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Help a brother in need! 2017-05-18 08:22:07 Post No.19024078
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Hey/×/, how do I summom a succubus?
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>>19024078
download tinder
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>>19024078
Backpage. $150 sounds like a lot for an hour, but it's cheaper than 8 months of dates for the same payout. Found a girl that was 4'4". Jackpot!
Also why?
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First you have to put your peen in a womans butt and pee. 3 months later the woman will lay an egg, the human woman will then sit on the egg for 6 months and then the egg will hatch. Out of the egg comes a stork, at this point you can make your wish for what the stork brings back. Ask for succubus. The stork will now fly away and bring you back what you ask for within 24 hours. Thank me later.
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Art Bell was a fraud as a talk show host 2017-05-18 08:01:52 Post No.19024039
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Art Bell was a fraud as a talk show host
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he lied about his past and many of his hosts were fake and frauds spewing fake stories just to get higher ratings for Art Bell's show
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>>19024039
no shit you stupid fuck
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>>19024043
yes I agree with you that Art Bell was full of shit con artist
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Your anger makes you very easy to manipulate, theONE
Haha
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can anyone explain the red dragon anomaly to me?
why did google sky censor it?
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Cacodemon reproducing, notice the double eye, it's doing mitosis
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>>19023825
good point lol
but srsly it's pretty creepy
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Because it was a smeared image of Saturn. I'm not sure why they block it, but you can see similar smears across the whole WISE Survey.
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All serious Christians can agree that rapturefags mock the Faith. Ever notice how """""Christians"""" who believe in the rapture also tend to ignore almost every aspect of Christianity? They cling to the rapture because they know that they'd be too pussy to endure the tribulation. Strengthen up kiddos, examine your relationship with Christ. Better to go through the pain of a religious crisis now than to end up fucked later on.
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>>19023802
>It is a beautiful thing to suffer for your faith
Actually it's a very shitty thing.
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>>19023802
is revelations being fulfilled?
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>>19023806
Faith heals suffering. Have you read even a single Gospel?
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I was given this by a relative because I collect antique photos. Ever since it's been in our home, everyone has had a bad feeling about it. My dog barks at it anytime he's in the room with it.
My son (3 at the time) told us the guys name is Joseph (we do not know a Joseph) and that he and his family were very poor and they died of starvation during the winter.
My husband has always hated it so I finally gave in and told him to take it to the garage until garbage day. When I came time to throw it out, my husband for some reason saved it and kept it in the garage.
Then finally last week, he decided he was throwing it out and while on the phone with me (I was out of town), he walked it to the end of the driveway and left it with the garbage.
Well today I sent my husband downstairs to get a small chalkboard to take my sons end of the year school picture. I told him it was behind the door in our laundry room. I heard him yell "What the hell!" He came upstairs with the chalkboard and proceeded to tell me Joseph's picture is back and behind the door in our laundry room just hanging out there.
My husband swears up and down that he 100% threw the picture away and that was that. Now a week later it's back in my house and hidden behind a door in my laundry room.
Tonight is garbage night again so I watched my husband walk it to the garbage and throw it on the pile. Let's see if Joseph comes back. What could this be? Is the picture haunted? How the hell did it get back into my house? I have so many questions but don't know where to turn so I figured I would try here. I find it weird that I've always been attached to it and at one point my husband who hated it felt that he couldn't part with it. I felt bad tonight watching him take it out.
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>came back
Burn it?
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>>19023570
I'd just hang onto it. Put it in a closet or something. It's not like it would take up that much room and clearly getting rid of it isn't what it wants. Why invite trouble? Put it in the attic or something and don't worry about it.
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>>19023570
If you absolutely have to get rid of it, dump ammonia mixed with salt onto the painting. Ammonia by itself will fuck the picture up beyond all recognition, the salt is just there to dispel any spooky shit that might be going on.
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Is there any witchcraft or dark arts to bring an ex back ? Pretty desperate here 2017-05-18 03:59:09 Post No.19023324
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Is there any witchcraft or dark arts to bring an ex back ? Pretty desperate here
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No, retard.
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Do you really think anyone who knew how would tell you?
