Compliment Jorge or face his wrath
Face his wrath....
Come at me like you can make heaven, Jorge!
nice smile, jorge
>>19100764
Nice smile, Jorge
>stop believing
>>19100714
Yes Randi.
>>19100714
What if James Randi had paranormal abilites.
>>19100895
Like his ability is acting as a null and disabling the paranormal abilities of others in the vicinity.
Ask this because i am not americans
what is right sound for " Ayy lmao" ?
everytime I read this word i call it " eye - La - mo "
>>19100655
"ayee" "la-mayo"
>>19100655
A-lum-may-ao
A, like the sound of a of, "hey".
>>19100668
a-lu-mae-yao?
My mother has chronic back pain and is tired all the time and cant absorb iron and smokes and is too tired to do anything.
Coyld binaural waves fix her? If so what are the best kind for her?
>>19100636
Death is the only answer, she needs to get rid of that sick body
She needs a detox.
Try diotamacious earth or w/e it's called in english. It purifies your system like a mofo.
Your mom is just lazy. Tell her to get her butt up and jazzercise
post all your shit x make me scared for the night B)
>>19100603
>>19100603
Despair Code:
Humans accessed eternal life technology thousands of years earlier than now.
Humans are getting instant regrowth of their missing body parts. They are getting their old brains placed into the heads of young cloned bodies. Some of the clone bodies are only aged seven years; old humans looking like children.
Ancient humans, breakaway civilizations of humans are, "mind controlling" millions of humans by a muscle flexing technology. The machines are as close as at you. The machines are as far as miles. The mind control happens by electricity caused at your muscles or your brain.
Aliens (science freak experiments) are pets, slaves, workers, acquaintances, friends, "family", or comrades of the most ancient humans and breakaway civilization humans...and like how the richest surface humans of United States of America pamper their pet dogs with food which is better quality than most humans at surface of Earth eat...some aliens have better quality technology than United States Armed Forces. Many of the humans, among the groups of humans who are dominating all the aliens, use the aliens as, "portable storage containers" which are, "smart", "interesting", "interactive" and, "self securing".
Humans can travel from Earth to Marse during only a few hours time. Humans are living at the moons of every planet gravitied of Sol. They have robots to make all their food, and their governments are comprised of all citizens representing at the legislature, courts, and harming operations (executive work; non-words work).
Why can't skeptics see this shit? There's so much occult symbolism to the point that this can't simply be a coincidence nor the producers randomly inserting subtle and elaborate masonic symbolism to poke fun at conspiracy theorist.
If you have a actually free masonic symbolism and come to the conclusion that there's nothing going on with this crap, then you are stupid.
Only question that remains is what deceptive purpose are they doing this and making it so blatant?
>>19100363
>occult symbolism
>SR: Gat out of hell
All I see is pentagrams and shit, not very esoteric symbolism at all.
You might as well as why Doom has satanic imagery and 'subliminal messages' in it's music.
So your theory is that:
- a satanic cult controls popular media.
-it is of utmost importance that no one finds this out, it is a closely guarded secret.
-thus, what they do is drop blatant hints to it constantly
For what purpose?
The spine does not end at the tailbone, it ends at the urethral opening.
they kept telling me to just let it flow and i kept taking it figuratively but its supposed to be taken literally, it's referring to an actual liquid. Not urine, not semen. Some other much more powerful liquid
that can literally carry negative energies out of our body if you learn how to let it flow. It is meant to be a solitary meditative act, not related to sex nor relieving oneself.
That's the mysterious part that nobody ever explains to you in simple literal terms (at least not that I'm aware of). It's like a drainage system for the soul/spirit or something.
>>19100139
Thanks.
I sit down to pee. I have a penis.
...precum?
Don't hold back
>>19100104
kys
You want to know the ultimate red pill?
>>19100142
Ok I guess not, your loss.
I was about to post the most interesting thing in all of /x/ but I guess the risk is too big.
Is this a PsyOp designed to fuck with your libido or is it actually a secret/hidden knowledge which evolves around vitality?
I really need to know.
>>19100084
I wouldn't pay this any mind, OP
>>19100113
Yeah, I'm sure there couldn't be any benefit to not cumming constantly
>>19100084
its a group of people that have a masturbation addiction.
How extensive is the tunnel system?
Bruh.
>>19100063
/thread
Seriously though. Do they just connect military bases throughout the U.S. to Washington, D.C.? Or do they connect the world's financial centers and government capitals? There has to be some overlap between flat earthers and deep underground military base believers. Have they bored a hole straight through to the underside? Is this the secret to getting past the Mountains of Madness in Antarctica (by simply going under and around) and the one weird trick that they used to build the big plastic dome of the sky and enslave us?
The War is about to begin.
What are you doing to prepare?
Trying to achieve Christ Consciousness via meditation, exercise, healthy eating, and generally being nice to people.
I hope I get fucking blown away by a nuke.
>>19099979
It looks like I'm shit posting but I'm actually on a mission to destroy the world with a fart in a jar. The apocalypse is going to be smelly.
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Imma do a few readings, trading preferred.
>>19099933
Could make me a read, please?
>>19099938
Ok, ask away
What the fuck happened to the ElsaGate thread?
PedoTube*, apologies
>>19099887
I don't fucking know!!
t. The guy who posted the archived deleted post.
>>19099890
I get the conspiracy shit isn't exactly paranormal but there are other, way more off topic threads currently still up..
What the fuck mods/janitors?
Hello
I'm part of an Order known by few and definitely not famed. But those of you like us will know what I mean when I say:
The time is coming. You know this war. We need to find each other this time. All of us. We can't do this split up all over the place like this. Use projection if we must but we have to prepare. If you remember the war of the Alpha then you know how bad it can be, but this will be a hundred times worse. Stand together family. Universal Catalyst numbers 023, 226, 211
>>19099863
Oh yes your from the Legion of Ancestral Royal Paladin Elven Riders. Or LARPER for short.
>>19099863
Wow is that really you? I'd rather spend my time preparing by blowing bubbles. Don't worry, I'll be right down the street.
faggot order
So I found this hanging from a post on my way back home.
It looks neat! Any idea what it is?
It's me
>>19099745
Looks like a clown mask