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Spontaneous human combustion.

>>19599203

oh jeeez BRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP you really made me think with that one WHEEEEEEEEEZE *fart AWWWWWW HSSSSEHEEEEEEEEYYt SO ORIGINAL phspftfffffffffffffffffftt

>>19599196
Depending on the type of person you are, it could range from almost nothing except getting really hungry to ascertaining novel and deep inner truths that guide your spiritual development

>>19599132
You're still alive aren't you? You still have consciousness don't you?

>>19599280
yes and yes, unfortunately but what is your point?

>>19599287
Specious Christian bullshit is his point.

Those who seek higher power to elevate them are stuck in a spiritual cage of their own making

They lean on their primitive yearning for a protector and guiding hand, and there yearning keeps them spiritually safe, secure, and stagnant.

Your logic is correct. Just because God is a powerful spirit does not mean it is just, benevolent, or beneficial for your development. Just like in the real world, you have to bow before entities with the ability to revoke your permission to exist, but only until you attain enough power that they cannot harm you any longer.

So, in short, worship and fear God, but always plan ahead for yourself, not for it.

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>>19598988
same reason why the op is always a faggot

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Due to the higher flood risk, low income housing is often built in low lying areas. And just like lightning is attracted to the highest location, tornados all move down hill.

>tornado goes over brick house with 22" thick walls. No damage. No reason to report it.
>tornado goes over portable, lightweight housing that's literally on a trailer 3 feet off the ground. Does major damage.
ZOMG!!! Tornados only attack trailer parks!!!!

>>19598949
>christians call me a reprobate for months and telling me to repent
>I cant call them out on their bullshit when they are proven wrong

Fucking double standards m8

>>19598953
Consider this: they truly believe, TRULY, that if you do not repent to (their version of) God within the next week, you are going to hell for eternity. They literally, truly believe that!! So can you blame them for wanting to save you for eternal damnation?

I'm totally okay if someone tries to evangelize me. In their eyes, they are doing the highest good. In my eyes, they are deluded. I can let them be deluded in peace.

>>19598973
>for
*from

Freudian slip haha

>>19598817
you mean like
a puppet?
:^)

i mean like bringing a puppet to life

>>19598887
>i mean like bringing a puppet to life
God would have to breathe Life into it, which is the presence of His Holy Spirit.

“And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.” - Genesis 2:7

What are you waiting for, mankind?

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>>19598772

>>19598786
>What are you waiting for, mankind?
kek

>>19598731

See that's where I'm at a bind..

What exactly do you do with your eternal life?

The way that I like to imagine it is that there isn't anymore fear or sickness or death. You don't have to worry about war or famine. You're safe like what you felt as a kid in your parents house in a burrito blanket.

It's basically eternal bliss and security surrounded by the love of God where we can finally rest.

>>19598731
They aint got the balls to let me in.

>>19598728
Why'd you do it?

>>19598737
Because I did.

You use Temple OS don't you?

>>19598643
On April 1, 2000, Bell again announced his retirement, which would occur on April 26, 2000,[32] but offered no details other than expressing intentions to "resolve a family crisis." On April 11, 2000, Mike Siegel was introduced as the new host of Coast to Coast AM, taking over on April 27, to an estimated audience of 22 million listeners.[33] It was later explained that Bell had left to deal with the aftermath of a sexual assault against his son. Brian Lepley, a substitute teacher, was convicted of sexual assault and attempted transmission of HIV and was sentenced to 10 to 25 years.[34] Bell returned to Coast to Coast AM in February 2001. Bell noted that since his departure the show had lost a number of affiliates, commercial content had risen to an unbearable level, and Siegel had taken the program in a "different direction" of which Bell disapproved. Bell retained some authority over the program as its creator and felt his return was necessary.

>>19598646
On October 23, 2002, Bell announced he would be retiring due to recurring back pain, the result of a fall from a telephone pole during his youth. Bell was replaced by George Noory as weekday host of Coast to Coast AM on January 1, 2003. It was also said that Barbara Simpson would host weekends and that Bell planned to be an occasional guest host for Noory.[35] Bell returned in September 2003 as a weekend host, replacing Barbara Simpson and Ian Punnett as host of the Saturday and Sunday evening broadcasts. In June 2005, he scaled this schedule back, calling it a "semiretirement", and hosted only the last two Sundays of every month. Bell went back to hosting every weekend show as his schedule permitted after his wife Ramona’s death a few months later.

>>19598651
On July 1, 2007, Bell announced his retirement stating that he wished to spend more time with his new wife and daughter. He made it explicitly clear that, unlike the circumstances surrounding previous retirements, this decision was an entirely positive and joyful one and that he would not disappear completely, announcing an intention to occasionally substitute for other hosts and host "special" shows.

what is synopsis for this movie of the /x/

>>19598586

Chick finds a dude to perform a ritual. The ritual allows them to make a wish. Hell breaks loose during. I really don't want to spoil anything. But I thought it was really cool.

I miss the old days of /x. Shame on you people.

>>19598528
cum

>>19598530
who exactly is this guy?

Secret Teaching of All Ages blew my mind when I first read it

>>19598515
Please make use of the names friends it helps me keep everybody straight lol.

>>19598515
Hey Hoodoo man, what magical philosophy or teachings do you follow? Similar to pow-wow?

>>19598515
Hey Hoodoo, talked to you last time, asked you if I would kill a cryptid and you said yes but not sure which, think you could tell me where I might end up killing this thing?

Go home Jim, you're high

>>19598494
Solipsism is for everyone.

>>19598494
ayy mane
im in the same boat.

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>>19598469
Me too anon.

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>>19600102

>>19598460
You don't. Try to always have good intentions, and the angels who already know you will be impressed to move on your behalf. You probably already know one without even knowing you know one, as they walk among humans unawares.

the real question is why would you want to

>>19599375
Why wouldn't you want a creature of immense power, full of love for you and concern for your personal well being, edgelord?