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why are you so pathetic that you think magic can bring them back? If you couldnt do it with normal means we sure as fuck cant help you,
look at the other threads on here 80% of these people are schizo or RPing
move on loser.
or die either way works
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>Reincarnation is real
>We are all divided aspects of god
>Our dimension is set out as an infinite gamble where we roll for a chance to become the supreme being
>Karma does not affect your roll, however releasing all of your karma dramatically increases your odds of winning
>All of our prophets and gods were just lucky fucks who won the roll and once they are satisfied they return to the source (usually to return)
>Krishna is so far the leading winner and has played the supreme being 4782 times in our particular manifestation
>Jesus is so far the loser if anybody finds such a thing interesting, something by Christ himself by the way :
Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. (Or Source)
>Kim Jong-un is presently the supreme being at this current time although nobody seems to give a flying fuck, poor guy
>Cheer up brethren, we live in an infinite playground here where death is an illusion, joy is everlasting, the game is enticing and your dreams will come true
>Oh yeah you'd probably wanna know that Hitler was a manifestation of Jesus because that brings a lot of my fellow angels joy
>I'm an angel by the way, most of you are too although you haven't realised yet
Anyways keep up the good fight /x/ and drop it nasty because i love you
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Hey Fred. Don't fret bro, everything will work out OK.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3muMjMT6hSA
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>>19023154
Good stuff OP, but what do you think of the theory that we are all the Supreme Being, each of us, even in the most mundane and humble incarnation?
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Thought i was in /biz/ for a second. Damn bored colors
CIA released document on life on Mars through Deep Trans Meditation
2017-05-18 02:15:28 Post No.19022888
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CIA released document on life on Mars through Deep Trans Meditation
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This is it boys. Directly from the CIA website. Let me know what you guys think.
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001900760001-9.pdf
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I think remote viewing was just the tip of the iceberg. Will the world ever know?
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>>19022926
There's plenty of evidence of something in mars, and taking into consideration that the bar it's really low at this point (literally anything, would be interesting) I think we may find something alive on mars.
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CIA released document on life on Mars through Deep Trans Meditation
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I hope soon man. Atleast in my lifetime. I'm sick of the government giving us half-assed responses pretending like they don't know shit. Open news about otherworldly life could change the world. What do you mean by just the tip of the iceberg?
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What do you think about Christ?
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I know Christ personally and I know who he is in this life. He's a liar and a disgrace. He used to be the most compassionate person, now he's a fucking bitch.
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>>19022504
Nigga he gay
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The atheist herd is raiding /pol then stopping by here to smear their feces. The antidote to pain and suffering is Christianity, properly applied. Remember early Christians would be tortured to death for believing in God yet didn't deny God or his Son. They didn't believe, they knew. They saw the miracles and saw the portal close when Jesus was crucified. But the resurrection came after three days, demonstrating the portal could be opened and death is merely an illusion.
His death on the cross was not only a sacrifice it was a demonstration that power is a false, Earthly concept. Jesus was powerless (but not helpless) on the cross and it was that very powerlessness that was another clue on how to work your spiritual program.
Normalcy, a word which humans tend to inverte, is really a word for divinity.
The question to you is simply : Can you renounce your freedom to lie forever?
If you can't you're demonic. If you can you're on a path to normalcy.
Simple, right?
If not then it's only because you've been taught and believe power (an illusion) is a life goal and you'll trample anybody to get your illusion. People like that have an eternal place next to more people like that - it's called Hell.
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What is the scariest paranormal thing you've experienced? 2017-05-18 12:15:48 Post No.19022480
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What is the scariest paranormal thing you've experienced?
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This one is about Buck Hill
>Be me 18
>Be around 11PM
>Bored as fuck with three other friends
>One of my friends talks about this haunted place near my city
>HauntedMyAss.jpg
>Look up the place
>My god its almost an hour away
>Im the only driver, friends all insist we go
>Fuck might as well
>We go, blast tunes all the way down.
>Good time
>Arrive at Buck Hill Road
>Ok this shit looks spooky as fuck
>One of my friends wants to nope the fuck out of here, atmosphere of the place is that bad
>Too bad pussy we here
>Drive down the road
>Gets weirder and weirder
>Friend tells me keep driving till we got to the top of a hill.
