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>>19119983

It's not a joke, it's a training program. You either graduate or keep getting held back and repeating until you graduate or it breaks.

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>>19119983
I am familiar with the sensation, and I noticed that it stopped when I did the following thing:

- Stopped imagining what it would be like if I were laughing at my self, through my own sense of synchronicity.

For bonus points, I then explained my process to another person, and waited for the reflection of my synchronistic flow to get back to me. Each time I did this, and proved to another person that I wasn't secretly laughing at them behind their back, but rather sincerely valued them as a valid member of our collectively cocreated reality experience, my own sense through synchronicity that I was laughing at my self diminished.

Reality is a mirror. You get back what you put into it. Sometimes it loops on repeat, until you adjust one of the mirrors how you like it. Other people can be valuable cocreators that can help you adjust the mirrors that you don't know how to reach by your self. Fundamentally, synchronicity is neutral. Conscious beings are the ones that assign meaning, where previously there was none. It is this process of creating meaning that adjusts the mirrors.

If reality reflects a synchronistic meaning you don't prefer, simply ignoring and acting as if the opposite happened changes the meaning of that synchronistic flow in that moment of creation.

These words are how I view reality, at any rate. I sincerely hope that they can help you either enhance or diminish your sense that you are being laughed at you choose to do so.

Was thinking something similar last night.
Life is some sort of destructive, violent orchestra and if there ever was a God, he'd be watching us just for his entertainment.

>>19119533
I just came here to call you a faggot. You're a faggot.

go on

>>19119533
Hypnosis is cool, yes. Anything you'd like to share?

I'm native American, been to ceremonies and stuff. Never had anything weird happen. Except your paranormal stuff. During summer I see skin Walker running around at night. See them staring at me sometimes when I'm on the porch smoking a cigarette. That's about it though.

Im hispanic and ive heard la llorona a couple of times

>>19118515
I have. My friends and I were having a get together at my lodge in the mountains (parents rich af). Having a good time, pulled a prank on everyone and was gonna upload it. Long story short we were attacked by the fucking Wendigo and it's too long to greentext.

One time I had a dream about a girl I met when I was 9. We rode a hot air balloon and it crashed in a field. I found her and then kissed her, then woke up missing her, wondering if she's ever alone, thinking about me.

I walked into this huge lift in some large city, but noone else was getting in, it was just me. All of a sudden the ceiling falls and squashes me. As it hits me time freezes.

I just had one about alien clowns actually existing and they were way scarier than the movie ones, all horrible gag like weapons and all. Oh and they could run too.

Yes there is a legitimate picture out there called goatse.

>>19117599
Yeah... no thank you.

I'm a god from another planet. I came to earth and switched bodies, therefore, I am an alien.

>>19117281
at the end it sounds like a short loop of a female voice being played backwards

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>>19117394
let the bodies hit the floor, its repeated a couple of times.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/93mmo9yewci7jfo/6264.mp3?dl=0

>>19118518

lol

>>19116731
Get killed.

Get naked, cover self in blood, start a cult. Then we'll see where it goes from there

>>19116731
probably piss on the corpses of the fucks who deserve it and then jack it and get someone to kill me. that or become a harlot to some bigrig with enough caps

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>>19115214
>/y/ tier podcasts

You want gay hentai themed podcasts eh?

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>>19115214
>/y/ tier podcasts

Anyway try Black Tapes
Also Welcome To Night Vale if you're into lovecraftian weird shit and are willing to get over the impossibly retarded fandom.

>>19115236
It's early an I have a QWERTZ keyboard. I missed it.
>>19115238
Thanks, m8

>>19114380
no

>>19114380

No. Animals like to move in herds. They'll wander off to the next shiny distraction soon enough.

Wasn't there a time in the '90s where the paranormal was all the rage in pop culture?

It's just a natural process of that generational "retro" cycle. Might even come around again in the 2030's.

Fake news

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>>19112372
Being completely serious.

>>19112365
Why not add your blood to the varnish so you don't have to bleed yourself out everytime you practice your savage and stupid routine?

Fast forward to February 2003

>In the woods with my cousin, Tom, about 8 years old
>I'm 12
>Building a den
>About 4 in the afternoon so sun is going to be setting soon, not dark yet though
>Tom goes to find more sticks for the den
>I stay and carry on building the walls (not a great den, only about 3ft tall)
>I put the last stick on the wall, Tom isn't back
>I shout Tom and he answers, can't see him though
>Start looking for more sticks myself in the opposite direction to Tom
>2 minutes later, hear a scream
>It's Tom
>I'm scared
>Why is Tom screaming?
>Pause for a few seconds, don't know what to do
>Start running towards where Tom is
>Tom is heading towards me crying
>Like, really crying
>Sobbing like a little bitch, red face, panicked
>I ask what's wrong
>He screams that a man tried to take him
>We run back to the house
>Parents try to calm us down
>Make hot chocolate, give us a hug and shit like that
>Tom tells his story...
>Says a doctor told him to go away with him because he wanted to make him better
>Parents are concerned
>Dad calls the police to report it, just in case
>2 hours later, police arrive
>Ask us questions and then search the woods
>No one there
>kek obviously, it happened 2 hours ago you plebs
>Next month or so Tom doesn't come over and parents get a bit more protective
>No more innawoods for you, anon

Continued...

Anyone lurking? Should I carry on?

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>>19111614
keep it up, boss, i'm reading

>>19109895
>What do they want?
for you to take your meds
>How common are they?
As long as your prescription lasts, none
>How do you spot one?
don't take meds
>How do you kill it?
take your meds

how about you pay me something

>>19109895
You defeat a skinwalker by fucking off or knowing their human name but there are barely any skinwalkers left

You kill a fleshgait by tricking them into overdosing in drugs or drinking gasoline before being set on fire. You trick them into doing that by acting like it's normal human behavior as the fleshgait will try and blend in. Of course you have to have the fleshgait replace someone for that to be possible. Alternatively cover some really fucking strong caliber bullets in white ash and get them blessed by a navajo shaman. Should fuck it up at least

>>19108927
>What are your thoughts on these creepy ass videos?
what

>>19108927
http://archive.is/NsqMx

>>19108993
Start reading at the post that says "OP here."

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Intredasting

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>>19108291
I know this is an /x/ tier thread, but I still wish they would thaw up their UFOs in Antarctica and come back to save us from the plague of shitskins.

ADOLF, WHY HAVE YOU LEFT US?!?

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http://www.luft46.com/lippisch/lip13a.html
> Dr. Alexander Lippisch designed this ramjet powered interceptor in late 1944, much of the research coming from his work on the DM-1 test glider (see below). The wings were sharply swept back at 60 degrees, and there was a single large fin and rudder in which the cockpit was located. The ramjet was fed by a circular intake that protruded from the nose, and exhausted beneath the vertical fin at the rear. Research in the DVL high-speed windtunnel indicated that the P.13a had outstanding stability up to the maximum tested speed of Mach 2.6, and no unfavorable characteristics in the subsonic range. A liquid fueled rocket motor was planned for takeoff and to get the aircraft to ramjet operating speed.Since fuel was in short supply by this stage in the war, powdered coal was to be used in the ramjet.
>Max. Speed: 1650 km/h (1025 mph)

ISOLATED

>>19108226
i want to be a vampire too

1. Contract "Sanguinare Vampiris".
2. Wait 72 hours to transform.
3. Upgrade to a Vampire Lord by downloading the Dawnguard expansion.
4. Start the Dawnguard quest to complete the upgrade.
5. Learn to live as a vampire. Keep your character balanced, travel at night, and remember to feed.