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repoastin last two

>>14624139
The allignments related to the NWO don't seem accurate 1 bit for most of them.

Bump
You should post the last 3-4 I didn't get to see them due to work.

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>>14624243

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>>14624508

>spending hours a day making bullshit comics

You're not even practicing Magick

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>>14624576
These are reposts that weren't even done by the same person.

Fuck yes the new issue. I have been waiting literally hours for this to happen.

>>14624576

These are hilarious though :)

dissenters gonna dissent but fuck, the greenpill guy has been the funniest shit to come out of /x/ in the last 2 years

>>14624139
Holy shit. I remember it used to be just Red and Blue. Was it really necessary to change it and make it into some lame webcomic wannabe?

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>>14624846

>>14624846
yes

it's satire
/pol/ is just as polarized and blind as tumblr
/x/, or greenpill, is too fringe to be relevant
the 'pills' are a joke, and this comic series takes advantage of that. it's satire

>>14624508
why does it have a spurdo face? lol

i wiggled

>>14624859
is white pill like these people in the new age things?

>>14624884
white pill?
the "hail eris lol" dumbass? He represents indifference and ignorance

>>14624888
Yeah I noticed that but isn't him a parody of certain group of people?

because just indifference and ignorance would be blue pill

>>14624906
you're right
It's just gotten to slightly overdone levels of faggotry, hence the brown pill and indigo pill (why not just have illuminati? eliminate the middleman).

however the reasoning behind white pill is that he's still enlightened for some reason. Not really sure how, now that you mention it. Like he just looks out for himself and is content with the way the universe operates.

>>14624906
White is either more free-thinking than blue, or at least has no mind to control, lol.

>>14624576
>having this large of a stick up your ass
>unable to have a good laugh

Just keep learning, little buddy.
You'll get there some day. :)

Don't give up!

>>14624906
The difference is that blue pill is indoctrinated and buys into the bullshit. White pill knows it's bullshit but doesn't care and fucks bitches.

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Based Green Pill.

What crazy adventures will he get into next?

perhaps a journey to the hollow earth?

>>14624139
so I'm purple pill but without the ETs and magic shit. also dont believe in satan

>>14625224
Purple - Red = ...

Looks like be have ourselves a blue pill in our midst.

>>14624139
I'm stuck between Green Pill Indigo Pill and Brown Pill.

On one hand I want to fight the NWO because I believe in true liberty and freedom.

On the other I'm starting to care less and less because people nowadays are so fucking stupid I don't think they're worth saving. So I'm more concerned with myself. I don't care about "being always good/moral". As such Brown Pill fits me more.

Which leads me to Indigo Pill. Maybe social decay should happen so the Illuminati can build it back up again more superior. People DO need to be controlled at a certain level. Also into black magick and sorcery.

I don't know what to do or what pill I am.

>>14624139

Holy shit you guys updated. That fucking stick. Locked in on brown pill regardless of the shit connotations.

>>14624136
Wow you guys are taking this to the nth degree. I'm loving the OC. All in a days work too.

>"I sense brown pills energy, this must be very urgent"

My sides, it reminds me of that South Park episode where the boys thought they were ninjas and stuff.

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>mfw this is becoming like /pol/'s schlomo
>mfw /x/ has its own mascot/comic now

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>Om mani padme hum

>>14625296

The mascots have great potential for OC. I can sense it in the astral.

>>14625296
/pol/fag raises a good point. We should probably make sure they're not shilling up our greenpill comics.

>>14625278
"Fascism either strengthens or diminishes an individual; democracy ennervates him until he becomes a puppet."
--some Romanian dude who survived WWII

So I guess it's freedom for the strong. I'm wary of supporting the Illuminati; how do we know what they want?

>>14624139
You represent your ideals. Not truth. Note how you only care about your ideas. You stand out as a failure!

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>>14625318
>So I guess it's freedom for the strong.

I'm 50/50 on this.

