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Scorpio here

Geminis are sluts, sagittarius are cheaters, aquarius are emotionless

Leo
I like the one with the crab.

1. scorpio
2. capricorns make me feel safe

>>19011224
Is that you on picture?

>>19011224
>Lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram
>Middle pillar ritual

>>19011228

Thanks, I like that Middle Pillar Ritual

lost works of pindar

>>19010970
Lot's of paperwork I'd imagine, after basically running europe for 1500 years

I don't think they're hiding anything down there. It's just where they keep old documents most of which I doubt are interesting at all. The word "secret" in the name "Vatican Secret Archives" has more the meaning private rather than something confidential.

All of them.

>>19009725
Try comminicating with Eris. Its a fun ride. But dont lose your sense of humor, youll need it.

>>19009725
whatdoyouwant

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It's actually hollow.

>>19005492
You posted a picture of it right there you fucking tourist

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>>19005499

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I don fucken kno maite

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>>19021078
I see this shit all over /x/, someone has to know wtf is this fuck

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>>19021067

>>19020826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZueNIeVgYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbQHQKmvLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReYbrlG4BAU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCy8iWxf1Us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QDk9bZLyco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FCYg4v9lBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJpyJ_G9WVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQdP0YxAfk

>>19020826
That video is fucking hilarious, not scary.

>Dudes driving in the desert at night
>Find some crazy bitch with the generic long black hair, white gown combo shambling along the side of some dirt road
>She's minding her own business
>One of the guys begins to freak out
>HIOLIOOOO
>Guy keeps screaming at her
>Lady keeps hobbling along
>Dude diving can't decide if he wants to run her over or take off into the night
>After a bit of this the lady gets understandably pissed off
>uuUUUrRRREEEEH
>HOBLOOOoo
>Dudes take off into the night

Like seriously, how can anyone find this scary?

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>>19020826

so, mistakes in OP, sorry:

I counted "play the game" as the first rule for some reason.

in reality, I wasn't counting it when I said there were 3 rules, initially.
I'm halfway to a panic attack at the moment and writing while I have the memory to, so I'm probably going to correct myself a few times. Sorry.

where was I?

Ah yes, the game has 3 rules.
The first 2 are pretty much a good reason not to play the game.

If you win, you gain a tiny bit of lifespan.
If you lose, you die.

The kicker is the third rule:

"first play's free.".

This rule is the most ambiguous, and makes my forced plays a little less nerve-wracking, but not by much.
The first 2? I've got a good grasp on what the fuck's going on.

3? No fucking clue what that means

I don't know if it counts first play that dream, or ever.
Was it the first time I played at seven?
Does it count per dream?
Does it mean "if you lose first try, you don't die?"

Or... is there some other sick price for the opportunity to gamble for your lifespan?

I've got no fucking clue, and that's probably the thing that bugs me most.

Rule 3 fucking sucks.Not as much as 2 though.

That's right, I mentioned "forced plays" earlier.

The first time I played this? I knew what the fuck I was doing going in. Well, as much as a seven year old knows fuck all at least.

Since then?
Every time I'm offered the game I am forced to play it. it starts off in front of me and I just blindly start without thinking about it. every damn time.

It's not until after the first play I become fully lucid and able to understand what I'm in for.

What I actually play? Completely differs. Most of the time it's a puzzle game in the end though. I've had old-style cups along with new-style vidya games offered to me. chalk drawing seems to be a common theme, though fuck if I know why.

Most recently, it was a laptop. It was a pretty shit one too, if I recall correctly. had to play with a trackpad.

This dream doesn't exactly go any different, for the most part, at least for me, at least after the first time.

Play a stupid puzzle game - which, thankfully, are generally pretty easy. I was confused about this at first, but honestly? it makes perfect sense. First play's free, right? So why not make it easy, then. Free 2 play games do that all the time too - they give you something super easy and fun to get you to pay in.

God, I hope I never find out what I have to do to "pay in.".

anyways, I play the game, i hear the "doot doot doot!" or get some confetti on the win, and i'm returned to lucidity, and I understand the nature of the game I'm playing.

now, I said everything's the same, but I will admit there's been one thing that's gotten worse every time and it's the reason I never wanna have this dream again?

I can FEEL something there.

At first, it was a passive, quiet presence. Watching me play the game. I knew it was there, and it was creepy, but that's all.

Every time I play, though, it feels a little closer. a little more malevolent. A little bit more "solid".

At first, it was just like being watched on a surveillance camera and knowing about it - you're aware, but it doesn't exactly bug you that much.
It's gotten progressively closer, and now, eight years after my last dream, turns out it's not about frequency at all?
Felt like the fucker was looking over my shoulder.
And he wasn't happy.

Still, I doubt playing the game's gonna help any on that front.

So I guess I can talk about that - the being running this - even if I don't know much about him.

You feel his presence. you know he's there. this time, he left me a box of chocolates entitled "for you.".

