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>>19078845
OP is a

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>>19078880
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7 eleven keh?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>19078839
Apparently, something from the future. Look at the time-stamp, it says May 23rd, 2018. No fucking clue what it is, though. Squirrel pressed it's nuts against the camera for shits and giggles for all I know.

>>19079412
i prefer this explanation

>>19078722
Is this Op about fappping? Block 4chan. Kek.

>>19078727
No I have not posted about fapping. But I made some mistakes, and now. If anyone who is serious knows about this feel free to help.

People who write occult bullshit to scare others can stay away, it's pretty easy to identify those. So true believers can write at ease.

>>19078727
I don't think he means that, which was kind of stupid anyway.

>>19078722
You have to want to change your life around. It's like quitting a bad habit. You have to have a good reason to and remind yourself of it every day. Every day is going to be a fight, but good luck.

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>>19078718
two weeks ago I had a day and a half disappear from me then I woke up in a hospital with no memory or recollection of what happened

everyone was worried about me and a missings person report was filed and everything and I still have no clue what happened to me, it's still fresh so I'm still balancing wtf happened

>>19078748
Do you remember anything that happened say... three days ago?

>>19078752
of course I know what happened 3 days ago but what happened two weeks ago was sktechier when I look at my gps log and a gap between 7am-3pm happened where nothing was recorded

Funny, my first David Icke video was the 1991 Wogan interview where he declared himself the "son of god" on national television.

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>when you watch your second david icke video

>>19078456
I don't know Op. Frontal lobe injuries cause a loss of inhibition. Saying stuff that nobody else will doesn't make you wise. Case in point.

>>19078055
Bumping for interest

Step in, you're already halfway in.

>>19078315
Yep, that made no sense

i remember this arg, there was a thread about it a week ago, ill see if i can find it

>>19077953
found it >>19042950

https://68-65-6c-6c.online/2/222422231919222023222023222324
we need to solve this

>>19077906
fuck off retard

>>19077906
illuminati exposed! illluminati exposed! 2009 youtube is leaking

>tfw kids 7 year old now know about the illuminati via pop culture
>tfw it was the psy op all along


btw it still wont work lmao how desperate they are

that we check em.

>>19077777
Impressive

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It means you're safe....

For now

This is a nice set , very nice character, I love the original channel.
I love you OP.

What the fuck

>>19078098
Nothing new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWf6Zvn0jQ

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hypothetical.

He should visit a Doc about this or should at least consider some Ultrasonic Screening...if there is something missing or left behind it could probably been seen...

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>>19077641
Drugs are for fags.
Go seek medical assistance.

>>19078946
Back to /pol/ you sheep.

gnosis. or to be frank, research up on archons/flyers/chinning seeing as they're responsible for mostracised of the mental illnesses in the world

>>19077163
Do you have any suggestions on how I would go about doing so?

>>19077144
You know it could be the meds side effects? Drug abuse is also a big factor for bipolar are they using any drugs, particularly alcohol too self-medicate? Honestly I think this discussion would be better done elsewhere on a /psych/ board. It's dangerous to go messing about with someones mental health with the occult or not especially if they are already involved in another form of treatment

>>19076995
regrettably yes

>>19076995
>think
anyone serious about this board knows there is, newfag

>>19077041
>knows
what proof do you have of an after life existing?

>>19076557

The corridor was long and brightly lit, with white tile flooring, makeshift steel walls, and overhead lights. The entire facility had been haphazardly built over the thing, caging the in. It was too dangerous to relocate somewhere more secure.

“What agency did you say you worked for?” He asked.

“I’m from the Atypical Threat Reduction Agency.”

“I ain’t heard of that,” he said, his pace increasing to a march.

“Well, it’s new.” I said, struggling to keep up.

“Who’s in charge there?”

“Since it was created this morning, and because I’m the only person in it—I guess that would be me.”

“I’ll be honest—we didn’t know who to expect, sir. Once the president disappeared and the rest of the cabinet resigned, we didn’t know who they would send. We didn’t know who’d be crazy enough to want to come.”

“Yeah, well,” I said. “Sometimes it’s not the decision makers who rise to face the unknown, but the those who ask questions.”

“So you volunteered?”

>>19076558

“It came down the chain, and I was the first person it came to without the authority to pawn it off on someone else. I think most people would rather be home right now with their families. There was also a major concern it may be telepathic.”

“Ah, so it can’t learn any classified intel?”

“I was the only one not cheating on his wife. They thought a clean conscience might be the best representation for all of humanity.”

He looked back for just a moment with a wry smile, “She must be a lucky gal.”

“I’m not married,” I said.

We continued down the long hall, its walls shining in the light, and the recently placed, immaculate white tiles of the floor cascading down the hall. Finally, we arrived at a large steel hatch with a wheel lock. The soldier turned to face me as he bent over to turn the wheel.

“The room is pressurized, so if something goes wrong, we can’t get you out.”

“So what should I do?”

“Don’t piss it off.”

>>19076565


The door wheezed and a gust of moist air shot from the seams of the hatch. The soldier stepped in first. The room was brightly illuminated, with a large glass window from the floor to ceiling that looked into total darkness. At the center of the room was a small desk, the kind a high school teacher would have used in a school suffering from budget shortages, a single steel rolling chair with faded green cloth, and on the floor beside them was an old beat-up CRT television with a frayed cord spiraling out from behind it.

The soldier’s pace increased to just short of a run. He leaned over and lifted up the heavy television set and dropped it onto the table, rattling the ancient electronics within. “It talks through this,” he said, gesturing to the old television. “You’ve got an hour. Good luck.”

The soldier made his way to the door as fast as he could.

“Aren’t you going to plug it in?” I asked.

The hatch slammed shut.

The lights went out and the sounds of whirring mechanism churned as the room began pressurizing. Adjusting my eyes in the black, I could see a glow in the darkness beyond the glass, like the beam of a lighthouse suffocated by fog.

As the clicking hum of electricity filled the incandescent lights of the room they flickered back on. I slowly approached the glass sheet that made up an entire wall of the large room and stood perfectly still. I couldn’t make anything out through the window. The light in the room was too bright, and all I could see was my own reflection in the still black glass.

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>>19076275
>tfw no cougar hypnotist to turn me into her little slave boy

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Hypnotic powder.

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Assuming I've been hypnotized, how would I know?