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>>19282786
Therapeutic dancing.

Get a method instructor with a weird accent and badass rep, just dance till you faint.

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>>19282797
Did that help you with any similar issues?

>>19282786
If you think you can clear your mind of unwanted thoughts, you can. If you think you can't clear your mind of unwanted thoughts, you can't. I'm thanatophobic because I chose to be. I'll stop when I no longer have cause to make that choice. That's the other option, it's worth noting. You can change the conditions of your life so that unwanted thoughts become less valid. The less valid they are, the easier it is to believe you can get rid of them, and the less often you'll have to do the clearing task, too.

>>19282578
If you can afford me.

Micheal
Rebekah
Rachael
Mathias
Noelle


I had to give a lot to get those names. Please don't fail me /x/.

OP here,

I've already tried St. Michael. Bad idea apparently.

I dunno, man. I think I actually didn't do it.

>>19282394

Earth is organic, and periodically goes through growth stages. They fake ancient history to hide the fact that we go through periods of insane calamity and there is nothing we can do about it. I think we are on the inside also, and we look inwards on the sky. It's like an egg.

>>19282495
When you say Ancient history is fake; do you mean, people of the modern age invented it to explain the unexplained? Or that reality is built closer to the present, and expanded not only forward but backwards, giving us the past that now exists? And that eventually we'll recall different historical events occurring, but our memories will be shifted so we believed them to have always been a fact?

>>19282316
You have to be more specific, even the concepts of Nirvana and Heaven not comparable, so if you want 'signs' or 'evidence' of supernatural phenomena, be more specific of exactly what you mean

Atheism is the true faith, but you have to take it more seriously than most atheists are willing to. With whatever scraps of magic, technology, and mathematics you can manage, seriously try to disprove God. Kill his priests and suppress his word. The thing about God is, the only way to actually defeat him is to not even care. If you work with him, he wins. If you wrestle with him, he wins.

Relatedly, judgement day isn't triggered by sin or virtue. If we're nearing the end times, it's because people are achieving the orthogonal enlightenment of slack.

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http://en.falundafa.org/

This will answer most of your questions.

Refute every lie ever uttered.

>>19282307
Depends on if you wanna go the spiritual, technological, religious or obvious way.

Spiritual way: Search for a spiritual belief-system that you find interesting and pursue it to the highest echelons

Technological way: Live long enough (or invent it yourself) to upload your consciousness digitally and be immortal

Religious way: Follow the precepts of a religion to reach higher existence and then either transcend, end your life or live out your existence to profit

Obvious way: End your life by unnatural means and hope for the best

>>19282307
Hardcore drugs OD

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>>19282174

My intuition is the majority, if not all, is bullshit. After reading through Perry DeAngelis and Steven Novella's work on the Warrens, and checking their citations, it is near impossible for me not to conclude they are LARPers who got lost and fell into true believing in their own LARPed adventure.

>>19282174
Sorry forgot I won't get any discussion unless I'm LARPing as a vampire or trying to summon a succubus, which is more LARPing.

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This guy says they're legit and that's good enough for me

>>19282085
https://www.fbi.gov/@@search?SearchableText=UFO&pageSize=20&page=1&searchSite=vault.fbi.gov

FBI dropped a pretty sizeable dump of UFO related documents released under FOIA.

Project Bluebook is fairly sizeable too.

>>19282085
I have always been thinking about creating /eso/ and maybe even expressing my thoughts on a regular here, but i never seem to be heard. I'm probably creating this myself, but maybe this is sone thing in the lifeplan, something to make me find it out stuff myself. What I'm saying here is since you are so similar to me, try not to let yourself meet my fate, or if you do, ride it out. Dont be frustrated if it comes, aswell as the other thing. (That word.)

>>19282736
You can never know if you were heard here or not. So many lurkers. There are a lot of loud people here who talk a lot about nothing or use their time to purposefully send others in directions that are not helpful. People with intelligence and wisdom skip right on by that looking for the quiet gems within.

I will never ever understand the desire to rip others apart virtually, but I'm not here to judge because I believe all things serve a purpose. I keep on delivering my messages formulated with the change I want to see in the world anyway.

>>19281973
Yes, i love scp stories too like wich one with three litle bears.. i actualy dont rememeber their number .. maybe scp 028 ? But thats a cool scp

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>>19281973
The Bear at right

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>>19281973

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Sweet! Another images thread. I don't have much of a collection myself yet, so I'm happy to see these threads.

No sorry, we're all idiots wasting our lives trying to debunk what we read on a paranormal board for a cheap feeling of faux confidence bound to vanish in a few minutes.

>>19282020
Takes some real brass to stand up to an /x/phile, gotta admit.

>>19281758
Are you all just a fragment of my psyche? The area code for the Bahamas is 242 since I've been here a couple months I see it a lot. Are you just my subconscious trying to tell me something?

>>19281692
You should stop wasting your time on such fake shit.

>>19281963
Not asking if it's real or not, I just want to see the pictures that got taken down.

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>>19281963
>on such fake shit.

Everything on /x/ is fake anon.

Ghosts aren't real, you can't summon demons / succubuses and all of the conspiracy shit in here is laughable.

