So I'm going to try to tell this.
>be me
>be like 23
>live in nice house for a year
>#FirstHouse
>nothing strange just nice house
>notice square patch in ceiling of second floor
>what's this.jpg
>remember that house is supposed to have an attic
>get tools and start cutting away ceiling like a dumbass
>what do you know there's the attic hatch
>open.gif
>built in ladder nearly kills me
>climb up ladder
>forgot flashlight
>good choice?
>attic is (kind of) dark
>small window lets me see wall
>shit ton of insulation
>cold af
>looks and feels more like a freezer
>find several ac units cooling room
>no wonder my electric is so high
>notice room is smaller than it should be
>curiosity.gif
>search walls
>there's a wooden door
>push it open
>in the center of the room is a smashed porcelain doll illuminated by window in roof
>when did my roof have a window?
>didn't have much time to think about that
>figure steps into the light
>WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
>doesn't look human
>it fucking snarals
>run.io
>hear footsteps behind me
>FUCK
>jump down attic opening
>slam ladder up and close the hatch
>run down steps
>hear scraping near attic hatch
>grab keys
>run out of house
>get in car and drive to friends
Going back soon to get my stuff, bringing a gun, I'll try to kill it.
>>19119671
Call the police and let the uniforms go up there, not you.
Also there are windows and stuff, it could have gotten out. Maybe it's been up there the whole time? Maybe it just needed tobe 'awakened' to get agency or something? Spirit, Animal? Just don't go yourself and die like an idiot.
>>19119686
Yeah. If this is real (even though it's probably not) just ask them to send someone in because you think there's some either animal or homeless person up there.
>>19119671
Any photos?
What is it about crystals and stones that makes them so grounding? I carry crystals with me everywhere I go because I feel a difference, but I am not sure if it's due to the placebo effect. Any research I've done on the matter has failed to provide me with concrete evidence. Do you believe in the power of crystals and stones?
>>19119365
How many have you been putting up your anus?
>>19119365
I believe enchanting your crystals and meditating with them creates a bond, yes.
But grabbing crystals and gems and not doing anything with them and just wearing them? That's a waste.
>>19119377
4 on a Friday. 10 on a good Sunday.
Any of you guys, know about this guy? Really interested in this guy. Guy traveled all the way from Canada thinking he was being followed and ended up being found dead in a Knoxville parking lot.
http://unsolvedmysteries.wikia.com/wiki/Blair_Adams
>Authorities found that in the days before his death, he acted very strange, claiming that people were trying to kill him, and traveled thousands of miles before arriving in Knoxville. First, on July 5, 1996, he took out all of the money in his savings account, along with thousands of dollars in jewelry, gold, etc. He went to the Canadian-American border, but was denied crossing because he was a single man with a large amount of money, which fit the profile of a drug trafficker.
>The next day, he arrived at his work, a construction company in Surrey, British Columbia, and quit his job. He then bought a round trip to Germany, but went to a friend's house. He said that he needed to get across the border because somebody was trying to kill him, but that she (the friend,) was unable to help. Then, the next day, he turned in his tickets, rented a car, and was able to cross the border and go to Seattle.
>5:30 pm and told the attendant that his car wouldn't start. The attendant told Blair that he had the wrong keys, so he was stranded in Knoxville. Blair then hitchhiked to a hotel and made a lasting impression on the manager. He went in and out of the lobby a total of five times before getting a room, but afterwards went out of the hotel and was never seen alive again.
>Twelve hours later, his body, which was naked from the waist down, was found in the hotel parking lot. His odyssey had come to a violent end, and although authorities believe that the danger Blair thought he was in was imaginary, he was murdered, just as he had feared. To this day this mysterious case remains unsolved, but Blair's family hopes that one day someone will be able to tell them the circumstances of his death.
Fake and gay
>Preoccupied with mooses as youngin
>See moose in leaves and clouds
>Be nicknamed Moose soon after moving to new city
>Did a Moose costume for Halloween last fall
>Still can't get it off
>actually "see" the movements of time all around me
Now, my grandmother has had multiple supernatural encounters or "visions" in her day. I trusted that surely she had some wise commentary concerning my moose dilemma.
>Her response?
>"well, you know what they say"
>"Gan doon the gerden an fling it oer the dike yir neiber will ken whit tae dae"
Does anyone know what she meant?
most direct translation is
Go on down to the Garden and Fling it over the Dike, You never will know what to do.
KYS
>>19118729
>he doesnt understand that moose transcends the boundaries of time and space, that there is only one moose, and that every instance of a moose you see irl is but a pale shadow of this universal archetype.
you really need to read up on your hermetic moostecism.
https://youtu.be/gZoRmFJUjr0
you are so generous...
So generous
So beautiful
So generous
Thank you. Thank you.
I love it when you sleep so deeply
So peaceful
So beautiful
So generous
>>19118459
Wtf
You have become extremely creepy dude.
What the fuck happened to you...
Anybody have a spooky story? Currently sick and just lurking /x/ with nothing better to do and I'm in the mood for a scare. If this thread gets any response I'll share a couple of my experiences
just posted this on /b/ but ill share here too
>Last year
>Camping
>Just me and a qt
>No other person around for miles
>Trying to sleep in a two person tent
>Its wyoming so its windy as shit
>wake up with a jolt, its about 2am
>silent as death
>qt is sleeping like a log
>not sure if i hear anything, but i feel a slight vibration on the ground
>a few minutes of this eerie tension passes
>starting to hear the faintest motor of a truck a mile away
>its getting closer, seemingly coming right for us over the next few minutes
>finally a loud ass truck literally stops about 7 feet from my tent
>qt still asleep
>High beams on so im blinded by my blue screen
>This fucker literally parked there staring at us for about 10 minutes
>im totally frozen, im in nothing but boxers and didnt bring any self defence weapon
>he finally drives off
>try to go back to sleep
>for the next hour i can hear this fucker driving in circles around the campground
>we wake up, qt doesnt believe a thing i told her about it
>"why would someone do that, theres a bunch of spots open for him to camp
>then we got to her car and the theft locks were engaged
>be me
>with friend tells me to call 666
>okay XD
>calls and... you've reach Verizon wireless sorry your request could not be complete, in robot voice
>okay not spoopy
>30 mins later, get call from weird number from Iowa
> get a lot of random calls answer getting ready to tell some1 off
> hangs up as soon as I answer
>call back...
