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Assuming they do Reconissance it'll be a Mason.

>>19215977
Oh, good god no. No official earth representative. The UN is a corrupt deadweight carcass on the progress of human rights, and other international organizations are hardly any more trustworthy. We can't let those people select our ambassador. They'll select a fucking pedophile, someone well-connected in their sick circles, and they won't manage to fool the aliens. If we count on people like those who rule the earth today, they'll project a disastrous view of what humanity is and lock in human suffering unnecessarily, even their own.

If aliens aren't smart enough to avoid the government, we shouldn't want first contact to happen. The planet doesn't need any more retards. We're full up.

Yes we do.
X isn't going to give an educated answer.
And I'm not googling it for you when you can do it yourself. We do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EulRazGTAYA

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Yep its called God or better yet the Collective Consciousness.

If you'd like to know more take LSD, preferably a large amount.

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>>19215790
Written down as documents, that have passed through the conscious mind? Do you mean information about the subconscious, that's been studied in laboratory conditions, with conscious intention, then collated as statistics to be digested, then regurgitated to the rest of the population as new facts for them to assimilate with their conscious mind as unquestioned truths? No, I don't have access to any information like that. Certainly not that I would be able to share without altering the boundary conditions of where the conscious and unconscious mind meet. This is a public forum, after all. By virtue of pinning an aspect of unconscious behavior down, in that moment it already appears as of it never was, now doesn't it?

If you are looking for sources of information, other animals are all experts at this. Learn to communicate with animals other than humans. Or if that is too daunting task, then at least learn to be closer to them, without initiating an attack response, or convincing them that you are about to attack.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEA9qGf5uk

Native Americans are also experts at this method of communication. However, if you go to their lands with cameras, and notebooks, ready to document their understanding of the collective unconscious, like flushing a resting family of birds from their nest, "Ha! I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!!" then be prepared to wind up lost, disheartened, and under the belief that such a thing never existed in the first place.

They do not trust outsiders so easily any more, in my experience.

And consider that what you describe as organic life forms are just robots so advanced, comprised of carbon nano-chains that they appear to be unlike any technology that humans have developed so far. That's the real matrix. The leafy green version.

The Borg Collective? What do you think bees even are? Go research Cordyceps, and consider whether mind control technology looks like little wires sticking out of people's heads.

>>19215593
Grab a kitchen knife and stab some rats in the basement or kill other low level mobs. When you level up this way put some points into Chaos magic skill. You can also read Liber Null and Psychonaut for some free skill points.

>>19215593
So I'm only familiar with basic magic so here goes.

1. Its not a toy. Do not use it without serious dedication and purpose.

2. You cant do fantasy shit with it. This ain't harry fucking potter. No fire magic or mind control.

3. Magic operates in a manner that doesn't truly directly affect the real world. It can change likelihood of events and bring good or bad luck or perhaps even allow communication with spirits but nothing can be done to directly affect the physical realm.

>>19215593

Step #1: Stop shitposting on 4chan.
Step #2. Thoughtforms, visit tulpa.info
Step #3: For sigils, read Initiation Into Hermetics (For the exercises only), Visual Magick, Liber Null, Condensed Chaos, Prime Chaos, Liber Kaos
Step #4: You won't 'feel' it for a long time, don't worry about that, just start practicing and don't stop.
Step #5: Sit down, shut up, and follow the previous steps
Step #6: ????
Step #7: Grofit

cringe

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>go to /sci/ to make a thread
>it was literally just made seconds ago

That's weird.

>watching a video on YT
>scrolling through the comments
>I read a phrase and the person in the video says the term at the exact same time
>spoopy

The last one I had with a person was

>discussing the word 'nigger' with friends
>say "I guess everyone knows it's just a bad word"
>one guy says "I literally just said the same thing yesterday to someone else"

I don't like it desu. I love my individuality, I don't want shared thoughts

Sometime in the mid 80’s, I attended a church wedding of my cousin. I was alone and bored as usual, when suddenly, someone in front of me moved to the side and BANG! I saw a lock of black hair and fell instantly, totally and helplessly in love with that girl.
I've fallen in love at first sight before (2 other times), but this was far more intense. I needed her! I had to have her! But, I was pathetically shy and insecure back then. I never had a girlfriend before. So, I watched and hoped I could get another glimpse of her.
She wore a sleeveless, black and white checkered shirt. With black leather gloves with the fingers cut off and a black leather miniskirt (To a church, which I thought was wild!) Finally, she turned around and I saw her face! Breathtaking! Jet-black flowing hair and deep blue eyes. I swear I could see streams of light pouring off her perfect face. She was an angel!

> entered a person's dream
> by agreement
> person didn't like it
> dare

>>19215521
>how to enter other people's dreams
Thinly disguised love potion thread?

