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Self-bump-aroonie.

>>19316544
I'd rather like some serious replies, besides "if you don't answer this your mother will die in her sleep tonight". You aren't allowed to use 4chan if you're under 18.

>>19316538
What methods you've used ?

*chan and then ask from there if you want to find the new place where all the "eqic old figs." hang out.
You will have to follow a linear path if you want to find the best places to go.
Please note that 4chan won't let me post so "*" equals 8.

>>19316318
>Are there any spells that are able to remove my desire/need for romantic affection and sex?

Watch anime.

>>19316365
Second this.

>>19316365
>>19316375
Oh dear. I didn't know I would have to do something that drastic.

>>19316254
Seriously. If you're not going to take a high definition picture that provides irrefutable proof then just don't bother.

We've already a million and one blurry photos that could be fucking anything.

>>19316296
Dude it's Darth Vader on vacation.

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>takes a single blurry photo instead of a video

>>19316215
>Ten days expedition.

You'll be bored in five.

This it's cheaper.

http://www.milodon.cl/expediciones-antartica.php

>>19316226
>>19316215
Or you could just view the physical and mathematic proof that the earth rotates which would be impossible if it were flat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqpV1236_Q0

Flatfags falling for an (((CIA))) Psyop. Hillarious.
http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=47472

>>19316068
Does sound like there is something creeping up on your ass.
I get like this too, but happen rarely or when i piss off a ghostly mate.
The creeps are intense and it's like you can't move.
Assuming you have no mental health prob that could be messing your jams together.

>>19316068

Its nothing. Don't worry.

>>19316068
you're just paranoid.
You scared of the thought that something scary might happen.

Grow up and stop hanging out at sites like /x

>>19315814
>no
>they're mountains

>>19315814
>yes
>they're pyramids

what is more odd then the mountains is the firmament that surrounds us. you know the giant wall of ice that for some reason why haven't we just gone over??? the one mentioned in the bible, quran. and by any real sailor ....

>>19315748
I thought it was called enchiladas? Now you're saying its not even real?

>>19315748
Daily remainder that Enceladus's Geysers are so big that can be seen from Earth.
Also... Kudos for noice background photoshop.

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>>19315748
>Pic is from an unmanned spacecraft that is orbiting Saturn
>Sphere in the pic is one of Saturn's natural satellites with a subsurface ocean
>White underneat the sphere are icy jets shooting into space from its south pole.
Source:
https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-saturn-moon-cassini-enceladus-jets-polar/
"Saturn's moon Enceladus stands out from the crowd of other satellites around the planet thanks to its subsurface ocean and icy jets that shoot into space from its south pole. A NASA image from the Cassini spacecraft highlights this action with a look at those jets glowing as the sun's light shines through.

Cassini snapped the image on April 13 from a distance of 502,000 miles (808,000 kilometers), and NASA showed it off Monday. The jets make it look like Enceladus is taking off from a launchpad made of the darkness of space.

This isn't the only otherworldly image we've seen of Enceladus. NASA shared a Cassini shot in late 2015 showing a set of snowman-shaped indentations on the moon's icy surface.

Cassini is in the final days of an epic mission spent exploring Saturn and its surrounding moons. NASA is scheduled to destroy the spacecraft in Saturn's atmosphere in mid-September."

From Wikipedia:
Cassini–Huygens is an unmanned spacecraft sent to the planet Saturn. It is a Flagship-class NASA–ESA–ASI robotic spacecraft.[4] Cassini is the fourth space probe to visit Saturn and the first to enter orbit. It has studied the planet and its many natural satellites since arriving there in 2004.

bumperino

anyone pls

bobby darin?

Macabre Machinations.

>>19315739
This is obviously your channel.

>>19315585
This guy, although he does a lot of missing people videos, too:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWoe_w-oadmQxcXZV2KMZgg

I found him because of Elisa Lam, he has four or five videos on her and they're pretty good. He does his research and he's not obnoxious like a lot of people making videos on mysteries and that kind of stuff.

Convince yourself that a god actually exists

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>>19315587
>universe runs on a geometric pattern
>hurr durr nothing divine there!

>>19315587
I wanna be obtuse, I think I'll just go with the jewish flow and convince myself God doesn't real

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wario land 3 cheat and boss. iwill upload from hospital bed and count from nintendo to post picture on bluetooth

banana man is stuck on boss on wario land 4 he kept turning purple and unplugging bostital bed it was hard. something went wrong and that is why it went dark, is in hope arkansas airport. hope it dont purple before too long on wario land 4

>>19315417
Hello
25 yo
Female

I was feeling kinda lost and But overwhelmed and excited in the same time

The dream is ; I'm trying to find my way out in the underground parking lot of my office , everytime a I see a colleague down there and try to ask them about the exit they ignore me until I found it on my own..and when I got out, there was a forest with many passages and a big mountain in the middle and I knew I had to climb it to reach a certain objectif. the dream ends up with me trying to climb the mountain, sometimes on my own, sometimes with friends and family.. this dream has been reccuring many times lately

>>19315417
>31
>Male
>Idk the feeling, wasn't one particular one. Generically, pleasant?
>I had a whole heaping of thanksgiving dinner at one house
>Went to another house for a second thanksgiving dinner and ate another plate with a delicious bourbon to drink

>>19315417
>>19315417
Hey, thanks for putting work into these threads op.

23, male, pretty confused.

What follow, is my latest dream, that i can remember (must have been a week since).
>Be me
>Standing in huge random backyard
>Everything's peaceful, trees and flowers and shit
>Suddelny a gigantic (fkin enormous) seal comes running at me
>Wtf
>It stops before me, and i start hitting/kicking it, throwing it around
>Notice it's kinda sad, looking at me miserably
>Walking up to it, laying down, und cuddling the shit out of it
>Seal's really happy, huge ass smile
>I'm happy
>Stay in spooning position until wake up
>Confused af afterwards

Seems like strict definition would make them atheists. Because they don't see god as the conscious anthropomorphic entity that Monotheists do.

But I still can't imagine that your run-of-the-mill Dead Head would have much to talk to Richard Dawkins about.

>>19315369
atheists often come to their conclusion through stupidity/laziness. they failed (or never began) to follow the path of science which inevitably leads to god. whenever i meet an atheist i say "well what do you think of string theory or quantum entanglement?". they often return later to say that science is false or a government conspiracy, some though become hungry for truth again and begin their journey of self-realisation.

creationists on the other hand have reached god through their feelings (mostly fear) so the task is much easier. you just have to show them the path to unconditional love, by talking to them, moving them on an emotional level. the hardest thing is teaching them that they are god, this is usually too empowering for them as most religions teach us to be victims.

new-agers are usually seeking divine truth (unless they're following the fad, think people who practice yoga but don't know what a yogi is) and you would think that this would make it easier to guide them however often along the way they become lost in their own delusions (from taking too much lsd instead of dmt) or reading into their dreams too much.

these are my feelings on the matter but to answer your question, i think that new agers are atheists on the path to creationism so they are agnostics.

>>19315589

HOLY FUCK

YOU"RE GOD??!?!

MAKE MY CHAINS GOLD THEN

HAHAHHA

GTFO FAGGOT

>Feel free to disagree with me
Done.

>>19315222
Does this guy know what frequencies are? Frequencies are literally vibrations. You use a certain frequency to describe the rate of vibration

>>19315247
Oh neat i actually didnt know that. So everything is just frequencys