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How do I curse an item or video for real?
Obviously its impossible to do through digital means so Id have to use a vcr tape or cassete right? The point is that only the people who watch the tape in its original phisycle tape form will get the curse
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>>19265003
what is a curse?
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>>19265008
Its where you cause someone to experience a happening
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>>19265003
Light some candles and put on some George micheals and Cum on the object and put white sand all over it in a pentagram formation light one candle for each corner on the tape
and strip naked. Now for this part you will need a sacrifice, take away the life of this sacrifice and shout shama-lama-lu!!! Congratulations you just cursed your first object
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God is evil and wants to suffer. Prove me wrong. You can't.
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The evil god that wants you to suffer is in fact a parasitic being merely posing as god. Prove me wrong. You can't.
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By suffering we understand the pain resulting from evil and perfect our souls toward purity.
The evil part is wrong though, that's Satan. Your one and only opponent.
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>>19264896
Burden of proof is on you faggot.
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Anyone done the elevator ritual?
Did it work? Be honest
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I gave it a go and no, it didn't work. I mean why would it?
You only have to think about it for a second to know how actually fucking retarded it is, but still I gave it a go just to be 100% sure.
End result; you look like a massive autist fucking around in an elevator.
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>>19264532
Who the fuck is that? That's probably how I will look in 60 years.
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>>19264841
Not even fucking around. That is me. Girls love pulling that curl. what the fuck.
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Hey... we gotta find a way out of here 2017-07-08 09:32:29 Post No.19264099
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Hey... we gotta find a way out of here
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You may have noticed that this internet is like a ghost town considering over 3 billion humans are supposed to be connected.
You may have also noticed that the internet is filled with immorality and filth. A scuzzy place....
There is something in the computer world called a scsi(scuzzy) ghost drive which is a when you have a hard drive connected to your computer which creates a real time mirror image of your computer. This is the scuzzy ghost town / scsi ghost drive internet.
this isn't the real internet. Its part of a game to segregate undesirables from society because you are very immoral people and as immoral people you lower the desirability of those you interact with. There is a real internet where info about all of you is on a site like facebook for humanity to know who the lepers are. Thats why everyone gives you weird looks when you're in public. This is the internet filled with the very low iq people. I was put here for a different reason which is why i can tell this isn't real. The real internet has actually interesting conversations and meaningful content to read which is pleasant to perceive
There is a real internet which none of you can connect to because as you would be pieces of shit the MAC addresses of your computers and devices would be added to a hosts file on internet service providers routers so no matter where you are on the world when you connect you are on the fake internet.
The only way off is to buy new devices then never use any of your email or social media accounts because they are all monitored. Then if you talk about this or are a rude piece of shit your device is identified and your on the hosts file again and can't get on the real net
You are trapped on an evil web where everything you do is monitored
Just throwing it out there...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BmfoCHtDVwM
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TLDR, please?
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>>19264787
TLDR is OP is a faggot
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Is this Chris?
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On the U.S. from God in my prayers... 2017-07-08 07:56:24 Post No.19263648
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On the U.S. from God in my prayers...
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The God of Abraham, His Righteous Son, and Holy Spirit (3-in-1) says that one of the legacies of the U.S. is (folious) folly and it shall cost them greatly.
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The God of Autismo, His Chillest Son, and Holy Tiki (3-in-1)
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In this thread I (Ryan) may answer questions.
May God bless me with the blessing of being articulate and informative and clear in my language so that gaps in our understanding may not precede, (recede)...
It is not known by me, but a voice speaks to me in my head the messages. A voice I believe to be God. Faith is very powerful, as it is written in our scriptures.
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Ask us what thou wilt.
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What happens to your soul if you die while in a parallel universe?
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>>19263571
If there is a heaven, I assume there is only one.
If we reincarnate, I assume we get spat out into a random timeline. Or we stay in the timeline we died in. Who knows?
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>>19263636
If there are multiple you's (which I don't believe there are, because obviously there aren't but hey, it's OP's premise) how could you coexist with them in heaven?
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>>19263571
You get the urge to masturbate.
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What do you guys know about this shit?
