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>>19269657
same color as day, just darker

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Yo just found this picture on an old abandoned hard drive in the middle of the desert, anyone have some info on it?

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Do you not want to rest a while and listen?

Let's start this story off proper. You're here for the paranormal, right? Magic perhaps? Or did you wander to this board "just because"

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>>19269418
sure what do you want me to do OP?

>>19270441
Oh, I came here in a wasted effort to somehow rekindle the joy I once felt on a board like this.
You know, when before all this shit about magic and divination became so goddamn prevalent. Back when people would swap genuine stories about their own experiences and such.. and not have them be nothing but "green text stories", or bullshit that always boils down to "and the big blood scary blood scare was scary."

I don't care about all of these "happenings" that never work out (we've "predicted" the End Times how many times now and nothing has changed?). Or with bullshit curses. Or even numbers stations.

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Doing 5 readings.
I simply request your query, your name or alias, and your age (roughly).

>>19269397
L
21
will i hear from L the next month?

I really wanna know more any movies would indeed be helpful. Pretty sure i'm a manchurian candidate.

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Coraline was neat.

>>19269290
You have to go back. You're looking for /pol/.

>>19269234
space whales

>>19269234
more universe. what the hell else could there be, and why does it matter, we probly wont get outside the galaxy for 1000 years, what about the nearest star, or solar system?

>>19269251
114 years at light speed to the nearest star I think. Outside of the galaxy is actually tens of thousands of years.

>>19269234
It's creation, once you become God you can play with it.

>>19269024

Dafuq?

>>19269053
Post cap

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my nearest neighbor is abot 1/4 mile in the woods behind my house, i can barely see their house thru the trees in the distance, the next nearest is a mile or two. not spooky tho, i want to move out in the woods to buttfuggistan futher away from ppl to make it more spooky and luxuriously solitude pretty cool huh :D

>>19268813
Demonic and UFO activity simultaneously, straight got the hell out of there

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>>19269176
What happened? :(

It was probably some sort of addendum to a fantasy novel being written at the time. Of course the writer was trash and his novel never ended up published and was lost to time yet this manuscript had survived and is now making retards all over the world try to find some deeper occult meaning to it. or aliums mang.

>>19268677

It raises your Alchemy +2

>>19268677
Whoever discovers this with a proof probably will become famous.

Evil is a subjective concept, pretty much whatever is opposite of somebody's personal set of morals.

>>19268365
read the book

>>19268369
I'm sorry but that answer is not nearly satisfying enough.

>>19268021
Yes it is fucking real, it's basically just thoughts and spiritual energy manifesting into physical form.

It's no big deal, it all literally starts with your thoughts, the Universe is mental, there is no actual solid reality as in the illusion we perceive.

Once you realize this, you can start creating your own reality and there's where MAGIX comes from

>>19268021
Results of magick are sometimes hard to discern. Often you won't know it's done anything until you have hindsight of the whole situation. Even then, it can be impossible to pinpoint how your result occurred.

You're doing magick all the time subconsciously. Every thought you have is 'magick' in one way or another, because thoughts culminate and eventually inspire action.

I don't know; nobody can really convince your of something like this. It's something you have to do yourself. Of course, any magician worth his salt even struggles to convince himself.

>>19268021
It is something you have to do and experience yourself while taking a respectable approach to it.

When people sent the first platypus to the public people thought it was a fake.

Why are you a faggot

>>19267923
Why aren't you? You would be great with such a sinful lifestyle. Be bisexual and you will find it hard to be alone.

>>19267907
Hey bro how can I become rich ?

>>19267852

fuk off and watch fractical zooms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujvy-DEA-UM

>>19267856
ooh that's a good one, thank you anon

>>19267856
They're fascinating.. What about them?

