Tall and large
Hollow inside
Made of wood and from hay
He will cover the sun one day.
What am I?
My dick.
>>19176003
Coffin.
>>19176003
A faggot.
Let's make a new monster
No stop being retarded. We have enough monsters to deal with as is.
Komodomen.
Cursed men whose heads have turned to a komodo dragon's.
Where does he live?
How can I start having more nightmares?
I love the prospect of waking up with the sense of dread only to slowly have your irrational anxiety go away as you snap back into reality.
You need only seek and the quest is nearly won already.
>>19175955
fuck that scene in that doc spooked me. too bad it was filled with lame ass jumpscares that ruined any creepy aspect. also idunno how to induce nightmares. i guess get an anxiety disorder or try and piss off some spirit(s)
Eat pork rinds before bed.
I have an unusual problem and you 4chan has never failed me before. I went through a rough breakup about a month ago and my ex was outed to me as a liar and a bit of a whacko by most of her friends. She blames me for everything, I call it dickhead's guilt, she isn't upset with herself for doing grimy things, she's upset with me for finding out, and apparently wants some kind of "payback".
Here's where things take a turn for the weird. Last I heard she was talking to some weird goth girls I know about joining their "coven" or whatever the fuck, like toying with witchcraft so to speak, and knowing her it's safe to assume she wants to curse me or hex me or some shit. Not too sure I believe in it but I'm not taking chances.
So this leads me to /x/. What should one do to protect against this kind of thing? I still have a shirt of hers and I'm debating making a shitty voodoo doll with it to make her think I'm not fucking around and to leave me be.
Don't give her an idea (or a sense of threat) with an apparent pre-emptive strike.
Try wearing a symbol of some sort against your skin. It doesn't matter what symbol it is so much as it matters that it can serve as a symbol of yourself, your own nature, continuous over time. Ward that against curses and you've protected the only bit that really matters.
>>19175944
The most effective thing to do is pay it no mind. Accepting that they could influence you allows them control over you -- Like making an exception in a firewall. They can do literally nothing to you that you choose not to allow them to. Think they have no power over you, they have no power over you. Obsess and think they have power over you, and they do.
>>19175961
I actually have a tattoo over my heart and it's something to me that symbolizes strength and overcoming forces that should be able to destroy you. Would that count?
Was the Kek phenomon a psyop? Is this related to the Temple of Set somehow?
it's Russians
>>19175805
It's just a continuation of "Feels Good man" and Pepe, the only meme that never really got stale.
>>19175805
I believe it. But did you ever think of where Kek fits in with the rest of the 'gods'? Like, I sure hope he's not too friendly with Moloch/Saturn who I do not know but assume the Clintons/Elites worship.
So I found a website a while ago (three, maybe four years ago) that was meant to be used to upload your consciousness to some new earth before this one ran out of data or some shit. Problem is, I can't quite figure out what the website was. Can any of you help?
Sounds familiar. Bump for interest
It sounds like a site that would be made as parody.
>>19175581
OP here, yeah I guess it does. Really Matrix-esque, but I need to find it because it's been bugging me.
Alright /x/ I'm kinda drunk and I want to thank you for the scary shit I read on here so I'm gonna tell you guys about some of the scary shit that happened to me in my youth. I got shadow people, ghosts, forest demons, fucking aliens, and a bit of everything.
Now I don't do many posts but I always wanted to tell you guys about this stuff so now is as good a time as any. I'll post this and then start the greentext. Or normal writing if anyone prefers it.
>>19175425
First story is about an old cabin in the Forest I grew up in.
>be 12 years old
>always lived with my grandparents because my parents are incompetent as all hell.
>Grandfather builds cabin out in the woods that used to be a massive far.
>Cabin is more like a medium sized hunting cabin with regular shit in it.