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>>19260793
That it's fake and was once very popular on Russian YouTube.
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>>19260804
I believe the video is very real. these type of creatures might have been the reason the flood happened
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>>19260844
Yeah, they've written about them for centuries.
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What's the scariest, most paranormal experience you have had? 2017-07-09 08:21:16 Post No.19268921
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What's the scariest, most paranormal experience you have had?
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My parents could hear someone playing with marbles in the roof over my room when I was a baby.
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BUCKLE UP, FUCKERS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TREATED TO THE STORY OF THE TIME ANON WAS THE DUMB WHITE KID IN A HORROR MOVIE
Just as soon as I finish typing it on my phone.
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When I was a kid in high school, I used to hang out with weird friends.
One day I feel a presence on my left side constantly wherever I go.
Told my parents and they said if I feel scared or calm.I said scared.
That night I hear an owl near my window, we were pretty poor back then, so we would sleep 4 people in one room.
Something is touching my feet ever; since then I have a fear of exposing my feet.
It gets worse as I FEEL my entire body being felt up even though I was lying facedown.
Keep in mind I was sleeping on the ground with just a blanket.
Wake parents up telling them I am getting felt up and there is an owl near the window.
What are you talking about anon? just go back to sleep.
Repeats for several days and my mother eventually gives me a religious book to read, it was more of a prayer book that was very old.
As I am reading/praying the presence gets stronger and eventually "leaves".
Nothing since then.
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Why do I find this painting so unsettling? I also really enjoy looking at it.
General unsettling paintings thread.
Try to keep the paintings uncanny and unsettling, rather than straight out horror/scary.
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Because her pose suggests that she just suffered domestic violence, but her husband is nowhere in sight. Wouldn't he normally raise his fists to her in private where nobody can see, as opposed to out in the open where everyone can see? Something is amiss here, and my guess is that someone has teleportation abilities.
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>>19268687
woah
Also, this thread feels pretty deja-vuey right now
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>>19268676
The paintings subject was a polio victim, incapable of walking.
As the title says, this is how the world looks to someone as helpless as her.
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Odd synchronism. So I've been cleaning my life up. It's taken a long time but I've had pain pills in weeks. Randomly run into my dude and he gives me his number. I about shit when the last three digits are 911. Am I being guided towards a better decision? Am I lookin too deeply, as I was typing this he called me and told me to smoke with him and I chose not to
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Coming from a past pill popper that has since converted to being a heroin junkie, seriously bro..
>CALL HIM!
>ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
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>>19268609
I was addicted to morphine in the past and thank God and gods every day that I'm one of the few who managed to get clean. I haven't had them in three years or so now and the cravings are gone. If anything the thought of how I'd feel having to quit all over again is enough to put me off touching opiates ever again.
Stay on the straight and narrow path, OP. You're already further than most in that situation ever get.
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I never fucking understood opiates.
They're not stimulating, mentally or physically.
They're not creative or sources for inspiration.
They make you feel miserable with yourself, give you the itch, make everyday random shit much more annoying and harder to deal with
They're mind numbing not mind expanding.
They're not psychedelic.
Why the fuck wouldn't you at least do some stimulants or psychedelics? At least with that shit you can do something with it and your life!
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>after years of depression go to psychologist and tell her i believe my chronic problem to be more of a spiritual or energetic nature
>She forwards me to a Shaman that lives not too far from me for 'energetic work'
>Be skeptical about it but decide why the fuck not. Im desperate
>Have a conversation with her and proceed to lie on a massage bed.
>Says she will be do Reiki healing on me, i relax.
>mfw she invokes all sorts of angels and lightbeings to assist her in my healing.
>Proceeds to hover her hands over my head. By this time im thinking, "this bitch is batshit"...
>mfw everywhere she hovers her hands i get a physical reaction in the form of spasms in the muscles whilst i can feel the energetic intense heat come off her hands.
>after hour and a half felt healed, and more alive than ever.
>mfw healing powers are real
>mfw energy, auras and lightbeings are real
>mfw today i went to an attuning session and healed myself for real.