>Lots of hills, confused about which one we need to goto
>See this big fucker infront of us
>Must be it
>Fuck this is a hefty hill to drive up
>Get to the top
>Turn around, to face down the hill
>Friend explains this ritual we need to do.
>Gotta flash the high beems three times, "scream daddy daddy im here" and brake a stick.
>WtfAreYouForReal.png
>What ever, go with it.
>My friend tells me to flick the lights.
>*Flick* *Flick* *FlicK*
>"DADDY DADDY IM HERE"
>Friend snaps stick
>We wait
>We sitting at the top of a hill. We see a whole valley infront of us
>Friend says we should start to see lights far out in the distance
>Nothing so far
>WaitWhatTheFuckIsThat
>We all see a light at the opposite side of valley.
>Bruh what the fuck
>It moves around for a bit and disspears.
>We freak out
>Friend claims he sees another one
>We look
>Holy fuck there is.
>It looks more orange, and clearly see it moving around
>Freak out more
>Ok now we want to leave, shits to fucked
>We see one more to the left of us. Shit is actually bright and not that far.
>Wtf its getting closer
>Ok time to dip.mp3
>I start the car, drive a bit down the hill.
>We see huge opening, stop and look.
>WTF its three lights floating
>Can't really tell what it is.
>Get a photo of it.
>I look in the rear view mirror
>Shit you not saw something float by, like ghost fly by
>StepOnIt
More?
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>Ghost are fake
>feelsbadman.jpeg
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>>19022487
Was the same before I went, never believed that. Makes you question yourself.
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>>19022494
Go alone with the mindset of fakery, you will not see shit. I tried this. Nothing. But in a group, with influence of the others. You will see all sorts of shit then.
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what if i gave you the rituals to summon a genie. Her name is
Izabael
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ABA
ZABAE
IZABAEL
ZABAE
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larping queer.
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Give me her sigil and I'll do it.
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. What can she do?
She can bring love and sex. [love spells, sex magic spells, romance spells]
She can make many things happen at once.
She can help facilitate and orchestrate the use of other Goëtic spirits so that they work harmoniously together.
She can be a direct link to one's "Higher Self" and can give flashes of insight into many situations.
Like Ariel from The Tempest, she is an all-purpose spirit, and there is nothing she is unwilling to do for the astute and daring magician of any sexual persuasion.
Do you see it?
Jesus Christ.
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Yuh
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Pls tell me thats a shoop
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>>19022212
I'm spooked.
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Not sure if this is more /his/ or /x/, but because its mainly about antarctican civilizations i figured id post it here.
Homo Denisovans are responsible for a small portion of our DNA, the one i'm focusing on is EPAS1 (Epithelial PAS protein 1) that is mainly found in tibetans, which lets us survive at high altitudes and in the cold. My theory is that Dinsovans were just like us, moved into Antarctica and were forced to begin agricultural civ due to snowy climates. There, they developed the EPAS1 gene and then were forced back to Asia from the height of the Pleistocene Epoch. Good theory? Anything I missed? What do you guys think?
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bump
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>>19022129
>Homo
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>19022129
Possible but really unlikely. Denisovans likely didn't stay far from northern Europe and Asia
Ways to kill wendigo besides fire?
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>>19022010
Silver dagger through the heart and then sever its limbs, head and torso into 8 pieces. Then drop each piece into separate concrete block mixes (previously instructed as tying to large rocks) and then dropping each individual piece down separate wells, the center of lakes and dams.
This is basic knowledge though?
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Semen.
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>>19022010
TLAM.
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Hello/x/,
The past two weeks, I've only been able to dream of a eye staring at me. Nothing around it at all just empty space. When I try to move I can't, I can't speak either. Do you guys know what this means? Can I get rid of it?
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I can't rly help but here's a dope pic for u.
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It means the Shadow Beings are watching you
They will try to make you enter their ranks soon
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I don't give a fuck. Spirits beat the shit out of me in my dreams. Talk to me when they're fucking you in the ass with a 3 foot dick and stabbing your fucking eyeballs with knives. It fucking sucks and it's degrading.