/x/ is just to get into a spooky atmosphere, not unironically thinking any of it is legitimate.

I live in garbage atmosphere California and I can barely see the mountains that aren't that far away.

I live in a house and I can barely function anymore.

>>19281392
If the Earth was flat you still couldn't see far away because of the atmosphere. The only way to know is to create a vacuum tunnel across a vast amount of terrain and just look through it.

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>>19281240
1. Many hucksters claim that their "process" is legitimate by citing that they were given a patent.
2. The patent office will let you patent ANYTHING no matter how stupid or crazy IF you write the patent application CORRECTLY.
3. The only exception to rule #2 is any device that claims to produce "over unity", "unlimited free energy", "zero point energy", "perpetual motion", "anti-gravity", or anything even vaguely similar is REJECTED.

They CLAIM they will accept a patent for the above IF it is accompanied by a WORKING device, but to date, no working device has ever gotten to the patent office before the applicant died, was arrested, or disappeared. No other technology requires a working model or to be consistent with know laws of physics (which THIS patent clearly shows).

>>19281912
>1. Many hucksters claim that their "process" is legitimate by citing that they were given a patent.

That seems like the most probable reason.

I got a kick out of these bits:

> The Soul is the same entity described in Religious doctrines and by the Central Intelligence Agency.

> The present invention is relevant to Agencies, such as the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)... ...I postulated that HIV disease may be contracted by an Agent from the study subject due to exposure of infectious bodily fluids.

1. Perform a Body Scan on the Soul to count HIV.
2. The Soul should be a Visible Image.
3. Elevate the Soul three (3) feet higher such that the feet do not touch the floor. Perform in an area where Biohazards can be contained, as the floor may become contaminated.
4. Transform the Soul into an Invisible Image as seen in FIG. 5.
5. Aromatize the Soul as seen in FIG. 6.
6. Aromatize the Soul as seen in FIG. 7.
7. Aromatize the Soul.
8. Rinse the Soul with water for two (2) minutes; rinsing from the head toward the toes, using a shower of water traveling at a moderate rate.
9. Wash the Soul for three (3) minutes; the scientific satellite signals the Ground Station for the washing solution to be applied, and the satellite signals for the solution to be agitated throughout the Soul.
10. Rinse the Soul for three (3) minutes as seen in FIG. 8.
11. Materialize the Soul as seen in FIG. 9.
12. Materialize the Soul.
13. Materialize the Soul.
14. Transform the Soul to a Visible Image
15. Command the Satellite to remove contaminants from under the Soul or to move the Soul laterally and then place the Soul on the clean floor.
16. Command the Satellite to dry the Soul for two (2) minutes using heated air or wind circulating at a low velocity for further disinfection.
17. Perform a Body Scan of the Soul to re-evaluate the HIV count.

>>19281240
This it's the most elaborate placebo device I ever seen, therefore the best.

Your immune system will not only recover from this, but it will also smell fantastic.

>>19281159
Bump

>>19281159
It means you are autistic or furry

Male
23
Tense and very aroused.
>In my dream I was escorting a young girl through a dirty back alley behind a bar.
>We didn't talk much, just walked for several minutes.
>The alleyway seemed to stretch on for ever, until we came to a door, apparently the back door of this bar.
>Three fat women came barging out of the doorway and knocked me down.
>For some reason I was unable to get up, and had to watch helplessly as they grabbed the girl and started molesting her in front of me.

>>19280987
Bump
>I'm writing a response

>>19280987
"Satanic sacrificial rituals" are an invention of 80's-90's moral crusaders and the media.

Satanism as a religion is just a bunch of atheists who want to be hedonists but pretend that they still stand for something.

I'm sure there are pagan rituals that involve sacrifices (as well as many jewish ones), but none that actually invoke god's prosecutor.

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>>19282862
I once heard from some screenshots on here that rituals like this have to adhere to some sort of certain procedure or it will fuck up bad. The screenshots mainly talked about how the author would often meet with Wiccans and how they would ask him for help on getting rid of a haunting. You see the author talked about how Wiccans or I guess those who believe in nature spirits call on the entities to fulfill whatever request they have. But often times the offer is not enough so the spirit or demon (as the author believes) will end up getting pissed. The guy also talked about how other times the spirit gives their services to the human more than once sort of to rack a debt up for them so after a while the debt is so high one human cannot possibly pay it back.
I have never personally tried anything like that since I don't really have anything I would want that badly at the moment.
Human sacrifices I guess are a good way to pay back whatever the entity would want. The cliche here being the soul. Though I have heard from other anons (they could be larping who knows but it makes sense) A demon doesn't always ask for a soul sometimes you can get a "better" deal but imagine that if you're going to sacrifice a person you are probably asking for something big. Sort of like the higher ups doing their shifty ritual shit if you believe in that sort of thing.
>>19282877
This guy is also right the whole satanic panic was mostly rumors though with a bit a truth in them. And yeah its mostly edgy kids that want to feel cool or people who have their reasons like everyone else. And yeah if I was the king of darkness I probably wouldn't waste my time making house calls to some loser virgins house I'd save that for the important people.