Any glitch in the matrix stories anyone?
>pic unrelated
One time while at a stop light there were two cars, one in front of the other on the road to my right.
At the same exact time they both opened their door, spit outside of their car, and shut their door
At the exact same time
Even the spit hitting the concrete was at the same time as the other
It was really fucking weird
>>19301342
Mirrored parallel universe?
So... I just post my pasta.
(This shit happened kinda a month ago)
>Having a walk in the woods with my dog
>Find a stray dog IDENTICAL to mine
>She seems quite docile so... okay maybe it has an owner
>I'm a volunteer in an animal care center so I have a microchip checker when I have a walk with my dog.
>Check her(it's a female, like mine). ID says it's My dog.
>Wtf.jpg
>Check mine. Same result.
>Okay?.png
>Do this twice with same results
>Decide to pick her to my car(which has a cage big enough for two dogs) to leave her in the Animal care center
>Had to stop in a gas station because low fuel
>Go to check the cage
>Only my dog is there(and She's scared af). Cage was perfectly closed so... I don't understand shit. I don't openly freak out because I was in a public place.
And no... I still haven't found out what happened
About three months ago I started hearing voices, I quickly noticed that those are foreign voices.
It was apparent that they are some sort of communication device.
Besides being a huge distraction, they never affected me in a brutal way that much until three weeks ago.
It is some sort of a medical technology to help build or destroy human beings, as some sort of intrusion into the human mind.
I am not sure if it was the same technology, but from time to time I was demonstrated that physical effects could be caused.
Something like pain, quick regeneration, insomnia, speed and quick reflexes and almost complete control of the human biological system.
They call it project Mkei as a successor to project mkultra
>>19301263
>About three months ago I started hearing voices
>Something like pain, quick regeneration, insomnia, speed and quick reflexes and almost complete control of the human biological system.
You're not serious, are you? Go to the doctor, that's a really bad sign.
https://www.google.com/patents/US3951134
>>19301343
Very helpful, didn't think that this is possible for over 40 years!
I was tortured for a few weeks. Psychological as well as physical. They did a psychoanalysis and much more, in this way they completely failed and destroyed myself and my future.
I've seen how humans were controlled. Well known people appeared very foreign. Especially their faces had irregularities which you could easily spot. They also regulated time to some degree.
How do i summon a wizard?
Go to [r9k]
Grinder? I dunno
>>19301237
You find them...
Usually in observatories or lurking in the mountains, temples, groves etc.
You gotta know the hats system though to find the type you are looking for...
is this real? or hoax?
Real nigga
https://www.ancient-code.com/researchers-find-a-250-million-year-old-microchip-in-russia/
>>19301233
>ancient-code.com
Not at all biased
BEK/Fantastic Daily General
Quick rundown:
>Guy tries to make a Top5s channel
>Does a story about Black eyed Kids
>Finds a frequency that they apparently use to talk to themselves
>[YouTube] Black Eyed Kid CAUGHT ON CAMERA (audio lure to camera TRAP) (embed)
>Ends up playing it for 5 days straight, on the 5th one of them shows up
>Shit starts going down
>Wife is pregnant with twins
>Says he lost one of the twins
>Shit starts happening at his home
>Sets up trail cams
>Trail cam gets taken
>A week later he starts seeing shit from the wireless of the trail cam
>sees a bunch of kids
>dude post videos horrified doesn't explain why
>today posts a video explaining why and showing why
>clearly some sort of fucking crazy bullshit going on in his house
>pic related
>shit even moves weird as fuck
>Hires a spiritualist
>She shows tells him to take sleeping pills
>Dude does
>Shit gets a hell a lot worse
>Fast foward a few days
>Dude makes a video from a hotel room claiming he ran away from his house
>doesn't explain why
>few days later explains and shows video of a physical being going into his house and walking around
>dude has not been back ever since
>a bunch of people call him fake
>makes a video explaining the situation and even calling out another channel that has been giving him shit
End of rundown
Fantastic Daily's channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0ibnA70jw72zo3OxE3k6Q
Top videos of interest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FpwClFKVsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBufC8F5Lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwvDkB6GMJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOkZHpLzNR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdeT6IRl4xE
Latest video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbu8YO45f7I
Frequency that attracted the BEK
https://soundcloud.com/sushi-kong/bek-bait
Some anon wanted to keep going
picture of the creature
and video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FpwClFKVsE
alleged creature takes out one of his cams
Actors. Gotta get dat paper somehow.
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Previous thread: >>19299100
is anyone here available?
I have a question that I would like to have an answer to: will anyone ever be sexually atractted to me. June 10th 1997 birthday Gemini, blue eyes,white, 5'3", 173 lbs idk what else is relevant. can't provide one for one
Air Query here,
Do I continue to try to get a SO and get one eventually or should I just give up (for now)?
I have a question EmpathAU if he's here. I practiced shielding technique and yesterday at night I felt very overwhelmed and did this shielding thing and it immediately stopped. Is this possible that all my whole life I felt tired because I sense others people emotions? And when I look at this from other perspective most of these don't feel like mine emotions.
BABYLON. IS. HERE
לציית לאדון שלך, לעבדים
Whatever dude
bye...