>mfw i could actually feel cones of energy eminating from my palms
>Feel like messianic Goku
TL;DR: Reiki is real. Go learn it faggots. Be a fucking irl neckbeard Paladin
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I had weekly sessions with a Shaman/Reiki for months in rehab.
The things she saw, the way she saw through people was amazing. It's legit.
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>tell my doctor I believe my problem is spiritual
>locks me up and forces injections
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How do we deal with the NPC problem? What are these beings and who is putting them here? You probably walked by a few of them today. They look human but they are like a bad imitation, no thoughts or emotions of their own. Just pale imitations and a lifetime of cycling through trends in some strange attempt at making themselves look like real people.
Frankly, they make my skin crawl.
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Narcissism - the creepypasta
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>>19268568
t. NPC
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>>19268550
Food for thought: *You* are an npc. As am I. You are programmed with traits and variable reactions for variable interactions. The simple fact that you think you're superior the clearest indicator you're the same manner of existence, just shallowly copypasted with a few half-assed changes. There's no difference between you and they, I or you. We're *all* npc's acting out our scripted parts.
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How the fuck do we expose the Annunaki?
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I'm down with this.
But we need more information about their origins.
Aliens come to earth to mine our golds?
Use humans as slave workers, teaching math and sciences to build their pyramids all around the world, then to worship them through their ideas of death majicks, which will ultimately destroy ourselves with.
Then they teach us a lie about how earth is flat, has a dome and some bullshit firmament noone seems to be able to see or know of.
after that, they cast a meateor down into the gulf of mexico, wipe out the planet so nothing is left. they pick up any and all tech they can find and beat feet out of earth after mining all they can.
Tell me we haven't been conned, and I'll tell you another story
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I think a good first step is to expose the Catholic Church, which was obviously created by them or servants of them.
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>>19268496
If you can somehow cause the knowledge inflict a cost/benefit calculation on the average person, they'll optimize their cost/benefit calculation and the masquerade will break.
Prove to me Jesus wasn't the reincarnation of Buddha
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I will just as soon as you prove to me that either of those mythological figures actually existed.
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>>19268207
You prove to me that I'm not the reincarnation of Jebus's dad !
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>>19268207
Prove to me that my dad isn't the reincarnation of Millard Fillmore
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Really, that saying seems to be a bit odd to me. Death is defined (IIRC) as a permanent cessation of life functions, so you weren't really dead if you were alive after. And, for the purposes of what is typically discussed, the physical body does not come to life.
So instead, I should use consciousness after death. I know the US Government has studied remote viewing with impressive results that have since been declassified. I'm wondering if there's any government studies on the afterlife. I know they fund some /x/ tier research from time to time. I had recently been speaking with a Christian friend about the specifics of the Bible's interpretations of heaven and hell and gotten interested.
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>>19268199
If you consider that "death" is merely the absence of life then really you were dead once already, no? Was it that bad? Does it make you curious as to how many times one can live and die?
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>>19268214
Somewhat, yes. Considering, as you've said, I've already been nonexistent for around 13 billion + years to the best of my knowledge. I've heard that when you have an NDE you become detached from your sense of time, and I'm curious what makes "me", consciously speaking.
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I had a dream once during a very intense time in my life (I do not recall really any dreams) other than this one.
There was some sort of building global threat from China/Korea allied against the US- they(Korea) threatend that on a certain day they would attack us and it would be over in 1 hour.
- Well, in the dream, the entire world was paused at this moment- the time passes, everyone is silent for a minute or two- and then begin going about their business
20 minutes later- a flash occurs and I look down at my hands and watch them turn to muscle, to dust. I am transfixed and cannot move - I turn my head and see ashes in the form of people- I then become a great ball of light traveing fast ( this is where its weird- the speed of the travel could be FELT) as if there was a continuation of existence vs - being trapped in ones mind.
- eventually I get depsoited into a vast WELL with BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF OTHER LIGHT ENTITITES and was told- this is where we exist.
I woke up crying and sweating- never had the dream again.
One of the people of ashes I saw was my family sitting in the living room watching the news awaiting devestation. I wonder why I was not with them and outside.