Eating them appeared to keep him satisfied enough to... I don't know?

What his power is I'm uncertain, and I certainly didn't do much empirical digging, but I'm aware of the fact he runs whatever this is - even if he's just some psychotic figment of my imagination - and he wants me to play.

>>19020758

Ask her about her life you literal dream beta.

>>19020754
Oops, had to refresh the page and the name changed back to test, oh well.

I'll start with a clarification.
>name: Skinwalker (the Indian kind)

>threat: 1.5/5

>how to identify: skinwalkers are something to the effect of native American shamans that have the ability to change into various animals, ad reported by anon they have been seen as various kinds of wolves, and also as deer. They pretty much just do normal animal stuff most of the time and as such are basically only as dangerous as a normal wild animal of the same kind.

>how to deal with: pretty much the same as a wild animal, just shoot it or something. Supposedly if you want to guarantee a kill you can find out who it is and just call them by name while in animal form, I have also heard a story about them leaving their human guts in random places and it also kills them if you hide their guts

>>19020772
>fleshgait/bodysnatcher (the generic kind)

>2/5

>they are sometimes seen as pale skinned and relatively featureless humanoids, they are ambush predators that like to lure unsuspecting people into the woods and pretty much kill and eat them/take their form and repeat the process. Most of the time they're reported to be able to attempt to mimic human speech and (if posing as a human) social interaction, but not well.

>basically just don't follow them into the forest or secluded locations, and if you have to fight them they are supposedly strong but sluggish and are pretty hard to kill. To kill one, knock it out or incapacitate it, and decapitate it then burn the corpse. Make very sure to gather the ashes of its burnt corpse also as they make it much easier to kill more as they are extremely weak to anything coated with the ashes of their kind.
(I have also heard that you can use some other kind of ash but I do not remember what kind)

>>19020788
>fleshgait/bodysnatcher (the black dog/wolf kind)

>3/5

>basically a large canine or similar that is capable of reproducing human speech much better than the standard fleshgait, and much faster as well. It lures people into the woods with the sound of people calling for help, then attacks.

>same as above, don't fall for the calls from the woods. If you do and encounter this type without any weapons then cut and run as fast as you can out of the woods, there are a few greentexts out there of people who encountered this type and got away so as long as you can run fast you're probably okay. No reported weaknesses, I recommend headshots with high caliber firearms.

>>19020300

Anon, the best advice my dad ever gave me was this: "If your life isn't moving in the direction you want it to then you are expecting too much. Your life will not match up with another's. You will accomplish things in your own time and, as long as you are happy and healthy, there is nothing wrong with that."

He said this in response to me feeling lost after I had repeatedly changed majors and eventually dropped out of college. I was feeling hopeless and lost. I felt like a piece of garbage. But I took his advice and, in my own time, went back to school. The month before I went back I got hired at a plumbing and electrical supply store. I talked with a lot of seasoned electricians and I found that I loved electricity. One associates in Industrial Electrical Technology and a B.A. in Electrical Engineering later and I had a great job at a combine cycle power plant and I made a lot of money for a single guy. Months later and still following my Dad's advice and I met a girl by chance at my best friend's wedding. Now I'm married with an eight-month-old.

The moral is this, anon; seeking spiritual help is great. I'm a christian, myself. But the only thing that is keeping you from a fulfilling life is yourself. Do things in your own time and you might find some sense of worth.

>>19020380
Pretty wise words. My therapists said something similar. Do what's in your reach and don't worry too much about the future. Expectations can hurt you. Which makes me think about that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rywi9oXJg08

>>19020409

You're right, man. Things will shape up in time.

Good ass song, btw.

talkin bout a coup of sorts? got times? any chance you're wrong?

>>19020214
Ok. 2 things need to happen before this thread continues..
1. Links. Provide adequate links and proof or didn't happen. As a resident of SF, this is important to me.
2. Explain how this is, in any way, shape, or form, related to /x/

>>19020233
well, hasn't happened yet so something there

ren and stimpy maybe?

Dunno if sonic dreams collection counts but it's pretty fucking unsettling
There's just so much shit wrong with it

>all the characters' personalities seem a bit........................................
>..................................."off"

>>19019396
Where can I buy an idol?

>>19019429
https://www.amazon.com/Kek-Statue-MemeWerks-Egyptian-Goddess/dp/B01NBBYCND/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494980039&sr=8-1&keywords=kek+statue

Frog are hermaphrodites and there's lots of traps in here. It's chaos worship. No one is either male or female in here.

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>>19019381
>do you believe in ningen

You damn right I do you kyojin scum

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>>19019381
I really like them, but I hear they are carnivorous.
They also say that their women are fucking beautiful <3

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Disregard ningen

>have a footing in the spirit world
is this footing up to code, will it support the slab, or will her house come tumbling down at the slightest breeze

It's my second language cut me some slack man

>>19019468
You weren't even using the term wrong, there's just some double meaning going on here.