>>19301142
>talking about Babylon
>writing in Hebraic letters
>not Cuneiform
It's like you don't even care.
Double-Dildos in the lobby
Ass-to-ass with Snape and Dobby
Dear sweet gods make my next jobby
Also be my favorite hobby
Am I doing spells right
>>19300934
Well, there's magic in there somewhere.
At least there can't be any karmic backlash for involving fictional characters.
Maybe jangle a sac of coins in rhythm to induce a trance state for focus.
It could work.
>>19300934
>>19300947
Also, inb4 Ops next job is prostitution.
Might want to add something about having a nice pimp too.
Pentagrams and occult trash to get our fancy-
Aliens and physic war to get our imagination dancing-
Ghosts and spirits, demons and crypto zoology-
Christians, Jews, dot heads and whatever the fuck chinks do: let's not forget the spiritual bouquet-
Let's not forget what really knocks our socks, it's not the of oc and larping fags on /x/
It's how We're all gonna jerk off before we go to bed, after we get off of /x/ anyway.
>couple of days ago, had to write an essay on the occult and ended up using an image from the exorcist movie
>whenever i would look at it, it felt as though it was looking right through me, slightly unnerving
> saw an article on it claiming that people associated to the movie either directly or directly faced some sort of tragedy
>didn't think much of it
>three days ago, I became really depressed over nothing, started to feel like life wasn't worth living
>no real reason to feel that way, rarely ever depressed
>felt like the bad energy was permeating my life and those around me
>started to fall out of love with s.o who is the greatest, most kindest human being i know
>he tells me he 'misses me' sitting across from me, to which i reply that i'm right here
>two days ago, boyfriend was ambushed while returning home, he nearly died, was m.i.a for nearly 6 hours
>the image of that possessed girl kept flashing through my mind
>started to recite a prayer from the bottom of my heart, realized that boyfriend was my one true love and how strange it was that my whole personality turned evil for no apparent reason
>while praying for him, i felt a tap on the earring he gave me, assuring me he was well
>the depression, the evil disposition felt like a blur
was i really cursed or was it a coincidence?
>>19300748
Post the image here and i think it was probably a coincidence
>>19301149
I don't want to look at it again. It was from the scene where the little girl can rotate her head 360 deg and she looks particularly evil.
I'd be tempted to say it was just a coincidence but the bad energy wanted to make me kill myself as well as the love of my life. Those past days were a dreamy haze
>>19300748
I think it's just a coincidence
you're looking into it too deep
It's late. Grab some drink. We shall talk to spirits, as I am a medium. Ask and state things here and I'll see if I can get replies. I don't think I can translate large blocks of text, but I'll try my best. Ok Go
>>19300624
OP, can you see who i was in my previous life?
What can I do to help release the stress from my parents as well as my gf, that they are facing in their day to day lives? It seems I cannot directly help, and it hurts
>>19300632
I can tell you, the local spirit entities would have to know exactly who you are, and also I don't think they or I have that power to see that. Try channeling higher dimensional beings, like your higher self Yourself, but heck it let's see what they say:
>*playful fuzz and random thoughts*
Can you tell about a persons previous life?
>I wish
Do you have any advice for this Anon?
>Leave me alone
REMINDER
Everyone who doesn't understand Time Cube is a brainwashed, unintelligent fool.
Get out of the cave, kids.
U have issues
>Oneism is demonic religious lie.
Brainwashed fools gladly worship the product of demonic gold and knowledge hoarders.
>>19300521
I guess I'm retarded. Break this down for my retardo brain will you.
I'm searching for certain images that used to be around a lot in 2009-2011.
They are photographs of humans in every day situations but there's always a creepy half human/ half moneky puppet among them.
Some of these were even sexual.
They belong to an art project if I recall correctly but used to freak people out.
Is any old fag around who still has them or remembers the name?
Pic unrelated
>>19300487
>sexual monkey puppet
>>19300487
That little doll moved around only on the first time I opened the gif.
Was neat but Now it won't do it :(
Is no one from that time around anymore?
It was one of those images where every newfag immediately asked for source/story.
I'm beginning to question my sanity.
Anybody into astrology? Recently looked into Western + Eastern astrology, discovered something called Primal astrology. Shit was retarded lyrics accurate.
Found out I'm a "Catfish" -- combination of sheep (Chinese) and Ram (Greek).
Anybody else into Astrology?
>>19300347
Astrology isnt real
>>19300350
>PLAY NICE
>>19300382
What does /x/ think of The SCP Foundation?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/
>>19300248
Turned cancerous right quick. I only go there for the Sarkic and Church Of the Broken God stuff now. I have also dedicated my time to pic-related.
>>19300248
I was in it for a while, but then when the OC started running low I jumped ship.
>>19300281
Meh, they're not that bad. Most old ones are good, but i have to say the new scps are awful. They try too hard to make them original.
how do i stop archons from sucking out my energy? is there a way to stop feeding them loosh???
>>19300094
Drink your piss. Its the only way
>>19300094
>>19300101
or eat your own seed
this is serious guys we gotta stop these non dimensional goddamn lizards