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this shit was already all planned out as one big akashic record, so as long as you follow the general universe pattern you can end up finding memes. It's like playing any note on a scale will sound good with any song, as long as it's also written on that scale.

pic related

It's very easy to make random associations with numbers.

>>19059746
That's a really, REALLY, shitty deck OP.

aliens are fake

>>19058577
No one mentioned aliens. Anon doth protest too much.

Simons keeps a surprisingly low profile, except for one fact: his quant-trading firm Renaissance Technologies, spends more than any other financial firm in political contributions. Simons himself was one of the top-5 largest contributors in the country during the 2016 election cycle.

It's funny how much conspiracy shit is just ripped straight out of science fiction.

"Black goo" comes from X-files and now Alien.

Chupacabra comes from "Species."

The Mandela Effect comes from that Star Trek episode where Worf pilots the shuttle through the quantum fluxhole.

Jesus Christ, use your imaginations for once.

>>19058388
holy shit thats unwatchable

learn to speak before you record yourself

you can feel the mental stutters. like listening to a child learning how to read

>>19058397
you don't know how the occult works do you?

This can be explained by how Zoroaster predicted Jesus christ before judaism, by 400 years infact. Zoroaster even talked about how the messiah would be of virgin birth and born on 25 december, and would die to save humanity from sin.

And in tengrism, one of the gods, are exactly like how jesus was. A good example is Bai-Ulgen, who is seen as a cosmic axis (something that brings heaven and eatrh closer) between Earth and the Eternal Blue Sky (Heaven), Jesus is the same. He is also considered the son of Tengri (the main deity)

>>19058323

I'm a chaos magician who wound up with an eclectic mixture of Hermetic Christianity, Discordianism, Taoism, and non-traditional dragon worship.

>>19058173
most camera apps dont even let u save as png by default anymore,

u have to get a new software from appstore
(my experience)

Because saving photos or antialiased text in vector or raw is smart as fuck. Kill yourself, data whore.

>JPGs
they take up less space. the average person doesn't care
>no offline maps by default anymore
anymore? they never did. besides, there's ten billion issues with offline maps, like them getting out of date, privacy violations, etc
>can't make emergency calls in fuck nowhere
do you know how phone networks work even in the basest of sense?
>compasses
this isn't a feature most people need. besides, if you manage to get stranded in the jungle or mountainside without even the most basic of supplies, you're going to be fucked in more ways than just "my cell phone doesnt have a compass QQ"

3/10 made me reply

I would make normal people summon demons and prove that nothing happens.

I'd make a series about paranormal beliefs around the world. Not to try to find evidence, or disprove things, just an informative series about /x/ type topics.
It would be fun to approach the subject in a scholarly way and just document it as mythology without judging validity one way or the other.

>>19057753
I'd 100% prove the existence of "ghosts", whatever they are, with a budget of under 100k. Easily.

Summon a succubus on the table and fuck her in front of everyone.

>>19057601
I need instructions

Use the weejee board and spell out "Nigger" every time.

raisemyvibrationalfrequency.com

>>19057506
What race are you? There is a limit to your frequency depending on your race

>>19057515
Jewish

>>19057456
could mean you're not sure of yourself or you don't know what you believe in

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>>19057492
Could be true. I've been reconsidering many of my previous notions which has lead to a great deal of cognitive dissonance.

Honestly I was afraid it meant I subconsciously aware of a tracking device put in my teeth and this was my mind's way of telling me. Been checking my teeth over since this morning.

