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How to become omnipotent or at least high omnipotent ? Is it possible ? Do I have to kill myself to be reincarnated as an all powerful ,all knowing being ? Is being omnipotent bad ?
Any superior being answer my question .
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Mix Pepsi with Coke.
Has to be an exact 50/50 ratio or you will not survive the process.
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Find the true creator of the universe.
Become soulmates with him.
Prove to him you love him and won't break his heart.
He'll eventually share his powers with you.
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>>19056315
Thanks I will give it a try.
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/div/ - Divination General 2017-05-25 05:39:03 Post No.19056283
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/div/ - Divination General
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Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, etc.
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Rustig wrote this to help beginners on how to choose a deck and start with the tarot:
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Thoth, made his own tarot and rune guide:
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The Reader's MEGA resources and notes:
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Hijink's revised divination guide:
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anyone readin'?
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>>19056356
They are. They're in the old thread, but they'll come here once they realise that they're posting in a dying thread now. I'm just here for general talk on divination.
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>>19056368
thanks. i'll just wait a while then.
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I'm being legit guys
How do you get rid of satan?
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draw an upright pentagram,
banish him by name.
If he refuses bind him to the circle,
then force him to leave back to where he came from.
You can also call upon an angel to help you.
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>>19055904
Olam Kalki takes the Demiurge and binds into unto indolence and satiety thus evil is purified as it were unto the shrine of Gion
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>>19055904
Play the Qur'an in your house.
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Someone Has Information About This, or continue doing an Myth.. please tell me what you Think About This.. !!
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>>19055833
Fiction.
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>>19055833
It is fictional, invented by H.P. Lovacraft. Though I'm sure there are some real books written on the occult, its just that the Necronomicon is not real.
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general consensus is that Lovecraft invented the name and the history of the book. almost certainly there is no actual tome dedicated to summoning eldritch horrors ("real" grimoires tend to be about summoning demons that are a bit less cosmic and stuff.)
this should probably go without saying but there is also not a book that summons Deadites for Ash to fight in his cabin in the woods.
there ARE a couple of mass-produced books out on shelves these days called "Necronomicon". to my knowledge they're just people cashing in on the idea (i think one of them is just Goetia along the lines of the Lesser Key of Solomon with modern commentary, and there are better or at least older copies of that stuff - again, though, the Lesser Key itself was almost certainly a work of fiction made in Europe long after the biblical Solomon was dead.)
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IF YOU SMOKE POT AND WANNA LUCID DREAM GIVE UP 2017-05-25 01:27:46 Post No.19055456
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IF YOU SMOKE POT AND WANNA LUCID DREAM GIVE UP
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They arent lying when they say daily pot use fucks your dream recall.
4 days without it and its like all of a sudden my mind is giving me the most intense memories ive had since i was a kid.
ITT: discuss lucid dreaming and dream recall in general
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Pot smoking degenerate here, is that exactly true? I've been wanting to try lucid dreaming for awhile but I really don't know how to approach it, or when would be a good time to do so. I can remember most of my dreams pretty vividly though and I smoke on a daily basis.
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>>19055482
I'm a long standing degenerate. It does mess with your dreams. You still dream if you blaze but it gets harder to remember dreams the more you smoke up. And whenever I have breaks from it I remember a lot more of my dreams.
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>>19055456
I would've agreed with you 2 years ago, but let me say this; as with anything related to cannabis and human behavior, you just have to try harder. As when people cant function while smoking cannabis, as is the same with lucid dreaming. If you are too much of a bitch to have your shit together, it ain't the weeds fault, it's all on you.
Dreams exist to help you purify your mental backlog and potentially remove any minor trauma's that are trying to manifest in a negative way in your conscious life. This is essentially the same function as cannabis has. Which mean, throughout the day, the cannabis helps the processes get into gear that only ever happens when you sleep. So when you actually sleep, you have less of a need for this. Does that mean that you don't dream at all and that lucid dreaming is impossible? No, you are just focusing on the wrong things throughout your day and practicing dreaming wrong in the night.
Fuck you. Try harder and stop spreading bullshit to further your agenda. You are one of the reasons the godsend that is weed gets a bad rep.
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Modern Magick by Donald Michael Kraig 2017-05-25 08:24:31 Post No.19054852
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Modern Magick by Donald Michael Kraig
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What does /x/ think about this book? Is it any good for a absolute beginner? Does Kraig know what he's talking about?