>>19267759
cool.

who cares about ancient treasure when i have beanie babies and dream-catchers

>>19267765
>>19267768

WHOA
thats a bit much feedback

could you ease up and dumb it down a bit?
youre just overwhelming me
wow didnt expect such wildly enthusiastic responses

>be me
>at high school again despite being 25
>in science class
>lesson is about sky satan and 9/23
>look at calendar
>it's 9/22
>time speeds up
>it's now midnight
>fire rains from the sky
>demons possess everyone in the class
>i get possessed by odb
>everyone flies out of the classroom and starts killing innocent people
>i just limp out of the school while singing shimmy shimmy ya and snorting coke

it probably doesn't mean anything, but it's interesting nonetheless

>>19267694

I started taking 1,500mgs of Maca Root (A natural aphrodisiac) a day and I have been having tons of dreams about sexy women.

So far no sex in the dreams. Just quick blurb visions of them or they are passing by casually.

>Doing it to increase my spunk volume. Working far more than expected

>1,500 mgs
>a day
>Expectations clearly low

>>19267718
Someone's been on /x/ to much

>>19267374
c=1
>implies
a=1, b=0

That's the smallest pythagorical triple, a special case of mere mathematical interest because of the 0-length side

>>19267374
>>19267374

Again, train your attention on the shape [above and] to the left [because muthatfuckas won't allow a "duplicate image" and I'm not tryna come up with new shit to call shit when you can screenshot it yourself and just plop it out on the desktop for reference, or take a picture on your phone to remind you of this moment] - nothing up my sleeve, left or right, no strings attached, stare at the image and consider how real it is. Like, it's right there, right? Nevermind the bollocks about how it is a perception of your visual cortex as it processes information from reflected light on the back of your retina, even - like forget the uncertainty for a moment and just agree that it's there in some sense... can you get there?

Okay, now I'm about to make it disappear:

Because c is defined as "1," we can perform the following deduction: a^2 + b^2 = c^2 -> c = 1; c^2 = 1^2 = 1. Now, this is where you have to insert a qualification, but obviously it would seem that the two legs would have to be of equal length in the drawing, right? I mean, it's not necessary that they are (and yes, I can see the tiny little pixel-sized gap between them, and the ever-so-slight disconnection of perfect measurement that this implies. It fucking bugs me, too, but it doesn't even matter because of what I'm about to say...), but imagine that they are perfectly equal and both the legs for that triangle, with a hypotenuse of one. It's clearly something that would be a rational construction, and which could be clearly measured with some form of ratio in a real sense (even "real" as in the set of real numbers being able to describe it), right?

Nope. It's not there. You're looking at an imaginary construction, and it's right in front of your fucking face. You can't even really tell, can you? It's like it would require some dimensional jump in order to see it, right? Hold on to your Tardises, then...

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>>19267395
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Okay, so you know how you'd have to have two equal numbers that, when squared, add up to 1? Guess what: it's not possible. Not in a sense that it would be a rational number representable using real numbers, anyway. The only thing it would be is 1/2 + 1/2 = 1, right? That's the only two number that could add up to one, which means that it would have to be a situation where sq. rt. 1/2 + sq. rt. 1/2 = sq. rt. 1, right? So that means, since the square root of one is one, it would look like sq. rt. 1/2 + sq. rt. 1/2 = 1, and since you can represent the square root of fractions as the square root of the numerator over that of the denominator, you wind up with 1/sq. rt. 2 + 1/ sq. rt. 2 = 1. So, that square root of 2? It's not rational. It can't be represented through any real number divided by any other real number, and the decimal representation results in the non-repeating infinite series that cannot be understood as part of any real number system. You've gone imaginary. I know that technically it's not a complex conjugate, because you don't get the square root of negative one by manipulating the formula (though I swear while playing with this I did by accident once... there is some underlying LEM issue that I feel exists as some form of fundamental binary that stands between us as transcending the physical limitations of the universe, but most would probably categorize that claim as "unlikely," even if that actually places it in a non-zero probability state, so suck an infinite improbability drive, you nattering nay-bobs...). Point is, what you're looking at is irrational. There is irrationality at the heart of the most basic foundations of mathematics that people like to gloss over as insignificant or unworthy of consideration as a serious topic, but when I see this I smell a natural paradox that represents a potential gateway between worlds.

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