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I found this thread on a frenchie board : http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/42-51-51835734-1-0-1-0-x.htm
Weird as fuck, help me please faggot .
Pic not related .
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Fuck help me .
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>>19256951
Help me please faggot I might actually die from laughing
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Fuck thread down .
I bet you didn't know there's a portal in your brain to get out. You get out in the spirit and go in and out and find pasture. Jesus is the way to be able to go to heaven thus in your mind there is a portal, and a mustard seed. But what mustard seed, can ever be grown, if Jesus the creator also with God didn't water it, considering Jesus Christ is The Word?
Before any dad could be a father, God was Father of Jesus before all that is, and also is eternal.
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>>19256942
you don't even have kids man stop posting
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>>19256942
Continue gods work anon, too many souls to let slip
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>>19256962
When below is not like above, but they say above so below. So, ok, Lord, in Jesus name as Revelations, when we see the signs in the skies we seen many in the cosmos and the likes, let's correct it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HuT6EHgr5c
ok /x/ it's my first post here
i'm starting to get worried about some things
i have this girl wich i love like a sister, but i really don't want nothing more. also i'm engaged.
it happened that we had sex because drugs, but it was a one time thing, and definetly a mistake.
thing is, she got an obsession with me. she stalks me, she pesters me with messages ALL DAY, and i don't want to make her suffer, so i reply, but sometimes i do lose my patience and tell her to leave me alone.
This is, i used to take the piss out of her because of some wiccan tier stuff she was believing....
last day we had a big argument, i told her to get the fuck off my life. 10 minutes later, an unexplicable gust of wind made my window slam (i was doing a line of coke) and VANQUISED ALL MY STASH (and now i'm in debt). the day after, i went to take a shit, and i had a fucking fecalome (shit has become a big hard rock ball and can't exit anus anymore, so you have to insetyr your fingers and dig the shit out to free the anal cavity. trust me, BAD experience.
it happened again today, after i told her at the phone some bad words.
I'm scared /x/, i mean, i know that drugs makes you paranoid and all, but all these horrible events happened EXACTLY 10 minutes or so after i had an argument with her.
Is it possible that Wiccan stuff can jinx you voodoo style??
>pic related, what i need, a mojo
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>>19256923
Nothing paranormal here, you are just a dumbass and a fool, good luck with your shit life
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>>19256923
>drugs
Zero sympathy, enjoy your fun lifestyle, it's the one you chose.
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Yeah a demom just came to me and told me to tell you that you should kill yourself.
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So, a while ago I was on Facebook (inb4 ">Facebook NORMIE REEE" and my friend was trying to send me a picture but instead send this video file accidentally (he didnt select it). He didnt even have it on his phone or anything. A few other of my friends have seen in, because it circulated in our messages, but no one knows where is came from, and it isnt one of them in the video.
Here is the video: https://youtu.be/KxaFZBYtRS0
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what is this
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>>19256855
if I knew, I would tell you :/
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>>19256848
rare footage of someone chilling at the tiki
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Anyone know any websites like
http://sdr.hu/
And
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
Or broadcasts from streetcams and stuff like that without going to the deep web?
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>>19256691
nigga aint no one clickin dat shit
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>>19256721
Understandable.
They're just websites that let you listen to radio signals from your device
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>>19256691
Shayesaintjohn.net
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anyone else seeing "shaw" everywhere...business sign, tv, newspaper, social media...what does it mean?
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>>19256682
its a surname, and is used in the names of a ton of places and companies, soooo
>what does it mean?
literally nothing
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nah man, you must be really tired, you should get some sleep man. its late. go to sleep.
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It's nothing, man, don't worry about it, go to sleep.
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The show Lazytown is set sometime after an extinction level event on earth. During the intro a drone's eye view shows the town sitting in the middle of a pristine, seemingly endless field of grass. Nothing is shown beyond the borders.
From what we have seen on the show, underneath Lazytown there appears to be an impossibly vast series of tunnels, with Robbie making his residence inside of one of the underground structures.
These tunnels are where the ancestors of the main cast lived for perhaps generations. Much like in Wall-E they lived a somewhat stiflingly cozy existence as the stricken planet healed. But one day, the planet healed enough and it was time to re-take the surface. Problems immediately arose akin to the Cave allegory. These humans had no idea what to do with themselves once they left their shelter! The shelter fed them, the shelter clothed them. The shelter was their entire life. So they kind of... Lazed about for a good long while.
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There a several of these shelters interspersed throughout the world. And always the same kinds of problems. The emerging humans are incredibly fragile. Prone to accidents due to not understanding the causality of the universe outside their existence below.
Thankfully these issues were addressed long ago when the first humans were fleeing the great calamity.
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How high are you?
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>laura silsby
>city of angels
Los Angeles amber alert system just sent out an APB for a 2014 black toyota camry with plate number 7xwl023 there will absolutely be a happening within the next 72 hours.
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2014 black toyota camry
it's absolutely happening.
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kek you happenings fags will grasp at literally anything to fulfill your own prophecies
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>>19256571
It's happening
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/x/, have you ever found yourself playing a role in a mystical, cosmic, poetic sense?
What I mean is, have you ever found yourself in some circumstance or another, either by yourself in the world or with other people, where you seemed to fall into some archetypal role, some groove worn in the road of existence? I suppose here I give recourse to Jung and Freud, but also in ideas from art and storytelling. The Fool, the Pure Maiden, the Wolf, something along those lines. Maybe even some bigger personified force, like Death. Basically, have you ever been in a situation where you realized, either at the time or later, that you were acting as some avatar for a larger force or idea?
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>>19256467
do you believe in free will?
