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I heard my dad jerked off to a mannequin in front of a bunch of people. He is such a drunk. He even lost his virginity to a prostitute. The fact that he masturbated to someone who isn't real proves that he is insane. I asked him why he didn't take meds it was because he says he doesn't need which is bull, he can just self medicate with alcahol. I get chemically lobotomized every month! I wish they would give me some good drugs that I can reach new heights with instead of making me brain dead. By the way I'm being forced to take these meds that hurt me, plus the system has helped rape me before

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Anyone have a pdf of this book?

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Do you folks ever feel badly detached from your surroundings because of your so called enlightenment ?

I studied the occult and philosophy to get a better understanding of my life, and now I've become very distant to all my relative. I just can't take their vain bullshit anymore. I only find joy on my own now and I miss the times I wouldn't get so annoyed at other's lack of reflection or ignorance.

I'm not even being condescending, I'm just tired of having to deal with people being unaware of their own potential, living their lives like talking animals and never ever seeking greatness, forever condemned to lead a meaningless life failing to adjust itself to society's standards.

I'm exhausted of hearing of "problems" that were born out of basic instincts and general lack of common sense.

Sry for blogpost

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euikn0NM8GA

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boy oh boy what a day brothers! I have been to the year 10000AD and man I seen some things YOU PEOPLE WOULDNT BELIEVE!There was a war between bumming and non bumming androids - the bummers won!JOHN TITOR looked very pleased INDEED.man oh man my ass is sore but a great TIME WAS HAD BY ALL.IM going to 1215 next - mAGNA CARTA TIME dongs!

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Ok, so I don't know how to go on about this shit but I've heard from my roomie that this is the paranormal place to ask this bullshit question, so here goes.

My roommate is a fucking ghost and he can't see to get the hint to move on. Like, I seriously don't know what to do. So yeah, you probably wondering how this shit happened so lemme tell ya.

Roommate slips on a detergent in the kitchen and knocks his head on the counter. He bleeds to dead on the floor and I found him but he has been long dead. Anyway a couple days later after the funeral I hear the PS3 in the living room go on full blast. I go to check and I see my roomie playing GT5 like wtf. I'm like "What, how" and he goes "Dude, like I can't sleep n shit" and I'm like "What the fuck dude, you're dead." and he likes look at me if I'm a mental case.

I thought I was dreaming and went to bed. Next day the guy is like drinking milk. I though ok so I have a ghost roomie, no biggie so I go to classes and try to live like this for a few days. The guy just does his usual routine of eating munchies and playing games and internet. Then his parents keep calling me and I'm like how do I tell them that their son is a fucking ghost. Then the landlord starts giving me shit to find a new roomie and I can't like because roomie ghost is like "nah, dude I don't give a fuck if I'm dead man, like amma live there." and I'm like wtf. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU HAVE TO PAY RENT. But he always goes "I'm dead I can't give you money dude, like I can't even work" and he just says that while he clicks away on reddit like a total idiot. I'm getting sick of it. He always like goes "can't do the dishes bro, amma ghost!" THEN STOP BROWSING REDDIT YOU FUCKING TARD! IF UR READING THIS ON THIS FUCKING BOARD. GET THE FUCK OUT OR PAY RENT YOU STUPID IMBECILE! DO SOME SPOOKY SHIT OR SOMETHING!

FUCK.

Anyway how do I get rid of ghost roomie?

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guys ive been hearing a thumping sound the last couple of minutes coming from down the hall
im home alone
what do

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Hey my brothers, great news from the future! Gayness has been banned - no homos anywhere!It's amazing, even Leonidas is excited.THE bumming robots are no more!We changed the timeline by interfering with the FIRST WORLD WAR

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Does anyone here on /x/ own or use a Grimoire as a form of practicing witchcraft? I know if you are not a believer of witchcraft the curses and rituals performed can come back and haunt you with swift retribution. I feel like burning them after you have accumulated so much practice and knowledge is so wasteful. I mean I can kind of see how it would be irresponsible to release such spells and negative energy into the public realm but still.

One witch made over $13,000 off her Grimoire on Abebooks.com
>https://www.abebooks.com/blog/index.php/2013/10/16/rare-book-of-spells-sells-for-13865-but-beware-of-the-curse/

I feel like everything Wiccans do is so secretive and under the radar. You guys even have your own alphabet!! Why is secrecy so predominant in your religion?

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Do the gas giants possess consciousness?

https://vimeo.com/219993811

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Is Frozen paranormal? She has magic.

Is true love paranormal? Frozen talks about true love too. Is it real?

I thought it was real and I thought it had found me again, but I guess I was wrong. Everything I was told when I was little was wrong. Soulmates are a lie.

Let it go, let it go, I am one with the wind and sky. Let it go, let it go, you'll never see me cry.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABZxbMaUMGw

Do you believe?

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Sometimes I feel perfectly normal and relaxed but there are moments where I enter a kind of primal frenzy where I become overly obsessed with trivial things, crazy about morbid events, and overly hateful of everything for no reason. I start to become extremely afraid of the dark sometimes during this frenzy and could swear I hear my name being called or yelling in the distance. Do any of you feel in this specific way sometimes? Please share some of your experiences in this frenzy.

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Do you know Sophia?

Sophia sees spirits and can communicate with spirits.

If you are skeptical about her being a true spirit-communicator, then it's easy, just ask her a question about spirits. She will annihilate your doubt in an instant.

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This year had a wierd cluster Suicide of people named Joe in my area. I was questioned about it since my name is Joe, and I said I knew nothing which was true. The only ones I know that actually committed suicide are:

Kinney, Joseph Atticus Sep 28, 2000 - Feb 8, 2017
Rigatuso, Joseph David Apr 28, 2000 - Mar 16, 2017

These are the only two I know of since the Police released very little information regarding the suicides. I'm very confused because why aren't the names of the victims released. All they said that they were Highschoolers in metro area. Do you guys think there's a cover up of some sorts, or that this is legit.