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>>19361898
>Who raped them?
God. Did you miss the whole "miracle birth" bit?

>>19361898
Because they believe in the higher power waaay to fucking literally and they don't know big J ran a fertility cult about the right kind of lovin

>>19361898
I'm Satan and im locked here forever. Any suggestions?

bamp

I've never heard of those comics, what is it about?

>>19362016
Some weird ayy lmao spacetime travel shit with us soldiers and it was somehow related to he Fire of Smyrna and some conspiracy about the Parvovirus. I literally can't remember since it's been a year when I last read them.
I might have some files and solutions to the puzzles on my old hard drive but it would be better if someone has them and could post them.

The Kybalion?

>>19361875
What about it?

>>19361893

What's your take on it?

>>19361486
Looks diabolic we must investigate further.

>>19361486
cant make out the text but ide say the flag is for identification purposes

image seems upside down according to what seems to be a clock on the right (which is then actually the left).

The text then is probably just a prayer or a reminder to the reader to do his timely and daily prayers, ergo the clock.

>>19361438
A filter.

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I am lucky to have well water.

But after you filter make sure to toss an Aquamarine in there ;p

>>19361438

Distillation removes more fluoride than most commercial filter that can remove it like osmosis and ion exchange.

That said, with how much fluoridation there can be in your diet, that may get you more exposure than the water.

Mechanically deboned meat has high levels of fluoride in it, especially mechanically deboned chicken, where the bone material has been pulped and puts the bones fluoride accumulation into the meat.

A lot of teas elevated fluoride exposure.

Also, a lot of produce that is not farm to table (fuck 'organic' here, flouride in a lot of organics is higher as well) can raise exposure to. So if you do not live in a good place with to table produce available, flash frozen after picking produce may be you only real option, just check if it is indeed flash frozen not preserved and conventional frozen.

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For your pepe.

Bump.

Someone please help me

>>19361428
Stand on holy ground and use one of the irish protection prayers.

Google it's not your friend but it will help this time.

>>19361392
>Something is coming.
like a slightly smaller or larger moon?

>>19361392
Is this your first time seeing the moon?

>>19361509
>>19361514
Read the Bible. Repent. Be prepared.

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>>19361306
It's a Bog OP. Theyve come for you. You're probably already filled with Bogdabots.
You're toast
RIP

>>19361334
dude what does that mean? Im so scared...

>>19361338
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>19361302

Going about on side of 99 headed south toward Newberg for a bit. Checking over the site, with 4k white LED lumen headlamp on, and various red blinker LEDs going on bike, and my back pack. No cars passing, which is odd, because even though it is late, traffic between Portland and Salem is still fairly consistent at all hours. So do not see shit, no signs of a previous accident on the guard rails, tree line, drainage ditch, etc. Just dark as shit, and seeing eye shine from the occasional deer as I look toward whatever sounds of moving I hear. Decide to check out the northbound side, and go to the turnabout to cross the highway.

About to cross the northbound lanes, with fully lighting equipment on and working. Can see nothing has gone through either of the nearby intersections. Suddenly hit with the sound and fury of a passing big rig. Horn blares, tires kick up dirt and pebbles, air desperate to get out of its un aerodynamic way blasting me like a cold wind, and even though we are near drought with no measurable rainfall in recent weeks, the air has a chilly dampness to it like it was suddenly winter. Then realize, the asshole trucker had no lights, no headlights, no working trailer lights, jack and shit. Feel furious about how he near fucking killed me, also amazed he can see anywhere he is going, as last I hear is the engine revving with a gear change.

>>19361302

Get across lanes to northbound bike path. Rattled by the close encounter with a truck, as I bike slowly down toward the intersection. See the light stay green for 99 the entire time, despite two cars waiting there to cross, yet I am the only thing stirring on 99, and the traffic management sensors do not react to bikes, only motor vehicles. Suddenly feel very confused, than even more rattled, where the fuck did that rig go? I never saw it cross through the lights of this intersection, and I did not see or hear it heading further down 99 the entire time I road downhill to this intersection. Also know it did not loop back around as I didn’t hear it, and there is nowhere to have turned a rig like that around on the road here anyway.

>>19361302
i had an experience like that once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLPi19uaGiY

>>19361291
It just zipped across the sky and is still again. Watching it, will update if anything happens

if you can't take pics, why bother reporting? I can do that. Anyone can do that.

A ufo just landed in my living room! It's really bright and the aliens here have like 8 dicks that all talk and sing.

I can't take pics right now, long story.

See? I just did it. Fake and gay.

>>19361312
You're the kind of faggot that can't enjoy Orson Welles.

OP, please find a camera.

>>19361248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcOVzx4CqY

Take care and ask for help if you need it.

>>19361255
??

Why do you even put up with these guys?
Isn't there some way to just ignore them?

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>>19361241
Yes.

>>19361241
Be nice to reaper bro

>>19361241
are you sure it was a grim reaper or was it a plague doctor ?

if its a plague doctor your being poisoned by some one close to you maybe your parents or wife

>>19361240
Something funny going on here hmm...

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>>19362072
>Something funny going on here hmm...

dig up all those graves for gold and melt into gold clown.
up the spoop

THE CLINTONS ARE THE ONES ORCHESTRATING THE LIES. TRUMP IS JUST A PUPPET FOR OUR JEWISH OVERSEERS ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND THE FOURNESS OF THE WORLD YOU WILL SEE. ONENESS IS WHAT THE CLINTONS WANT FROM YOU. IT'S WHAT THE SCUM JEW CHURCH OF 4 HORSEMEN WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THE FOUR CORNERS DO NOT EXIST AND 1 DAY IS THE TRUE WAY. IT IS NOT THE TRUE WAY. EARTH HAS 4 CORNERS SIMULTANEOUS 24 HOUR DAY

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Schizophrenia general.

>>19361223
Dude these stories are all the same

>>19361223
So, Were you fired after all ?

>>19361223
American greentext is always so weak
>so we go camping
>bring minigun and tank and burger okay
>have lots of fun
>but then friend was skinwalker so I run really fast
>dont camp okay

I want an Ausbong friend to start a thread. Australians have the best spooks