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do like /x/ did
watch jennifer's body
then RP about it on channel 4
that IS how it all started.

>>19271490
Here is an ancient ritual to summon a succubus, but be warned, this is black magic and can go wrong so follow it carefully:

Go to the Craigslist casual encounters and chant this three times:

I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars

You will be messaged by a hyper realistic email. This is the succubus. Tell her you want her to wear all black and to talk dirty. If she gets disinterested quickly tell her you will pay extra. If she agrees, tell her your address and get ready for the hardest part of the ritual. Turn off all the lights. Light 10 black candles, put them around your bed and wait.

If you see flashing red lights and hear the wails of a siren, something has gone horribly wrong. Immediately blow out the candles and pretend you are not home. No matter what you hear, do not open the door. The evil spirit will take you away to be raped by black beasts.

However, if you hear a knock you have been deemed worthy. But be warned, as this ritual is known to summon incubi as well. They will be disguised, but if you see something out of place chant "Fuck off, faggot" continuously until they leave. If you do not they will rape you. After that you will be followed by constant decay. You will never be able to recover from any disease. You will grow pale like a corpse and slowly wither away.

After verifying that they are a succubus, let them in and enjoy the "fruits" of your labor. But be warned. Black magic has a price. A month later you will see blisters and boils anywhere your skin touched the demon. Soon you will see the succubus outside your mother's house everyday, screaming and pounding at the door. She will continue this, each day getting fatter and more hideous, until 9 months. Then, you will pay...

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The word "beyond" is very significant and will be puzzling to those who believe in the old conception of a solid earth. It would then mean the region on the other side of the Antarctic continent and the ocean beyond, and would not be "a vast new territory" (not on any map), nor would his expedition that found this territory be "the most important expedition in the history of the world". The geography of Antarctica is fairly well known, and Admiral Byrd has not added anything significant to our knowledge of the Antarctic continent. If this is the case, then why should he make such apparently wild and unsupported statements - especially in view of his high standing as a rear admiral of the U.S. Navy and his reputation as a great explorer?

Shameless self bump
Help me get out of our district anons

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Bump. I've seen those ancient maps showing islands past the wall. Probably the most intriguing thing about Flat earth theory. I really don't know what to believe these days, but it's fun to think about

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>>19271396
post the coordinates fag

>>19271396
LARPing cancer.

KYS.

Op is a fag

i was once on a cruise ship you know having a good time then i found the slot machines then 20 minutes later all my money was gone and i didnt remember a thing about what happened

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>>19271465
That's fucking spooky man

>>19271599
What iS this creature?

I remember that thread. I recall him mentioning taking a celeb some place way out of town

I remember that. Not particularly interesting though. I don't care about things like this.

>>19271062
Keep it to yourself dickface

I'm interested op have a bump

If it helps I'm pretty sure it was posted around 2012-13
bump

Gotta be someone around here who remembers it.
bamp

No one came back from their samadhi to tell tales. Why don't you try it yourself OP

originally the word simply meant calm focused meditative concentration.

>>19270965
Ye, its the endpoint of meditation, the dissolution of all phenomena. Its accompanied by intense euphoria in the lead up and afterglow, but the actual experience itself is sheer inexpressible nothingness

>>19270898
Because they're too lazy to be exercised.

>>19270898
why did you spend another weekend shitposting on /x/ instead of going out and enjoying the company of pretty girls and the socially adept?

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>>19270910
This is the first time I've ever been here

>>19270879
Nah they probably just laugh

>>19270881
do they understand the concept of amusement?

>>19270928
That's what I mean, do they interpret it as something else or take it for what it is?

burning sage is typically regarded as a ward against spirits. Don't know how much I believe, but maybe there's a connection? Olfactory senses seems to be pretty heavily involved in things paranormal.

>>19270849

No, if anything it would be a magnet. Negative polarity entities tend to gravitate towards those with addictions and compulsions to feed off the shitty miasma of their energies.

>>19270865
Would saging a house with Salvia Divinorum make the ghosts hallucinate? Can ghosts trip?

>>19270426
Here too. You in Texas?
Heard could be heat lightning but idk

>>19270705
Yes in Texas is it all around? I'm near the Houston area

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happeneing everywhere. end of times

fake af. I read his books when I was in high school. Humored it as completly true without being too skeptical. Was a very fun read, but I remember trying to verify his claims and think critically about the shit he wrote.

I remember my 15 year old self concluding he was a fraud,

My contribution, but not really any evidence. sry m8s

>>19270401

He was super obsessed with these "alien kids" and weird kids that would follow him around, but then got arrested for child pornography- I think the guys a sicko to be honest- a sicko who is, unforchunetly, smart enough to land a goddamn netflix show

>>19270482
Have you seen that window video of his? No way something with that big a head would move that fast-

It looks really choppy

some people say its limping in the comment section

>>19270316
Some info on where exactly the video was taken would be really useful, and would help rule out things like foxes etc. If taken on the mainland it becomes much less plausible to be a Thylacine, as they went extinct about 2000 years ago and no confirmed sightings have ever been made since the colonization of the mainland.

Its much more likely to be a canid of some kind, with possible rear injuries or mange.
Almost all apparent sightings of 'thylacines' on the mainland can be attributed to foxes with mange or dogs. If the footage was taken on Tasmania it would be much more intriguing, however.

I just finished it. I'm split on it.

Some of the earlier footage he takes is convincing. The parts with the aliens popping up is so fucking fake though that it pissed me off.

The girls? Honestly creepy as all hell. I'm not even sure what to think of it. The pictures seem real, the one at the UFO meeting scared the fuck out of me, but it's still extremely far fetched.

I was pretty creeped out by it until the documentary started interviewing everyone. I thought Stans explanation for filming the "alien" in his house was that he thought he saw a naked child and then grabbed his camera to "black mail" his step son. Then at the very end you find out that he's under investigation for fucking child porn. That ruined the whole thing for me. After that, I felt like he was just crazy..

>>19270167
The only convincing part was the UFO he saw for the first time, rest was shit, it became laughable when they fucking called him starseed, hes just some fag that wants people to think hes special

Where do you live? Maybe someone can bring some cameras

I'd prefer not giving that information out. But thanks for the offer.

>>19269815
Shut the water off and see if you still have these issues at those times