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>>19054852
Try Arabic magic books, they're the legitimate shit.
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It's a really good book. I highly recommend. Course there's a lot of fluff in there that I would skip. Plus he increases the Jewish elements in the LBRH, so be aware of that.
Ultimately, if you want to get into Western Magic. Start with these rituals:
LBRP
LBRH
Middle Pillar
Then do Opening by Watchtower
And finally Goetic Evocation.
There now you don't even need Kraigs book.
Learn some Hermeticism, Gnosticism, Neoplatonism, for cosmological basis.
Brush up on Greek, Egyptian, and Christian Myth.
Study Qabalah, Alchemy, Astrology, and Numerology.
Magic, Talismans, Meditation, etc.
That's western magic in a bottle.
Try to contact your HGA, Patron Saint, or Chosen Deity.
Get initiated into Masons, HOGD, OTO, etc.
That's the ticket.
Mormonism if you like repressed conservative White Witchcraft.
Lucifer is the Light, baby!
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>>19055985
>Lucifer is the Light, baby!
Enjoy eternal damnation, Anon.
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So what does /x think about Sufism? Is it a heresy? Is it a part of gnosis? Does sufism lead one to directly interact with the divine?
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>>19054212
Sand niggers gonna sand nig.
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>>19054212
no expert, but it seems to be it doesn't matter what path you're walking as long as it improves one's spirituality
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i like sufjan stevens
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Enter The Celestial Tournament!!!! 2017-05-25 05:04:38 Post No.19054164
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Enter The Celestial Tournament!!!!
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Ahoy Hoy mystic neckbeards of /x/! I, a humble celestial wanderer of the infinite seas of the net, come bearing a once in an eon offer! You can call me Lord shitpost for now.You have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the creation of a new zeitgeist for the new infant millennium. The Birth of a new spirit which lead humanity into a new glorious dawn. Unfortunately as a side effect of this birth we got to go through the apocalypse, but hey can't make an omelet w/o breaking some eggs as they say. But just b/c the world is ending doesn’t mean we can't have a little fun!
What I propose for you keyboard Witches and Warlocks, Is a GRAND TOURNAMENT the likes of which the world has never seen! Your goal create a digital thoughtform (a meme for you dense fuckers) that infects enough minds that it can reach deity level. I can already hear you faggots asking “what does that mean?” you just need to get your creation turned into a pop culture icon, a cultural firestorm. A digital messiah if you will. All you need to do is create something and put it out there on the chaotic flames of the internet. DO whatever you need to do turn your idea into a legend, band together, backstab, lie, cheat, steal, ALL is fair in love and war.
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The prize? WHY ONLY TO HAVE YOUR CREATION TURNED INTO A GOD THAT WILL REIGN OVER HUMANITY FOR THE NEXT 1000 SOME ODD YEARS!!!!
Once The ALL and I have determined that someone's creation has generated enough psychic energy, We will announce the winner on this board. A winner probably is not going to be chosen for a while we are going to need a lot of psychic energy to make this happen.
A little about The ALL and I. The ALL is a collective gestalt of all gods, idea, souls, multiverses, infinity, etc etc. IT service as a temporary overseer during the transitional period where a new god is crafted from the dying remains of the old one, commonly called the apocalypse, end times, ragnarok etc etc. I am The ALL’s current physical host, so I am basically just the car it drives around.
Once I post this the game has begun and judging has officially started, I will stick around this thread for a bit answer questions.
Good luck everyone dont let the flames burn you too much
-Lord Shitpost
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Um...would you..happen to know...how to travel to another universe, one you have desired in your mind?...Not exactly related, but..uh..figured it would be worth asking.
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Yeah no problem bro, physically? cant help you. maybe in a 1000 years if humanity can hold its rickety ass together science will find a way.
but there is a way
this is going to sound corny i know. you are going to need to cultivate an kind of super imagination. Where you live your life led by ideas, idolizing ideas chasing after them. i recomend reading Alan Moores promthrea if you havent its a good starting text
nice reaction image one of my favs
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I want to share something with everyone.
My town. It's a small place in the Appalachian mountains. It's in the heart of the Coal mining bomb and in the center of the largest oil reserve in the world. It's Paintsville, Kentucky.
