How do I summon Baron Samedi?
>>19085711
I thought that guy is called papa emeritus.
I summoned him before. He really didn't take me seriously. He just laughed at me. Why do you want to summon him?
>>19085767
I've heard he's a healer
Hi /x/, I've been practicing pyrokinesis for the last 12 months, and since two weeks ago, I have been able to make a candle go out without breathing/touching etc. Just my energy. Because I'm skeptical, I've tried it in different set ups, with different candles, and it just keeps on working. I know it's true, because I did it, but I still can't believe it.
Anybody here who is experienced in these types of things?
how did you get there? how did you "train"? could you make a video and share it?
>>19085729
I started with just staring at the flame and feeling its energy. Then I went on with making it move in the way I wanted to. All of the sudden, I thought about making the candle go out, and it did. I always start of with an hour of meditation, then proceed to try and manipulate the fire.
>>19085742
I am 0% surprised that you completely avoided this question.
>could you make a video and share it?
maybe I'm a psychic.
wait, I have a vision of the future: you will say "I won't post a video because the NSA/CIA/imaginary badguys would kidnap me".
Billionaire aerospace exec says they're right under our noses.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4554970/Robert-Bigelow-absolutely-convinced-aliens-Earth.html
But if he's spent millions on researching them, why hasn't he disclosed any real proof?
>But if he's spent millions on researching them, why hasn't he disclosed any real proof?
You really want to know why?
Its a death wish
i wonder what he means when he says they are right under our noses? it reminds me of declassified documents referring to aliens as 'ultraterrestrials' rather than 'extraterrestrials,' meaning that they exist on a different vibrational plane to our own.
anyone else?
possible reasons?
tried vitamins, magnesium didnt worked
>>19085475
Anon, you need to see a doctor. Immediately.
Just gently rub it and make sure to drink lots of water. I tend to get this from time to time, and it always goes away eventually.
>>19085475
do it old school, try whisky, you'll forget that shit after 2 drinks
Went out for a smoke break and found this black cat right outside my apt door, it has a weird star necklace on it as well, what the fuck is happening can anyone explain? This seems Wiccan to me or something
>>19085435
Did you went to Starbucks?
What is this necklace on the cat? This shit seems weird
>>19085447
By the way the cat is very docile and lays on the floor and attempts to get my attention and like cuddle etc it seems like someone owns it
What's in the box?
>>19085432
A feminine penis.
>>19085434
that is the best kind
>>19085432
Fresh covfefe from the thicc forests of Ghana.
>Catalog
>Ctrl+F Mandela
>No results
You guys disappoint me.
Here is a recap of every event that has changed when the universes merged:
- Berenstein or Berenstain?
- Did Nelson Mandela die in this century? Or 25+ years ago?
- Mirror mirror on the wall, or magic mirror on the wall?
- C3PO has a silver leg.
- Curious George has no tail.
- Pikachu lacks a black marking on his tail.
- Coen brothers, or Cohen brothers?
- Disney movie logo was never written by Tinkerbell.
- Evil Witch in Wizard of Oz never said "Fly my pretties, fly!"
- Mother Teresa only became a saint last year.
- The chinese guy in tianmen square was not run over by a tank. Instead he was pulled aside.
- Febreze or Febreeze?
- Looney Toons or Looney Tunes?
- Fruit Loops, or froot loops?
- Flinstones or Flintstones?
- Sex in the city or Sex and the city?
- Life is like a box of chocolates, or life was like a box of chocolates
- Luke I am your father, or No I am your father?
- KitKat or Kit-Kat?
- Monopoly guy has no monocle?
- Mona Lisa is smiling now.
- It's a beautiful day in the/this neighborhood.
- Location and size of new zealand, Japan, madagascar.
- MLK shot with handgun, or rifle?
- Mussolini is a different man than what you think he looks like.
Does anyone else have anything to share?
Looney Toons is explainable as you also saw Merry Melodies, hence people made the connection.
It's just your shitty memories from when you were a child.
>>19085191
Mother Teresa is most famous as Mother Teresa because she was not made a saint until recently, if she was made a saint earlier we would've known her as Saint Teresa
If gnosticism is true, why are (((they))) promoting it?
Lego Movie was dope as fuck
>promoting it
>not even in (((Oscars))) because lol selling toys, even if was the best movie of the year
you know why people rise up in the world?
because they have a perch.
i don't mean joe blow.
i mean that one who influences the world.
hide your secrets.
guard your treasures.
we all see to the flame in our time.