Against it because look at how evil and corrupt the elite are now and how many problems we have because of them.

For it because average people (blue pills) are so dumb and self absorbed (essentially White Pills) that it doesn't matter trying to be Green Pill or Red Pill anymore.

I'm conflicted.

>>14625333

for fuck's sake xeno, what's wrong now?

>>14625333
(People aren't paying attention to him is whats wrong, so hes gonna ramble until someone notices him)

>>14624139

White pill master race

>>14624139
>Red pill
>Compensates for lack of personal accomplishment by identifying with the success of his face
>face

You mean "race"
somebody fix this

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I think I remember green pill used to be just red pill and red pill was labelled 'red pill' derisively.

This will always be green pill to me.

So. Watch out for irish-nigger-jews?

Is this like /x/'s take on /pol/ pathology?

>>14625181
He rapes and kills the filthy Illuminati flesh-puppet known as /x/-tan, which has the side-effect of ridding the world of filthy waifuism.

>>14624493
Fucking love this one.

>>14624136
>>14624556
can anyone explain these two comics more clearly? seems like this green pill guy wants to be immortal but also wants to cast away his flesh and body.
i suppose if i could fucking ask him in person i could understand better.

>>14624136
These are the best. Thanks for this thread

>>14626340
bump

>>14624139
white pill ye

>>14626291
>>14626292

too mundane. the truth is deeper

>>14624136
Fuck man, i was with your for the first two but this is getting really shit.

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>>14624139
you screwed with the white pill. fixed

>>14626407
>>14624139

Shouldn't brown pill be grey pill?

Grey = true neutral

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>>14626407
Well played sir.

Someone should make a required reading for each of the pills. Like, the books each pill would require to read for enlightenment.

I mean, I'm only interested in Green pill's and White pill's but yeah someone should.

>>14626407

That means almost the same thing just not as funny. Remember this is supposed to be tongue in cheek humor, you are taking it too seriously.

Did anyone save the Bread of Life ones from the last thread?
Don't know if it would be as funny now, but it was when that one christfag was spamming.

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Excellent comics

>mfw

>>14624556
Because boredom:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OpJq5S0SXk

>>14627096
Holy shit lol, how did you get the robot effect?

also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHWdXIEcFNw
1:50

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>>14627096
Do the original.

>>14626309
that's the joke

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>>14627116
>Holy shit lol, how did you get the robot effect?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gxzSJAlnxJ

>>14627133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nxRGgvNQw8

>>14627176
>you filthy demon!

lul

>>14624136
Holy shit
I fucking love Greenpill
The guy who made this was a genius

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>>14627176
welp you pretty much have to do all the comics now.

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>>14627264
no one person made it
pic related is the earliest form I know. Someone else did fill it in to make greenpill and the others though, and he did it quite nicely with the tinfoil and book cover

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>>14627281
and this before even that, I think, though it might have come after. not sure

>>14626291
Give some evidence on that, I wanna learn more.

>>14626340
immortality/ascension and shit iit's easy to blur the lines since they all require you to work on yourself.

>>14627285
it's the original; it referred to tinfoil-man as the red pill, and to nazi-manlet as "red pill" with quotes. That's why >>14624502 refers to him as Red Pill without quotes.

This was before all of these new pills were shat out

>>14627285
On the heredity of US presidents? Just google it.

>>14627294
Green Pill = Red Pill.
They mean the same thing.
"Red Pill" is just some Blue Pill who thinks he's Red Pilled.

>>14627313
exactly

>>14627270
Perhaps one day anon. Perhaps one day.

>>14624651
>Fuck yes the new issue. I have been waiting literally hours for this to happen.

[autism intensifies]

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>>14628044
>>14628056

>>14628044
I honestly can't tell anymore if this is serious or an atheist troll trying to make christfags look bad.

>>14628122

*What a shock!* There's Christians on /x/!

