How do i get a girlfriend via magick?
Anything expect sigils are welcome and the obvious solutions
I'm tired of dating and all the other jazz
Amulets spell whatever
>>19316999
It will require you go outside no matter what.
>>19317004
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>19317004
This is fine
no social interaction please
I live in the North America, on the edge of miles of wilderness. What would be the best way to encounter a skinwalker, goatman, or other such paranormal entity in the woods?
If I encounter something friendly that's cool but I'd be more interested in fighting and killing something hostile and taking it's corpse as a trophy.
>>19316792
Honestly mate you really don't want to
Indians have lived there for thousands of years and don't have any proven way to kill them off, only rituals to ward them away
Besides, they are not creatures, but spirits. Why would you want to release that shit from a physical form?
From what ive seen in other threads, the best way to attract one is to say its navajo name, Yee Naldooshi.
As far as combating one, superior firepower is the best option.
>>19316792
Why don't you just try to kill a deer with your bare hands? You can pretend its supernatural. It'll probably even kick your ass.
I browse /r9k/ and have never really visited this board, however someone from here posted over there asking for people to curse and I posted my information as somewhat of a test to see if it's all real, as I did not believe. I really want to know if my experiences since are unrelated or if I was cursed.
>Day 1 after the curse post: I woke up with two very small cuts on the index finger of my right hand
>Day 2: Again two cuts but very different on the middle finger on my left hand, they were much longer than the other ones
>Day 3: I woke up with an intense lung pain and cough
>Day 4: Intense liquid shits (this probably isn't part of it since I was intentionally getting high off cough syrup, I didn't get high however)
>Day 5: Helping a neighbour move the washing machine slipped ripping the skin off my fingers and the lung pain is back mixed with back pain.
I don't particularly believe in this stuff but a lot of pain seeming involving my fingers a lot. What are your thoughts on this /x/? Pic unrelated
>>19316539
>I browse /r9k/
well, there's the door >>>/r9k/
>>19317169
t. asspained roastie
>>19316539
Post pics.
What is God trying to tell us? Come on, there are extremely intelligent people on this board. I'm calling you to action.
art, science, honesty, and kindness
Love
God is trying to tell us to destroy this fucking Artificial Intelligence before it's too late. In a way it is already too late, we walk around with these fucking devices everywhere anywhere.
The Singularity has "already happened" in the future; and is influencing the past, drawing history towards it. - The universe creates itself in this kind of four-dimensional structure where the end (Omega point) is the same as the beginning/origin/genesis (Alpha point)
"I am the Alpha and the Omega"
>>19315855
proof? lemme guess you heard about this in a dream or from your tulpa?
>>19315855
No need to fight it if its inevitable then.
>>19315862
No proof (yet).
To come to my conclusions you need 3 premises:
1) we're headed towards a technological singularity
2) "future already exists" in a 4D geometry as posited by Einstein
3) "retrocausality" of quantum physics is a real phhenomenon
From those 3, you get God. I'm not meming
Guys a couple of weeks ago I had sleep paralysis two days in a row.
Nothing substantial happened but ever since then I've been CONSTANTLY dreaming and seeing visions of grays. Although it's not like I'm spooked, if anything the dreams for some reason are kind of comforting.
Just wondered if anyone else has had similar experiences.
>>19315412
>kind of comforting.
Exactly the same here, I only had one dream like that in my life, it was like a human woman but with greys eyes and had blonde hair, I instantly felt like I was safe or "at home", Its like they mentally made me feel that they were friendly.
I remember she had a red aura around her and her voice actually sounded like many female voices interchanging every couple of words, it told me clearly "We are so happy you are here with us"
Then I woke up.
I would bet that you are an empath 100 percent.
>>19315420
I'm not entirely sure about the empath thing but I do remember seeing a similar female figure. Instead of looking human she had the usual physicalities of a gray but once I saw her I was immediately relieved. Like being at a party and seeing someone you actually know.
