeth, takes me back to my days of drinking space while clapping air with my nails...
easy, the anglo-american zionists have told their ufo buddies they need to compromise russia's gas production b/c ukraine issues
>highest death toll in gaza in 5 years
>big beef with russia as they in turn take stance against the west
someone call george noory or the alex jones hotline!
it's either a fucking sinkhole or a typical dumb russian teenager fucking with his grandfathers weapons and threw a grenade on the fucking ground
None of it is paranormal what so ever.
>typical dumb russian teenager fucking with his grandfathers weapons and threw a grenade on the fucking ground
Close. Not a grenade, but a teenager having an ND with a Nagant while it was pointed down.
The thing that pisses me off is that I can't seem to find any pictures of this sinkhole being explored. Broke-ass Guatemalans can't afford a drone? If that happened here, you'd have kids flying shit down it every damn day.
The earth is clearly trying to take a poop
And the fifth angel blew his trumpet, and I saw a star fallen from heaven to earth, and he was given the key to the shaft of the bottomless pit. He opened the shaft of the bottomless pit. And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.
You forgot the bugs:
3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.
>Given the crater's proximity to a natural gas field, one theory is that the hole formed following an explosion, caused by a mixture of gas, salt and water igniting underground.
A good theory, but the shape of the tunnel is too regular and clean for such an explosion. Still, there are traces of heat and the hole was no doubt created by a force originating from below ground. A concealed beam-type energy weapon is the most plausible explanation I can think of.
What was it used to fire? Possibly it was only a demonstration, to warn against new financial sanctions placed by the US against Russia, due to the Ukraine situation.
If you want to go full tinhoil hat, then I suppose the high temperatures created by such an energy weapon could counteract HAARP by disrupting tension in the atmosphere. This could explain why the typhoon approaching Japan last week disappeared so swiftly.
even if Yellowstone erupted today it would not block out the sun in fucking Asia. It's a huge volcano and it would be a catastrophe but it wouldn't be that bad. The major effects:
>All areas very close to Yellowstone destroyed by heat, pyroclastic flows, etc. and then blanketed in thick layers of ash
>Ash spreads out across neighboring states, which ones depends on the direction the wind is generally moving, more than likely some will go into Canada
>Thinner layers of ash hit big farm states like Nebraska, Iowa, etc.
>Water supplies polluted
>Possible water/food crises in some areas
pic very much related.
Ah, ignorance! How I dote on thee.
Supervolcanoes - in fact, all volcanoes - block out the Sun the world over to varying degree. An eruption on the scale of what the Yellowstone caldera is capable of, let's call it Volcanic Explosivity Index 7 (the last time Yellowstone blew it was a VEI8 btw), has in fact occurred in recentish history.
To wit, the eruption of Mount Tambora in 1815 which led to 1816 being named "The Year Without a Summer", named so for the June snowfall and widespread crop failures that not only led to dire poverty and famine, but coincidentally gave birth to two great icons of horror, the Vampyre and Dr. Frankenstein's monster, created by the interminably bored Lord Byron and Mary Shelley, respectively.
tl;dr a volcano named Tambora is responsibility for modern horror literature
Sinkholes are fairly common in Central/South America. Erosion doesn't just happen on the coasts, comprende?
As for exploring them, I've been down two myself, one of which had yet to collapse. They're pretty awesome, but in the end they're just big ass holes in the ground.
>Possibly it was only a demonstration, to warn against new financial sanctions placed by the US against Russia, due to the Ukraine situation
Jesus, the idiots started posting again.
>look up this WTC5 business
>"shitty construction led to partial collapse after getting struck by pieces of falling debris"
>hence the hole punch areas
>that was chunks WTC1&2
One of the more telling things about this analysis is the assumed the fires were burning at... 400 deg C aka normal office fire temperatures. Check out the piss-poor girder work that somehow managed not to completely collapse:
Notice that this happened in an "oil-rich" area. There are drilling and extracting oil all around. These sinkholes seem to happen most often in similar areas where oil mining is happening. Look at the sinkhole in Louisiana. It appeared soon after the Deepwater Horizon oil "spill" which depleted untold amounts of oil. Also, the LA sinkhole popped up near salt a giant salt dome where salt mining has been happening. Some theories speculate that offshore drilling inadvertently punctured and emptied the salt dome, which created air pockets which were then filled by methane and oil rushing in from deep below. It would make sense, then, to connect these sinkholes with mining activities. Its probably due to softer earth shifting abruptly after long periods of time and falling down into deep pockets which had been previously filled with salt or oil but had been depleted as a result of mining. Now, what caused the holes in the first place is a mystery. Something that obviously happened long, long ago. Maybe air pockets forming when the Earth's crust was still liquid? Maybe aliens.
The neck of the hole is too smooth. Best guess is it was a sinkhole forming into a natural gas deposit that went boom, which is what created the crater.
If it were something digging its way up, the hole would have collapsed around it and closed.
I Dont give a damn about some big ass hole
This looks like that episode of river monsters where electric eels were allegedly wrapping themselves around people in rivers and killing them, leaving huge jet black burns across their chests and neck.
It's an episode, not pictures. Look it up yourself, go trawl through watchseries or something, see if the documentary is on there. The presenter is jeremy wade if that helps at all.
I Dont give a damn about that either or you son
The Daily Mail puts stuff up fast and sometimes fail to check all the facts but many times I've read something that sounded like total bullshit two or three days before every other site picks it up. The Guardian is a wank rag for students.