>the property had two old barns on it and was mostly reclaimed by nature and all
>Grandfather spends years clearing and maintaining it for no real reason
>later discovered he wanted to grow some pot but didn't because only house near us was owned by hunters that liked to hunt, alot
>only son is my best friend Arron.
>We always explore the massive forest despite all the fences and creeks.
(cont.)
Why couldn't he grow pot because of other hunters?
>>19175449
>the one we liked most was this old cabin just off the edge of his property
>it was just over a creek by a road leading to the Thompson's place.
>Thompson had moved out but we never changed the name
>weird priest moves in but thats for later.
>Commonly we would enter the house with our usual ritual
>we would enter through a window and Arron would kick down one of the doors
>I would grab a few bricks from the fireplace and throw them to the side
>we have done this same thing for years and the door would always be put back and the bricks stacked back up
>old preacher man didn't seem to care for any of the old buildings that dotted the forest.
>always joked that the preacher was a terrorist/drug lord because of his private airport and he set up cameras everywhere
>"Clearly he is OCD" we would joke
>not at all
So I've taken this photo back in January of this year, I didn't think much of it at the time it just looked like ice,
I decided to go over these photos again because I was bored and noticed that it looks like a spirit trapped in ice.
What does it look like to you guys?
looks like a bad photoshop from the head area.
too bad. I like the Yuki-onna lore
>>19175259
Looks like a blonde hair blue eyes cartoon face.
>>19175570
You must hang out at /pol/ too much.
Mark your calendars. The 70 year statute of limitations on the classified Roswell files ends.
I doubt we'll get to see any of that. You don't get to join the intelligence communities until you're paranoid and/or cowardly enough that you'd never recognize a public interest in information if you saw it.
>>19175180
This.
It's an official statement so I consider it invalid. I don't trust media. Not even that old.
Some of the ayyy memes on the net basically amount to claims that if we want contact to happen we have to prove they're already here. I don't know if aliens would change their behavior in response to a common knowledge shift like that. I don't really trust an alien org to be paying enough attention to notice. I do know it'd be crackerjack against the damned spooks. They don't hide what isn't secret. Just wish I could live without having to think about what works against spies. It's primitive to have to worry about criminals operating under cover of law.
ITT: post urban legends, cryptids, or other more obscure/unexplained creature
Spookier the better
Bonus points for evidence or sources.
>>19175159
Literally the only good thing on /x/ and 0 replies
>>19175513
Hey, I'm with you; but /x/ is slow. Here's a friendly bump for the things that go "bump" in the night
Bumpppp
Hey /x/, I'm planning a camping trip with a friend right now and we're trying to decide where to go. So, /x/ what is the spookiest/creepiest camping area you know of in Western USA? We're in Western Idaho and we're willing to drive out to some of the bordering states (maybe farther if the sights and areas are really nice).
Also, share some creepy camping stories.
>>19175152
dunno
>>19175152
>Journey deep into Siskiyou
>Acquire Bigfurt
>>19175152
creepiest place....
Eugene, OR
whats the easiest and most harmless entity that can be summoned without much effort? i dont have much people to talk to
pic unrelated
>>19175086
I'm not sure if you should go around summoning entities to deal with loneliness, anon. That's not a good way to go around with things.
>>19175086
Buy counter-strike: global offensive, install it, open an offline game, then type "bot_add"
>>19175089
is there any general thing i can summon just to talk to which wont fucking haunt me untill im dead
Alright /x/ give me some good websites to visit, bored as fuck.
>>19174989
https://www.pornhub.com
>>19175008
Also, https://www.petittube.com
>>19174989
WWW.BellGab.com
what does this mean?
>>19174951
It's an eclipse? I mean, doesn't it say it in the file name? Did you need us to explain that to you?
Means some babby is getting sacrificed to rich people somewhere
>>19175010
/thread
Is solipsism/subjective idealism the final redpill?
>>19174912
It's amazing the ideas I come up with.
>>19174974
Get a load of yourself, loser.
Nope.