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>>19256473
I do. But I also believe in the power of stories, on both the psychological and the supernatural level. I don't necessarily believe in their ability to dictate, but I believe in their ability to influence.
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>>19256467
Does despair count?
>>19256503
If I'm in a story, it is Kafka's The Trial.
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How do I summon one? I need to get laid.
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>>19256450
You need to learn about both invocation and evocation, visualize, meditate, control your state of mind, easiest way to summon one: search for her inside your subconsious mind, invoque and then evoque.
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Here is an ancient ritual to summon a succubus, but be warned, this is black magic and can go wrong so follow it carefully:
Go to the Craigslist casual encounters and chant this three times:
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
You will be messaged by a hyper realistic email. This is the succubus. Tell her you want her to wear all black and to talk dirty. If she gets disinterested quickly tell her you will pay extra. If she agrees, tell her your address and get ready for the hardest part of the ritual. Turn off all the lights. Light 10 black candles, put them around your bed and wait.
If you see flashing red lights and hear the wails of a siren, something has gone horribly wrong. Immediately blow out the candles and pretend you are not home. No matter what you hear, do not open the door. The evil spirit will take you away to be raped by black beasts.
However, if you hear a knock you have been deemed worthy. But be warned, as this ritual is known to summon incubi as well. They will be disguised, but if you see something out of place chant "Fuck off, faggot" continuously until they leave. If you do not they will rape you. After that you will be followed by constant decay. You will never be able to recover from any disease. You will grow pale like a corpse and slowly wither away.
After verifying that they are a succubus, let them in and enjoy the "fruits" of your labor. But be warned. Black magic has a price. A month later you will see blisters and boils anywhere your skin touched the demon. Soon you will see the succubus outside your mother's house everyday, screaming and pounding at the door. She will continue this, each day getting fatter and more hideous, until 9 months. Then, you will pay...
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Which path of study can lead to the most power/ truth. I am familiar with occult paths such as freemasonry, Kabbalah, Satanism etc. I am an agnostic but am willing to try any path that could lead to evidence of the supernatural and help unveil any mystery to me. I like the Idea of Lucifer being the good guy but don't understand that if he is of light why his followers insist on keeping gothic design among their followings. Thoughts anons? Also I live right next to a mason lodge.
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>>19256445
you dont care about the truth, you only seek sensation. the fact you are expecting to feel different once you become enlightened is keeping you from becoming enlightened
take drugs
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completely disagree. The sensation would only prove the authority of the truth, not be the objective of the truth. I have spent my life looking into mainstream religion only to see how little they satisfy intellectually. What are the secrets of the universe and what path can help me find them?
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>>19256445
Call out to them and they will answer your prayers...
/x/ I think I have an irrational fear of the puppet from jigsaw. Every time I see this fucking thing it scares the fuck outta me. Even downloading this image gave me the chills. It's weird because the traps in the movie don't scare me. Just this fucking puppet. Is this irrational? Please don't let me be alone here.
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>>19256360
>Is this irrational
Do you have a fear of puppet or just this one?
Has anyone beaten you with a puppet that looks like that?
If your answers are no then yes, it's irrational.
>Please don't let me be alone here.
Irrational fears aren't exactly something to be proud of, but many have them. you could always just avoid pictures of the fucking puppet. It can't be that hard, it's not like it pops up everywhere like other fears.
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The pig mask he uses to stalk and capture victims was way scarier tbqh
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>>19256360
>It's weird because the traps in the movie don't scare me. Just this fucking puppet. Is this irrational? Please don't let me be alone here.
He's somewhat of a godform - elaborately trapping and extravagantly testing subjects based on mortal suitability - it's natural to experience some form of awe and apprehension at godforms.
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https://www.gaia.com/lp/unearthing-nazca-members/
thoughts on this?
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I didn't see enough evidence to even prove that the thing wasn't made out of paper mache(sp?)
I am watching the developments of this rather closely, though. The footage looks like one of those fake mermaid documentaries. If it's real, I think that it's a deformed person rather than an alien.
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>>19256112
Lol. Clearly plaster. I've punched holes in my walls at home drunk as fuck on Evan Williams and patched it up with shit that resembled the texture of skin exactly OP's pic related.
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>>19257909
Body has already been carbon dated and genetic testing.
Body is from 245-410AD and belongs to a human female.
And it's not the only body.
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Ok /x/ I am am amateur at remote viewing and I decided to use what I have to predict what could happen on 7/7/17 (today).
What I got is that a large number of people will die involving a bridge, it will be recorded by tons of people and everyone will see it, and all the death caused is sacrifice for a baby being born that day.
If there is any other remote viewers out there I ask that you too try to focus on the numbers and see of your results are similar.
Pic unrelated, just some weird shit
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I know there's a heat wave hitting cali soon. Golden Gate Bridge BTFO?
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7+7+2+17
33
adds up
literally
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>>19256138
Oh shit makes sense...
What if beyonce has her baby today?
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h3h3's paranormal walk (deleted video)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEcGbLZDWm4&lc=z12ge5cwoyioh3jg004cddtyirvvznaqfrs0k
Has anybody on /x/ watched this one all the way through? There are some real strange happenings going on here, when they visit the Devil's Gate in California.
- 32:00 - 32:12 Check out the build up with this dopplar effect to this strange foot pattern.
- 57:40 a camera ghost whispers Hila's name (very open-minded and least informed about this place)
1:07:27 same camera ghost whispers some strange word, of seemingly jewish tongue ("Ach-wey?")
The whole video is really interesting for those knowing the background of Devil's Gate and paranormal/occultic shit in general.
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Summer
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>>19256107
Me too.
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>>19256103
Is Post Malone Shia Labeouf's gay ass little brother?