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Jesus Christ, for like the 1000th time, it's an old April Fools joke Google did.

I missed the storm, i had my headphones on and listened to music the whole night.

>>19305046
i was going to make a comment about the paranormal nature of a fat person who can dance, but the end of that gif kind of ruined the joke

>>19305024
Oh look this fucking thread again.

u kys trust me ive done it before it works

>>19304766
Jesus

I've seen some ghosts with conical heads doing just that

>>19304766
No, its racist.

>>19304661
>4:20
>alright alright alright

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>>19375664
pic related

>>19375664
We can only dream

>>19375670
soon, you will wake up

>>19374965
Am I as talented in the field of interest as those say I am?

Will I day fulfilled and satisfied with what I've left behind?

>>19368926
>God (as in the Biblical, Christian God) doesn't exist.
You were wrong, you didn't get any shit for it. Try to stick to the pendulum, because it seems like it can make better predictions than you can.

Since God doesn't exist the pendulum will just answer "no" because a nonexistant thing can't know things.

BTW can a nonexistent thing know things?

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>>19374641
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Approximately 5,200 years.

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>>19374641

Civilization came out of the Renaissance. History prior to then has been massively faked. Nothing is more than a few hundred years old also. Earth is probably wrecked by nature every millennia or so, and they don't want us to know there is no escape from the carnage.

>>19374421
So who wants to get an /x/ drinking party together

>>19374438
Discord?

>>19374421
get a load of this guy casting the first stone

(2009)

You guys probably ownt even like this because it's not spoopy paranormal but here goes

>15
>backpacking with grandad up in the Ozarks
>really secluded so it's just been me and him the whole trip
>grandad is a grizzled old fuck who hates everyone except me and isn't afraid of shit
>for any /k/ommandos he usually brings a Marlin and i just use a shitty rifle my dad gave me because poor
Anyway
>not a hunting trip but we've been shooting our dinner and we figure if we find a deer close to home we'll bring it back
>havent seen any yet but we're keeping our eyes peeled for scat or signs
>actually its been pretty lean as far as animals go, we've only really had deer and squirrels and birds so far
>about halfway into trip, we're in deep country
>been raining since we got up but grandad doesn't give a fuck
>both of us are wet and cranky
>havent talked much all day, my boots are giving me blisters because of my stupid wet socks
>go as far as I can and then tell grandad we need to stop
>grandad seems oddly reluctant
>tells me we gotta keep going until we're out of this valley we're in
>ask why
>he just says its better not to camp in a valley
>whatever, figure he's just being a stupid paranoid old man
>only get a little further before my ankles are literally raw
>tell grandad we gotta stop unless he wants to carry me
>grandad is pissed but agrees
>start to build a fire pit, he tells me not to
>what the fuck why not, i wanna get my feet dry
>trenchrot is real
>he wont say why, just 'no fire'
>fucking whatever
>get in my sleeping bag and try to get my feet warm that way
We had VERY light tents, btw. Basically just tarps we'd throw over branches.
>later when the sun is setting and we're eating our cold dinner we both hear something a couple hundred yards from camp
>twigs snapping, leaves moving around
>grandad and I are excited, it's definitely a deer
>we get really quiet and wait to see if it'll come closer
>grandad has rifle ready
1/2

2/2
>can't see it, but hear the deer circle camp a few times and then leave going toward where the land rises up into some rocky cliffs
>disappointed, thought we were gonna see a deer
>later that night after dark we're hanging out and shooting the shit
>rain has mostly stopped
>grandad goes to piss, decide im gonna light a small fire because fuck it im cold
>literally the SECOND i get the fire going grandad sprints back into camp
>hollers at me to put it out
>tired and cranky so i just tell him to fucking relax
>suddenly from the direction of the cliffs we hear snapping
>ohshit the deer! it must be drawn to the fire or something!
>kinda weirded out, grandad seems WAY too tense for a deer but there are no bears out here
>sounds are getting closer, realize the deer is running, which is weird. it should be running away from us, we're being too loud
>now IM a little freaked
>get my gun from beside my bag, stand with grandpa
>trying to remember if wolves live here
>something moves just beyond the treeline, fire is too small to really see it clearly
>grandad shoves me back behind him, i fall over
>about to chew him out but then the thing breaks the treeline
>it's a deer, but there's something seriously fucking wrong with it
>basically a walking skeleton, drooling, this deer is fucked up
>see what's going on with its face as it comes weirdly close to us and stops maybe twenty feet away
>feel myself go cold all over
>grandad is dead still, aiming at it
>'Go on now' he says. 'This ain't your fire. You're not invited.'
>its a male deer with full antlers
>but the antlers aren't going up
>nstead they curve down, almost like a cage around its face
>one point is growing into its mouth, forcing it open and drooling
>another is going through its eye and into its head
>rest are pressing into the skin of its neck and face
>i have never seen anything like this, im shitting myself
>deer is motionless, just panting and drooling and watching us
2/3 i guess oops