>>14628130
Yeah seems like a buttmad atheist trying to make christians look like douches. Or maybe a douchey christian who totally missed the point..

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>>14627176
Dat's some cool shit!

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>>14628044

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>>14624136

Loved it.

I'll take redpill adventures over the tube any day.

Go read The Invisibles if you haven't yet /x/.

>>14624136
Op can please make more of these. They are the only thing that make me laugh.

>>14628514
2nd dis

the greatest mystery in /x/ is why you people fawn all over this awful garbage

What is all this and why do I want more?

Le bump

We demand more Green Pill!

>>14630508
Comics or voice anon?

>>14630520

Comics

>>14627096
>>14627176

These were great.

>>14624139
Brown Pill reporting in. I do not yet own a stick, but someday.

>>14624139
Brown pill reporting.
But the NWO are cock suckers

What the actual fuck is this shit?

Fucking animefags

>>14633702
greenpill detected

>>14628138
>Or maybe a douchey christian who totally missed the point..
So uhh, most of /pol/ then?
>This thread is 3 days old
Yeowza.

>>14634243
This is normal on /x/, sometimes they can last 2 weeks.

>>14627096
>>14627176
Someone needs to mash this into a video and post it on youtube.

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>>14626291

>>14635055
>the adventures of green pill cartoon

>>14626983

>No Holographic Universe by Michael Talbot

It's like you don't even know how to green pill

After 10,000 hours in windows movie maker. I'm going to start on the other one shortly.

Btw, I didn't make the vocaroo or comics. In case anyone is wondering if the anon is the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dkupJv8mo&feature=youtu.be

>>14635392
that were fooking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quvq5ReayZM

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What book is greenpill holding? Is it pic related?

>>14635575
Yes.

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>>14627147

Too much pills is too much.

Don't make it like sony and keep a few strong characters.

Red pill
>believe in false dichotomies

>>14628122
Atheists don't have to make Christians look bad. They do a good enough job of that on their own.

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>>14624136
after 5 centuries in MS Paint, new OC hot off the presses.

>>14637737
OH MY GOD.

This INSTANTLY makes my permafunny list. I will literally never be able to think of this without cracking up.

>>14637737
what the fuck

>>14637737
>imagine the green pill screaming at the top of his lungs
oh god it makes it so much funnier

>>14637737
I can't decide whether this is the best one, or the worst one.

>>14637737
/x
nothing better will ever come from this board

I DEMAND MORE OC

>>14637737

i lost it when he knocked the cup over
make more

>>14637737
Lost it.

>>14637737

Wow.

That was... something.

>>14637737
We need more ones like this.

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>>14637737
updated

>>14637737
>>14638137

This is getting retarded real quick.

>>14638153
Have to agree. We had a good thing going and it turned into /b/ tier shit fast.

>>14638153
>>14638165

It was /b/ tier shit to begin with.

>>14638174
No it wasn't. We originally just had 3 pills which was fine. Then it went full HUEHUEHUEHUE.

>>14638184
Yeah, but everything "green pill" stands for is dumb as fuck anyway. isn't that the point?

Or do you retards seriously believe he's in the right?

>>14638190
>Yeah, but everything "green pill" stands for is dumb as fuck anyway. isn't that the point?

Duh. He fucking has tinfoil on his head.

It WAS just some light hearted humor and Green Pill is sorta like /x/'s mascot but then it just went full retard.

>>14638197
I thought he was supposed to be full retard, hence the tinfoil in his head.

>>14638226
No the joke is that everything /x/ talks about and far out conspiracy theorists and spiritual people is this guy and instead of essentially being a schitzo crackhead he's portrayed as this high class brilliant attractive guy that has all the answers that everyone likes. That's why he has the tinfoil and "chakras".

You know those pics that say "The main difference between [x] and [y]" and it shows obvious biased opinion? Like if a Christian made it it'll show an angry unhappy virgin neckbeard as the atheist and the Christian family as happy and handsome or reversed if its the atheist?

