Can we have a weird wildlife thread?
This little fucker looks like he came straight from hell
This thing reminds me of a Pokemon than a real animal...
And this fucking fox on stilts.
One of my personal favourites, look at that alien snout. Such a weird animal.
And this one with ridiculous feathers. Also, who named this thing?
On the other hand, a rather apt name.
Have another one.
Also watch this. Information about duck penises you will never be able to un-know. You're welcome.
>fucking sides have reached maximum velocity and have achieved high orbit
im in fucking tears man, announcer trying to keep it together after he reads that first dick line.
that freaks me out, not a lot of animals do but those fucking teeth are freaky.
only creature besides weirdly human looking ones that rustle my jimmies would be these little guys.
who know the ultimate survival animal would look like a mix between a baked potato and a nut sac
For some reason that makes it more disturbing.
That's a beautiful little creature.
ha! he grows on you
thanks! i think so too. (to be fair i also like the OP animal)
They found this on Arctic coast of Canada.
>I live on the Arctic coast.
Don't expect to hear any official reports about the situation.
Aside from weird weather, everything is perfectly fine.
like seriously spider are like the most bizarres things in the world
You can always trust the cicada
I love mantises, their babies are adorable.
looks like a pokemon
Jeff the Killer is that you?
fake as hell, but funny
Is this from some weird jap game show?
that is the most Japanese picture I've ever seen
lol jumping spiders are soo cute!
EWEWEW!!! I was like "hmm, what's this Surinam Toad thing?" and Googled it to find that it's THAT NASTY ASS THING THAT HAS THINGS IN ITS BACK AND EWWW OMFG! It trips me out and makes me feel SO GROSS IDK WHY I HATE IT SO MUCH EWEWEW I HATE YOU ANON
I love tent caterpillar moths. The fuzzy torsos make them look like tiny winged buffalo.
Hi. I use to think that I was the only one that had this stupid fear. I'm a grown man with kids and I'm terrified of frogs. I use to play with toads and bullfrogs when I was young. After this one incident when I saw a cousin stuff a little firecracker into a bullfrog and blew it up. Since that day everytime I see one it terrifies me to the point of fainting.
I have the same reaction to balloons. Yes, you heard me correctly; I'm terrified of balloons. I cannot function if I know they're within my vicinity(errr, well, okay, I usually manage to either 1) sprint away in the opposite direction of said balloon or 2) collapse to the floor shaking, crying & screaming).
Try explaining that to people, lol :S People usually think I'm lying.
>thinking insects aren't cute
You're doing it super wrong.
>that fucking haircut
New Hitler confirmed for being in our lifetime
These fuckers, I mean just look at their fucking eyes.
Enjoy your bananas with the Brazilian Wandering Spider...one of the deadliest and most aggressive in the world.
They've been known to run up brooms to attack.
It's a shame mantids don't live very long or I'd definitely keep one as a pet.
short-spine syndrome, also known as baboon dog syndrome
fucking bobbit worms are my nightmare fuel.
Also apparently if you touch these things it can cause permanent nerve damage in the areas that it touched.
Imagine that you break free from sleep paralysis and this fucker is sitting right on top of you.
I'd probably grab it and yell at. A bit of torture and interrogation. Then I'd get thrown in jail for animal cruelty. Hopefully the judge is a crisshun
DURRR EPIC MEMES I'M SO FUNNY RIGHT GUYS? GUYS??
Also, I don't know if you know this, but still thinking that the doge meme was ever funny is the #1 sign that you have autism.
I can't think of an animal more terrifying than the camel spider. Glad I don't live anywhere near their natural habitat.
Bah, it's all fun and games to start with.
Puppy eaten alive by Praying Mantis.
Film at 11.
Man's so called "best freinds" cave and accept Praying Mantis' rule.
Film at 11.
this what the blob fish looks like under water
jesus fuck its almost like a real life baneling
>mfw i never thought id see maggot filled balloon bugs
Fucking horseshoe crabs
Uhg. Had to dissect one for class before and it was traumatizing.
Man, being a fish would be shit. You're always looking out because something is always trying to make you a meal.
Like what the fuck even is this thing? Imagine being pulled down to hell and eaten by it.
reminds me of this boss from Ocarina of Time