Jesus did return, in the form of a stray puppy in Thailand. Some kids put firecrackers in his ear and stomped on him until he was dead.
That was the nice return of jesus, all pomp no circumstance like in the good old days
Nono, It says "end world" because the part of Russia this happened in is known by locals as "End of the World"
My day has been one big laugh riot, thanks for contributing to that anon i really mean it
>hole appears in Sibera
>US sanctions Russia
>white house goes on lockdown
>Israel attacks Gaza
>WWIII about to break out over downed airliner
We are literally about to go to war over Russia about this hole, and the appearance of the whole prompted Israel to being their final world domination campaign.
Is this start of the Biblical apocalypse?
The largest manmade drilling hole was also done in Russia.
They set the world record in the 70's and made huge scientific breakthroughs. The the project was put on hold. They picked it back up in the late 90's, and again made huge breakthroughs, but all funding later pulled and the project cancelled.
those pictures are from 2 different incidents in Guatemala city, some people gone missing forever..
http://www.prensalibre.com/noticias/realizara-proceso-similar-informe-Conred_0_273572920.html (link from a local newspaper with video footage)
Doesn't sound weird to me. Advanced technology is real. Must be a bunch of baby raping satanist shills on this board. Yippee..
That's it, end times, I'm calling it. A giant gash has appeared on planet Earth. We're dead. D-e-d, dead. Hope y'all have tried to redeem yourselves for the lord and savior.
According to Hinduism Kalki is coming soon by way of Vishnu Yasha. No need to be rustled. We've been guarunteed victory due to everyones devotion, but we really need to kill/arrest/handle these Illuminati Nazi Jews or whatever the fuck they are.
Methane is probably the scariest fucking thing it could be. Methane is 20 times as potent as CO2 as a greenhouse gas. If the methane deposits in the permafrost start getting released en masse, it's game over for humanity
>mfw Earth is actually an ancient death star and the hole is the exhaust port
It r real:
Current running theory is a gas collapse.
Personally, I think Godzilla is now heading for Tokyo.
It'd be sub atomic. Small enough to pass through the entire facility undetected.
...well, if not for all the sub atomic detection equipment setup to detect just such things where it would occur.
Theory is that it'd evaporate before it managed to suck in any particles, with a lifetime measurable in planks.
...but if it didn't, we wouldn't know about it for maybe sixty years anyways. It'd just fall to the center of the Earth, and soak up matter for ages, not poke a hole in Siberia a few years after it spawned.
I wonder if this has something to do with Croatia Holes
>no life grows in the holes
Way I see it, the russians ought to shoot flares down from a hind and into the whole while recording the damn thing and see where it gets.
>huge pocket of gas down there catches fire
>column of fiery death shoots from bellow
Such is life in post-soviet Russia
>the size of that blast and radius of heat-death possibility
>all dose Free beoble, all dose hambugars
The smell of bacon caused by the cooked Americans would sweep across the continent making everyone hungry.
>A concealed beam-type energy weapon is the most plausible explanation I can think of.
Plausible is the wrong word here. The word you're thinking of is "impossible" or "crazy".
This sink hole was caused by the crash of a weather monitoring satellite. Nothing more. Why does everyone feel the need to jump to ludicrous conclusions?
I remember hearing about this BEFORE the internet was common in people's homes. I just played it through my theater, and the cat freaked out, lol.
I laughed at the kid telling me about it then, too.
Couldnt they send down a very experienced helicopter pilot to fly perfectly still down into the hole? Serious question. Also attach lights to the chopper of course.
you know, oi not really the one to say "SECRET MILITARY WEAPONS!"
but after looking at some of these pics
like this one
you can clearly see that there is some kind of use of plasma.
weather natural or not
they didnt find anything, they just went so deep it got hot enough to melt their drills
they could have kept going but their drill tips already cost enough, so it would have been prohibitively expensive to keep melting through them like that
>the hole is 70 metres deep
>ice lake covering bottom
>filled with ice by about 80%
>didnt go all the way into hole
that doesnt make any fucking sense
how do they know how deep it is if its covered in ice? how the fuck could they know how much of it is covered in ice if they didnt go down and drill through the ice till they hit rock???
also, a couple of those pictures make it look like theres a second hole coming through the side of the first one
Putin's ego just became so huge his anal gay gas didn't fit a normal anus any more.
Therefore a huge gay anus blew up in Siberia. This is literally the anus of Vladimir Putin himself. In the Russian soil.
Hallelujah! When Russian people understand this is Putin's asshole they will start throwing teenage virgins into the orifice. As a sacrifice. To Putin.
>that doesnt make any fucking sense
Yeah, you need a really big cock to fuck an anus that big.
Like the cock should be several miles long!
I wonder if even Vladimir Putin has a cock big enough to fuck the anus of Mother Russia.
But Mother Russia is craving a cock in her anus. Who will satisfy her if not even Putin himself?
Holy shit, does Mother Russia actually have several gaping anuses waiting for a huge cock to fill them?
Russia has become totally deranged by subconscious anal sex cravings. So bad that even earth itself starts to grow assholes.
While you're all on here trying to think of bullshit reasons for why this happened, the scientists are actually working on a real answer. How do you fucktards handle going through your day to day lives fearing every thing that happens is a sign of the end of the world? That's no way to live.
Nigga come on