Its kinda like that.

>>14637737

I went into it not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised. Keep up the good work.

>>14638242

This guy gets it.

Green pill is also kind of like /x/'s mascot (due to all the things we talk about on this board that you already mentioned). But instead of cheering him on, we laugh at him.

It's not that complicated of a relationship that this needs to be explained a thousand times.

>>14638252
>But instead of cheering him on, we laugh at him.

No we don't. We laugh at how silly the comics are yeah but not at Green Pill himself.

A lot even identify with GP. Not me personally though. I'm more like Brown Pill.

>>14638258
>A lot even identify with GP.
This is literally every single goddamn thing wrong with /x/.

>>14637737
bump for more of this.

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>>14638258

>Identifying with any of the pills
>Thinking anyone identifies with any of the pills
>Doesn't know that every pill is a satirical exaggeration of typical /x/ anons

That's why I laugh at him, and laugh at people like you.

>>14638579
>Doesn't know that every pill is a satirical exaggeration of typical /x/ anons

The pills were made based on people's various viewpoints.

So of course we're going to identify with some of them.

>>14638252
Ya. Exactly. Greenpill is kinda like Xavier Renagade Angel. He's delusional. He thinks he's helping people but his actions only make sense if one assumes his delusional views are true. The idea that he's somehow transcended duality and is politically non-euclidean are literal nonsequitors designed to make fun of the nonsensical views of the average /x/-philer.

Xavier for those who've never seen it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7xclaa4vyc

Needs more white pill.

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White Pill EH EH EH EH EH
Black Pill DOO DOO DOO

>>14637737
I almost died laughing seriously I had to go squat in a corner of my room.

Rejoice while it lasts, /x/. The joke is now.

>>14638682
It's not hard to transcend duality. All is One, ever heard of it?

And anyway, notice the teamup of green red and brown in one of the comics? Are they all delusional then?

Like how all the edgy tryhard anons are "brownpills" muh stick

Greenpill is the light all other pills walk along with, the first truly enlightened pill.


That being said, there needs to be a "rasta" pill.

>>14638941
>rasta
Only if he's like bluepill but with different troublings. Also it's too far from /x/, it wouldn't even be /b/ tier, it would be reddit tier.

I feel like I must algine with Brown Pill which kind of frightens me
this is the funny

>>14638941
I'd say most like whitepill, but wutevs. We just need more pill characters to play around with. like an actual transhumanist pill, kinda like the technomancer from regular show. yeahhh.

>>14638971
Did you just reply to yourself and forget to take off your trip?

>>14638980
I'd say he was just continuing his topic. He's a huge memes faggot though.
>hurr durr we need more pills xD such comics, much fun!

>>14638941
>It's not hard to transcend duality. All is One, ever heard of it?
Yeah, dude. We all know you not so secretly identify with green pill :P


Personally, I think that the only characters really needed are true red pill/green pill, blue pill and "red pill".

It represents a certain spiritual path and corresponds with the matrix analogy it was derived from.

There is the blue pill who can be conservative or liberal, black or white, male or female -- but who is defined by remaining in ignorance. Then there is the edgy, partially enlightened but still clinging to ego, false "red pill" -- in this case typified by /pol/ beliefs but includes extremists of all varieties. Then there is the clinical grade, medically proven, most chilling true red pill AKA green pill who is enlightened but not an ass and walks among us.

I identify with greenpill myself. And I enjoy it because it's self-deprecating in a way that the truly enlightened should be.

And unless you're dead or are on too many psychedelics to be posting online right now then I doubt you've transcended duality.

Enlightenment is a journey, not a destination.

>Re: Brown pill and all.

Truly most of the population is a blue pill. But they don't want to admit it to themselves. So they make themselves a false "red pill". They see themselves as the purple or the brown or the white or the jesus pill.


