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>>19260621

MBTI

soulmates are very fragile, but they do exist

as far as an explination, we woul dneed to analyze the brains of said personality types

typically the pairing is AXBC and DXEF pairings where the second letter mathes

I've had my abest friend for four years and I'm convinced he's my soul mate.

>>19260672
are you both guys?

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>>19260582
this picture was also in the same post

>>19260582
It's a German April Fool's Day hoax from a weekly photo magazine called "Neue Illustrierte". It was published in Cologne and is dated March 29, 1950.

Literally 2 seconds on google, dude. Try it sometime.

>>19260606
thankyou I was looking for a diferent picture but it apears to be fake too

>>19260320
I remember that

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>>19260320
Don't tell me what to do you fucking faggoty ass nigger lover.

Can you imagine if the universe gets the blue screen? Like this could literally happen any second

>>19260207

get a thermo camera and record it

>>19260083
If you wanted people to respect themselves, you shouldn't have made a video meant to have the viewer decide if they are acceptable or not. For your message to mean anything at all and not be an elaborate double-cross, you need to say that everyone is acceptable, period.

Some just happen to be bad too.

>>19260083
>non-offensive
>claimed as synonym for good

GTFO, you grundy fuckwit. Come back when you've learned where you are. Maybe try testing to see if anyone's assessment of your righteousness is really the same as your assessment of it, too.

People who are caught up on respect are doomed to torment themselves. This goes all the way "up" and suggests that the power you're referring to is itself doomed and inferior to a higher power still.

>>19260083
*sniffs air* heh heh...thought i smelled ya, goldilocks...*unsheaths ademantian claws*

It is as fun to watch as this board, to think people can be that stupid.

>>19260038
Government funded disinformation factory. I do loves me some American Pickers though.

Who watching forrestel antartica right now?

>Get there, everything is chill and we have dinner, small talk and all
>Friend A says he's got some really good weed
> Hey I've been smoking nonstop the past week, why the fuck not
> We go to the terrace, he puts on some meditational music and we pass around the pipe

Now here's the weird part
> First thing he starts talking about is witches and magic
> Says his girlfriend's lecturers at uni are strong witches and whatnot
> This is where your average Joe would freak out, but nah, I take it super chill and feel like I've I've always known

>We both conclude he called me over to their place because otherwise we see each other by chance solely, not much more than acquaintances
>I spend the whole night answering his spiritual questions as though I'm another person, not my usual grounded self
>He wants me to become a part of the therapy place they wanna start

Just some info, his girl is majoring in musical therapy, studied at a music school specialising in folk singing and he's majoring psychology

> We agree that vibration is the root of all
> I'm kinda neutral about working with people but just brush it off for now
> Tells me he can see under everybody's layers through to their core
> Tells me I'm a fucking "shapeshifter" and sexual vampire, but inside I'm a wrinkled old lady
> I go so deep into the rabbit hole I focus and try to see his core. Instead I see his past lives layered under his skin
> We get so spiritually close we develop some kind of handicapped telepathy
> Tells me he wants power to become stronger and hone his "magic"
> Bluntly tell him he's not ready yet and that I'll guide him as best as I can.
> We end it there

Cont.

> Wake up next morning really strung out
> We talk more over coffee and realize I'm not all-knowing, even though I seem like it
> Turns out the crazy old lady that loves next door has been mentoring me since birth
> He seems quite unnerved when it comes to her and refuses to get in contact
> Innately know she might not want others to know about everything
> Rest of day passes normally until I get the strong urge to repeat last night again

Cont?

summoning a cat isn't bizarre silly!

>>19259954
http://pastebin.com/HhU18gCW

>>19259850
Nobody's going to call your phone you lonely fuck.

Forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G53kZhT_zBU

Kim'd fethel e*sebic dejar ketheteb?