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Lol this board died a long time ago bud almost everyone here is insane

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>>19050524
Suck my dick normie.

>>19049139
>Every town has at least one temple
That's most all countries. Lodges which don't have their own building meet in hotels or pubs.

>>19049139

We're pretty big on barbecue, yeah. My lodge recently built a smoker on a big trailer that we haul everywhere and use for fundraisers and outdoor gatherings. I'm more of a ritual geek, so I'm less involved in the philanthropic stuff, but holy hell can some of our guys cook.

Going to my lodge Thursday night to prep some pork butts for overnight smoking for a fundraiser.

I was raised a MM just under 2 months ago. My grandfather was a Freemason but died back in the early 90s. I never had any interest until last year, but my dad told me it was in the family for generations.

I enjoy the rituals, and the fellowship

Do a barrel roll

>>19047383
i actually am being serious
how do o summon a succubus?
if you want to post, post an actual real answer to the question

Another one of these threads... Okay. If you want sex without consequences, then learn to lucid dream. If you want it to be indistinguishable from reality, then learn to WILD (Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming), but that requires sleep paralysis, so be prepared.

I sometimes wish I wasn't subject to a Y chromosome and testosterone which caused me to form a penis, adam's apple, and facial hair growth.

>>19043375
You must write a truth, then a realistic wish ex. I'm in the closet, I wish to be rich

My penis is small. I want a big penis.

>>19041513

In the beginning the rulers of darkness said: let us make man after our image and semblance, but man would not animate, only after God gave the spirit would man animate, it happened when YHVH was breathing into man, so YHVH said, I am god and there's none like me!

If God exists, why would he waste time making a fanny bandit like you?

>>19041513
He loved us so much he made hell to torture 99% of us for lacking specific revelation.

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>>19041308
everything but alien selfie, thats just silly.

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If it were supernatural, it'd be natural.

I don't I don't understand what you're asking.

The SCP Foundation claims to be entirely fictional, although there are those conspiracies that say some SCP's exist and the government changed the site into a wiki after failure to hide the site from public access networks, and so the original ones might actually exist (such as SCP-173, SCP-087, etc).

>>19040393
>What do y'all think about how the SCP Foundation is today?

Total classic. Always good to read when bored kinda like a comic however some may be real

Glope?

>>19056893
Everyone knows the earth is a glope.

>>19056893
Glope is retard for globe

>>19056761
checkmate homosexuals

>>19056761
They showed the footage in reverse.

DUH.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

>>19055444
Elaborate

>>19055428
What if jesus was just an alien or a name for an era.

I dunno but I'm glad you're helping to spam it everywhere.

I'm out of the loop, what's the matter?

>>19051822
I am not spamming it, i just to want to the bottom line with this, beacuse this shit has been going on for months now

i think she did it

>>19050075

Yes of course, as an mk ultraed puppet.

I doubt that she would purposefully put herself in that much danger just for the sake of killing a few of her fans.

Do the words Dangerous Woman mean anything to you?

>I start texting her asking her what's going on, asking her to go back inside, telling her to be safe, etc.
>She texts me back, shitting herself, utterly scared out of her mind
>Her: "Anon, I chased the strange lights out into the woods and out in the darkness I saw a huge thing that was too big to be a person but was walking on it's hind legs!"
>Me (actively questioning what kind of woman I'm dating): "Why did you go out there?!? That was really dangerous, and whatever you saw could be life threatening!"
>She's mortified and profusely apologizing for being so stupid.
>Literally the next night, and coincidentally tonight, we're taking on the phone after I get off work and I'm trying to get her to promise me that she won't go chasing those lights again.
>For some reason she becomes stubborn and won't promise that she'll stay inside that night.
>She's home alone, house on the edge of the woods, there's no moon, and it's snowing
>She still won't fucking promise to stay inside.
>We get into a fight, she gets upset, drinks a margarita.
>She's a lightweight so she gets tipsy immediately.
>STILL won't promise to stay inside.
>We're still arguing when suddenly she goes quiet.
>Whispering: "Anon, that thing is outside my house right now"
>"I can see it's silhouette and I can hear it walking"
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>She starts losing her shit and freaking out and I'm trying to in the very least keep her calm.
>She's literally watching something pacing outside her window.
>Then she sees the lights again.
>She decides to stop looking out the window
>She stays huddled and still in her living room until enough time passes after she sees this unknown entity. She moves to her bedroom and falls asleep.
>I'm left awake researching and greentexting and somewhat bother by the whole ordeal.
>What could this be?
To be continued

>There are hundreds of stories of orbs in the woods, but the details and the way she described the lights aligns most closely with old Welsh and English stories of 'Corpse Candles'
>Without telling her my suspicions, I asked her details about her situation. My findings:
Gf's strange lights:
-small
-mobile
-orange, blue, and white
-leading into the woods in the direction of a cemetery

Corpse Candles:
-small
-mobile
-orange, blue, and white
-float around the dwelling of someone who's dying
-float back and forth from their house to their future grave

Link to main website of info I found: http://www.legendarydartmoor.co.uk/corpse_candles.htm
>Now I'm beginning to become concerned
>This may possibly explain the lights, but what about the humanoid entity outside her house?
>Tomorrow night I'm going over to spend the evening with her, will post updates if anything happens.
>Advice plz, /x/?

Details I forgot:
>Her neighbor's dogs were freaking out last night
>In the fresh snow this morning she found footprints circling her house and back porch coming from the woods.
>Tonight during the "I can see it outside" phase, her cats were very agitated and disturbed, hackles raised and whatnot

>>19056554
Whatever happens don't obey the stop sign.

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>>19056554

>>19056293
Or just Mandela effect

>>19056293
...what?
you need to explain better.

>>19056364
I drank a dunkin donuts coffee, went to school, and there I saw aliens placed an empty starbucks coffee for me to find. Some kind of joke? Aliens don't like dunkin donuts...