The true red pill/green pill is actually the most humble. For they recognize their blue pill nature and work against it. And rather than claim to be better than everyone else they are willing to admit that they can be as silly and dumb and egotistical as any human. And thus they achieve full humanity.

I think these comics are pretty funny.Dont take it too seriously guys, so what if people identify to it?

>>14639009
Did you just forget to post as Anon to call yourself a faggot and make fun of yourself? lmao

>>14639015
Now I'm you.

>>14639009
>>14639015
>>14639029
Damage control masked as trolling.

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>>14639036
You unknow with whom you're corralling, Anon-Ra. I am he who he am I. This is the crown that you do not recognize. Eponymous is the serpent who hisses at the cat. 57 give or give. Escape.

>>14639049
More damage control.

>>14639052
Nah, he knows I'm not the same as him. I was just shitposting and one anon took it serious. He seriously replied to himself without taking the trips off like a retard as always.
>tripfags
Not even once.

>>14639069
>tripfags
>Not even once.

I've never found one I liked

>>14639049
PRAISE ANON-RA, O GODDESS OF ALL

>>14626328
>talking shit about /x/-tan

You forget your place nigger

>>14637737
The only funny one.

>>14637737

MUuuuuhh sides

>>14635392
>didn't even edit out the text
Nice try, anon

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We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch. Unleashing our full stature—our total brain power—is what this book is all about.

-Prometheus Rising(Green Pills Book)


Prometheus Rising is a creative way to understand sociobiology, a hard science.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociobiology

Is white pill just based blue pill?

>>14637737
Normally I don't laugh at these, but this one made me.

>>14638153
It's a joke in homage to that specific comic.
Nobody's serious about the extra pills.

>>14639010
>I enjoy it because it's self-deprecating in a way that the truly enlightened should be.
ITT: People finding lots of different things to like about GP comics.

>>14639406

theres something wrong with that picture

the green sheep have horns

>>14639406
There are so many things wrong with this that I don't know where to start.

So I'll just point out that every single goat on there is a parody of a minority group.

The norm, the blue pills, are about as vast as the only blue thing in that picture: The sky.

Looking at this can only make you stupid enough to think you understand the whole of the mass, no matter how much you focus on the principles of maturity it outlines.

>>14638980
Dumbshit I was replying to >>14638965, clicked my own post as accident

>>14639009
>>14639015
>>14639029
>>14639036
>>14639049
>>14639052
>>14639069
>>14639071
wtf is this shit

>>14639643
That's normal. This is a normal thread. Maybe if you lurked more in the threads other care about you'd begin to realize tripping has no purpose.

>>14639630
>So I'll just point out that every single goat on there is a parody of a minority group.
Are you insane? Or am I just not racist enough to understand?

>>14639656
I use it for keeping track of my artwork on other boards and so I make sure I'm always held up to my words as opposed to being anon and possibly trolling half the time.

>>14639689
Dumb bullshit reason.

>>14639689
Then you shouldn't have any reason to be defensive about tripping. And yet. Here we are.

>>14639670
You're just a child convinced that your limited experience with other children is an accurate picture of the whole goddamn planet, SEVEN BILLION people strong.

>>14639707
And the reason for your anonymity besides it being default position here?

>>14639712
Simply giving you my reason after you said it had "no purpose".

>>14639717
Let me put it another way: I'm Horror !!oNQFlsByxzF
I regret that it'll be marginally more difficult to find my own work on 4chan because I don't permatrip.
I would never argue for tripping.

And yet. Here we both are.

>>14639760
I disagree good sir! Tripping brings me much joy and it's much easier to find my own posts when quickly scrolling down a large thread.

In any case, we should get back to the comics/pill discussion post haste.

>>14639766
We're all waiting for or else creating OC. Telling off tripfags in the meantime is just icing on the cake.

Bumping to encourage OC.

>>14639766
you're the only tripfag i like, especiallly after our talk over at /sci/

Does anyone have any greenpill books that are about the structure of the (astral) world and the like