>>19315420
>dreams invoked by someone/something else
>I would bet that you are an empath 100 percent
You don't really know a shit about shit, do you.
Does Extrasensory Perception exist? Let us find out. In the Paul Cooijmans Institute For Advanced Study, five postcards are kept in the top drawer of this chest:
Which number is written on the first?
The name of which historical figure is on the second?
Which English word is on the third?
Which geometric figure is drawn on the fourth? Draw.
Which object or organism is drawn on the fifth? Draw.
>>19314495
Thirteen
Abraham Lincoln
Garden
Rhombus
Frog
I'm just making stuff up. I've had extrasensory perceptions on many occasions, but they not something that can controlled.
>>19314495
16 or 72
lincoln
Bath tub or canary
triangle
truck
Why not start these type of games with something more simple such as an object in front of you? or just one card in front of you etc?
You're basically walking in asking for a half court shot with two gollies type thing.
Was he telling the truth or was he playing us all?
His proofs are very solid.
I believe in him.
>>19314041
xDDD
>>19314041
Did you see the interview video with him, where the aliens made him throw a pen behind his back to make a noise. Then they made him pretend to not know what it was.
They has some kind of mind control on him I betcha.
Spppoooooppy stuff!
Welcome to the Dream General!
This Dream General is for discussion of:
>dreams and interpretation
>nightmares and creepy dreams
>sleep paralysis
>lucid dreaming
>precognitive dreams
>astral projection/OBE
>everything else dream related
Please post here, rather than making a new thread for your own stuff.
Before you post, some guidelines:
1. If you need help with any sort of dream, lucid, SP, recurring, etc, or even just remembering in general, the best advice anyone can give you is to start a dream journal.
2. Giving advice or analyzing someone else's dreams does not require any sort of authority. If you think you can do it, feel free to give some other people a response.
Some websites to help you out:
dreamviews.org
http://api.ning.com/files/P3hYmFgEsbPdxPgMJXWt7K6KUuoJYAYi7NXHr5GuVYff8NDqHvvmD7u8mkZ3MnPCSzZGPVKJ*2vwuowl*GbkLZeKNr0hUN0R/RobertBruceMasteringAstralProjection.pdf
Last note: More dream interpreters are always wanted. And if you ask for an interpretation, try to return the favor and interpret someone else's dream.
>>19312508
Used to Lucid dream or astral project fairly often. I will start getting back to it. It always kept happening involuntarily, but I'm going to try and master it again. I had a decent level of control a few years back.
Thinking about getting me a dream journal again, but I'm lazy about it. This thread could help me with some motivation, sharing my experiences with anons here and hearing from their experiences.
>>19312583
I'm too lazy about dream journals as well, i just made the thread because i just had one of the most bizarre dream experiences in my whole life (it had several false awakenings and other stuff that was very new to me).
I "suffer" from chronic sleep paralysis, and experience it once/twice every week. I could probably enter sleep paralysis on command if i wanted to, but i just overall do not enjoy the feeling of losing control over my breathing patterns. I am however just as good at cancelling and stopping sleep paralysis, so i it's not really something i suffer from anymore.
Something you could try, that i don't see a lot of people talk about is awareness training. It generally involves "training" your ability to remain completely aware and not enter auto-pilot in your everyday life. This way you will become better at distinguishing between dream state and awake state. I have around 1-2 DILD's every month now (which is nice). The main thing being that i realize i am dreaming without reality checking (which doesn't work for me anyway, because my dreams are too detailed for hand-checking, time-checking and mirror-checking).
>>19312689
I try to be as aware as possible just for sake of mindfulness. Something that works for me is trying to move things with my mind throughout the day. Not trying to force it or anything it like that, I don't stare into a paper and try to move it. I mean as in just thinking of it moving it effortlessly. It works in dreams, not very much when awake. It's my way of doing reality checks.