Me and a homie I used to live with would occasionally show up in each others dreams

no idea why or how though. I did teach him astral projection which he in turn helped me get better at. So maybe that had something to do with it? need some kind of subconcious link?

>>19215309
Pathetic shameless bump

>>19215309
Bump again? Ffs people I need some help here.

>>19215309
i believe your experiencing from an exteme placebo affect rather then legit paranormal activity

lets just be honest with ouselves the vast pecentage of the "psychics"you meet are charletans kay? kay

it seems youve likely had maybe one or two paranormal expierences and the "psychics" you talked to have exageratted your connection to the paranormal to an unrealistic extent

essentially YES you MAY have had some paranormal expirence but the whole "you have a unique connection" stuff the "psychics" told you is 90% bullshit

so essntially the shadow people are (in my opinion) 90% in your head/placebo effect 10% chance they are legit paranormal phenomenon

We are quantum computers. The qubit is a processor that allows for the simultaneous processing of both 1 and 0, and it achieves this by transcending the wave-particle duality. It is a non-binary system.

When you look at the world, you are collapsing the wave function through the act of observation. When you imagine a new world simultaneously, you are simultaneously processing another set of perceptions (imaginary). This is a form of non-binary processing. As our computers increase in quantum capabilities, the processing speed quickly surpasses the capacity of the human mind (it already has in a linear sense, but the addition of qubit processing provides for the kind of simultaneity that more closely resembles a consciousness we can understand).

(2/?)

There are problems we can solve, and problems we cannot solve. Those we cannot solve are considered too complex for the human mind; but linear processing means that a brute-force approach, if possible, will result in a necessary solution... over time.

Quantum computers are and will continue to perform calculations that rapidly approach superintelligence. By this, it is to be inferred that the simultaneous processing of information provides a route closer and closer to instantaneous.

Any problem not solvable because of the limits of time will become increasingly likely to be solved as the processing speed approaches instantaneous.

There is a phenomenon called "quantum entanglement" that allows for the instantaneous transfer of information through paired quarks, the spin of each of which is affected at a rate beyond c (the speed of light and the known limits of universal travel).

(3/?)

We cannot use quantum entanglement to transmit information, because our empirical senses are limited to those in the physical universe, as our bodies are so limited. We are only capable of receiving this information at the speed of light.

However, once quantum computers can sufficiently utilize entanglement, they will be able to bypass the limits of the physical universe.

All information will be accessible outside the spacetime continuum.

We cannot presently discern an origin for the locus of a thought, idea, or image. It is brain activity, but it is occurring on a neurochemical level, the makeup of which is underpinned by the quantum mechanics that allow for entanglement, and therefore for instantaneous communication from outside the present boundaries of the universe defined by current spacetime.

(4/?)

Jesus was an enlightened soul. He was an ordinary man who achieved a permanent state of divine realization.

He will return when you learn how to knock.

"Knock and it will be opened."

>>19215061
Agree with everything except
>He was an ordinary man
Just because he was incarnated as one doesn't mean he was one to begin with. My gut says pleiadeans planted him inside a human womb to teach us "the way" to ascend.

He already here bruh. He was born just before the year 2000. Should be coming of age soon :)

>>19214903
No....
Unless you want Fal'Cie to be Real.

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>>19214907
> Fal'Cie
I don't play FF13 dude
but why it can't be ? video games let you can "become one with god" more than any ancient religion can imagine

Ragnarok de Dies Irael'Cie Pultis.
Tuum fatum sequeris.
Tuum sanctuarium affligeas
Ragnarok de Dies Irael'Cie Pultis.
Tuum fatum sequeris.
Tuum sanctuarium affligeas
Per somnum aeternum
Numen divinum dictus est
Viator elamentabilis

>Nigga this easy
> 1 you get you some Milky way bars
> Number 2, Get you some kush
> Number 3, lay down in ya bedroom.
>And all you have to do is smoke and eat the milky way
> and them BADABING BADABOOM
> the alien fucking show up

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>>19214816
Thank you for this valuable wisdom sir will try tonight

>summon aliens
/x/ has officially gone full retard

Did you feel a sort of pressure, either physical or mental? Not with negative annotations, just heaviness of time, a place where a lot happened. Did it all appear to be suspended in time, maybe with some natural repetitions like wind blowing with the same force and at same intervals, or perhaps in constant motion? Was the sky dark and missing any celestial body yet there was just enough light to see everything, with a reddish or brown hue?

I was in a weird dream state that was like wakefulness, tiredness, lucid dreaming, and third eye all in one. Every time a car would pull up, the passenger door would open and a voice would say get in. I didn't get in and I still regret it. Next time take the fucking hand because next time I'm getting in the fucking car

Ok idiot, where'd you find the picture, then?