It's an odd small town. The actual city is only about 5 blocks which are mostly residential. The odd thing about this city though is it's history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._C._Mayo
This guy put the town on the map. It's also home of a few famous people- which is odd considering how small it is. Ever heard of Johnny Depp? He's from only about 20 minutes away which isn't far. He grew up around here. Then theirs Chris Stapleton and Lorette Lynn.
Anyway, this town was founded by the Freemasons as a place for them to live away from the cities and other people. This area is also a natural bio-dome. When we where in school they toured us through the mansion. They told us that Rockefeller (of Rockefeller plaza) was one of Mayos best friends and spent many days there. They told us the Rothschilds also visted Mayo- I mean, the guy did literally provide the fuel that started the industrial revolution.
All the buildings in town are covering in Masonic eyes and stars. They're is a lodge on 2nd Street. They meet every Thursday and under a Full moon like clockwork.
Everyone who lives here is a Mason or has one in their family. There is a very small population outside of them that is all very poor and lives in 1 secluded ghetto- usually the grandchildren of the coal miners.
Just think this towns pretty spooky, idk if it's just because Im from here but It seems like we play a significant role in ever major historic event.
i also don't think its a coincidence that Snake Mound isn't far from here. They're Indian burial mounds lining Paint Creek. There is a legend that, the Adena indians here where related to the Mayans and that they hide there gold in these mountains. Im sure they found it while mining.
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that's cool but I don't think free masons count as paranormal. any ghost or ayy lmao sightings in your town?
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damn, i didnt know the thread posted. It kept saying text to long last night even when i erased everything
Anyway, Kentucky means Bloodland in Native American/Shawnee. The Shawnee and Cherokee come from the Hopewell and Adena Indians. I'm descended from them, ive had threads about my native heritage here long time ago and that spooky shit but this is different
Another point- the federal reserve at Fort Knox isn't far away either. A very short drive. It's also not a far drive from the largest cave system in the world- Mammoth cave.
And then theirs the slew of famous people...
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>another matrix glitch
Since when was the mediterranean shaped like this? italy was always more to the right and it was bigger
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That's a flat projection of a 3d surface, so it's distorted. Try looking at a globe.
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>>19053242
OP is a retard
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>>19053242
It's always been shaped like that. No idea what you are talking about.
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Where does magic come from? Why are we able to use it under the right circumstances? According to Christianity its from the devil himself, what does /x/ say?
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>>19053124
>Wiccans
>Hexing
>Effectively
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>>19053124
Magic forms from your aura in the form of chakra's with proper mantra and patience you can achieve any form of magic powers like curses, flame control and more.
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>>19053170
What about things like spells that require human flesh or blood to be cast? How does that play in?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVgk8Au4Spc
Skip to 7:30 for PROOF that ALL NASA PHOTOS ARE FAKE
THEY SAY THE UNIVERSE IS FULL OF STARS, NEBULAE AND GALAXIES YET THERE ARE NO STARS IN ANY NASA PHOTOS FROM EARTH ORBIT!!!
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I'm glad blacks are getting involved with typical white insanity now
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>>19052468
Bitch doesn't even know the date of the moon landing. She hot tho. Space must be fake. :P
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>>19052468
You have no idea how cameras work
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Mandela fx.
List em.
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Do it
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I killed 250+ humans while sniping at Iraq.
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le Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone became le Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
I must be in a new dimension
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ITT: Spooky games to play by yourself in the dark.
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>>19051905
Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4
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>>19051905
Silent Hill Games.
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>>19051905
Outlast 2, resident evil outbreak 1&2, Clock tower 2 (if you aren't a graphics whore), pretty much all Penumbra games, Devilry if I want to get jumpscared hard
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This is not some bogus story or cryptic roleplaying. This image is created as an attempt to trigger subconscious functions via visual stimuli. It is based on proven research, nothing "supernatural". I am not related to any corporate or scientific affiliations. Please look at the image uninterrupted for one (1) minute and report any emotions, visuals, desires, or bodily reactions you may experience, beyond that which would be reasonably expected. Thank you. (Do not stare at the image for a prolonged amount of time if you suffer from any severe medical or psychological conditions.)
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>>19051305
>"lol fug im ded"
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Did that shit just laugh?
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>>19051305
I feel regret, because I just spent one minute of my precious time staring on your image and nothing happened. As for the bodily reactions, it killed my boner which I got from a different thread.