>>19057456
ok this is one of the most important and common dreams in islamic dream interperting and there's shit ton written about it : mawdoo3.com/تفسير_حلم_تساقط_الاسنان

here's the most relevant :
"if you saw your upper teeth fall unto your hands it signifies money that will become yours"

"if you saw your teeth have a foul smell it means a fight among your relatives ,or a misdeed that strikes your home's people, or gossip spreading"

"if you see your teeth decay before falling, it means a misfotune will strike your people"

"the canine represents the master of the kin that is depended on and no one stands above him or takes his place"

"the teeth represent the people of the house, the teeth of the right side represent the males and the teeth of the left side represent the females, the farther left or right you go the older the individuals, the canines represent yourself if it corresponds to your gender's side, otherwise it represents your significant other, if a tooth falls, the person it signifies perishes"

Have someone there with you. Put it in a glass bowl. It looks like yellow crystals. Use a butane torch to light it. Take one hit, exhale all the way. Take another big hit. The biggest hit you can take. Hold it for as long as you can. Have your friend take the pipe from you and if you do it right, you will pass out and have the trippiest dream ever.

>>19057202
Is there a way to tell if it's laced?

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Yeah, just look at it. If it's wet or has powder on it, it's laced. It's yellow crystals.

>>19056605
tl;dr

Very well, since you asked nicely I will give you an introduction.

The fastest way to learn Chaos Magic that I am aware of is to imagine that you are literally living in a virtual reality. Most chaos magicians that I have met lose their minds after this point, when they lose track of where their imagination ends their perceptions of physical reality begin. If you lose track of which is which, then your soul's wave form will collapse, it will become ordered and your chaos magic will have no efficacy. It is the uncertainty of your mind's own fluctuating coordinates in the web of consciousness that generates power for your magic.

The imagination is a powerful tool, because it can see where eyes can not. I will link you a clip from a movie that uses creative visuals to demonstrate the power of the imagination:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvi6n89JWUY

The character in this movie does not use only her eyes to see. She imagines where the other people are, and does so in such a way that her imagination synchronizes with physical reality. She uses her imagination as if it were a virtual overlay that augments her perception of physical reality without replacing her sense of reality entirely. Contrary to the plotline of the movie, this is actually something humans can naturally do without super powers, magical MacGuffins, or Unobtanium.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Unobtainium?from=Main.Unobtanium

I will continue in the next post.

>>19056738
This is continued from my first post.

Learning to differentiate your virtual overlay called "imagination" is central to the idea of synchronizing your imagination to physical reality. To this extent, Chaos magicians use symbols. One way to use a symbol is to place value, or remove on the symbol. This sends a pulsed signal through the web of consciousness which if nothing else RNG's physical reality, because there is no change you can make to your consciousness without affecting physical reality by extension. What many novice Chaos magicians fail to take note of is that symbols can be have any number of dimensions.

The word, apple is a symbol.
An actual apple that you can eat is a symbol.
The DNA strands for an apple tree is a symbol.
The code for the DNA strands for an apple tree is a symbol.

To use Chaos magic, you will create a series of symbols, such that when you place or remove value in them, knowledge about physical reality comes to mind. A symbol is nothing more, and nothing less than a mnemonic device.

Does the physical universe use symbols to keep track of its self?

Some clever magicians get the idea to make people their symbol. This is where the notion of nation building comes in. As a leader, you will most likely not be using your imagination to augment your perception of physical reality so that you can shoot people through walls, or read their minds. There are people who have this level of skill, usually in a less theatrical sense than the in movie clip I linked, and being aware of this will be vital if you are ever noticed by rivals who also are awake to the notion of augmenting their perceptions of reality by way of imagined virtual overlays. One day, humans will build digital devices that operate as prosthetics for people who do not have imaginations, or souls.

I will continue in my final post.

He's probably just talking about how being a genius also makes you an outcast.

>>19056453
Sounds bullshit to me. I prefer the alien version.

>>19056489
Yeah, I agree. It's about aliens.

No, yes, all of the above.

>>19055906
We'll, it's lovecraft, not Evil Dead that came up with it. So maybe.

>>19055922
Id love to get into the vatican vaults with someone who actually knows where the stuff is in there, i bet theyve got some mad shit

Seek and you shall find.

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I wish there was a beginner's thread or reading list alongside the /omg/ thread.
/omg/ has plenty of fantastic resources but the community is n't very helpful for beginners

>>19055646
That's what I'm doing you stupid fucking retard thanks for the top notch advice.