I'm preparing a Summer Solstice ritual to take place at an ancient druidic site. Do you know of any music that could be appropriate for the evening?
I'm looking for ambient, Pagan/Celtic/Wiccan moods preferably.
Thanks!
>>19085184
Taylor Swift
>>19085184
Try Wardruna. Or this track (I use it for my meditation sessions in the forest and it's very powerful):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiQcKFgx440
>>19085184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiyOajnJnTg
>Not posting the obvious choice.
Soy is people. Spread the word.
>>19084490
Close.
It is sentient, though.
>>19084493
All living things are sentient. Sapient is the word you are looking for.
That movie was alright.
Watch the skies.
More like Gengar.
You have been warned.
I'm watching. Nothing is happening.
What am I looking for exactly?
Pretty much. Look at Vault7. Those goddamn psyoping intelligence niggers.
>>19084360
no it was made by god or this creathor
>>19084360
Here is leaked classified Apollo program footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnTludRdZDw
Explain 0:50.
>>19084360
They have to have a way to make conspiracies look tinfoil tier. Flat earth is like an IQ test. Makes it easier to discredit us.
>Those conspiracy fags are looney tunes. If they believe flat earth, then X, Y, Z!
I randomly had this sent to me by a number I don't have, I would pass it off as a wrong number text but it gives me chills, so somebody explain other things, also, does it give you chills as well?
>>19084286
Chills of wanton sexual desire; who's the Semen Demon?
>>19084295
idk, but it doesn't get me erect at all, sadly, it just freaks me out
>>19084300
Might just be you. Can't really see anything here, other than placement. She's in the center of the image, but she is filling the image from top to bottom because of the wheel. People who seem tall, or like they may be looking down at us, are naturally intimidating (subconsciously).
Hey /x/
Have you found any "proof" of biblical tales / things noted in the Bible? As in, people finding the alleged remains of what is called a "Nephilim" or evidence of angels, Archangels, Heaven and hell, god and the devil?
Also, please keep it as "proven" as possible, i'd really like to know more about this.
>>19083655
Sure thing.
You know that part of the bible that says: Say it in the name of jesus and you'll move a mountain?
Try it, you will move the mountain, man.
>>19083663
A lot of things in the bible were said figuratively i think, haven't read the entire Bible yet, but i think i will.
Hey /x/
can´t seem to find a dream-, dream interpretation thread.
I had something really wierd happening today while sleeping, anybody interested in reading through?
I have been doing interpretations myself for a long time so if you´d like I can try with your´s.
But, reading your own dreams is very difficult. So if anyone is interested, post here!
>Dream thread
>Interpretation thread
>Spooky sleepy time general
>Greentexts and everything you want related to dreams
Yo
What's your dream?
>>19083610
I´m gonna greentext wait a minute
Sorry for delay my computer did a kind of wierd thing
>>19083610
Sorry for the long delay, my computer acted up. This is what happened today in my dream
A little bit of info about me: I am a native german speaker and have learned to speak english from childhood on, also I have learned to speak italian during work and having a lot to do with italians in general. I am far from fluid in italian but I can converse quite normally with people once they notice I am no native and slow down a bit.
I am 23, male and I worked in gastronomy for 7 years now. I live in the alps so I have taken some hikes to the mountains and I know how to behave and prepare.
For the dream:
>typical dreamy fuzz of warping shit with no real meaning
>suddenly find myself standing on top of a rocky surface with nearby wooded area
>must have been on a hike because notice myself wearing backpack, boots, sunscreen etc. usual mountaingear
>suddenly dreamy fog vanishes around me and my close surroundings (about 20 square meters) become really realistic
>like reaaally uncomfortably realistic
>smell mountain air, wood, stone, sweat.
>feel thirsty and strained, feel the hot sun on my neck
>notice my knees being tired, must have gone a long time without pausing
>stand on a upwards slope with loose rocks, so stumble a bit but catch my feet and stand there, looking upwards the mountains and seeing the dreamy fuzzy fog starting again some 50 meters upwards
>catch my breath wanting to go on upwards the mountain
>girl with a bike in front of me, coming from the left side
>not driving it but walking besides her bike
>just a normal citybike, no downhill thing or anything
>start to really wonder
>she´s not too attractive, not too ugly, not too old, not too young, just what you would consider the general understanding of "female"
>dark hair, dark sweater
>she talks to me in italian all off a sudden
now keep in mind I am not fluid in italian, so I will just translate literally what I said to her and what she said to me to english.
>cont.