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nothing will happen kys nigger

>>19258052
next date is 8818

>>19257928
Also more shit, when I was ten-ish and honestly probably actually retarded (stunted social development from moving countries twice probably) I thought I was psychic and could predict the weather. Years later I'm not so skeptical of myself now, what with my girlfriend and I scaring the pants off one of our mates by responding to him saying something with impromptu synchronised finger guns and more shit.

NYE 2015 I was still hung up on this girl I fell in love with in 2013 and we still talked (and still do). She's pretty stressed and doesn't get much of a chance to reply to messages but I remember very distinctly that night looking up to the night sky and feeling something on the wind that I just somehow knew was her, I reach into my pocket and check my phone just in time to catch her wishing me a happy new year a few minutes late. I'm no longer such a believer of mere coincidences though after, you guessed it, even more shit.

I lost contact with my primary school friends for the longest time and when I was in year 10 I regained most of them on Easter by saying fuck it and taking my life back into my hands, forcing my way back into their lives, but I couldn't find my old best friend on Facebook. I was out shopping one day for winter gear when I ran into this bitch who told her friends I was a stalker despite her being the creepy one that stalked me and posted a picture of me on her Facebook to laugh at. I was with family so I couldn't make it completely obvious that I was hiding from the cackling, screeching and jeering crowd of Stacies and Chads but I still had to. So I detoured and ran past one of the guys I went to school with at the time who didn't see me and so I resolved to tell him on Facebook that night which I then remembered I didn't have him on and resolved to add him. His name and my best friend's names were both Matthew and their surnames both began with the same letter.

Cont.

>>19257983
So I found my old best friend on Facebook and needless to say I was very happy. We spoke for ages and it turned out that we more or less lived our lives apart in perfect parallel right down to the remote beach we go to down the coast that it turned out I had missed him by just two days when I was last there. When I was there earlier that year I remember I stopped dead in my tracks on the beach and got another feeling like what I felt on NYE the previous year but chalked it up to the girl I liked being only 10-20km down the coast from me. Little did I know at the time that the feeling of connection to someone close that I was experiencing was to my old buddy Matt who was in the exact same spot only two days prior. Naturally this made me lose my shit in a good way.

I'm done for now /x/, now you know why I believe in God.

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>>19257928
>>19257983
>>19258005
>wholesome paranormal activity

It's wholesome coincidences, at best. If you weren't, uh... special, as you stated yourself, then you'd see that this isn't anything out of the ordinary. It happens to everyone in different magnitudes. Small magnitudes creating skeptics, medium ones creating religiousness and large ones most likely deluding people into thinking they're prophets or gods.

Hell, that whole Kek thing is based on believing that coincidences are in fact not coincidental. Do you believe in that, too?

You think this is a fucking game?

2spooky m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhRnOQ05hxA

It's s fucking mimic

>>19257755
looks like an ugly tranny

Ayyyy lmao

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Those are some weird fucking eyes!! Looks like he should be Chilling in the Tiki!!

] Behold, I go forward, but he is not there; and backward, but I cannot perceive him:

[9] On the left hand, where he doth work, but I cannot behold him: he hideth himself on the right hand, that I cannot see him:

[10] But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.

[11] My foot hath held his steps, his way have I kept, and not declined.

[12] Neither have I gone back from the commandment of his lips; I have esteemed the words of his mouth more than my necessary food.

[13] But he is in one mind, and who can turn him? and what his soul desireth, even that he doeth.

[14] For he performeth the thing that is appointed for me: and many such things are with him.

[15] Therefore am I troubled at his presence: when I consider, I am afraid of him.

[16] For God maketh my heart soft, and the Almighty troubleth me:

[17] Because I was not cut off before the darkness, neither hath he covered the darkness from my face

Will God destroy us?

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>>19257408
If nothing else, simply point me in the right direction based on others that are similar; also, I may dump images throughout the day to bump the thread.

Details please?

>>19257439
Nice citations in that pic. There are so many inaccuracies, both on its creator's part *and* Bill Maher's, it's not worth the time to dissect (though I admit I attempted it before losing patience)!
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>>19257350
I was thinking of this years ago.

Black holes are like mini versions of the Big Crunch theory. And the more we analyze the universe the more it seems like every single thing in existence pretty much repeats its own pattern.
Electrons orbit neutrons, planets orbit stars, stars orbit galactic centers
Add that with patterns such as fractals and the Golden Ratio, and it seems like that the smaller you go down the less differences there are in reality (aside from quantum mechanics I can't account for that bullshittery)

So if a black hole absorbs and crunches down everything it devours perhaps it can also create an infinitessimaly small universe within, with humans that can never comprehend just how tiny their relatively ultramassive world really is.

>>19257455
We are living in a universe inside a universe inside a universe and so on. It actually makes so much sense it insane.

Is it like the microcosm to microcosm mirrorring from the Law of one? There seems to be infinite octaves and sub-octaves, from planes, to densities. After one is completed there is another. It's pretty cool. They also say that black holes happen when enough spiritual gravity to reunite with the creator has been achieved. After enough has been achieved for the whole universe, it will collapse and creation will begin again, probably in another octave, maybe.

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>>19257240
I can easily see this particular video being fabricated but I dunno. Wanna know how he made it to try it myself. At the very least I'd have a funky machine in my house as a conversation piece, or maybe something I "don't wanna talk about" to raise interest

>>19257240
I check his photography blog from time to time. Both sites seem to push products and some Huff Paranormal articles are not well written. He doesn't seem to grasp how radio works and a lot of times the conclusion of his articles is "If you don't believe this you are an idiot".

This combined with the shilling of 200 dollar leather straps for camera's on his other site makes me think he is in it for the money.

>>19257240
dude...the pic you posted should already give you an answer to your question....

>>19257112
You are destined to drown in a tub of feces

>>19257113
thank you anon

>>19256728
you're seeing shit. no physical or spiritual harm will come to you. try to calm down and go to sleep.

>>19256738
but when I saw it it immediately vanished ouward and then immediately the house settled

what does it mean?

Have you tried whipping your dick out and masturbating in front of it? I hear it helps.

>living forever
>transcendence
pick one