I know what all of these mean at least to a degree.
If you wish to know, just ask.
>JFK
>9/11 truth
>moon landing faked
>Pizzagate
>Vault 7
>FBI Anon
>MKULTRA
>Cicada 3301
>sacred geometry
>Manson truth
>Waco / McVeigh truth
>flat earth
>Jews control the world
>Big Soy
>lost watergate tape
>COINTELPRO
>the Podesta rape stories
>Masonic/Satanic signs
>The occult = Satanism
>plastic surgery runaways
>Jews were genetically engineered to mine and hoard wealth
>Russian crime dungeons
>Sandy Hook psyop
>German u-boat salvage yards
>Clinton deaths & body doubles
>Paul is Dead
>Miley Cyrus body double
>Hollow earth
>Bam Margera afterlife
>John Titor
>Julian Assange CGI
>Oxygen is a hallucinogen
>God was raped
>Japanese suicide forests
>Room 23
>Diana Jenkins
>Nicole Kidman / Natalie Portman anal scene
>The despair code
>Colgate Forts
>"Bloop" / "Whoa"
>BLM is Soros drug front
>CIA controls the drug trade
>Deep Soy
>Numbers stations
>Bermuda Triangle experiments
>Hypnosis is magic
>Stationary Earth
>Alex Jones = Bill Hicks
>pyramids were built by Templars
>Atom bomb never actually created
>Fiat money = esoteric debt to accelerate entropy
>Soy becomes sentient
>Google Earth black zones
>The oversoul
>Reality is shaped by consensus
>God's ego death
>AMA roleplay
fuck off
>>19239185
Most of this stuff is bullshit, I just know what is meant by it.
>>19239172
Golf rumors by a chance?
2:22 This means something to some of you. The question is, what does it really mean?
>>19238999
It means trips, just like those in your post.
>>19238999
I see these repeating numbers pretty much every day. I just saw 2:22 today. What significance do you think they have?
>>19238999
Bump.
Been seeing 222 everyday randomly for years now.
If aliens look like pic related, would that mean they evoluted similarly to humans? Or were they just God's rough draft?
>>19238799
https://www.google.com/sky/
Look around for a little bit, and ask yourself if you are God's only creation.
Assuming they come from a different planet with a different climate, terrain and predators, it's unlikely they would evolve the same way as us.
>>19238805
OP didn't state that humans were gods only creation. He merely asked if anyone else was under the assumption that aliens were a pre-archetype for humans.
Post your alien encounter stories, bonus points for alternative species such as Mantoids and Reptilians.
Greentexts welcome.
I've seen some guys with heads that kind of mimmick an elephant but without the ears.
They had skin like pic related, changing color depending on where you look.
They answered questions, but didn't touch me. They seemed intriged that I only started asking things instead of freaking out because I thought that was my chance.
They taught me a bit of human history and astronomy and all they said just came to my mind as if it was being put there artificially.
>>19238787
Was meditating and get into my third eye. I see bodies lined up, they almost look like corpses but there eyes are open. Stop meditating and am like "duh wut now" start meditating again. Go back in third eye, entire vision is taken up by the most realistic looking praying mantis bug eyed mother fucker I've ever seen. Later on I'm outside watching what appears to be a UFO. Go inside and meditate. Suddenly I'm back outside watching the same fucking craft do the same fucking shit. Realize this and I'm back in bed... odd you would mention this btw. I wAtched a marylin Manson video that had praying mantis aliens pop up in related videos. Literally watched a video on praying mantis aliens 15 minutes ago
>>19238787
bump
I'm trying to find a movie. I've only ever seen it as a kid, so it must've been from the 80s, or late 70s?
The scene I remember (bear with me here...), there are some teenagers or young 20s kids huddled in a room, dramatic lighting and music playing. In the middle of the room there's this couch. It's like a killer couch, where it has teeth, gnashing, etc. I believe I recall the kids are doing something that gets rid of the couch, like some incantation or something that sucks the couch back into some dimension, or the like. Or, perhaps the couch eats people by sucking them into a dimension. I can't recall.
I know this is vague, but this is all I can remember. Ring a bell, anyone?
>>19238747
Might have been a dream. I remember movies from when I was a kid but have looked for them and realize that it was actually a dream I had.
>>19238747
weekend at bernies
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
What do you think about Mars Stonehenge?
>>19238434
Pretty shit desu
There's chemicals in the frogs turning the water gay
>>19238434
Weird how it's on a sand hill. Bout it though. I mean, they couldn't even beat out the Scottish. Earth 1 Universe 0
Something will happen
7.7.2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tpIjT153tw
>>19238385
You mean like systemspace.link?
Bet your ass nothing will happen. Nothing will be a surprise except maybe the site shutting down completely and never coming back.
Actually I am fucking jealous about the fact, that one guy could make over 4000 users just by doing a registration where you have to upload some picture with a code on it and getting some cryptic code back (that is actually made random by smashing his head on the keyboard).
... that and maybe the simple imageboard that may be behind the login...
>>19238385
U 'avin a giggle, m8?
