Hey /x/,
I'm an oldfag that left somewhere around 2013, since then I've created my own religion-esque mythology and damn near convinced myself it's real I've even got some followers. It's a lot more satisfying than believing in most of the loose leaf unsupported bullshit that I normally see regarding beliefs.
Has anybody else done this? If so, tell me about your religion/mythology/belief.
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>>19353934
Pic related, it's the central figure from my thing
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>>19353934
So you're a cult leader.
Impregnated any of your followers yet?
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I have not done this, but I'd be interested to hear about your faith.
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The reason why /x/ is filled with obvious roleplayers and obvious lies is because reality is stranger than fiction, so obviously they want you to become overcomfident with disbelief.
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But no matter how loud you make the noise, I still find the music.
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kys
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hey /x/ about 12 years ago i went on a camping trip and took a few pictures. i recently decided to look through them i noticed something in the background behind the trees. what is this thing?
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Can't see too well, have u tried adjusting image contrast n brightness??
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I see you suck at Photoshop.
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>>19353805
>not even a convincing fake
Come the fuck on man it's not that hard in current year to photoshop images with the correct light source.
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I've been dating this girl for 3 years and I'm starting to suspect she is a succubus, her libido is insane and it seems like all she ever wants to do is fuck, at first it was fun but now I'm starting to feel weak everytime we do it, she keeps pushing me further and further and I'm starting to worry she might suck me dry one day.
What do I do?
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>>19353796
Give her my number yo
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>>19353796
block her number and abort
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>>19353839
She lives with me.
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woke up this morning and quickly opened my eyes to see what looked like a white aura with a nearly transparent body and female presence in the process of kneeling by my bedside. whole experience only last 2 seconds or less but I felt very strongly I wasn't alone in the room until I distracted myself.
Were My eyes and mind just playing tricks on me? thoughts?
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Leave the drugs my friend
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You don't do drugs do you?
Serious..
I don't think you do though.
And yep, that's a spirit alright.
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>>19353787
If she was kneeling sounds like you were about to get a sweet ghosty bj. Should have kept your eyes closed and just rolled with it.
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If we want to look deeper into the paranormal and knowledge of it, we should start with him and go from there
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>>19353695
Fuck Thales. He was some kind of retard that thought everything was water, when obviously every thing is fire. Fite me thalesfags.
T. Superior Heraclitus follower
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>>19353741
Two kinds of people
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Mutch semen here
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Did anyone save the images and webm before the mods deleted the thread?
Talking about fetusbro on /tv/
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I got this
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First thread's still up, I copied the posts for a quick rundown.
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I summoned a succubus but now I want it gone? Help??
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>>19353500
Just be yourself
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My incubus vanished when i turned to God. If you speak with a pastor, they may be able to help you even if you are not a believer.
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>>19353528
What kind of pastor do I need to find? I don't know what to do!
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Would occultism help me against alien abductions?
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>>19353491
Depends on who you ask
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Yeah montalk is right up your alley
http://montalk.net/
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since enochian magic was taught by angels and they are kind of aliens, evocating, lets say, habioro being attached with the air or doing the abramelin may grant me power over those aliens if i ask for it?
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I understand that we are all starlight, which created our DNA which in turn shapes our thought processes and influences our ideas and leads us to exponentially more creativity and progress.
However there exists a realm which is far harder to tap into, it is far more abstract and can lead to good things and bad things. You can't enter it with an ego, you have to absolutely and totally empty yourself of everything that makes you human and experience the eternal. This realm is simultaneously further away than the edge of the universe and yet totally accessible. It is not subject to any laws and absolutely unpredictable yet to say it is chaos would be wrong. Chaos is still too rational and physical.
What are your experiences with the void? Where you ever there? How did it make you feel?
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>What are your experiences with the void? Where you ever there? How did it make you feel?
I charged my car battery with it earlier today. Wouldn't recommend that to beginners.
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>>19353463
>What are your experiences with the void?
I was born of it.
>Where you ever there?
I never left. I don't think I can.
>How did it make you feel?
That's the blessing of the void; it makes me feel nothing.
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>>19353463
We experience it every night.
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Anyone been here?
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Sorry,imma tard
> http://cicada3301.org/
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>>19353292
IM a cicada
Ive seen the truth
it's too much for all of you
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>>19353354
Great meme
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According to VOTL Hillary Rodham Clinton is a clone.
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Opinons?
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>>19353287
Do...you trust this source??
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>>19353287
>h-hay guys, check out m-muh pretendies!!
shut up and fuck off, there's the door >>>/pol/
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How does 4Chan feel about the Wendigo? Personally it's always been a huge fear of mine but still at the same time I'm fascinated by it. Really wish I could see one, anyone know how?
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>>19353227
Just go live in the woods until you do.
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>>19353229 That sounds like a beautiful idea
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>>19353227
>Wendigo?
*sniffs air* heh heh...Wendigo?? me an' Wendy go WAY back, bub...*drinks canadian whisky*
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I know the secret of the universe, the catatrons are present in every atom of matter. they get euclidiced by the gondriads that created the universe and get attached to the catatatrons that are present in the matter.
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>>19353151
>catatrons
>euclidiced
>gondriads
>catatatrons
This sounds like a very tasty word salad.
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>>19353151
What's this, a universe for ants?
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>>19353151
How the gondriads cretaed the universe?
HAPPENING THREAD ON /tv/ RIGHT NOW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SNUFF FILM FOUND
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>>19353133
Forgot the link.
>>>/tv/85501995
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>>19353140
what the fuck
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Fake and gay