>>19374437
3/3 for real this time
>'Go on. You're not welcome.' Grandad tells it again
>deer doesn't move, just stares at the fire
>i thumb the safety and the click startles both of them
>'ANON, don't move.' Grandad says without looking at me
>deer notices me
>looks at me with its one good eye and i swear to god i literally pissed myself
>it's like a cross between a human eye and a deer eye, like the iris is human if that makes sense
>what the fuck is going on
>realize the forest is DEAD SILENT, nothing is moving ANYWHERE
>feels like a fucking mexican standoff
>i don't know how to explain it but i went from totally fine to fucking terrified without the deer doing anything but look at me
>'GO ON.' I shout at it. i sound like a fucking pussy but i just want it to leave
>'Go on.' Grandad says. He cocks his rifle and the deer backs up a step
>'That's right. We'll leave it for you tomorrow. But not now. You just go on, or I'll make you go.'
>the deer FUCKING UNDERSTANDS HIM
>it gives me one last look and turns around back into the woods
>hear it leaving and then it goes silent
>sounds start coming back into the forest
>grandad looks exhausted, he puts his rifle down and drops next to me
>he's sweating
>realize he was terrified
>this makes ME terrified
>start to ask him what the fuck just happened but he tells me to shut up
>'Don't light fires when I tell you not to, boy.' He says
>'Stuff out here don't like us much but if'n you don't bother it it ain't gonna bother you.'
>that's all he says
>tells me he's going to sleep and that we'll move on tomorrow
>i barely sleep the entire night
>leave the next morning with the fire still going
>doesnt seem safe or smart but grandad says we promised so we have to
>i keep trying to talk about the deer but he just tells me to shut up and walk
>rest of the trip is uneventful
>very very glad to be back in grandad's truck at the end of it

>>19374098
See
>>19374223
Thanks dude, muchly appreciated for your time.

Is anyone doing readings?

>>19374405
I might have one left in me for the day.
Whatcha need?

>>19373930
https://youtu.be/SYrdpz-yLlk
https://youtu.be/OLONa4rWCEc
If I find anything more I'll post.

>>19373952

thx kind anon

https://youtu.be/W7h-HJjSmGc

>everything in the universe vibrates
>everything has it's own different frequency at which it vibrates
>crystals tend to have a higher vibration than say, coal
>when you touch a crystal it's vibration can affect your vibration
>your vibration affects the way you feel and perceive things around you

Try a fun experiment and add a crystal to a "properly made" Ankh. It acts as a tuning fork increasing the strength of the vibration of the crystal and you, so a small crystal can act as a larger crystal. Same with out a crystal, but it will amplify your own vibration.

>inb4 noooo don't give out secrets like that
People deserve to know.

I have some pricey lapis lazuli that soothes skin irritation pretty well. It's more of a mineral than a crystal but whatever.

>>19373913
Crystals look neat I found a piece of smoky quartz buried by a barn near my apt. Will it make my weed danker?

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>>19373905
WHAT IS A FUC ?

>>19373910
use ggl translate
https://pastebin.com/raw/rRbgt6kR

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>>19373905

You mean what kind of power will it give you?
None, that's a trap.
If you seek only power you will find only pain.

>>19373904
Tell me more about power

>>19373920
What more is there to tell?
Those who seek it for it's own sake do not find it.