>>19238385
Yeah the new Spider Man is coming out
Not that we are friends
have you seen this man?
don't talk to him
he's a bad person
>>19237879
why ?
he look cute
>>19237879
can't stop seeing that thing
>>19237879
What or who is that?
How do i get a spirit out of my house?
My girlfriend is wanting me to shout some shit like "BE GONE DEVILS GOD DOES NOT ALLOW YOU HERE!" but I'm not religious and so i don't think that would work. Thoughts? Should i burn sage or some shit?
Last night we slept with the lights on, the moment we went to bed we began hearing tons of noises - the most prominent being a clicking noise, though there was some banging, a weird ass wet noise, the floor creaking, and sounds of it seeming to get closer to the bed. They came from various sources of the room but mostly seemed to come from my closet. Then today my girlfriend showed me a cut on her forhead before she left for work that wasn't there yesterday - its small, but a cut nonetheless. Have never heard these sounds before last night.
What do /x/
just have loud sloppy sex and scream; "BITCH ASS SPIRITS, FUCK OFF
Just ignore this "spirit". They typically fuck around with people who show fear towards them.
>>19237854
You have to grab your Bible and pray like there's no tommorow
If an alien came to your doorstep and asked to have a conversation with you, how would you start it?
>*whisper* run!
>>19237769
"Have you heard of the Chinese Footjob Forests?"
>>19237769
Same as any other conversation that takes place on my doorstep: I'd politely ask the (((space))) nigger to fuck right off my property, all the while stroking my hunting rifle
Stumbled across some crackpot conspiracy theorist who claimed the end of the world would start on June 26, 2017.
It's almost July 4th and everyone is still jacking off to porn. Post your favorite failed conspiracy theory.
>>19237658
Could you imagine if this was it!? Nobody even fucking knew. Shit.
Mayan Calendar is not revelant to Revelations. Sept 23, is the big sign, I'm not sure yet. Maybe the start of the 7 years of Tribulation, where the first half of it will be peace /anti Christ will reveal itself
>>19237991
Whoa whoa whoa, OP said ones that have already failed, not ones that are about to fail
So, there's hordes of people out there, that are believing in that flat earth theory. Personally, it doesn't bother me what shape it is, it can be shaped like a cat for all I care, because I believe what's important, is whats on it, or in it.
What's the fascination with this. Lets say, tomorrow for instance, the world is declared to be flat. How does that change your life?
Will that change the way your food tastes?
Will it change the way the sun rises and sets?
Will it make you change Religion?
Personally, how would it affect you?
Do you think the fish in the ocean care if the ocean is flat or round? Obviously not. You think the cows grazing fields of grass give a shit?
The only thing that could make any sense, would be the fact that the "Government" or whoever you believe to be ruling the world, lied to you. Well no surprise there.
Is this whole thing some kind of psyop, that's what it looks like to me, let the hordes of zombies debate over what shape the earth is, anything from keeping them from attacking us right?
I mean come on. What's going on.
And I am not trying to discredit flat earth, nor am I trying to instill its a sphere, I'm saying who cares!
Can someone please weigh in on this.
>>19237041
>who cares
Many.
>>19237041
Like what you said, the thing that would matter to me is being lied to about such a thing. Now, the rest of the stuff I totally agree with, it wouldn't matter. But, being lied to about such a thing would set off for me - What else is just a lie?
If the earth is flat it basically means christianity was right about something yuuuuge and all of space is a lie. The earth is a plane of existence and not a rock in space
alright guys i just made a thread on /pol/ but wanted to make one here too, did anyone else just see this shit? im in northern california 916 area code, i was out walking my dog and just saw 3 lights in the sky in a triangle shape like pic related, just like on UFO tv shows ive seen before. i noticed them for at least a couple minutes while i was walking home, then they all disappeared at the same time, did anyone else see it? i know ppl are going to say it was fireworks or some shit but i swear it wasnt. could be a prank i guess with balloons or something but how would they all turn off at the same time? they were really high up too, looked really distant like stars
they were in the eastern part of the the sky, almost exactly due east according to my iphone compass
probably over hagan. Dont trip dog i promise you they are fireworks haha
>>19236796
no way they were fireworks, they were up there for a good few minutes. maybe flares if anything, but how would someone get them in a perfect triangle shape for so long?
i just googled sacramento UFO and found this video, its from 2014 new years eve. the lights looked exactly like this video except they were in a triangle shape. note how in the video theres some fireworks being shot in the air, i wonder if thats a coincidence? you think aliens could come here for our fireworks like tourism?
https://youtu.be/pNx5ldAP5Gs
lol but seriously someone else had to have seen this shit come on post you assholes you are making me look crazy
This channel is counting down
Something happening tomorrow? Do they want an answer? Is it a riddle or a ruse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1UH9zQL-Lk
>>19236544
I hope to God something happens
Well, it IS the 4th of July, maybe someone is excited about poppin some fireworks.
the 2nd cuming of Hitler
How does one live after taking the redpill on the 2006 volleyball incident?
>>19236441
Just... recompose yourself and go on
it was hard for me too, like 10 times harder than knowing about the dolphin sentience
>>19236441
One doesn't.
>>19236451
this
I divide my life in two periods:
Before 2006 volleyball incident and After
you'll never go back anon. ever.