>beep boop... (series of beeps and boops in quick succession) robot woman gets on
>this number has been disconnected, if this an error please check the number.
>wait wot
Am I paranoid or should I really be spooped
I'll give number if requested, I tried calling back and this time I stayed on, the message looks 3 times but the beep boops last a lot longer
Post the number.
Please post the number
Is s.t.a.l.k.e.r. a good game?
Also too keep it /x/ related innawoods stories
>>19118024
Just good?
It's fucking amazing.
Just don't play Clear Sky, seriously
>>19118029
which one?
>>19118024
Play shadow of chernobyl and call of pripyat. Also play new vegas with all dlc if you havent.
Anybody here ever had an exorcism? What was it like?
I heard that demons are alerigic to holy water and stuff? How do I tell if I am possessed by a demon?
>>19117884
>How do I tell if I am possessed by a demon?
Uhhh... I'm not expert, but from what I've heard of the Catholic qualifications for exorcism... believe me, you'll know.
>>19117884
Dude has a point , But the fuckers are extremely clever and will hide and disguise themselves .Subtle mother fuckers Holy water Holy salt prayer all allergic .
>>19117884
And read up on this guy He knows his shit REALLY.
GABRIELE AMORTH
AN EXCORCIST TELLS HIS STORY
I SHIT MY PANYTS
Let's say you get to a point where you don't mind pain at all. From a reincarnation perspective, what would happen to such a person if he accumulated bad karma throughout his life?
Be reborn in a lower realm and not mind it? Seems like a flaw in the system
as if you would even remember enough to have that tolerance. and there are greater pains that go on after death but before new life.
Do you want to know the sad truth?
You don't get another life. This is it. The forces that be thought it would be a good idea to put the universe in a loop. When this life ends, you remain dormant for millions of years and your memory gets erased, and you become reborn in the same life.
During all the empty space of the loop, there are a handful of entities, demons, gods, beings, that take advantage of the loop and live a million good lives in between each loop. They have sex, do drugs, party, create their own galaxies, fly through space, and do all sorts of cool stuff. God thought this would be a good idea and died, hoping it would never be broken. He committed the biggest crime against humanity when he didn't allow normal people to cross over to the spiritual plane so they could enjoy life as it is over there.
The universe has been in a loop 7 times.
>>19117795
Are these pains purely therapeutic then? It wouldn't make sense to punish an entity that doesn't remember much.
Sometimes I see a white mist , sometimes even around me. What does this mean ? It dissapears eventually though, It's not a visual problem, because it happens passively.
G-g-g-g-g-ghost!!
>>19117642
you have eye cancer. seriously.
lol do you live near a lake
"But if you remove everything from space, what’s left? Nothing. The same applies for time — you can’t put it in a jar. You can’t see through the bone surrounding your brain (everything you experience is information in your mind). Biocentrism tells us space and time aren’t objects — they’re the mind’s tools for putting everything together."
"Biocentrism extends this idea, suggesting that life is a flowering and adventure that transcends our ordinary linear way of thinking. Although our individual bodies are destined to self-destruct, the “me” feeling is just energy operating in the brain. But this energy doesn’t go away at death. One of the surest principles of science is that energy never dies; it can neither be created nor destroyed. When we die, we do so not in the random billiard ball matrix but in the inescapable life matrix. Life has a non-linear dimensionality — it’s like a perennial flower that returns to bloom in the multiverse"
Robert Lanza (1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI_F4nOKDSM
Robert Lanza (2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw55BsToVZM
I was on board but then I went on reddit and skeptic pages on Facebook who dismiss it as "woo woo" and Dr. Lanza as a quack.
Thoughts?
energy does not die OP but after our death does it contain and take any part of our concioussness with it when it transforms? if not then it is just an energy and no longer "me".
Fascinating book. It wasn't as flippant with its use of quantum mechanics as I expected it to be.
His explanation of the delayed choice quantum eraser was good.
How is this different from soli Pismo? Genuinely curious.
does this work or this does not?
What i mean is if it DOES work. Working means female humans climbing to you like female apes do to silverback male apes. No skeptical bullshit like"i (simply) feel better" or accusations of placebo affect.
tell me if binaural beats can Make the body release pheromones or not so I don't listen all day to that stuff for nothing.
>>19117292
Its never done anything for me.
>>19117292
I used it for studying before but I think it just helped as white noise not actual DUDEWAVES
>>19117292
>beats can Make the body release pheromones
you lazy fuck. why not get out there and practice your social skills, and work on your personal image.
Why do demons fly up my anus and make me constipated??
>>19117086
You have to invite them in, Kanye. They don't show up without an invite.
>>19117086
cuz sexual pleasure is enlightenment
It's not a demon. It's your creepy uncle's penis.
Are there any active /x/ themed .onion boards/communities?
>>19116936
If you have to ask you're doing it wrong
You don't belong there, you disgusting pedophile.
Op you God damn pedophile. Don't you know the deep Web is 100 percent child abuse. Fuck you.