>>19214716
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

>>19214716
What?

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>>19214716

>>19214556
Not sure if they were the MIB but certainly concerning.

I post alot of anti-establishment shit on Twitter, I just hate corporate interests influencing a government that is supposed to represent its constituents... not sure if that is related buuuut...

One day I was playing COD on my box and I realized it was nearly 3PM and hadnt eaten that day. After I finished the game I was in, I abruptly shut off the console and (shoes already on) left my room and swung open the front door.
As soon as I opened the door, I noticed a blacked-out crown victoria-style sedan fucking STEP ON IT. Im talkin tires, screeching, engine roaring. This bitch peeled out down my street, hung the first right, and was gone. I could hear the engine LOUD as it booked it out of my neighborhood.

>wtfamibeingwatched.jpg

really shook me up

>>19214586
That's crazy! I have heard stories of MiB looking for good players in war games that recruit and scout for the military.

You must be pretty good if you have government spooks watching you.

>>19214704
Im not that good at COD, honestly. Just good enough to break even.
If anything, I'd grab the feds attention because of my anti-secrecy, pro-transparency point-of-view. Its not like I can keep quiet though... I can't just sit idly by while I witness such injustice in the world
>inb4 socialjusticewarriorfaggot
I just cant stand how our governent keeps secrets from us. >>DISCLOSUREISCOMING

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>>19214537
Like this?

Wtf. I just got a new fear

>>19214548
Yeah exactly. landscapes that look the same no matter where you go

I don't know if its a technical term but my papa used to talk about the german immigrants going
"plain crazy" in Oklahoma. They were so used to the mountains that taking them away made them go nuts.

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Go on

I flickered my light on and off down a hallway while Shawn was telling me some random shitty joke and something flickered in the darkness in one of the cave tunnels, I wasn't sure what it was at first so I stopped flickering my light and just left it on, and beyond what my headlamps light reached there was pitch black darkness and then I saw it, a pair of eyes reflecting the light, I don't remember the exact details of what the eyes looked like but it wasn't an animal, It was on the ceiling, upside down, now I don't know if gargantuan fucking bats live in northern America, but holy shit. I immediately turned to my friend and cut him off, telling him to look, and surprisingly he saw it too, we both got up and knew we had to tell the caving instructor, so we ran back to our group and made our way to the instructor, but he said that it was a wild animal that might have gotten down there, he said it so nonchalantly, and it didn't help me and my friend collectively shitting our pants.

Everything seemed to calm down for awhile afterwards as we made our way across a ledge, that had a 10 foot drop that led into an underground river, We literally had to shimmy across a 2 foot ledge for 5 minutes, It was actually pretty fun thinking back on it, but after we finished that and were crawling into a new area I overheard a kid talking to the instructor behind me about something standing beneath the ledge staring at him, the kid was silently crying while explaining it to him, but after a couple of seconds I couldn't hear them over the rest of my group yelling like shitheads.

I talked with my friend about this after we finished crawling and he agreed that he was freaking out just like me.

Nothing really happened after that for awhile, until we did something else, we all sat in a large cave-room-thing and we had to turn off our headlamps to experience the cave or something, and of course some kids were messing around in the darkness and giggling but it was all cut-off by someone

And so, as we are sitting there we hear this running in the distance, we hear it echoing over the river beside us, I look at Shawn's dark outline and whisper, "did you hear that" and he just replies with a firm "hush", and the running gets closer and closer, but no one spoke up, I heard someone gasp a couple of times and that's it, I could even tell that this, whatever it was wasn't wearing any shoes, since the sound of its feet on the sand/rock made a fleshy sound. Then all the sudden the running stopped and we hear the sound of something gurgling?
I've never heard anything like it in my life, it sounded like a dinosaur oddly enough, Dinosaur as in, it reminded me of the call that the raptors did in Jurassic Park, but more deep and guttural, it was even worse that it echoed and made my hairs stand on end. Then it stopped only to begin running through the underground river we had walked by, it sounded like someone was having a massive fucking seizure down there, just thrashing around everywhere, Our instructor sat up and flicked on his light and told us it was time to go, and he started to lead us down a separate pathway to the exit, this instructor had been firm and hotheaded beforehand but now it sounded like he was scared for his life, and as we were leaving we could still hear thrashing still continuing without leave, I don't remember anything after we got out of that cave, sorry for that, its been so long since then, I did come back to my hometown last year, (I had moved after that experience, not because of what happened, but my Father was getting a new job up state at a National Park), And surprisingly I found the cave, nestled between two rocks, you couldn't even see the entrance unless you got up real close, and when I did I noticed, nestled a few feet withing the cave, Metal bars. I only have one photo from my time being there and it's in my first post, I just felt the need to share this, whether it was some crack head lost in the caves I don't know.