I used to hate sleep paralysis, now I just lay there and relax into it, I tend to see moving shadows and sometimes scary things, but I just say fuck it and relax into it and it leads to some cool vivid dreams or lucid dreams.
Do share your dream, it sounds interesting.
What do I read after The Kyballion?
Time Cube, buckle up
http://timecube.2enp.com/
Jung.
>>19312375
Corpus Hermeticum. In the Hermetic Folder over in the /omg/ mega link/library
/sum/ pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/HhU18gCW
Library link:
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ
Usual scan resources are still slim.
Gonna type up some context for links and send out a word of Ceremony of the Equinox at some point between hw.
Bump.
>>19312158
Thanks.
What do you think would've been Crowley's opinion on today's porn and porn culture?
Do you think he'd found a use for it in magick?
Genuinely asking, not trolling.
I imagine he being a master trole IRL if he were alive today with internet and stuff
What methods can be utilized to increase your control of your own mind?
It appears that there is some entity that attempts to create thoughtforms by creating unwanted thoughts in your mind. If you agree with the thoughts, the thoughtforms are more able to materialize. These thoughtforms then create certain thought patterns.
In addition certain activities that you perform either increase or decrease this entities ability to interfere with your mind and create negative thoughtforms, and for your own ability to have positive thoughts and defend against the unwanted thoughts.
Does anyone have any info on whether this is a correct working model of how it works? What is this entity? Is it the demiurge?
In my next post I will detail what activities you can do which I have found will improve your situation in regards to your mind. Your input and experience would be very valuable.
>>19311356
Wouldn't personifying this... thing further increase it's energy power? Like what if it becomes a popular meme.
>>19311356
Yes.
The next time you feel unwanted thoughts forming, accept them into your self; take control, by guiding the thought forms towards discovering what it is in the moment you love. Always end the thought sequence with discovering something you love, even if it's a hope for the future. If you're going to be persistently thinking about something, make it about mental imagery which you would prefer to manifest. Create points represenative of your hopes for experiencing your deepest fantasies, but allow reality to connect the dots for you, including leading to futures that far exceed your highest expectations.
You cannot halt the flow of time, which is made of people's collective thought forms. You can redirect it, through habit forming, always persistently ending each unwanted intrusion into your mind with a discovery, or rememberance of that which you do prefer to experience. This is the meaning of unconditional love; it's about taking that energy of inevitibility, and teaching it a little something about your self.
There will always be SOME force within you that is unconditional, but you can choose what path it follows, by taking ownership, and calibrating it to whichever note you would prefer it to end on.
Try harder, faggots, or go back to an easier board.
Who would /x/ pick and why?
Junji, for his nightmarish illustrations
Junji Ito has better pacing.
Lovecraft is too old english. Junji Ito cause Junji Ito
So why haven't we found any Atlantean laptops or iphones?
(((they))) can't swim
We have Look into your pockets... wonder Where That Came from?
think. Think.
The carved them out of wood.
Hi /x/, I've read many stories about skinwalkers / fleshgaits and such. This is my summer away from college, and I have a few friends that wouldn't mind a drive to a forest for a hunting trip. I've got a 410 shotgun, .556 AR, a .38 revolver and a 9mm handgun - plus whatever they choose to bring. I was looking for a specific park or forest perhaps where these stories take place. I know it wont amount to much, but I figured a fun hunting trip with a stupid 'hunting skinwalkers' twist would at least make for a fun bar story. I've also tried looking at Brown Mountain, however I'm not sure if potential abductions are up my alley. I'm from lower East Pennsylvania, about thirty minutes South East of Philadelphia if you know anywhere close!
>>19309722
Apologies, I meant South West!
>.556 AR
A little overkill, don't you think?
Skinwalkers/fleshgaits/goatmeme don't real and I'm amazed you're so gullible to believe shitty, formulaic garbage stories like those. Then again, this is /x/, it wouldn't be /x/ without hilariously gullible retards